The Federal Republic of Deerp is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sam Kurt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.541 billion Deerpians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of deerp city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Deerpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,811 trillion Derps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 276,888 Derps, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 980,098 per year while the poor average 56,479, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The government is giving peace a chance, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and Deerpian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime is totally unknown. Deerp's national animal is the dolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is E.

Deerp is ranked 108,511^th in the world and 2,506^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 181.51 on the Clooney Contribution Index.