The Lost Wanderer of Zaoness is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 17.748 billion Zaonessians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Zaonessian economy, worth 379 trillion Particles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 21,389 Particles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political activists are routinely executed. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaoness's national animal is the Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zaoness is ranked 173,098^th in the world and 2,075^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,020.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.