The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.739 billion No mokingians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 7,910 trillion Pucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 347,868 Pucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.

No moking is ranked 3,530^th in the world and 84^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,227.99 on the Clooney Contribution Index.