The Commonwealth of Zoe Carter is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.417 billion Zoe Carterians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong Zoe Carterian economy, worth 225 trillion IQS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 51,138 IQS, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zoe Carter's national animal is the S․A․R․A․H, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zoe Carter is ranked 251,873^rd in the world and 5^th in Eureka for Safest, scoring 28.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.