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Coming soon, to a Forest near you... propaganda! A smear campaign against his rivals! The truth as to how the foolish mortals that seek to oppose my dominion are bound to fail!
Anyway,
The Forest Army sus, I saw them being a skeleton.
The second time around is so much better too! You get to be a scary ghost, or a shambling zombie, or any other terrible undead monster! I hope I can count on your support for making this a reality.
A fine lot of suggestions, all good ideas. However, I think they would all look better if written in bone font. Things written in bone font are proven to be 150% more persuasive than the control group of any other font. The fact that green magic emanates from the letters, seizing the mind of the reader and enslaving them to the writer's will is entirely coincidental.
Picture the scene. You are, say, Joe Biden, sitting in the Oval Office. You have a lot of things on your mind, but a group of well-meaning petitioners come on in.
One of them, is when my competitors win. Normal, alive humans come in and present rational arguments and a solid campaign to convince him to take the environment seriously. He may or may not do it.
Now, imagine I win. A horde of ghoulish horrors cursed by God crawl screaming out of the walls, lovecraftian magic pinning down everyone in Washington DC in place as an evil necromancer slowly casts spells on all around him, binding their very souls to its will, damnation rains from the skies as the very grim reaper himself appears- and asks him to take the environment seriously. Ain't nobody going to say no.
Sorry, I am not accepting campaign staff at the current time. However, we do have many spots open for assistant warlocks and vampire lords if you are interested in volunteering for the cause.
Second thing I'll do, after bathing the world in fire and resurrecting everyone, is make it mandatory for every RMB post to individually ping every single nation in Forest, so as to promote togetherness and inclusivity in the new undead empire.
Atsvea, Lord Dominator, Outer Bele Levy Epies, Northern Wood, and 5 othersSimbolon, Nation of ecologists, Envirm, Garbelia, and The most serene republicans
getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadstopitstopit
Atsvea, Lord Dominator, Outer Bele Levy Epies, Middle Barael, and 2 othersGarbelia, and Myuscao
this reads like the lyrics of some Thom Yorke deep cut
Chilledsville, Atsvea, Lord Dominator, Outer Bele Levy Epies, and 4 othersMiddle Barael, Nation of ecologists, Envirm, and Garbelia
Hahaha, easy enough to miss.
Jutsa, Atsvea, Ruinenlust, Lord Dominator, and 6 othersOuter Bele Levy Epies, Middle Barael, Nation of ecologists, Envirm, Garbelia, and The most serene republicans
Hey guys. I withdraw my candidacy
Kawastyselir, Frieden-und Freudenland, Jutsa, Mount Seymour, and 12 othersAtsvea, Ruinenlust, Love and Nature, Lord Dominator, Outer Bele Levy Epies, Northern Wood, Middle Barael, Nation of ecologists, Envirm, Garbelia, Arklanda, and The most serene republicans
Makes sense, wasn't not being elected actually part of your program?
Hold on... Not being voted was part of your campaign... And by withdrawing your candidacy you effectively ensured nobody can vote for you...
You clever bastard, this was your plan all along wasn't it?
Hold on, we're about the same age then? And you might be slightly younger than me? Damn, I always thought you were older than me, I'm way surprised right now.
Frieden-und Freudenland, Jutsa, Atsvea, Ruinenlust, and 6 othersLove and Nature, Lord Dominator, Outer Bele Levy Epies, Middle Barael, Nation of ecologists, and Garbelia
I’m actually 12 thousand years old.
Ordealius, Frieden-und Freudenland, Atsvea, Ruinenlust, and 6 othersLord Dominator, Outer Bele Levy Epies, Simbolon, Middle Barael, Garbelia, and The most serene republicans
Duly noted. In light of your statement of intent, your name will not appear in the options for the upcoming vote.
Since you voted yes in the previous poll, however, I think you can pull a Ross Perot and re-enter, should you choose to do you. You might want to tag me in such a post, though, so that I notice it.
In any event, I hope that you remain in the region. Anyone who comes to embody the Forest Way is most welcome! :-)
bye
Atsvea, Lord Dominator, Outer Bele Levy Epies, Middle Barael, and 2 othersGarbelia, and The most serene republicans
After much careful deliberation, I have decided to announce my support for Lord Dominator for the position of Forest Keeper.
From my understanding, Lord Dominator has one of the most complete plataforms out of all candidates in this march's elections, and out of these plataforms they have the one I find more agreeable. Here are a list of the things that convinced me to vote in their favour:
1 The balance between experience in the forestian government and innovation in the proposed changes to the region;
2 The proposals regarding the security of Forest;
3 The experience in R/D gameplay, which gives me more trust in their capacity to ennact the necessary changes to keep Forest safe;
4 The commitment to democracy in implementing their proposals;
5 The proposals regarding regional cultural activities.
This is of course not to say that I cannot be convinced to withdraw my support of Lord Dominator's campaign, but merely to show my support for the ideas proposed by them. I originally intended to actually argue in their favour. However, I am quite dumb, and proudly so, so I decided to just just have a list of the points that convinced me to serve at least as an example of what I think are LD's strenghts in this election. I also made this cute little sticker while procrastinating an essay I need to write -> https://i.imgur.com/0WaSCRB.png
I also would like to clarify that this post was written of my own volition and I am not being held at gunpoint or otherwise being threatened in any way by LD.
Ordealius, Frieden-und Freudenland, Atsvea, Lord Dominator, and 4 othersOuter Bele Levy Epies, Simbolon, Middle Barael, and Garbelia
I like it a lot! Very cute.
I am quite new to the region, having come back from CTE. The Forest Keeper seems to be a very influential leadership position with the flexibility to define the role beyond the basic expectations lined out in the regional legislation. Having read a few campaign dispatches, I think whoever wins will be dedicated and competent within the role.
Trawling through the RMB for responses can be pretty exhausting though, given the high traffic (the highest I've seen! I'd only ever been in Haiku and some other close-knit regions before coming to Forest).
Also, it's my opinion that Forest should not refound, for reasons repeated by others before me.
Good luck all who are running!
Frieden-und Freudenland, Atsvea, Ruinenlust, Love and Nature, and 11 othersLord Dominator, Uan aa Boa, Outer Bele Levy Epies, Terrabod, Simbolon, Hommeres, Middle Barael, Nation of ecologists, Garbelia, The most serene republicans, and Wooderland country
Good and excellent questions have been asked from the candidates. Already, at this point, I have narrowed my options down to two veteran nations and I believe we are going to be just fine with either one of them as a Forest keeper, if votes go down that way.
Althought still keeping an open mind because of a long T-minus.
Frieden-und Freudenland, Mount Seymour, Atsvea, Ruinenlust, and 7 othersLord Dominator, Outer Bele Levy Epies, Middle Barael, Nation of ecologists, Garbelia, The most serene republicans, and Wooderland country
Absolutely. My top three choices are all pretty good (even though I chose to support one of them specifically), I don't think this election can have a bad result.
Frieden-und Freudenland, Atsvea, Lord Dominator, Outer Bele Levy Epies, and 3 othersMiddle Barael, Nation of ecologists, and Garbelia
If it means anything, in the unlikely event that you get stuck with me, I worked for 20 months in retail much of which during covid. I'm good with dealing with people. :>
Frieden-und Freudenland, Atsvea, Lord Dominator, Uan aa Boa, and 6 othersOuter Bele Levy Epies, Simbolon, Middle Barael, Nation of ecologists, Garbelia, and The most serene republicans
Bless your patience ;-;
Frieden-und Freudenland, Jutsa, Atsvea, Lord Dominator, and 4 othersOuter Bele Levy Epies, Middle Barael, Nation of ecologists, and Garbelia
Just taking a moment to note the CTE of Karock :-/
With Errin's CTE, I believe Karock was the eldest tree in our forest, predating even Ransium. It was Karock's endorsement of Errinundera that made Errin our first ever UND, back before the early refounding.
Hopefully they'll be back with us, but for the moment, another sad loss.
Ransium, Ordealius, Kawastyselir, Frieden-und Freudenland, and 18 othersChan island, Jutsa, Mount Seymour, Atsvea, Ruinenlust, Love and Nature, Lord Dominator, Uan aa Boa, Outer Bele Levy Epies, Terrabod, The void territories, Northern Wood, Simbolon, Middle Barael, Nation of ecologists, Garbelia, The most serene republicans, and Wooderland country
Yup. This makes me the only candidate to deliver on 100% of my original promises. Giving you only more reason to vote for me. But because I am no longer running, this is impossible. Thus creating a paradox. I'm naming this "The Forest Paradox"
Chilledsville, Chan island, Jutsa, Atsvea, and 8 othersLord Dominator, Outer Bele Levy Epies, Middle Barael, Nation of ecologists, Garbelia, Difinbelk, The most serene republicans, and Wooderland country
To clarify a bit, my listed campaign stuff is what I would do if I had unilateral power to make changes and everyone agreed with me. Anything in the realm of security policy and the constitution in general would undergo appropriate public debate of course, with any that the region is generally opposed to being dropped. Additionally, while it shouldn’t need to be said, anyone who wins is free to pillage from my list as they wish and I will help them to the best of pf my ability (again, if needed).
The first point I wouldn’t consider a violation of The Forest Way as it is, just an enhancement of our own ability to defend ourselves and our allies. On the second, while actively working with defenders (though admittedly I believe the process is closer to them just making sure the appropriate regional authorities are aware they’ve placed them in) is perhaps against the general spirit, I believe that pre-emptive defense of the region in a non-noticeable way is worth it (and in my opinion, not a violation of the broader spirit). In short, I don’t consider enhancing our own defenses and potentially those of close allies to be a violation of the general spirit of the region.
I don’t believe so - I find it unlikely a truly large number of our residents would join such a charge. More generally, any such invocation of a mutual defense treaty would undoubtedly a very rare event (our only existing treaty with a similar clause is to a foundered region) - as is the likelihood of there existing a group or groups capable of occupying multiple founderless regions (and we are a very large one on the UCR scale) simultaneously - certainly it’s been at least half a decade since such a thing was truly done (and then, with rather smaller regions).
Fair enough on the first bit - I must be misremembering the discussions from around then.
Wow - the most of three months I’ve spent as a cashier presently is hellish enough, I can’t imagine 17 more!
Kawastyselir, Mount Seymour, Atsvea, Uan aa Boa, and 7 othersOuter Bele Levy Epies, Terrabod, Northern Wood, Middle Barael, Nation of ecologists, Garbelia, and The most serene republicans
I think I’m now the oldest nation to have resided in Forest that still exists :/
Kawastyselir, Chilledsville, Frieden-und Freudenland, Chan island, and 17 othersMount Seymour, Atsvea, Ruinenlust, Love and Nature, Lord Dominator, Uan aa Boa, Hoochlandia, Outer Bele Levy Epies, Terrabod, Northern Wood, Simbolon, Middle Barael, Nation of ecologists, Garbelia, The most serene republicans, Wooderland country, and Anti-humanism
All hail Ransium the Ancient
Frieden-und Freudenland, Atsvea, Ruinenlust, Lord Dominator, and 7 othersOuter Bele Levy Epies, Northern Wood, Middle Barael, Nation of ecologists, Garbelia, Difinbelk, and Wooderland country
Confirmed, with 4,414.66 days.
Frieden-und Freudenland, Atsvea, Ruinenlust, Lord Dominator, and 6 othersOuter Bele Levy Epies, Terrabod, Middle Barael, Nation of ecologists, Garbelia, and The most serene republicans
That's like twelve years
Frieden-und Freudenland, Mount Seymour, Atsvea, Lord Dominator, and 6 othersOuter Bele Levy Epies, Terrabod, Middle Barael, Nation of ecologists, Garbelia, and Difinbelk
Okay, great, can’t say this is making me feel young guys!
Frieden-und Freudenland, Mount Seymour, Atsvea, Ruinenlust, and 10 othersLord Dominator, Hoochlandia, Outer Bele Levy Epies, Terrabod, Simbolon, Middle Barael, Nation of ecologists, Garbelia, Difinbelk, and The most serene republicans
If it's any help, I just moved one of my old nations that predates you here, to help keep you young :-)
Frieden-und Freudenland, Mount Seymour, Atsvea, Ruinenlust, and 8 othersLord Dominator, Outer Bele Levy Epies, Middle Barael, Nation of ecologists, Garbelia, Difinbelk, The most serene republicans, and Wooderland country
Atsvea, Lord Dominator, Outer Bele Levy Epies, Middle Barael, and 1 otherNation of ecologists
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