The Republic of Legonica is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.665 billion Legonicans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bay City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Legonican economy, worth a remarkable 9,306 trillion Denarii a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 410,632 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces. Crime is totally unknown. Legonica's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Legonica is ranked 492^nd in the world and 14^th in the Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 113.97 average smiles per day.