The Bar on the corner of every region Board

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The suspicious corner wrote:

*Corner starts glowing menacingly*

So it glows, huh?

I also hear you've consumed:
_{Flips out notepad.}

•Willies
•Trash
•Root beer.
•An axe.
•A screwdriver.
•A bar stool.
•A guitar.
•A random drunk patron.

Are you trying to start up some kind of musical band/improv comedy act at the Bar?

You also don't like medical exams, or tools, are prone to random acts of violence, and have allergies...
_{Checks notepad}

...to 'dark matter, dust, and detectives'.🤔

Feoras, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, Beowulf islands, and 1 otherThe suspicious corner

Beowulf islands wrote:

Oh sorry, man - my bad
...
Uh oh. *backs away from the corner*

Don’t feel bad, this happens more times than you think

Beowulf islands

Lake of fur

Beowulf islands wrote:

*Looks up... throws axe at the new guy*

Please do not physically assault the other guests.

Feoras, Beowulf islands, and The suspicious corner

Seriously sparkly vampires

The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop

*The vampiress removes the entire Lerasian-aivintian joint field army to the mess hall*

Feoras, Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, and Tercania islands

The Lєԍᴀʟ Assocıᴀтєs of Hassel Lynch and Butcher

The Dᴀяк sʜᴀᴅow ԍᴜv'мıɴт of Animal Farmerica

Animal Farmerica wrote:

...I also hear you've consumed:
_{Flips out notepad.}

•Willies
•Trash
•Root beer.
•An axe.
•A screwdriver.
•A bar stool.
•A guitar.
•A random drunk patron.

Are you trying to start up some kind of musical band/improv comedy act at the Bar?

You also don't like medical exams, or tools, are prone to random acts of violence, and have allergies...
_{Checks notepad}

...to 'dark matter, dust, and detectives'.🤔

Steps out from nowhere apparently,
but definitely from somewhere behind the Agent.

Err, this entity may have done what you've said, but they have paid for everything, and are under no legal obligation to answer your questions!

Feoras, Beowulf islands, and The suspicious corner

Hassel Lynch and Butcher wrote:

Steps out from nowhere apparently,
but definitely from somewhere behind the Agent.

Err, this entity may have done what you've said, but they have paid for everything, and are under no legal obligation to answer your questions!

What about the unknown 'random drunk patron'?

Feoras, Beowulf islands, and The suspicious corner

Thoonia

Seriously sparkly vampires wrote:

*The vampiress removes the entire Lerasian-aivintian joint field army to the mess hall*

Extra variety!

Feoras and Lake of fur

Gastropodpeople

Weed

Animal Farmerica wrote:

Are you trying to start up some kind of musical band/improv comedy act at the Bar?

*The clan of clams launches into a heavy polka*

Apolkalypse Wow - The Rootbeer Polka

^{https://youtu.be/Zs1o8RRrs_g?t=10}

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Beowulf islands

Lake of fur wrote:

Please do not physically assault the other guests.

Sorry man - it’s a reflex when these guv’mint types get too close. Tell ya what - from now on I’ll check my weapons at the door. Most of them.

Lake of fur and The suspicious corner

Thoonia

Beowulf islands wrote:

Sorry man - it’s a reflex when these guv’mint types get too close. Tell ya what - from now on I’ll check my weapons at the door. Most of them.

Come on now. Spit out those false teeth.

Feoras, Beowulf islands, and The suspicious corner

The suspicious corner

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Animal Farmerica wrote:

So it glows, huh?

*corner sneezes* So you’ve done your research... for the record I never actually got those willies and at one point someone tossed a coin in my general direction.
Also I think that the random drunk person came back somehow?

Feoras, Animal Farmerica, Tercania islands, and Beowulf islands

Beowulf islands

Thoonia wrote:

Come on now. Spit out those false teeth.

What? These are real teeth. I looted them myself.

Feoras, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, Thoonia, and 1 otherThe suspicious corner

Lake of fur

Beowulf islands wrote:

Sorry man - it’s a reflex when these guv’mint types get too close. Tell ya what - from now on I’ll check my weapons at the door. Most of them.

You can hold on to your weapons, just don't go throwing them around or discharging them in the direction of the other patrons.

Beowulf islands and The suspicious corner

The Dᴀяк sʜᴀᴅow ԍᴜv'мıɴт of Animal Farmerica

Lake of fur wrote:

You can hold on to your weapons, just don't go throwing them around or discharging them in the direction of the other patrons.

We’ve already had that happen before, I don’t want this place blowing up

Feoras and Lake of fur

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The suspicious corner wrote:

Uses his Deneuralizer on the entire Bar.

BRIGHT RED FLASH OF LIGHT.

From this point on, there was no random drunk person! - All the drunks in this establishment are entirely and perfectly normal! ...and nobody eats the patrons!
_{winks at the staff}

Beowulf islands and The suspicious corner

Animal Farmerica wrote:

Uses his Deneuralizer on the entire Bar.

BRIGHT RED FLASH OF LIGHT.

From this point on, there was no random drunk person! - All the drunks in this establishment are entirely and perfectly normal! ...and nobody eats the patrons!
_{winks at the staff}

In a super robotic voice
Ok

Animal Farmerica

Proj arcania

We’ve already had that happen before, I don’t want this place blowing up

This place definitely has a more dangerous reputation than I'd bargained for...

Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, and The suspicious corner

Proj arcania wrote:

This place definitely has a more dangerous reputation than I'd bargained for...

Eh, it was just a deep fried land mine. Nobody got hurt,
Under his breath
except for Kakazagistan

Lake of fur and The suspicious corner

The suspicious corner

*the deneuralizer has mysteriously disappeared*

Mmm Crunchy.

Killerian

The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes

Animal Farmerica wrote:

Uses his Deneuralizer on the entire Bar.

BRIGHT RED FLASH OF LIGHT.

From this point on, there was no random drunk person! - All the drunks in this establishment are entirely and perfectly normal! ...and nobody eats the patrons!
_{winks at the staff}

Smirks and starts laughing
I’m Agent Smith, do you really think these sunglasses are for show? I use them to block mind erase equipment and other things that can damage my memory

Animal Farmerica and Killerian

You got cut off, that’s why I asked. Wait, the George A Romero? Dude, he’s the creator of some of the greatest zombie movies. Night of the Living Dead and Return of the Living Dead.

Irl, Night of the Living Dead scared the bejesus out of me as a kid. My Dad would put it on and as soon as I heard the music for the intro with that car driving down the road I'd start to debate whether or not to leave the room now and save myself or wait to see how far I could make it.

The shadow grins.

They're coming to get you Barbara!

If you were actually at the premier, in real life you’d be like 50 something years old or it premiered somewhat else or something like that

Looks up from reading

...whaaaa? We aren't all like twelve?!

Tercania islands wrote:

NationStates isn't composed entirely of Middle School or High School students^Thankfully. It's a pretty widespread community, filled with people of all ages. You can mostly sort them out based on their grammar and spelling, along with level of maturity.

Nuh-uh. 2 scool 4 cool. U dnt kno me.

Beowulf islands wrote:

Time Travel

Nods

The only logical conclusion.

I started in 2016, back in middle school. But here, I’m basically Agent Smith (The Matrix)

Hey! I started in 2016 too!

*High five!*

Beowulf islands wrote:

Yeah - like Nosferatu:
“Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror, or simply Nosferatu, is a 1922 silent German Expressionist horror film directed by F. W. Murnau and starring Max Schreck as Count Orlok, a vampire with an interest in both a new residence and the wife of his estate agent.” That’s some really good horror.

Edit: way back when vampires were scary and sparkly was for unicorns

The lights flicker.

Oh Nosferatu!

Another classic I remember enjoying. It was a silent film though so I wasn't as scared. Less screaming. Lol.