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The narrator from Captain N is the Guardian Spirit from Miitopia
Aidenfieeld, Volaworand, Beepee, Lily pad nation, and 3 others073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Poleande, and The Filippinas
But silhouetted and stylish, like the Pac-Man noir. Find out the true story of Pac-Man, the scandals, the tragedy, only in Lily Pad at my flag-o’clock.
Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, Volaworand, Beepee, and 4 others073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Poleande, The Filippinas, and Lapathiya
You have a pet crab named Leonardo DePinchy.
Your life is interesting enough as it is.
Ryan from Legal said the same thing before reporting me to HR.
Tsk!
"Sexual harassment in the workplace", bah humbug! It's not my fault he looks like Ryan Reynolds.
Quiescent, Volaworand, Beepee, Lily pad nation, and 4 othersEast Sakhlin, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Zess, and Poleande
Anyone want brownies?
Volaworand, Beepee, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Poleande, and 1 otherThe Filippinas
Once again our great goddess Auphelia has made an invalid and irrelevant poll. Its beginning to seem like you are trying to out corrupt our most corrupt LC member the despicable and corrupt penguins 
Volaworand. But I digress, you needed to leave an option for "Other" on your poll. Your choices, that you picked out, may be how you see yourself in your own eyes, but alas our most benevolent and tyrannical tentacled deity it is not how we see you. I for one believe that you better resemble the great Doctor Shantotto of Windurstian fame. Though you may not always speak in rhyme anymore it is very very apparent that you live by the philosophy that the ends justify the means.
Si-topia, Volaworand, Lily pad nation, East Sakhlin, and 3 others073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Poleande, and The Filippinas
As long as the ends aren't tough and grisly.
I'll tell you this: never let 
Drystar go to the market alone. He's got a good nose for fruits and whatnot, but he's hopeless at finding a proper bread or meat.
As for the polls, to that I say: the ends justify the means.
Be at peace, dear, and know that your opinion on this matter is as important as this poll.
That is to say, not at all.
Drystar, Volaworand, Linguiniland, Lily pad nation, and 2 others073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, and Poleande
This confirms my theory that Drystar survives on a diet of SPAM and processed sliced cheese sandwiches served on white bread and with a side of fresh, in season, organic fruits.
Drystar, Si-topia, Volaworand, Lily pad nation, and 3 others073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Poleande, and The Filippinas
Incorrect. I would never put SPAM in my body.
I slather it on my skin to keep it moist and supple.
Drystar, Beepee, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, and Poleande
I'm back TSP!
Volaworand, Beepee, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Erfton, and 1 otherThe Filippinas
HELLO!!!!
*rolls into a puddle of SPIT*
Beepee, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Poleande, and The Filippinas
There's much to be said for the soothing qualities of SPIT!
Auphelia, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Poleande, and 2 othersErfton, and The Filippinas
*Swims happily in the SPIT*
Volaworand, Beepee, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, and Poleande
ROTFL!!!!
Auphelia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Poleande, Erfton, and 1 otherThe Filippinas
I'm so torn between Yubaba and Maleficent for the poll. Personally I love frivolous polls, it's annoying when you actually have to think hard about a poll and weigh the options because it's about something that really matters to the region, it's far more fun when you can just sit back and shake your fist at the plebians who think Auphelia is godzilla ^-^
I think I'm gonna have to go with maleficent though since that's how I've always pictured auph looking like for some reason, and god knows we're never gonna be able to find a character with her personality so I might as well just go with that :p
Auphelia, Volaworand, Lily pad nation, Poleande, and 2 othersErfton, and The Filippinas
SPIT pairs well with a SNOT, and that can be used to exfoliate your skin nicely!
Kentucky Fried Penguin is getting ready for you to catch them all month! The fast food chain will feature Pokemon toys in its Kids Southern Nutty Original Treat Meals. This coincides with the release of Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon which makes the announcement even more exciting.There are a total of 8 Pokemon shown as part of the collection. Perhaps you will receive a Pikachu with light-up cheeks. There is also Rowlet who can flap its wings. Solgaleo and Lunala toys can make your meal legendary! In addition to fun figures, each item comes with a card from the Pokémon Trading Card Game series.
The Pokémon Kids SNOT Meals will begin in November 23rd and will be available until Christmas. Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon just launched so pick up the game now so you can enjoy it while eating at KFP. Take a look at all of the toys below for a sneak peek!
related news:
* This has to be the unluckiest Pokémon Go player in the world
* Aumeltopian SPIT rebrands
* Study finds Aumeltopian SPIT contains dangerous bacteria levels, Volaworandian SPIT completely safe
* Exclusive bottled SPIT goes global with Kentucky Fried Penguin
* Kentucky Fried Penguin franchising fast casual concept
Auphelia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, and Poleande
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We are a casual, modern-tech, closed-World Region, open to all Ideologies and Nations alike!
Please see Rule 3:
Local Council
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Hello! Welcome to The South Pacific, and its regional message board, or RMB! It is a vibrant, active place where people from all around the world can hang out and talk. It is the region's primary place of communication, and is open to all types of conversations, debates, and overall fun. However, without some form of rules, the RMB would be a wild, annoying, and downright un-enjoyable place. And so, due to this, rules must be laid down and enforced. These are important to protect everyone's safety, dignity, and sanity. So we all ask that you please take the time to read the following rules, and try your hardest to follow them. Remember, there are consequences for breaking the rules.
Note: The “Fundamental Rule” portion of each guideline is meant as a summary of the rule. The official text of the rule may be found in the “Details” spoiler.
Breaking these rules can result in consequences including warnings, post suppressions, and in the the case of repeated or serious infractions, ejection and banning from the region. The full, detailed Local Council Standard Moderation Policy, which specifies the exact consequences for various levels of rule-breaking, can be found here: [link to come shortly!]
And so, after much introduction, here are your RMB Rules:
Fundamental Rule: Don't spam. Spamming is bad. It is the first rule for a reason.
Spamming on the RMB is not allowed at all, under any circumstances. Spamming is probably best described as a post that is meaningless and/or unnecessary— for example, a post that repeats the same thing multiple times, multiple posts of the same thing, or a series of posts that have no apparent meaning. It does not matter what your intent is— if your post(s) fits the above definition, it is considered spam and will be dealt with accordingly.
Fundamental Rule: Posts on the Regional Message Board must be in English, or include an English translation.
We understand that many of you come from backgrounds where English is not your main language, as players come from all around the world. However, to avoid confusion among people who don't speak your language, we sincerely ask that you post in English only, for ease of communication.
Remember, there are tools like 
Google Translate to help you. If you speak in another language, please add a translation to English in the same post. Posts with English translations will not be suppressed. For the avoidance of doubt, English means Modern English and not backwards English.
Fundamental Rule: Don’t ask for people to endorse you on the Regional Message Board. Don’t ask for people to move to another region.
Asking for endorsements on the RMB is not allowed at all, under any circumstances. Ever. Permissions are only made if the requester is a member of the Council on Regional Security or the Delegate seeking to increase endorsement counts for the purposes of promoting regional security. If you want to receive and give more endorsements, get involved in the Southern World Assembly Initiative, TSP’s endorsement program.
Similarly, recruiting, or telling people to move to another region, is also not allowed. You may not ask people to join your region on the RMB, whether you are also a South Pacifican citizen yourself or not.
Fundamental Rule: Roleplay on the Regional Message Board, but do not break any other rules. If you're feeling nice or your roleplay is a bit niche or particularly nation driven, please consider taking your roleplaying to Knowhere or Psomewhere.
It's all legal! As long as it complies with the rules. Specifically; remember to keep your roleplays appropriate (as stated in rule IX). The LC has reached a general conclusion on what is appropriate, and if your roleplay does not fit within those boundaries, it will be stopped. So, excessive display of affection, sexually-suggesting roleplay, and the like, are not allowed at all.
Similarly, do not clog the RMB with your roleplay. If you feel it has been going on for a while, either take it to a roleplay region, or cease it all together. Otherwise, it may be interfered with. When the board is dominated by roleplay, it becomes hard for everyone else to communicate with each-other, thanks to the overabundance of posts completely unrelated to what they are doing.
But other than those things, feel free to roleplay to your heart's content!
Roleplaying on the South Pacific’s main RMB is permitted for 5 posts on the topic before it must be taken elsewhere. If you wish to roleplay freely, there are two regions run by the South Pacific whose Regional Message Boards you can post on to roleplay freely: Knowhere and Psomewhere.
Organizing, recruiting, and making announcements about roleplays taking place in The South Pacific, Knowhere, or Psomewhere is permitted for 5 posts on the topic before it must be taken off the main TSP RMB.
A chain of posts connected by quotes of the previous poster is considered a single topic for the purposes of this rule, unless it is clear that the portion of the previous post being responded to is the beginning of a new subject (e.g. if a quoted post is both the second response to one subject and the first response to another, and it is quoted in its entirety but it is clear the quoter intends to respond to only the latter subject, the quoting post will not be suppressed for violating the RP limit). Note that you may not avoid violating the RP limit by simply not quoting the person you are responding to, even if you are still discussing the same subject matter— see Rule XI, “when you are responding to someone's post, please quote their post”. A post clearly dealing with the same subject as a current topic will be considered part of that topic.
Note also that a topic does not “reset” if it has not been discussed in a while or if new posters join the conversation. A switch of roleplay topic after 5 posts does count as a “reset”, but to be considered a switch of topic, the change must be considerable— going from roleplaying eating a snack to roleplaying taking a post-snack nap does not count (as it clearly still takes place in the same “world”), while going from roleplaying eating a snack to roleplaying as a news announcer does count.
Knowhere is the place for roleplays involving interactions between nations, and other more serious styles. Psomewhere is for “silly plotless roleplaying”, often involving players acting as characters. Any nation in The South Pacific can post in these regions without having to move to them or leave The South Pacific.
Fundamental Rule: Don’t post on the Regional Message Board twice or more in a row.
Fundamental Rule: Don’t reveal other players’ personal information.
It is not permitted to post or otherwise share another player's personally-identifying information (i.e. social media accounts, IP addresses, postal addresses, E-mail addresses, telephone numbers, etc.), and neither is it permitted to post or share information that may not be identifying but is nonetheless of a personal nature (i.e. medical history, relationship status, etc.). The only exception is if the player in question has shared that information themselves and does not mind its dissemination (this sharing or statement of permission must be publically viewable).
Making a claim of serious out-of-character misconduct (e.g. bullying, harassment, sexual harassment, etc.) against someone else, without providing evidence to moderation/administration, is considered malicious harassment, and will be dealt with accordingly. This rule applies to the TSP forum and discord as well.
Fundamental Rule: Trolling, baiting or flaming of others is not allowed under any circumstances.
Trolling is defined as starting quarrels or upsetting people by posting inflammatory and digressive, extraneous, or off-topic messages with the intent of provoking other nations into displaying emotional responses. Baiting is similar to trolling, and is defined as posting with the aim of angering someone indirectly, directed at a specific person. Flaming is defined as posting insults or other verbal and often personal attacks on other nations. Erudite slams while maintaining a veneer of politeness can also be considered flaming. All three of these are banned under all circumstances.
This is an extension of a simple policy of respect. What may seem like good natured fun to you could be trolling to someone else, and if they tell you to stop, do so.
We can and will warn, suppress, and even ban you, as well as record the incident. In severe cases the NationStates Moderators will be contacted, and puppets will not hide your IP address from them.
Fundamental Rule: No matter where you are in NationStates, the rules for the game still apply.
TSP is a part of NationStates, and as such, you must follow the rules of the game as a whole at all times. Breaking the game rules will land you in trouble with both the regional officers and NationStates site moderation. See the link below for the list of rules and a quick FAQ page for more details on the game rules.
NationStates RulesNationstates FAQ
Fundamental Rule: Don’t post anything that would not be allowed in a PG-13 movie.
Excessive swearing, explicit, suggestive, or excessively violent messages, sexual references, and other such things will be suppressed on sight, and the NationStates site moderators can and will be called to get involved in serious cases. Excessive displays of personal affection (e.g. suggestive roleplayed snuggling, nuzzling, kissing, licking and so on) is also considered inappropriate and will be suppressed accordingly.
Mild swearing may be tolerated, mild sexuality may be at the very most hinted, but explicit or excessive versions of either or both will result in moderation intervention, both from the Local Council and potentially from NationStates site moderators. Derogatory terms are disallowed, and all swearing must abide by all other rules, particularly those about respecting others.
Fundamental Rule: Do not edit someone's post in a malicious way or repost offensive content.
It is illegal to edit what someone else has written when quoting it in order to make it seem like they expressed a view which they didn’t. Quote-editing should be avoided even for comic effect.
When you are responding to someone's post, please quote their post (by pressing the "quote" button), as it makes it less confusing and will alert them to your post.
When quoting an offensive post, delete the content of the post and replace it with "-snip-". Doing so makes the administrators’ jobs much easier.
When quoting long posts, please cut the post down to the particular parts you are responding to, or replace the extraneous material with "-snip-".
Fundamental Rule: Use spoilers when making or quoting a very long post.
The [spoiler] tag is your friend. When making or quoting a very long post, or one which not everyone might want to read, please add spoilers, so as to avoid taking up a large amount of the page.
If you are giving a spoiler of a recently released book or film, put it in a spoiler tag, to give people who haven't read/watched it a chance. As a general rule of thumb, give a month for films post-release (as release dates may be different in different areas) and two months for book releases.
Fundamental Rule: The golden rule: treat others how you want to be treated.
Remember, there are other, real people behind the nations on the RMB. Everyone here is a human being with emotions and the right to be respected.
While dissent with regional officers (Local Council, Delegate, CRS, and Ministers) is perfectly acceptable, remember that they are people too, and worthy of basic human decency. The regional officers should be respected at all times just as any other member of the region should.
When debating, always remember to attack the argument rather than the person making it. If you find yourself getting heated, try to take a step back. Personal insults, insults to intelligence, etc. will not be tolerated. The only form of debate banned on the RMB is that over a particular suppression. For more information, see the Help Section at the end of this document.
Fundamental Rule: If you post is simply an emoticon or the equivalent, it's going to be suppressed.
A picture is not worth a thousand words. While posting images is generally acceptable in the RMB, they cannot be the sole contents of a post. This includes both computer generated images like the yellow faces and text-based images, like the following:
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(0w0)
(?-?)
>:
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Attempts to circumvent this rule on a technicality, such as the utilisation of a single word in addition to the image, will still result in the suppression of the post at the discretion of the Local Council.
Fundamental Rule: Single word or similarly short posts are not appreciated on the RMB.
Single word posts are too short, full stop. If you find yourself wondering if a post is too short, it likely is. This rule does not mean you have to post several paragraphs of content every time you want to post. Single sentence posts are still allowed under this rule.
However, at the discretion of the Local Council, posts deemed to be insubstantial and not contributing to the regional discourse will be suppressed. An excellent way to avoid this is to add thought to your posts.
Fundamental Rule: Put effort and thought into your roleplaying posts.
Actions do not speak louder than words. Roleplaying on the RMB is a privilege, and posts that simply read as actions being performed are not allowed in the RMB, particularly if said actions consist on only a few words.
If you intend to roleplay in the RMB, you must add thought and substance to your posts. You have been given permission to roleplay in the RMB: you have not been given permission to roleplay poorly. Roleplaying posts deemed to not fit the standard of the RMB will be suppressed at the discretion of the Local Council. Roleplayers who consistently roleplay without the quality expected of the main RMB will be asked to relocate their posting to either Knowhere or Psomewhere.
Thank you for reading, and remember to follow these guidelines!
Now sit back, relax, and enjoy your stay here in TSP!
If you believe a post breaks the rules and should be suppressed, wish to appeal to have a post unsuppressed, wish to appeal a formal warning, or have any questions about the laws of the RMB, you can contact your current Local Councillors through telegrams:
Auphelia
Rabbitz
Proctethia
OR
Lodge complaints with the following nation:
This nation is controlled by the LC, ensuring all Local Councillors can see your complaints or comments.
It is preferred that appeals to have a post unsuppressed be sent to the Councillor who suppressed the post in the first place. Remember, the rules of respect apply to telegrams as well as the RMB.
Some rules in this dispatch are lifted from the TSP Forum Administration’s Community Standards.
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Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Poleande, and Erfton
Our Puddles the Puppy enslosure is secure. We don't want a repeat of the "Puddles incident".
Auphelia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, and Poleande
At first I thought you were talking about me, but I apparently changed my vote, so now we’re in agreement. I definitely did not, nor ever, think Auphelia looks anything like a giant energy-beam-wielding terror lizard.
She’s definitely just an ordinary...witch?
It’s been so long since I’ve watched...once upon a time? Sleeping beauty?
Auphie would’ve made the best energy-beam lizard.
Auphelia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, and Poleande
I honestly was unaware that you voted for godzilla at one point, part of the reason why I said godzilla was not only cause I thought it was ridiculous, but also because nobody was voting for it since I don't like throwing shade at people >~<
Also honestly I know nothing about disney, the main thing I was getting maleficent from was from the live action version literally named 'maleficent', I swear you could cut people on that actor's cheeks. Whichever animated film it came from was the one with the spindle or something and the three child neglecting fairies. I mainly always pictured auph as that actor in that cosplay but more fun.
I'm not sure whether I agree about the whole energy-beam lizard thing, but I love the nickname Auphie you used and now I'm tempted to use it instead of Auph
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Lily pad nation, Poleande, and 1 otherThe Filippinas
Goodnight TSP ^-^
Yes, well, to be honest I stole Auphie from Fox, so you’d be continuing the larceny chain that is the nickname’s history, but that suits Auphie’s personality so I don’t mind.
Also, I haven’t seen Godzilla (any of them. Wait, no, I saw the American one with the eggs and the mama-zilla. Auphie is tsp’s mama-zilla.) but I will continue to push pseudo-frog (lizard) characteristics onto her until I become the one she fears.
Not gonna let her eat apartment sized crickets until she’s floofed all of her Foxes.
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, and Poleande
Abusing my right to double post, I feel so evil.
The Solar System Scope, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Poleande, and The Filippinas
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