General Assembly
Security Council
Leader (Governor): 
The Federation of TheFun
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Federation of TheFun
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Guinea Kiribati and Pecan Sandies.
Tags: Minuscule.
Fanned Turtles contains 2 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Welfare Programs in Fanned Turtles
Governments ranked highly spend the most on social welfare programs. Nations ranked low tend to have weak or non-existent government welfare.
As a region, Fanned Turtles is ranked 1,521st in the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Federation of TheFun | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “See Yourself Here” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Skype Tortoise | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Skype Tortoise” |
Regional Happenings
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The Free Land of Skype Tortoise arrived from Osiris.
- : The Federation of TheFun named the Governor's office Leader in Fanned Turtles.
- : The Federation of TheFun dismissed The Federation of TheFun as Head person of Fanned Turtles.
- : The Federation of TheFun updated the World Factbook entry.
- : The Federation of TheFun added the most supported regional map to the world factbook.
- : The Federation of TheFun dismissed The turtles news network as Newsman of Fanned Turtles.
- : The Federation of TheFun dismissed Lesser thefun as Minister of Defence and Security of Fanned Turtles.
- : The Federation of TheFun added a dispatch.
- : Embassy established between Pecan Sandies and Fanned Turtles.
- : The Federation of TheFun agreed to construct embassies with Pecan Sandies.
Fanned Turtles Regional Message Board
Post by Ceppechestan suppressed by TheFun.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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