The Kingdom of Brytannya is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 642 million Brytannyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.8%.

The all-consuming Brytannyan economy, worth 59.6 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,903 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brytannya's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brytannya is ranked 15,107^th in the world and 269^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 116.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.