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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 721stLargest Information Technology Sector: 788thLargest Agricultural Sector: 823rd
The Unitary State of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Ethics are just holding us back
Glorious Sun Leader
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population8.879 billion

LeaderGlorious Sun Leader


The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.879 billion Zimmerdens are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,623 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 295,504 Rauns, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers", government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 96,092nd in the world and 4,140th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,217.08 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 721stLargest Information Technology Sector: 788thLargest Agricultural Sector: 823rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 998thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,041stMost Secular: 1,146thMost Influential: 1,157thRudest Citizens: 1,506thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,726thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,781stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,153rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,169thHighest Average Incomes: 2,192ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,498thHighest Crime Rates: 2,503rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,510thMost Armed: 3,226thMost Efficient Economies: 3,374thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,515thLargest Black Market: 3,598thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,893rdFattest Citizens: 4,159thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,375thMost Cultured: 4,663rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,696thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,165thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,301stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,323rdHighest Economic Output: 5,921stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,209thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,228thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,359thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,533rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,507thLargest Governments: 10,345thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,088thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,286thMost Stationary: 12,510thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,056thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,368thMost Developed: 22,975th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionMost Secular: 66th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 80th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 91st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionRudest Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 103rd in the regionMost Armed: 112th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 115th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 142nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 145th in the regionFattest Citizens: 149th in the regionLargest Black Market: 151st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 156th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 177th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 180th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 185th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 203rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 205th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 210th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 227th in the regionMost Cultured: 240th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 260th in the regionMost Stationary: 274th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 298th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 343rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 401st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 403rd in the regionMost Influential: 447th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 475th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 506th in the regionLargest Governments: 528th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 615th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 627th in the regionLargest Populations: 726th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 821st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers".
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Zimmerdachen endorsed The Republic of Saperisole.
  • : Zimmerdachen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : Zimmerdachen was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Paradeavenlisian States.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, one of the most popular models in Zimmerdachen has a scarred face and one working eye.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, hell is not always other people.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 225 » Hamerica, Ethnon, Territorio di Nessuno, PotatoFarmers, DIMAnism, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Great Bights Mum, El Fiji Grande, Selfgradatude, Daiz, Dreadton, Walter Jackson, Corfad, Sikol, Guer Aike, Shibutani, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Empy, The Sinclarian Provinces, 1 very fast endotarter, Pallaith, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Zzozona, Newpromisedland, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, Siwale, Aeolist, Frances Francis the First of France, The Calabash Protectorate, Omnistria, Lemonbiscuits, The Iron Lions, Loutsland, Notyoutopia, Sil Dorsett, The Tampa Bay Rays, McMasterdonia, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Prydania, The Endless Eventide, Yokciq Empire, Eywaan, Fluffy Noodles, Brucklania, Xagill, Clan Spaniel, and 175 others.Kranostav, Korovan Isles, Fendlium, Zaeli, Seenvorland, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Mystiquelle, Joodey, Former English Colony, Zeternia, Valentine Z, Sunto, Malta Comino Gozo, Timothea, The Pantheons, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Pokemanland, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Cretox State, Xipher, Yalkan, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, WeKnow, Moubarakistan, Solskjar, Napnomadia, Wilkshire, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Innocentic, Votak Matim, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Railroad Crossing, Aerilia, Morover, Lulubellia, Unsophisticate, Holy Oranz, Outer Shenendoah, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, Hardscrabble, Solcius, Merconitonitopia, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Liminyj, Viridiann, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Pytong, Bankowiata, Venicea, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, Imperial Pieserged, Yellops, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Khoik, Kristalmaan, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, East Akra, Odelinor, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Godwanna, Advancia-Sizzletown, Ellbonnia, Climeria, Seijitsu, The Pleiads, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Blyskalia, Galbadiana, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Desvios, Star Kingdom, Xentherida, Planes, Muqatil, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Orado, Gondwanaia, Kromi, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Jovian Knights, Valgarda, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Svenskan, Wisconsota, Figyjharli, Maott, Wapistan, Dangine, Siforpeo, ForestMythal, Shotokonia, Folenz, Tyirza, Singamadri, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, Steampunk Ariel, Korean-Joseon, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Mon Island, Tsandonown, Perikuresu, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Drash Mannistan, Card Kingdom, Intion North, Andanavia, Sopernia, Ayuzhhhhh, Apollo Park, Bearical, Fizban, Nova Arcania, Unshleepd, Nation1812, Sahriastan, Lionia, Capablanca, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Eternal Dominion, The Blazeland Administration, Tibus Heth, United Soviet State of North Amerika, New Celoveniortan, Nimarya, Pazair, Que Lukustinardon, Zapiron, Tringapore, Praeceps, United Capitalist Provinces, Palgo, Pooldova, Dabarastan, AmManies, New Michag, Rising Sakura, Kazoo Basin, Teothopia, Antonimus, and Paradeavenlisian States.

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