The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 90 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 4.217 billion Yodle 90ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 27.0%.

The very strong Yodle 90ian economy, worth 293 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,587 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, produce markets have tanked in pursuit of the perfect potato, supervisors in Yodle 90 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 90's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 90 is ranked 86,994^th in the world and 6^th in Yodlean Card Farms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12,986.62 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.