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Nudest: 6,995thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,280thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,477th
The Zombie Puppet of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Oh my!
Captain Wuff
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Yodle 8

Population10.948 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderCaptain Wuff
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalCow

The Zombie Puppet of Yodle 8 is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Captain Wuff with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.948 billion Yodleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodle 8ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,585 trillion Gold Coins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,826 Gold Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 465,813 per year while the poor average 34,105, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Nearby bird nests prompt wind turbine shutdowns, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, it's hunting season on loan sharks, and nose plugs are the latest Yodle 8ian fashion accessory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 8's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle 8 is ranked 25,477th in the world and 11th in Disney World for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 29,703.16 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 6,995thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,280thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,477thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,714thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,302ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,342ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,552ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,874thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 17,289thLargest Governments: 17,470thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,013thMost Influential: 19,331stBest Weather: 21,382ndLowest Crime Rates: 21,402ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,060thHighest Economic Output: 22,160thMost Patriotic: 22,263rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,889thMost Efficient Economies: 24,209thSmartest Citizens: 24,313thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,395thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,477thMost Stationary: 27,326thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,112thHighest Average Incomes: 28,388thMost Inclusive: 28,505thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,551stMost Scientifically Advanced: 31,892nd
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yodle 8 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Yodle 8's influence in Disney World fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Yodle 8's influence in Disney World rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Yodle 8's influence in Disney World fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Yodle 8's influence in Disney World rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Yodle 8's influence in Disney World fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Yodle 8's influence in Disney World rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Yodle 8's influence in Disney World fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Yodle 8's influence in Disney World rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Yodle 8's influence in Disney World fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".

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