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Largest Retail Industry: 104thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 238thFattest Citizens: 271st
The Nomadic Peoples of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Grrr Rawr
Disembodied Brain
Influence
Hermit
Zombie Minion
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Zombie Minion

Population18.052 billion

CapitalStalled Car
LeaderDisembodied Brain
FaithGru

Currencysoul
Animalhenchman

The Nomadic Peoples of Zombie Minion is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Disembodied Brain with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, feral children, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.052 billion Minions are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalled Car. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie economy, worth a remarkable 6,392 trillion souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 354,107 souls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,092,740 per year while the poor average 27,717, a ratio of 75.5 to 1.

Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, the army consists of only generals and grunts, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zombie Minion's national animal is the henchman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gru.

Zombie Minion is ranked 60,682nd in the world and 1st in Silverhold for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,429.99 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 104thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 238thFattest Citizens: 271stMost Subsidized Industry: 285thMost Avoided: 297thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 304thMost Corrupt Governments: 359thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 376thLargest Mining Sector: 396thHighest Crime Rates: 444thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 491stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 636thMost Armed: 693rdLargest Black Market: 726thMost Efficient Economies: 995thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,068thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,238thRudest Citizens: 1,597thHighest Average Incomes: 1,756thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,109thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,423rdLargest Governments: 2,644thHighest Economic Output: 2,780thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,884thTop
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Most Primitive: 5,601stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,411thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,542ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,373rdMost Influential: 14,504thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,618thMost Stationary: 14,995thTop
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Most Secular: 18,019thLargest Populations: 22,212thHighest Drug Use: 28,535thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31,624th

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  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.

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