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Nudest: 767thSafest: 6,290thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,522nd
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Love is everywhere for those with eyes to see
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Yogimatopia

Population32 million

CurrencyShilling
AnimalOrangutan

The Community of Yogimatopia is a small, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 32 million Yo-yos love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fragile Yogimatopian economy, worth 828 billion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 25,883 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, theories that hold water are considered to have failed, foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, and gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yogimatopia's national animal is the Orangutan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yogimatopia is ranked 124,268th in the world and 248th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,187.54 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Nudest: 767thTop
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Safest: 6,290thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,522ndMost Pacifist: 7,515thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,062ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 17,964thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,909thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,173rdNicest Citizens: 26,505thMost Compassionate Citizens: 28,905thMost Politically Free: 29,361stMost Cultured: 31,379th
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Nudest: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 43rd in the region
Has WA voting rights.

Endorsements Received: 10 » Sadan, Duskari, Schillikia, Kawany, Midterra, Margastan, Ghurlan, Rhenna, Prplia, and Tisteklia.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yogimatopia, gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours.
  • : Following new legislation in Yogimatopia, foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Yogimatopia, theories that hold water are considered to have failed.
  • : Following new legislation in Yogimatopia, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Yogimatopia, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
  • : Following new legislation in Yogimatopia, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Yogimatopia's influence in The Leftist Assembly rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Yogimatopia, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Yogimatopia was endorsed by The Holy Labor Directorate of Tisteklia.
  • : Following new legislation in Yogimatopia, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.

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