The Great Republic of Togsland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chris Cornell with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.671 billion Togslandics hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toglinn. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Togslandic economy, worth 161 trillion Togs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,871 Togs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, the election for Chris Cornell's office's janitor is heating up, and only adults may purchase violent video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Togsland's national animal is the Togslandic Schmoney Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jampterism.

Togsland is ranked 70,376^th in the world and 368^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,065.78 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.