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Largest Agricultural Sector: 448thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 519thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,020th
The Unitary State of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Ethics are just holding us back
Glorious Sun Leader
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population7.025 billion

LeaderGlorious Sun Leader


The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.025 billion Zimmerdens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,188 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 311,471 Rauns, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Glorious Sun Leader's wardrobe, and busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 14,126th in the world and 322nd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,175.86041411552 Days.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 448thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 519thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,020thMost Secular: 1,172ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,398thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,401stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,445thHighest Average Incomes: 1,742ndLargest Black Market: 1,980thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,003rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,279thLargest Retail Industry: 2,426thMost Efficient Economies: 2,443rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,656thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,986thHighest Crime Rates: 3,161stSmartest Citizens: 3,308thFattest Citizens: 3,351stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,667thMost Armed: 3,756thRudest Citizens: 3,788thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,794thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,890thMost Influential: 4,073rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,676thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,758thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,828thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,889thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,235thHighest Economic Output: 6,536thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,833rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,970thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,998thMost Cultured: 7,386thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,657thLargest Governments: 8,769thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,470thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,007thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,036thMost Stationary: 14,126thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,099thMost Developed: 17,368th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Secular: 57th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 60th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67th in the regionLargest Black Market: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 105th in the regionFattest Citizens: 106th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 109th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 115th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 119th in the regionMost Armed: 125th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 128th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 129th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 141st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 146th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 161st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 173rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 176th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 182nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 184th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 207th in the regionRudest Citizens: 211th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 249th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 252nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 261st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 281st in the regionMost Stationary: 322nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 328th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 342nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 346th in the regionMost Cultured: 360th in the regionLargest Governments: 427th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 528th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 581st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 595th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 617th in the regionLargest Populations: 714th in the regionMost Developed: 889th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 907th in the regionMost Influential: 1,004th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zimmerdachen was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Eschatosia.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Glorious Sun Leader's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Zimmerdachen endorsed The Empire of Heilhum Imperius.
  • : Zimmerdachen was endorsed by The Empire of Heilhum Imperius.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Haben.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 148 » Lionia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Castle Federation, United Federation of Technocrats, Hamerica, Ethnon, Pazair, Territorio di Nessuno, PotatoFarmers, DIMAnism, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Great Bights Mum, El Fiji Grande, Selfgradatude, Daiz, Dreadton, Interdimensional Zone, Walter Jackson, Corfad, Sikol, Guer Aike, Shibutani, North Bratislava, Ihese, Smesh, Dar es Saalam, Dabarastan, Empy, The Sinclarian Provinces, 1 very fast endotarter, Pallaith, Sea Ghost, Hoglands, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Plutayah, Kocherian, Serendipita Martia, Zzozona, Newpromisedland, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, Siwale, Noahs Second Country, Aeolist, Frances Francis the First of France, The Calabash Protectorate, Fauzjhia, Omnistria, and 98 others.Saperisole, Sundred, Lemonbiscuits, The Iron Lions, Schnuftelland, Loutsland, Notyoutopia, Valhalla123, Sil Dorsett, The Tampa Bay Rays, Ihsan, Zumlandia, McMasterdonia, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Prydania, The Endless Eventide, Terra Aquilon, Yokciq Empire, Eywaan, New Avian, The Havens, Fluffy Noodles, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Brucklania, Xagill, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Korovan Isles, Fendlium, Zaeli, Hopsin, Seenvorland, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Mystiquelle, Wit Noreis, U S Eh, Joodey, Former English Colony, Zeternia, Valentine Z, Plangainer, Westinor, Sunto, Fayyayid, Arichia, Arbor Marshes, Malta Comino Gozo, The World Capitalist Confederation, Praeceps, Timothea, Lumosi, The Pantheons, Damsmel, Highton Islands, Borsukia, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Terban Kedah, Maclare, The New Cordian Empire, Shadowrik, Pokemanland, Abject Ludicrosity, Kulgatha, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Cretox State, Principia Mathematica, Xipher, Buckhem, The Noviosyus, Yalkan, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, WeKnow, Andexia, Moubarakistan, Termathe, Olofin, Solskjar, Protonfield, Napnomadia, Wilkshire, Ultra777, Neu-Galicia, Yalgora, Heilhum Imperius, and Eschatosia.

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