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Zargomie

Population15.485 billion

CapitalZandia City
LeaderDustin Jaryd Jäger
FaithAtheism

CurrencyBeezy
AnimalSabre Hawk

The United Socialist Republic of Zargomie is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dustin Jaryd Jäger with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 15.485 billion Zargomites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zandia City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zargomite economy, worth a remarkable 3,663 trillion Beezies a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 236,576 Beezies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, war vets look after war animals, and road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zargomie's national animal is the Sabre Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Zargomie is ranked 4,192nd in the world and 5th in The Atheist Empire for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,451.95 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Healthiest Citizens: 501stMost Developed: 566thLongest Average Lifespans: 638thMost Secular: 641stSmartest Citizens: 1,219thMost Cultured: 1,240thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,300thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,435thMost Inclusive: 1,749thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,854thLargest Governments: 1,947thMost Efficient Economies: 2,063rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,451stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,680thMost Armed: 2,934thLowest Crime Rates: 2,938thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,184thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,362ndHighest Economic Output: 3,473rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,530thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,588thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,907thHighest Average Incomes: 4,094thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,192ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,302ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,940thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,416thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,485thBest Weather: 6,477thMost Stationary: 6,829thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,457thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,820thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,501stMost Influential: 11,294thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,778thNicest Citizens: 12,001stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,346thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,807thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,430thLargest Populations: 15,530thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,690thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,890th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zargomie, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Zargomie, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Zargomie, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Zargomie was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Zargomie, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Zargomie, diminutive Zargomite generals are feared for their aggressiveness.
  • : Zargomie was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Zargomie, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Zargomie was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Zargomie, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.

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