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Libertandonien wrote:The rotors of the planes will blow away your smoke signals. Why would you want to call the UN?

Tanks rolling across the world is bad for business. We like selling cheap furniture, and we can't sell cheap furniture if all the people who would buy it are dead.

Now, if we can nab some spoils on the side, or provide furnishings for military installations, we may have a different story on our hands. Money talks, after all.

Libertandonien

Libertandonien wrote:I should really reconsider my actions.

Do you have a time machine? Because you’re supposed to consider your actions before you do them...

You could always apologize and say you’ve grown since the last few minutes prior, you’ve become wiser to the world and are truly a different person.

Libertandonien

By Jove Itallitopia he mobilized against us! Your blockade as what was keeping them from attacking me, Soviet and others! Uuuh fine

Arthur headed to the balcony of his office. Udo had already installed a microphone for the speech, announced one day earlier. “Citizens of Greater Saint-Paul. As you all are informed, the new fascist regime of Yugobatania has declared war on us, and have mobilized against our nation. You may also know that the Itallitopians have made a blockade to stop their fleet from reaching their outer targets. But just yesterday, I have been informed that the life saving blockade has been lifted. The Yugobatanian fleet is headed our way and we don’t have a navy to stop them. The one that we have been working on has been identified to be hijacked by spies and corrupt workers, so it’s up to the men at the beaches. I know I have never done this, but I plead that all fit men over eighteen who haven’t enlisted, do, for the sake of our country. This new and dirty regime is determined to conquer his enemies, either by annexation or deception, as happened to Dragonspyre and, most recently, Itallitopia. The alliance, who has been loosing supporters by the day is the only thing stopping a new wave of fascism and extreme imperialism, only seen before in times forgotten. Today, I humbly ask of all my citizens that they do their part, be it but buying war bonds, donating supplies or enlisting. We will show the enemy the might of Greater Saint-Paul. The might of the paulistians. The might of a people detirmined to fight, and never surrender! We will show them that even if we seem weak, WE WILL FIGHT! Let us all show the enemy, no, the world, the might OF THE EMPIRE!” He spoke, as the crowd cheered in joy, determination and patriotism. Arthur pulled out a flag showing the current flag of Yugobatania. He pulled out a lighter and burned it, placing the cloth in a metal bowl. Then, he unfolded the former flag of Yugobatania, ten times bigger than the one burning and saied “This is Yugobatania!” As he tossed the flag to the crowd. The cloth slowly fell to the public, who recived the flag and cheered, passing it hand by hand with joy. Arthur entered his office and closed the balcony door, leaving the flag to burn. “Heh, Getúlio Halin must be pissed off in his cell” he tought to himself.

Anyone knows how to post images on factbooks while on mobile?

Libertandonien

Libertandonien wrote:I should really reconsider my actions.

Probably best idea.

Sanjurika, Libertandonien, and Haunti

Hello everyone!

Territorio di Nessuno and Libertandonien

Greater Saint-Paul wrote:By Jove Itallitopia he mobilized against us! Your blockade as what was keeping them from attacking me, Soviet and others! Uuuh fine

Arthur headed to the balcony of his office. Udo had already installed a microphone for the speech, announced one day earlier. “Citizens of Greater Saint-Paul. As you all are informed, the new fascist regime of Yugobatania has declared war on us, and have mobilized against our nation. You may also know that the Itallitopians have made a blockade to stop their fleet from reaching their outer targets. But just yesterday, I have been informed that the life saving blockade has been lifted. The Yugobatanian fleet is headed our way and we don’t have a navy to stop them. The one that we have been working on has been identified to be hijacked by spies and corrupt workers, so it’s up to the men at the beaches. I know I have never done this, but I plead that all fit men over eighteen who haven’t enlisted, do, for the sake of our country. This new and dirty regime is determined to conquer his enemies, either by annexation or deception, as happened to Dragonspyre and, most recently, Itallitopia. The alliance, who has been loosing supporters by the day is the only thing stopping a new wave of fascism and extreme imperialism, only seen before in times forgotten. Today, I humbly ask of all my citizens that they do their part, be it but buying war bonds, donating supplies or enlisting. We will show the enemy the might of Greater Saint-Paul. The might of the paulistians. The might of a people detirmined to fight, and never surrender! We will show them that even if we seem weak, WE WILL FIGHT! Let us all show the enemy, no, the world, the might OF THE EMPIRE!” He spoke, as the crowd cheered in joy, determination and patriotism. Arthur pulled out a flag showing the current flag of Yugobatania. He pulled out a lighter and burned it, placing the cloth in a metal bowl. Then, he unfolded the former flag of Yugobatania, ten times bigger than the one burning and saied “This is Yugobatania!” As he tossed the flag to the crowd. The cloth slowly fell to the public, who recived the flag and cheered, passing it hand by hand with joy. Arthur entered his office and closed the balcony door, leaving the flag to burn. “Heh, Getúlio Halin must be pissed off in his cell” he tought to himself.

Solomon, sitting in his office, watches the news in rage and anger.

“How dare they burn our beloved flag,” he tells himself.

But, with some meditative breathing, he calms himself down. For soon he would enact his master plan. A plan no one will see coming.

Yugobatania wrote:Solomon, sitting in his office, watches the news in rage and anger.

“How dare they burn our beloved flag,” he tells himself.

But, with some meditative breathing, he calms himself down. For soon he would enact his master plan. A plan no one will see coming.

Huh. Ye mate like I didn’t know you are gonna d day me. Listen, the bois are all set and we have new soldiers manning defenses by the minute. Remember, we will never surrender!

The soviet states of europe 3

Zazumo wrote:Shameful...

>_>

For some reason my internet keeps stuffing up whenever I tried liking your post or quoting you...

Also I'm sorry, but it was a really good price of 3.55

I don't know what to do with it now...

Hong kong empire

East supple lund wrote:Lol wut
Uh
I never said I was invading tho, just withdrawing from the space program
Wait is that a thing? Are people invading him?
I mean, I’ll do it to change his regime if [nation]Western Vapia[nation] and OSEAN are kewl with it, and other peeps will help as well
But not now, as imma be goin’ to the Guggenheim today! :D

Oh nice. GSP said you were in this for some reason, so I just tagged you as well.

East supple lund

Hong kong empire wrote:Oh nice. GSP said you were in this for some reason, so I just tagged you as well.

Yugo mobilized against him so I thought it was nice pointing that out. Especially now that there isn’t a blockade stopping him from d daying basicly anybody

Hong kong empire and Lungha

Aerilia wrote:For some reason my internet keeps stuffing up whenever I tried liking your post or quoting you...

Also I'm sorry, but it was a really good price of 3.55

I don't know what to do with it now...

NS connection keeps timing out for me. But if you want to take the blame I'm for that.

Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, and Libertandonien

Libertandonien

Are anyone from Limberwisk?

Aylwater and Sillemban

Zazumo wrote:NS connection keeps timing out for me. But if you want to take the blame I'm for that.

Thought it was my internet, I'm glad it's not.

I blame you because it happened when I tried liking your post and it happened again when you quoted me.

#BanZaz#MakeNSworkagain

Aerilia wrote:Thought it was my internet, I'm glad it's not.

I blame you because it happened when I tried liking your post and it happened again when you quoted me.

#BanZaz#MakeNSworkagain

NS literally can't exist without me. I'm that important.

Aerilia and Lorigia

The Islands of Tonga wrote:holy jesus i can do better than that *engulfs a massive aircraft carrier*

*Swallows a nation twice as the size of Lorigia*

Greater Saint-Paul wrote:Yugo mobilized against him so I thought it was nice pointing that out. Especially now that there isn’t a blockade stopping him from d daying basicly anybody

Supple would wipe Yugos Forces in a heartbeat, same with me.

Zazumo wrote:NS literally can't exist without me. I'm that important.

Yer...I'm fairy sure it's you now, I posted my post and it started to work fine for me until I tried clicking on something and it timed out but before it did I looked at my notices...

And that notice was you quoting my post...

Did you get any bugs today that you are not aware of? or did you maybe try opening up a parallel universe?

Greater Saint-Paul wrote:By Jove Itallitopia he mobilized against us! Your blockade as what was keeping them from attacking me, Soviet and others! Uuuh fine

Arthur headed to the balcony of his office. Udo had already installed a microphone for the speech, announced one day earlier. “Citizens of Greater Saint-Paul. As you all are informed, the new fascist regime of Yugobatania has declared war on us, and have mobilized against our nation. You may also know that the Itallitopians have made a blockade to stop their fleet from reaching their outer targets. But just yesterday, I have been informed that the life saving blockade has been lifted. The Yugobatanian fleet is headed our way and we don’t have a navy to stop them. The one that we have been working on has been identified to be hijacked by spies and corrupt workers, so it’s up to the men at the beaches. I know I have never done this, but I plead that all fit men over eighteen who haven’t enlisted, do, for the sake of our country. This new and dirty regime is determined to conquer his enemies, either by annexation or deception, as happened to Dragonspyre and, most recently, Itallitopia. The alliance, who has been loosing supporters by the day is the only thing stopping a new wave of fascism and extreme imperialism, only seen before in times forgotten. Today, I humbly ask of all my citizens that they do their part, be it but buying war bonds, donating supplies or enlisting. We will show the enemy the might of Greater Saint-Paul. The might of the paulistians. The might of a people detirmined to fight, and never surrender! We will show them that even if we seem weak, WE WILL FIGHT! Let us all show the enemy, no, the world, the might OF THE EMPIRE!” He spoke, as the crowd cheered in joy, determination and patriotism. Arthur pulled out a flag showing the current flag of Yugobatania. He pulled out a lighter and burned it, placing the cloth in a metal bowl. Then, he unfolded the former flag of Yugobatania, ten times bigger than the one burning and saied “This is Yugobatania!” As he tossed the flag to the crowd. The cloth slowly fell to the public, who recived the flag and cheered, passing it hand by hand with joy. Arthur entered his office and closed the balcony door, leaving the flag to burn. “Heh, Getúlio Halin must be pissed off in his cell” he tought to himself.

First of all, the blockade is only within MY strait, which does not allow the passage of ANY FOREIGN MILITARY vessels. Second of all, I am not defending Yugobatania. And my blockade never did stop Yugo from sending ships, it only stopped military vessels from the Itallitopian Sea from exiting.

Lorigia wrote:*Swallows a nation twice as the size of Lorigia*

*swallows the Multiverse* oh s--- i am eating my self *screams inside then wakes up* oh thats was just a dream *eats breakfast* werid this tastes like Loigia hmmmmm *eats the nation of Lorigia

Lorigia

Strangereal RP

Gregory sits at his desk in his office, overlooking the dismantlement of four Yakuvonian tanks, typing on a typewriter.

A buzzer sounds above him, he walks to his door and looks out. The large doors on the floor below open up, and five Tanabonian tanks roll into the factory. Gregory walks down, meeting the officer he meet before.

“Gregory! What do you think? Tanabonian tanks, these were just about to be thrown away. I hope you can incorporate these in your design, it said they were coming in the previous paper, oh, that reminds me...” He pulls a clipboard out of his overcoat, unclips the singular paper, and hands it to Gregory. “The rest of your orders, really it just ways that you will have any necessary funds to complete the project. Now, we must go, I’ll be back in a month to check your progress.”

The officer returns outside, and Gregory waves at a crew of mechanics to begin dismantling three of the Tanabonian tanks. Gregory returns to his office, and watches the crews work on their assignments. He returns to typing soon after...

Tanabon

Tanabon and Lorigia

Ay Lorigia! How are you doing? ;D

Aerilia and Lorigia

Aerilia wrote:Yer...I'm fairy sure it's you now, I posted my post and it started to work fine for me until I tried clicking on something and it timed out but before it did I looked at my notices...

And that notice was you quoting my post...

Did you get any bugs today that you are not aware of? or did you maybe try opening up a parallel universe?

Who told you about my secret work with CERN? We're trying to find a parallel universe where Max Barry doesn't make NS. And has hair.

The Coast of Raccooniah will still remain guarded Incase of attack.

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