The Republic of Legonica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.492 billion Legonicans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bay City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Legonican economy, worth a remarkable 6,359 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 363,589 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, and comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot. Crime is totally unknown. Legonica's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Legonica is ranked 5,541^st in the world and 137^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 129.62 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.