The Great Republic of Togsland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chris Cornell with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.696 billion Togslandics hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toglinn. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Togslandic economy, worth 166 trillion Togs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,286 Togs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests, and smoking is banned in public areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Togsland's national animal is the Togslandic Schmoney Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jampterism.

Togsland is ranked 112,787^th in the world and 470^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,345.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.