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Highest Crime Rates: 1,738thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,678thMost Avoided: 3,988th
The Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Let it go
Influence
Hegemony
Chief Revenant
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zombie Elsa

Population15.124 billion

CapitalArendelle
LeaderZombie Elsa
Faithfollowers of Zombie Elsa

CurrencyZombuck
AnimalZombie

The Republic of Zombie Elsa is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Zombie Elsa with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.124 billion Zombies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arendelle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie economy, worth a remarkable 1,330 trillion Zombucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 87,974 Zombucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 442,516 per year while the poor average 9,774, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

Baiting is a national sport, afternoon delight in care homes is restricted to a serving of spotted dick at 3pm, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, and the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zombie Elsa's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is followers of Zombie Elsa.

Zombie Elsa is ranked 30,069th in the world and 1st in Fjord for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 27,610.38 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,738thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,678thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,988thFattest Citizens: 4,290thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,933rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,201stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,768thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,533rdRudest Citizens: 9,858thMost Stationary: 10,516thMost Armed: 12,583rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,874thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,617thMost Influential: 15,088thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,440thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 24,441stMost Ignorant Citizens: 24,870thHighest Economic Output: 28,061stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29,477thLargest Populations: 29,481stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30,069th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, afternoon delight in care homes is restricted to a serving of spotted dick at 3pm.
  • : Zombie Elsa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, baiting is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • : Zombie Elsa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, the children of Zombie Elsa are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.

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