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Lily pad nation wrote:Goodnight! Sleep sleepily!
*Hugs on behalf of Volaworand*

I only give safe, sane and consensual hugs

(completely ripping off Auphelia's campaign)

Atopless wrote:Hello

Hi *hugs in a completely non-consensual way*

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Lily pad nation, and The Filippinas

Volaworand wrote:welcome Outsiders! Have you been HYPED today!

The South Pacific Local Council Election Polls have opened! Vote (ideally for Volaworand) here: page=poll/p=137963


Volaworand, dressed as King George III, sings a rousing song calling all TSP voters to the polls!
(Linkto the tune of You'll be Back from the musical Hamilton).


You say the price of your vote's not a price that I am willing to pay
You cry in your SPIT which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you clicked the R-M-B
Now you're making me mad
Remember despite our estrangement, I'm your cute-ee!

Soon you'll crack
Yes you'll see
You'll remember you should vote for me
Soon you'll crack
Time will tell
You'll remember that I'll serve you well

Oceans rise, regions fall
We have seen each other through it all
And if push comes to shove,
I will ping you in a dispatch to remind you of my love

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You say my love is draining and you can't go on
You'll be the one complaining if the votes go wrong

And, no, don't change the subject
'Cause you're my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever

Soon you'll crack
Like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love
For your praise
And I'll love you till my dying days

When you're gone, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this thing we had
'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love

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Everybody!


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Vote (ideally for Volaworand) here: page=poll/p=137963, or suffer continued vocal and cinematic stylings of Volaworand!


page=dispatch/id=1170301



- Volaworand Newswire
Read dispatch

*Eats seven kit-kats*
Woooooo! Hype!

Sword of summer

Greater felter wrote:Well I have cookies!

*steals cookies and gives them to Dinoium

The Solar System Scope, Dinoium, and Greater felter

Sword of summer wrote:*steals cookies and gives them to Dinoium

Haha! I secretly put a garbage truck inside of them!

Sword of summer

Volaworand wrote:

Last year Volaworand, a nation of 1.9 Million people in Antarctica, took in 500,000 refugee's from Midand. Life carried on, wars ended and the then Midand allied with a force threatening Volaworand, and launched a surprise attack. The government responded by declaring the Midand refugee's Enemy Aliens and started putting them in internment camps, confiscating property and the like. Eventually there was peace Midand and Volaworand became close allies, developing strong trade and friendship. The ongoing place of immigrants drove some internal storylines within Volaworand, but nothing that affected International relations.


Volaworand wrote:

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Volaworand wrote:

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Volaworand wrote:

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Volaworand wrote:

page=dispatch/id=936198

It ended up in a peace treaty summit, Midand's President committed suicide and hostilities ended, and Voloworand struggled integrating Midand's refuge's into it's population. Midand was divided, fought a few more wars but eventually developed a close peaceful and protifable relationship with Volaworand. Although Midand's people never forgot the mistreatment of thier refugee's in Volaworand. Roleplays moved on to other wars, SPaRTA and assorted what not. Midand reunified, and life in the South Pacific carried on.

Volaworand CTE'd for 7 months, (which I roleplay as a period of isolation from International affairs). The last dispatch of the nation was about legalizing Powdered Alcohol.
page=dispatch/id=954749

Midand wrote:

Volaworand, do you want to do an RP about our relations during your return?

page=dispatch/id=1087715

Volaworand wrote:

Midand, Techganet: nothing to see here ...

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page=dispatch/id=1093360

Midand wrote:

Hondunurs skipped his morning coffee. The barista scrunched up her face and stared at the cup in her hands, but shrugged and went back. He sighed and took out a notepad. Some odd hobby he picked up was doodling his random thoughts on a notepad. He didn't know when or why he got it, but he stuck with it because he found it relaxing.
He doodled a picture of Volaworand's prime minister Lina Hovland, her face angry and slamming a Midandian flag on her desk. Hondunurs stopped drawing when he got to her arms and stared, confused and amused, at the drawing. He knew his exact thought.
"Volaworand..."
He still had half an hour before he actually had to get to his office, and he spent that time crossing out what he was going to say for the press conference on his tablet. Menwen's stunt from a few days ago caused an enormous amount of backlash, and he was not going to cause another storm of virtual screams.
After crossing out an entire page, he saw his MoFA striding into the Capitol Cafe, with a large steaming mug labeled "Stand for Midand". She brushed past his confused bodyguard and sat with him, her eyes peering over at his tablet.
"Really? 'I would like to keep a neutral standpoint?'" she said. "You know what they did. You know something has to be done."
"Well I don't know, we really need to keep our PR as not-wasteland-like as possible these few weeks!" Hondunurs said, motioning for his guard to leave. "What are you thinking that's not gonna cause an absolute crap storm?"
"I say a diplomatic mission", Cherry said, taking a swig out of her mug. "We send that non-profit organization Humans are People along with our foreign affairs team on a surprise visit. We will finally see what Hovland truly has cooking."
Hondunurs cleared his throat. "Really? That's some reputation we're throwing out of the window h-"
Cherry shushed him. "You want those camps gone? This is what we do."
Hondunurs paused.
So conflicting.

Volaworand wrote:

Prime Minister Hovland reviews the marble production reports with dismay. "These are simply not the numbers we need! Those scum need to work harder; I should nationalize the whole industy already … after all I have done for them!"
An aid intrudes. "excuse me, m'um, but there's a matter with requires your attention. Midand is sending a non-profit to inspect the refugee camps"
Lina leans back in her chair... "oh, more freaking tropicals seeking to impose their values on our lands. We took those wretched people in when no one else would, we fed them we clothed them and put them up, and what did we get? terroists! criminals! they sent us the scum of their nation, and now they want to see how they're doing! the G-damn nerve of these people!"
Yes, m'um" the aid stammer, "but they are making their monthly diesel delivery"
"Oh well in that case, I suppose we might as well put on a show for them. Can you call my secretary? I might as well dispatch an official invitation to these interlopers from Midand"

Volaworand wrote:

Primer Minister Hovland finishes dictation of her diplomatic cable and waves her secretary away. "Send in the Minister of the Interior!"

She looks out the window, admiring the construction outside. Alan Duncan, the minister of the Interior arrives.

"Alan, please see to it that these people see what they need to see to shut them up. I can't have this distraction right now." she slides the diplomatic cable across her desk.

The Minister of Interior collects the cable. "Of course, Prime Minister. I will see to it personally. I assure you that Midand will never see the marble mines."

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Midand wrote:page=dispatch/id=1094073

Volaworand wrote:

While Alan Duncan was never a brave man, he was confident; But, at this moment, he was doubting himself. He knew he had planned all the aspects of Project Theresienstadt, but this meeting with the Prime Minister would be his moment of truth. He knocked weakly on the partially open door.

"M'um, it's Alan. I have the itinerary for Midand's visit for your approval." He pushed the door slightly.

His eye's widened as he noticed the Prime Minister wiping a white powder off the side of her desk into the trash. He notices another person in the office and quickly averts his eye's. "Sorry M'um. I didn't know you were busy."

"Come in Alan. Ms Ustafa was ahh... just leaving. We are done here Margret, yes?"

The junior MP Margret Ustafa, barely looked up at him as she bustled past him out the door.

"why are you bothering me now, Alan?"

"Um, well ahh well yes. The preparations for Project Theresienstadt are complete and I just need your approval on the itinerary for Midand's visit"

Lina reaches for the document and stumbles forward, clutching the side of her desk. She recovers and snaps the document from Alan's hands.

"Yes, yes Alan, it's fine... just send it and stop bothering me with every petty issue. Just see to it that nothing goes wrong and have my speeches in the teleprompter when I need them. I do not deal with incompetence well, as you know."

Alan lowered his head "Yes Prime Minister. I will not fail you."

"And be sure to send that to the media, what's the point of a show if no one is watching, eh?"

"Yes, Prime Minister."

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Midand wrote:

Cherry Menwen was never so excited.
Yes, she was even more excited than when Nova Montron and Imperial Isaac withdrew from the island.
Even more excited than when she had been appointed MOFA for heaven's sake.
Yes, she was excited.
The pilot's announcement broke her thoughts.
"Please fasten your seatbelts and return your seat features to their default settings. We are beginning our descent into Rothera."
Cherry grinned. Finally. It was time to finally visit Volaworand and see with her own eyes of what was truly happening in the closed nation.
It seemed ironic. The nation that Midand had been allied with for so many years they were now inspecting and suspicious of. She couldn't wait for the proof to be public to the world.
Her Assistant Minister of Foreign Affairs Dellers Gedon spoke up. "So...are you still sure about this plan?" he asked nervously, sorting out his papers for the fifth time in half an hour.
Cherry grinned. "Yes. Hovland will never see it coming."
She turned back to look at the MMOFA and HAP teams seated behind her, quietly chattering and shivering in the Antarctic cold. She looked outside and saw the plane approaching the cold icy land. They were nearly there. Mendeons would know.
She kept reciting the thought over and over in her head.
Hovland will never see it coming.

Volaworand wrote:

The official welcoming ceremony of Ms. Cherry Menwen, Minister of Foreign Affairs of Midand today was marred by clashes between
demonstrators and riot police and amid dueling protests over Volaworand's refugee policy.

page=dispatch/id=1095298

Media are eagerly awaiting the opening speeches of Foreign Minister Menwen and Prime Minister Hovland at the official dinner tonight

Volaworand wrote:

PM Lina Hovland always hated these dinners... blathering diplomats, pointless speeches... really, what is the point of it all?

"If only these people would just go back to the s**thole they came from," she muttered under her breath, "then I could focus on the really important issues."

"Pardon M'um?" asked the confused attendant.

"nothing, it's nothing... have you seen my purse? I need a nip before I head in to this pit of Midand vipers."

Noticing it next to a few lines of fine white powder on the prime minister's dressing table, the attendant paused and then stammered, "It's here next to this mirror, and your ... umm ... it's here M'um."

Prime Minister Hovland knelt over the mirror and snorted up two full lines of the powder. She glared at the attendant.

"Oh stop with the judging! You know this is legal. I signed the friggin' bill myself: Best thing I ever did. Now get out of my way: I have to get in there and kick off this damn dinner. Is my speech loaded in the teleprompter? Tell them I am coming in now."

"Yes, Prime Minister"

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Midand wrote:

"That's a grimace ma'am."
"Don't push it."
Cherry Menwen couldn't smile. Her Assistant Minister of Foreign Affairs Dellers Geldon made a small chuckle. Cherry was due to meet with Hovland soon and she was trying not to make the press turn into rage monsters.
"That's not genuine Cherry."
"Shut up Dellers", Cherry said. "I guess I'll try to make it work."
The dinner was coming soon, and she was not looking forward to meeting that "absolute pig of a Prime Minister" of Lina Hovland. Cherry might've taken assumptions too far, but she knew she was hiding something from the public.
Something she didn't Midand to know...
She wanted to adhere to the itinerary as much as possible for the public but she still had to continue her true mission here in Volaworand. She opened her laptop and sent a quick email to the HAP and MMOFA teams. Quick and short, but dastardly important to their mission.
"Dinner's in an hour. Get ready - especially your smile", Dellers said, holding back a smile.
Cherry grunted in response and threw on her outfit.
She hoped the email sent.

Midand wrote:page=dispatch/id=1096958

Volaworand wrote:Here's how the Faraday Citizen's national affairs reporter, Glenn McGregor, summed up the moment on the VBC's Saturday Scrum:

"Kamla Patelwill ... is basically shooing [Hovland] off the stage because at that point it had gone on so long and had become so uncomfortable, and completely contrary to the tone that these things are supposed to have," he said. "Leaders come out at these dinners and they're supposed to be diplomatic and serious, and they'll butter up the diplomats but it's all kind of in a expected, normal way. She didn't do that. ... It just went off the rails really quickly. Something is definitely not right here. At least she wasn't boring, I guess."

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Midand wrote:

The commendation worked.
The media was flipping tables, Hovland had no idea what the hell was happening, but what was most important was...everyone bought it.
Menwen threw on a coat and took out her phone. A text. Perfect.
"Picking up the milk at the shop. Where should I put it?"
Menwen smiled. That was code for something...something she'd rather Hovland did not know. This was her true mission. Mendeons was mostly clueless about it, but he at least had an idea of what was coming.
Menwen stepped outside into the snow.
Volaworand was going to have it's doors opened wide...

Techganet wrote:

"Mr President, here's what came in the news today."
Alright, let me see.
Hmph, "Facebook finds more evidence Volaworand organization is still attempting to sway public opinion, bans accounts,"
James, what does it have to do with us? I see no mention of Techganet in the headline.
"Mr President, look at the eighth line."
Okay, "Facebook security officer Alex Stamos further detailed in a Facebook newsroom post that majority of accounts removed today were in English,
and aimed at people living in Volaworand or South Pacific countries like
Midand, TECHGANET, and Aumeltopia."?!
TECHGANET?! How could it possibly be?
"I don't know sir, we will have to launch an international investigation."
Get PM Lina on the line, I want to speak to her.
"Right away."
And the National Security Council in a few hours.
"Right."

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Volaworand, it appears your efforts to keep the previous government alive have failed.

Volaworand wrote:

*burns all records*

Volaworand completely respects the will of the Hanguk-Nipponnese people as expressed through their free and fair elections.

*waves smoke away*

We are happy to work with the incoming government of Hanguk-Nippon and build on the groundwork laid by the previous administration.

*smashes server with a hammer*

Volaworand wrote:

The Prime Minister's office is in chaos. Ever since the rambling speech delivered by PM Hovland during the Midand visit, and her announcement she was taking a few days leave of absence the executive branch has ground to standstill. No Prime Minister had ever taken anything like a leave of Absence, and no one really knews how to handle things.

Alan Duncan, the Minister of the Interior knew that this was his time to shine on the national stage. He had been stepping in to cover the PM's events during the ongoing visit of Midand. The press loved him: now he just needed the people to, as well.

"Minister Duncan, there's a call from Techganet for the Prime Minister. Shall I take a message?

"Techganet... oh my god, what do they want?"

"I think they are upset about something from that facebook story last week. Who should I direct them to?"

Minister Duncan's face blanched as white as the snow outside. "First the backfire in Hanguk-Nippon, now this?" he thought. "I don't know how much more of this I can take."

"Tell them... um... tell them she's sick, but that they should call Patelwill's office. External Affairs is her job isn't it?"

"Yes Minister I will direct them to Minister Patwill's office"

"Thank you," said Minister Duncan, "Keep telling the media the Prime Minister will be back to work on Tuesday. Everything will be in place by then. I'm just going to step out for a cigarette, hold down the fort here."

"Yes, Minister"

Alan stepped out into the crisp September dawn. "It should be daylight soon, maybe just another month of darkness," he thought. "When the sun rises, so will I."

He took out his phone and typed a message: "Picking up the milk at the shop. Where should I put it?"

He smiled and muttered to himself "Volaworand's going to have it's doors opened wide..."

Midand wrote:

Menwen shooed her assistant off and kept her eyes glued to her phone.
Sure enough, Duncan texted back.
"Got the milk. Should I put it in your car?"
Yes. He got the info.
She motioned for two people on the FA team to meet Duncan at the corner store. They grunted in response and marched out into the cold billowing snow.
The plan seemed to be going smoothly so far. Hovland and Volaworand were going to be wide open to the world, and they couldn't do anything about it. The internment camps. Confidential info that they said "was harmless".
Menwen then opened a new conversation on her phone and texted the officials of Techganet and Hanguk-Nippon.
"I see you have a few cracks in your rooftop. Need some help? I know a few skills."
This was code for "Want to expose Hovland and her government?"
She put her phone down on the table and put a thick wooly coat around her and walked out into the cold from her hotel. The next part of the tour was starting, and Hovland was strangely missing.
How interesting...

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:

Hayashi recieves a message on his phone. “What’s this....? Hmm...... Interesting..... Yes, this would further Hanguk-Nippon as a force to be wreckoned with....”
He then puts down the phone and paces around the room. “What to do.... what to say..... Okay, I’ve made up my mind....”
He reaches for the phone and contacts Moon Sangju, his Minister of Defense. “Hello? Yes. Contact those in Midand and Techganet..... We’re in on a condition..... Yes yes.”
He puts the phone away and resumes his National Rearmament Orders. “This here.... Must succeed.... For the people and state of Hanguk-Nippon.... We shall keep an eye on the situation in Volaworand...”

Volaworand wrote:

Volaworand's Minister of External Affairs, Kamla Patelwill, was exhausted. After shuttling the Prime Minister off after her disastrous speech she had been inundated with media attention. How can the PM take a leave of absence? Who's in charge? What are you wearing? How is the Midand delegation reacting to the Prime Minister leaving the delegation? Why won't you grant us an interview?
"The media are like dogs," she told her assistant. "You don't reward them when they pee in the house - you give them a sharp whack on the nose. Geri, I want you to get a handle on these journalists. They need to keep their distance today. I want you to cut back their access. They can never find out I've admitted the Prime Minister into rehab. If they press you just tell them she's recovering in a spa somewhere. Anyway, no rest for the wicked. What's on my agenda today?"
"Yes minister. There's a luncheon with the Mayor and Police Chief of Faraday at noon, followed by a walking tour of the city with the Midand delegation. You should get a bit of a breather today."
"Fine. I'm going to lie down for a bit before the lunch"
Geri looked at her computer screen "Uh.. ma'am, there's someone from Techganet wanting to speak to someone about that facebook story. Apparently Minister Duncan referred them to you? What should I say?"
Oh that fake news, well I suppose the story was bound to grow legs and bite me in the behind. Reassure them that I will call them after the walking tour. I haven't visited the Midand Victory Shrubbery Gardens in ages. Where are my flats? I can't spend all afternoon walking in these heels. Can you bring them to me, and get me everything we have on this facebook story: I need to make sure I can reassure Techganet that this is fake news."
"Yes, Minister"

Volaworand wrote:

"I've drafted the letter, Minister Duncan. But shouldn't the Minister of External Affairs be sending this?"

"No! I need to be the one seen as the face of Volaworand. That Patelwill is clueless, by the time she figures all this out I'll be the Prime Minister and she'll be scraping penguin guano off my shoes. The whole cabinet isn't worth a hill of beans. Just give me the letter and get it sent before she beats me to the punch."

"Yes, Minister"

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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:

PM Hayashi steps up to a podium in his inaugural speech.
“We thank Volaworand for their wonderfully worded letter. We look forward to greater cooperation between our two nations. This is certainly a great step forwards and J would like to keep up the mutually beneficial relationship we have going. I, Prime Minister of Hanguk-Nippon, am happy to announce that Volaworand is our ally and shall always be.”
Hayashi steps down from the podium as he is applauded.

Midand wrote:

A text buzzes on his phone.
It is from Cherry.
It reads: "Did you bring back the milk yet?"

Volaworand wrote:

Alan read the text and smiled. He knew that secretly turning over the Dossier to Midand's Minister of Foreign Affairs would be the perfect way to keep his fingerprints off the crapstorm that was about hit Volaworand.

"I will leave it outside your door in an hour. There's enough for you and your friends."

Alan smiled, knowing his plan was going to pay off and he would weather the storm.

Midand wrote:

Cherry's phone buzzed and suddenly she got all giddy.
"I will leave it outside your door in an hour. There's enough for you and your friends."
Perfect. She slid on a pair of gloves to make sure no one knew, and made her way back to her hotel in the growing snowstorm.

Volaworand wrote:

Kamla Patelwill collapsed on her bed, dropping the red box of diplomatic papers next to the night table. The day had been a long one, and the weather outside was getting worse. She was glad to be home.

"Oh my feet. I should have worn mukluks instead of these flats. Why didn't you tell me a storm was coming, darling?"

"It's just a freak snow storm, dear. Lie back and I'll bring you a hot chocolate. How was your day your day." said Kamla's wife called from the kitchen.

Kamla rubbed her feet. "Well first off that Menwen woman from Midand sure can walk fast, I could barely keep up to her! And she spent most of the day with her face buried in her phone. I would think she'd be at least a little interested in the city her nation rebuilt. but no, she just kept her face in her phone. I suppose it was better than trying to make small talk. That Mayor Bondersun never shuts up. On the plus side, at least the press was kept away from us today. It's so good to be home, even though I still have work to get through."

Kamla's husband Tom came in the front door. "Honey's! I'm home. Wow it's getting miserable out there. Has Keeping up with the Si-topians started yet? I can't believe they showed that much floof last week!"

"Urgh I don't know how you two can watch that show, it's completely vapid." groaned Kamla. "Geri has got me bringing work home, you two watch the show, I'm gonna get through the contents of this box." Kamla retired to her study, red box in tow, leaving her spouses to watch the insufferable show.

Pulling the files out on to the desk, she read a letter to the Prime Minister of Hanguk-Nippon from her counterpart Alan Duncan. "That son of a beast... Doesn't he know external Affairs is my portfolio. … well ... this letter is fine, same thing I would have sent I guess. What else do I have to get through tonight."

Kamla pulled out the file marked "Intelligence Activities in Techganet" … her eye's widened as she read the pages inside.

She leapt up. "I need to go back to the office, you two don't wait up for me!"

She dialed her assistant on her cell phone while rushing down the steps of her house. "Geri, get you butt into the office, we have work to do. Yes, I know it's late, get to the office now. We have a big problem. Yes, bigger than Hovland. Get down there now."

The wind picked up and swirled around Kamla as the hurried off, pulling her muklucks on as she raced through the snow.

Midand wrote:

Cherry Menwen walked.
Just walked.
Through the empty streets of Volaworand.
The snow billowed in her face as her boots made soft squish sounds on the snow. She walked with her head high in the air, her back straight, and her coat blowing in the wind.
A bodyguard followed close behind.
It was just like the movies.
She wiped the snow again off her phone and turned the brightness up more. The glare here was unbearable. No new texts from the courier. She grunted. As she walked, she texted: "I have made a full walk of the neighborhood already and the milk's not there. Work on your punctuality."
She dropped her phone in the snow in the snow after she hit "Send". She cursed and picked it up. The phone was flickering, but still functional. She wiped the snow and dirt off of it and slipped it into her pocket.
As she crouched down, she thought she saw the faint shadow of a woman in the distance behind her...

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:

Hayashi new he could not sustain this for much longer. His victory in the elections was slim, and support for him was beginning to fluctuate. “Agh, what to do with this country...? The military is fine, the navy is revitalized, the Air Force recieved massive upgrades..... What else...? Is it..... The country itself...? The government has been all set. Everything is according to plan and yet, for some reason, it hasn’t taken off quite as well as I expected it to..... Is it me? Am I the reason...? I demand an answer!” He paced around the room for some time. “He country is politically stable! Why?! Why?! This country must be led to greatness!” He then looks over to a map of Valthesia. “I think I know where to start.....”

Volaworand wrote:

Alan looked at his phone and he slammed his fist down on the bar. "That damn nationalist cow! You'd think she could do the simplest of tasks without screwing up my plan!"

He pulled out his phone and furiuous began tapping away.

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Margret Ustafa knew she had to deliver the goods, but this snow storm had her all turned around. She knew the hotel was on this street and she thought she had everything planned out, but in the dark and the swirling snow these marble building all started to look the same.

her phone beeped. A new text from Alan "The baby's getting thirsty Deliver the milk or I will find a new milkmaid."

"I should have never gotten involved with any of this. What has that blasted Duncan gotten me into? " she thought "How am I supposed to find Menwen in this storm."

Ahead she saw a woman picking up something from the snow. A burly hulk of a man stood near her. Could this be her target? Margret moved in closer.

It certainly looked like her. Margret pulled her hood close on her face and approached the woman "Are you Menwen?"

The woman stood up and nodded. The body guard stepped closer.

"It is you. Tell your dog to back off, I have what you are looking for."

The woman and the guard exchanged looks, and the guard stepped out of earshot.

Margret reached into her bag, pulling out a large file. "Sorry your milk was late, but I'm sure you will find it's still good." Margret said as she handed over the files.

Margret turned and briskly walked away, continuing to keep her face hidden.

She got a few blocks away, pulled out her phone and typed a message. "its done"

She took the phone and hit against the wall of a building until it cracked open. She snapped it in two, throwing each piece in opposite directions.

Margret smiled, "Hovland will never recover from this."

Midand wrote:Menwen looked on at the courier as she rounded the corner and disappeared into the billowing snow. She smiled.
The plan was done.
She walked a few blocks away, her guard following far behind. The snow slapped her face a thousand times, but she didn't care. The plan was done. She motioned for her guard to stop and made her way into a wet muddy alley.
She, with shaking hands, opened the dossier and flipped through the pages.
So...Hovland was going to have a bad day, to put it bluntly.

Volaworand wrote:It had been two days since Prime Minister Hovland was admitted for treatment. The medical team was at a loss.

"I just don't understand it, she should be getting better not worse. And these blood test result can't be right."

"We have sent samples to a lab in Nova Montron and they came up with the results: it's definitely compound 2,3,7,8-tetrachlorodibenzo-p-dioxin"

"But how could she possibly have that much dioxin in her bloodstream? It looks like a case of long term exposure, but the Prime Minister's food is always checked for poison. How could she have ingested this much? These concentrations of dioxin up to 1000 greater than the threshold level for acute toxicity."

"Did you look at her nasal passages... I think she's been snorting something"

"Are you suggesting the Prime Minister has been snorting poison? That's preposterous!"

An alarm starts to beep. "CODE BLUE - CODE BLUE"

The team scrambled out of the conference room.

"If the Prime Minister dies you are all fired!"

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:ROSWAESIAN NEWS BROADCAST (RNB!)

Roswaesians are noticing that a Volaworand and Midand tension is once again forming, The Roswaesian Government has declined to comment on the situation until further information is to be released.

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Techganet wrote:What’s with Lina? Sounds like her government is trying to stall with me. Is anything wrong?
“Mr President, here’s the news.”
Hovland is sick?! For four months?
Who takes that long for a leave of absence?
Unspecified illness? Sounds like she’s really stalling.
Wait, they don’t have a deputy? Really?
“You sound surprised.”
Of course James, I am.
“I tried reaching Kamla Patelwill, the Volaworand Exterior Minister, but she didn’t answer any calls.”
Why are they stalling so much?
“You’ve mentioned the word ‘stalling’ three times now.”
I know James, I know. Try reaching their Interior, maybe we can reach them.
“Right away Mr President.”
And also bring the final draft of my speech for tomorrow.
“Yes, Mr President.”

Techganet wrote:Hey Kal (VP), you know Hovland’s speech yesterday afternoon at the Antarctic College?
“Yeah, strange. Especially from a Volaworandian leader.”
Most people find it strange and ridiculous. I find it funny, albeit insane.
“Most likely from her illness.”
No wonder she’s taking a 4-month leave of absence. She probably is suffering from a very serious condition. But it’s strange, no DPM?
“Well, I can’t say it’s uncommon. Nor can I say it’s common.”
So Kal, how was today’s Senate Session?
“It was like any other. Although, there was-“
(Secretary)
“Mr President, Mr Vice President, sorry to interrupt, but we need you to meet with the NSC.”
What for?
“I’ll tell you on the way.”
Alright James. Kal, save some brandy for me. I’ll be back at an hour before midnight.
“Don’t worry Ab.”

Techganet wrote:So, what's this all about?
"Mr President, we've just received information of a possible election meddling in District 282. It appears that the meddling was in the favour of an opposition candidate, Republican Dlno Mprtu."
What? Election meddling? In District 282? Isn't that the largest district in Abichifki? First, it was foreign persuasion, now this?
What happened? Do you have any leads or suspects?
"The Elections Department for District 282 in Abichifki found out that the votes that were registered into their database did not correspond to the count of each individual voting machine in the district. They had a further process and check and confirmed that it wasn't just a malfunction or counting error. A certain somebody or something definitely did hack into the database and changed the vote counts.
We suspect that it might likely be by the Volaworand organisation that was in the news a week ago, or it might also be hackers from the fallen Martigues wanting to seek revenge."
Most likely the Volaworand organisation. Who will I meet?
"The head of the NSC, the Federal Elections Commission, the Abichifki Elections Department, the Elections Department for District 282 and the Home Secretary."
That's a lot of election departments. Alright, call VP Kalchik to sit with us. I think he'd give some important insights.
"Yes, Mr President."

Techganet wrote:Good evening everyone. You know the situation, I won't repeat it.
District 282, do you know the votes?
"Well, Dlno Mprtu got 79% of the votes, his opposition Mendes Achielim got 20% and other candidates 1% total."
Those numbers aren't rounded off, are they?
"No, sir."
Definitely a case of meddling.
I could use this as political dynam-
(Secretary)
"Mr President, there is a call for you from Moon Sangju, Hanguk-Nippon's Defence Minister."
What does he want?
"I'm not sure, he tried to avoid that question.
He wants to speak to you personally."
Alright, bring the phone, tell him to be quick.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:“Yes. This is the first step.” Hayashi sits at his desk. “I knew it was going to work. It’s not like they could’ve done anything.... The Valthesians..... They’re destined for Hanguk-Nippon. Another victory for the empire...... Yes. This is our destiny as Hanguk-Nipponese. All of this work cannot fail. Looks like Emperor Hyo made the right choice..... Valthesia was to become part of my great state.” He shifts through some orders. “Hmm..... I think this is the right choice....” We can’t stop now....
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Sangju finally gets an answer. “I’ve been waiting for a while you know..... Yes, yes. I’m thinking of an agreement...... No not a petty trade one..... An actual treaty..... Maybe an alliance...? I’m honestly a bit tense on the subject of Midand...... A treaty of some sort I propose...?” He waits for several minutes. “I have some questions for you.....”

Techganet wrote:He waits for Moon's response, but to no avail.....
Moon? Moon!
*beep*
Damnit, he hung up.
No time to fuss about that.
As I was saying, I could use this as political dynamite in the upcoming Senate debate, don't you think so, Kal?
"Well, I wouldn't be so confident about that if I were you. They could easily come back with uhh, those, umm, those scandals back from a few months ago."
Oh, right.
Anyway, did Mendes's and the other candidates' votes get modified as well?
"Yes, all of them."
Are you sure you checked the machines?
"Definitely."
"We have a strong feeling that Volaworand is up to this. Or at least one of its organisations."
We can't be sure unless we look deeper. But then again, who else would want to interfere with our elections? Martigues isn't a likely suspect since they've been destroyed and that it's been too long since to be preparing for an attack.
I really need to talk to Hovland. Or at least one of her ministers.
James, I want you to send a few representatives to Volaworand. Give them a surprise visit. Bring with them extra security. if they'll not talk on the phone, then they'll talk face to face. Make sure you get everything on this paper I'm holding to those representatives. I don't care whether she is sick or not, I want to communicate in some way to Hovland.
"Yes, Mr President."

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:THE ROSWAESIAN GOVERNMENT
As Roswaesia begins moving forward with its plans on merging into the International Financing Hub along with Midand and Hanguk-Nippon, The Government begins opening up its economy to more opportunities, with government approval, your items could be on the shelf days after submitting the RDEL Form through the government, The Roswaesian Department of Economics and Logistics is waiting for you to share your creations with the world, All corporations and businesses will be state-owned by the Roswaesian Government as private industry is illegal, communicate with your districts local government office to receive more information on forming your business, upon government approval you may begin creating your business.

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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:The Sendai Covenant
Leaders in Hanguk-Nippon and Valthesia have finalized the terms of the Sendai Covenant. The agreement states that further integration of Valthesia into Hanguk-Nippon was to happen and that they would cede several key ports to the empire. A special economic zone was set up along the Valthesian coast. A victory parade was immediately organized even though it was a diplomatic victory more than a military one. The newly elected Prime Minister, Seong Hayashi has this to say, “This is only the start of Hanguk-Nippon’s ascent to greatness, no longer shall we be looked down upon! We have secured the ports that will lead us to our future as a major naval powerbroker! I say that we shall come victorious in this struggle for power. For Hanguk-Nippon!”

On other news, there has been some rumors circulating about a possible agreement between Hanguk-Nippon and Techganet, speculators are still unsure, but the government refuses to release any information. Such agreement is still left in its new stages, so the terms are quite vague. However, none of this has been confirmed by either government. The Prime Minister refuses to give a word at the press conference.

Techganet wrote:He begins another day at work, starting with his Tax Reform proposal....
Where is it..... where is it-
Ah! “The government’s new tax reform bill will hel-“
He is interrupted by his secretary barging in....
James! For heaven’s sake you are late!
“Mr President I apologise for my tardiness. I was backed up with calls with our Senators from many districts.”
Nevermind that. Did you manage to contact the Interior in Volaworand?
“No, sir. We’re making one more call, and if they don’t answer then we’ll stop.”
What about our representatives I sent?
“They’ve just arrived in Rothera.”
What took them so long?
“Thunderstorms.”
“Mr President, I know this might not be in my interest or desire, but may I ask, what did you talk about with Moon from Hanguk-Nippon?”
Ah, that phone call. What I could remember from that call is that he wanted a treaty/alliance whatever with us. He wanted to ask me other questions but he hung up for some reason after I asked some of my own.
Say, why don’t we give him a call?
“Why not.
Hello? Rose? Yes, get in touch with Hanguk’s Defence Minister for the President, please. Yes, thank you.
Here you go. She says she’s contacting him now.
By the way, sir, I think Midand has something of importance. I suggest you get into contact with Menwen or Hondunur.”
Hmm, alright. Thank you James.
“Oh, and one more thing, Mr President.
The NSC just confirmed that the organisation that meddled in the election two days back is operating in Rothera. They say they’re not sure if it’s the government or an independent organisation.”
Seems like Volaworand doesn’t want to speak up. Put another meeting with NSC on today’s schedule, will you James?
And bring my cup of coffee.
“Yes, Mr President.”

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Moon picks up the phone. "Yes, sorry. The line cut out for some reason. Anyway, I would like to discuss a non-aggression pact. I wouldn't want a war between our two nations. I think it would be wise to prevent such measures."

Midand wrote:Cherry Menwen drew all the blinds down in her hotel and dimmed the lights. The only thing that shined was her laptop screen, making an eerie glow on her face.
She had one of her technicians set up a secure port, which meant that the emails she was about to send would be undetectable to almost all servers in the area. No one in Volaworand, not Hovland, not her government, was to know what she was doing. She typed furiously, copying info from the dossier, and the click click of the keys echoed through the silent room.
When done, she looked at the emails, her cursor precariously hovered over "Send". She was about to do it.
The most dangerous and exhilarating thing of her life.
"Send".
And then it went, masked code racing it's way through to the servers in Hanguk-Nippon and Techganet, filled with juicy Volaworandian state secrets.
When it was done, she shut her laptop and took her wet phone. She threw on a coat and went outside into the snowy air once more.
She stopped at a newspaper box and paid for a copy of The Midandia Times.
She smiled. The rumors were still going strong and the sludgefest of the media wasn't gonna take it well...
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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:The Menwen's messages from Midand had reached Hanguk-Nipponese government servers within several seconds. The Administrative Offices had not been expecting this.
Park Chung-Yama, the Head Executive of the AO, was in his office talking to Seong Hayashi. Chung-Yama had then received the email from Menwen, the computer, however, masked it as an unknown ID sending it. "Huh..... What's this....?" He opened the email and loaded a file. "Now let's see what's in here..... What the- ....." He then forwarded the email to various Hanguk-Nipponese executive branch officials in a matter of minutes. He, however, did not send this to the Emperor.
"Now this.... Is way too good to just pass off..."
Hayashi got the message first, once he saw it he called over his Private Assembly and immediately discussed the matter. Then the verdict, this should be spread within the government and the government only, but time could only tell if this plan was to succeed or not.
"All I have to say is.... Sorry Volaworand...." Hayashi said as the Private Assembly's meeting came to a close.
"I wonder if this was sent to Techganet...?"

Techganet wrote:James, what’s on the diary?
“Just one more thing, the meeting with the NSC.”
Ah yes. Let’s go.
The President and his secretary go to the meeting room...
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
On the itinerary today:
An investigation into the alleged election meddling several days ago.
“And also Volaworand.”
Huh? What do you mean, James?
“We’ve just received critical information from an anonymous source regarding Hovland’s government.”
What about it?
“We don’t know. We’re just about to decrypt the messages.”
I have this bad feeling about this entire situation.
Volaworand is really worrying me. Contact Midand and see if they can get in touch with Volaworand.
“Right.”
And I haven’t heard about the guys we sent to Rothera. Status?
“They are awaiting approval from the security in the PMO.”
Only now? Sounds like Hovland’s government is being dismantled.
“I know."
Okay, since the messages are going to take some time, let's focus on that election.
District 282 is a strategic one. Many international businesses have their headqu-
"Mr President, sorry to interrupt, but we have just finished the decryption of the message."
Hand it to me.
Hm.
Oh.
Oh.........
This is......
This is disquieting.
I wonder who else they sent these messages to.
James, get me on the plane tomorrow morning to [REDACTED].
I think I know who sent these messages.
"Yes, Mr President."

Techganet wrote:Several moments before takeoff......
Sigh. Work's gonna pile up when I get back home.
"I know. That's why I dispatched the work to our '732 secretaries and assistant secretaries to the President'."
Unbelievable. The civil service is going out of control.
Anyway, you're doing good James.
"By the way, mind if I ask, did you manage to finish that phone call with Mr Moon?"
Ah, yes, yes I did. He wanted to talk to me about a non-aggression pact of some sort. I agreed. So I told him to meet me in a few days at the Ieachielp. (our very own White House, means 'palace' in Hieghilnis)
"Ah. Oh, we're taking off."
James, I want your insight. Why would Volaworand want to meddle in our elections?
"I've been dreaming about that last night while I was sleeping. I'll tell you what I came up with when I woke up.
So, Dlno Mprtu. He's a known businessman who was both Chairman and CEO of several multinational companies including major ones in Volaworand. You know the sea channel between us, Volaworand and Lymnfrees?
That's what they're going for. They want to elect him as the next President in the upcoming elections so that he can lift the tough, restrictive measures that you put. Since Lymnfrees is part of our territory, that means the maritime territory is also extended in our favour. That channel is a vital part of Volaworand's sea trade. That's why they're going for it."
Wow, you've said so much I'm assuming you're going to run for the Presidency.
"Apologies. Sometimes these things happen when you're the President's secretary. You just have to butt in."
You are a smart man. Thank you for your input.
"Mr President, others on board, please ensure you've tightened your seatbelts."
James, you heard what the captain said.
"Yes, Mr President."

Volaworand wrote:Kamla Patelwill sat on the floor surrounded by files.

she had been up in her office for two days sorting and cross referencing the through the information with her assistant Geri. It was explosive.

"Why is the War Measures Act still active: this is just crazy! A massive domestic surveillance program, political opponents and suspected terrorists sent to work Marble mines deep in the Queen Elizabeth Land National Nature Preserve, without even a trail. Look at this: apparently we have an archive of every internal government email message sent in Midand for the past year and a half! That lab explosion... I can't believe that was us! We have an off switch for their Alert Broadcast System, why the heck would we even do that: that is to protect civillians? And look at the Techganet piles here: double agents embedded in their military! for years! an all that election meddling, how would we ever explain that??? it's not just the corporate espionage, it's manipulating their people! so many files I still can't phantom it all! Look at this one: The Martigues agents that killed Forb trained with in our special forces, Nova Montron's rocket designs, a campaign to whip up anti-Techolandia sentiment in Deumontiverland, propping up the government support on social media in Hanguk-Nippon. Why didn't I tell Lina I wanted the Education Portfolio... my job is going to be a nightmare! I think I'm going to throw up, Geri. Bring me something quick"

"Yes, Minister" Geri rushes over with a waste basket while the Minister of External Affairs vomits again.

Kamla sat up, wiping the vomit off her lips with the Hanguk-Nippon Emperor's phone records. "If any of this gets out to the media or our allies, well I can't see the government surviving, everything is going to fall apart Geri!"

"I had to pull information from so many departments, I don't think anyone had ever pulled it all together like this. But no one knows about it Minister, just you and I, we don't need to... "

"Oh my goodness Geri! You can't be saying what I think you are saying?? We have to tell the people and let the chips fall where they may. That will be the least of our problems: Our allies are going to lose their minds!. I can't believe it! I just can't believe it! What a time for Lina to be sick. Can you check on her while I am in Marambio and Esperanza this week? I admitted her in Faraday, but they moved her to the military hospital at Orcadas. They keep telling me she's in recovery, but they won't let me talk to her. Will you go there while I'm out of town?"

"Of course Minister, I know how to dazzle those military types with bureaucratic mumbo jumbo. I'll get in the room with her privately and ask her about this."

"No Geri, her signatures on everything! She had to have known what was going on... just let me know how she is, something this sensitive has to come from me."

"Yes, Minister"

"And I need to bring this up with cabinet as soon as we are back in Rothera on Friday. I can only hope that this tomorrow's meetings with Menwen make this trip worth it. I think I should tell her before this leaks, she has to know that this was definitely not government policy - although I still have no idea something of this scale could be going on without anyone outside the Prime Minister's Office finding out. I will have to catch Alan after this morning wreath laying and see if he can start digging into this so we can come up with a plan on how we're going to deal with this. He is the Minister of the Interior, how Hovland could have pulled this off right under his nose... I know he'll be as mortified as I am. Can you arrange for him and I to have some time to talk before I have to catch the flight to Marambio?"

"Yes, Minister"

Volaworand wrote:Alan Duncan slammed the phone down. "Frack that Fracking General D'Otter! The witch is still breathing; Now he's got her on a ventilator."

Margret Ustafa, Leader of the Opposion, put her hand on his shoulder "Calm down Alan, there is no way she is going to survive. There's no way she can survive that concentration of Midand nerve agent. I'm surprise she has lived this long. You've had me giving it to her for months now."

Alan pushed her aside. "Shut your mouth! I'll confirm something to the media at the wreath laying. We will need to prepare the nation for her death and whip up some frenzy to blame the culpruit, that Menwen woman from Midand, or some 'Humans Are People' do gooder will fit the bill just fine. You need to leave. We can't be seen together right now. Go out the back way."

"Yes, Minister."

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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Hanguk-Nippon Officially Annexes Valthesia!
After some recent talks held in Sendai, the two nations have signed the Shimonoseki Agreement. The treaty stipulates that Valthesia will join Hanguk-Nippon with no autonomy, and their militaries shall be fused. The agreement has led to some protest within Volaworand and Midand, the protesters staring it to be “an illegal annexation and violation of Valthesian sovereignty”. However, the Hanguk-Nipponese government refuses these protests as over a little military maneuver.

Midand wrote:Leader Hondunurs Mendeons once again skipped his morning coffee. The barista's face now soured further and she did an angry little strut back to the counter. Hondunurs took out his tablet again and started scrolling through the news.
"Yep, yep, didn't even need the story, that's obvious, yay more."
He put the tablet down and took out the sketchpad again. He doodled the various customers in the Capitol Cafe, including his disgruntled bodyguards, the sleepy-eyed ministers at the counter, and the sour-faced barista. He laughed at his sketches and was dreading another wave of media and PR savages.
He was packing up his things and was ready to head to his office when his Government Affairs Officer tapped him on the shoulder.
"Jesus-Oh James it's you", Hondunurs said, picking up the dropped pen.
"Look", James Rayon said, taking out a manila folder and tablet, "we got a problem or a solution, however you'd like to look at it."
Hondunurs motioned for his bodyguards to stay further back and put his case down. He sighed and said, "If it's more of that Menwen-Hovland-Volaworand stuff just drop it on my desk."
"Well...I don't think this would be something you'd drop in your "Later" bin", James said indignantly, and turned the tablet on. "Menwen sent us something...and it's good or bad, however you'd like to look at it."
Hondunurs sighed and took the tablet. His eyes bulged as he read through the report.
"Really? That Cherry actually-?"
James shushed him and shoved the folder in his hand. Hondunurs, however, couldn't contain his anger.
"Great. Sneaking missions behind my back. Whee. More angry PR. Tell her she can pick up her - "
James shushed him again. "No it's not that Leader, sir", he said, taking a few papers out of the folder. "She found something."
Hondunurs sighed again and read the papers. His eyes bulged again.
"Oh Hovland you two faced rat", he said. "Cancel the press conference and get me the Security Minister."
"Yes sir", James said, and scurried off to the Capitol.
"And get Techganet and Hanguk-Nippon on the line in half an hour!"
"Yep, that too."

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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Hayashi steps up to a podium, this time in ス트ラトク라시아 시티 (Suteuratokurasia Siti, Stratocracia City).

"Hello citizens of Valthesia. We are very happy to announce that our two countries are now united under one banner, one common cause, and one empire. You are not being invaded, you are joining us in the fight. A provincial government has been reestablished, and all shall return to normal in a few days. Our governments have signed the Sendai Covenant and the Shimonoseki Agreement, these documents shall secure your sovereignty, peace, and most importantly of all lives. The empire wishes to continue the mutually beneficial relationship between Hanguk-Nippon and Valthesia. In this, we have also settled some disputes and we have pledged to guarantee your independence as a state in the world..... People of Valthesia! I come among you to look you firmly in the eyes! Rise up! Our great nations shall work together until the end of time! March forward my allies! You cry out for help in this cold world, we answer your calls for freedom and justice! No longer shall we be disrespected and unrecognized! Towards the future! YOUR FUTURE!! OUR FUTURE!!! FOR HANGUK-NIPPON!!!"

The crowd erupts in massive cheers and everybody waves Hanguk-Nipponese flags. Hayashi waves to the people several times and steps down.

"Everything is going perfectly.... We must succeed....."

Midand wrote:

Hondunurs Mendeons impatiently waited on the dial tone to finish. He was to call Hanguk-Nippon first.
Beeeeeeep.
He drummed his fingers on his desk impatiently and was doodling an outline of his office in the process.
While he hated Menwen's guts for sneaking off and disobeying orders, she did bring some valuable intel from Volaworand. He was going to excuse her for now.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:

While Hayashi is flying back on his private jet from Valthesia, he receives Hondunurs' call.

"Hello?"

Midand wrote:Hondunurs nearly fell out of his chair in shock.
"Yes...this is...erm...Leader Hondunurs Mendeons of The Glorious Democratic Republic of Midand", he said, regaining his composure. "Is this line secure?"

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:"Yes, of course. Why did you call me..?"

Midand wrote:"I have received word that an unspecified courier" - he said these words with much emphasis - "has sent you an email regarding the situation in Volaworand. I trust you have decrypted it?"
He digs through his laptop for a copy of the email.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:"Oh, that email.... Yes, we have decrypted it. Quite strange to be honest..."

Midand wrote:"Yes, I trust you have read the dossier? What is your stance on this situation?"

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:"It's..... Good and bad..... Weirdly though. Hovland suddenly vanishes.... I think I can look into what's going on with their 'nationalist problem'.... The whole situation is crazy."

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:THE ROSWAESIAN GOVERNMENT

Below holds King Conner Morris's speech in the Central Vrillaßsungburgen International Financial Building.

Roswaesia has been threatened by several foreign nations attempting to take down our imperialist outlooks, which we have declined to comment on but now is the time, Roswaesia never wishes to disturb peace for another nation growing in strength, people believe in those outlooks because of our type of government, Roswaesia is Communist and Socialist, but it doesn't mean we are bad people, Roswaesia is in the top 3 leading nations in Citizen friendliness, our citizens never wish or have the intent to harm anyone, our nation only tries to grow without interruption, Roswaesia has been going through mass development for days now, once The International Financing Hub is created alongside Midand and Hanguk-Nippon, we will be hoping to provide more prosperity to struggling nations, Roswaesia does not wish to go for the bad outlook, but we wish to help several nations increase dramatically in strength to encourage world peace and to move along on their own, some nations receive their outlooks from the Roswaesia-Techolandian diplomatic tentions, which have escalated to record high levels, our government has launched campaigns to go against these happenings but have failed due to Press Propaganda received from Techolandia, several nations have taken our side because we believe that this conflict is absolutely unnecessary and it has no reason to continue, Roswaesia has been pouring more money and economical help into its military to help begin and set off the beginning of a new protective resolution and century for Roswaesia, it is my honor to be powering and pushing foward a nation of 2.2 Billion people, we want to do nothing less than help victims of brainwashing and torture from foreign nations, we encourage traveling throughout our nation to discover new places daily, we hope that we can begin to work out things with and hold talks with The Representative Democracy of Techolandia to restore the once prosperous relations between our nations.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Nighttime, the Central Sea

Hayashi looks on to the city of Furdan from his private jet. “Ah, The empire has surely come a long way...... This..... We must continue this. We cannot stop now.”

The jet touches down at Wonsan International Airport in the large, thriving port city of Wonsan. Hundreds of soldiers stand guard at the runway, flanking a large, luxurious, grand, red carpet. The plane maneuvers along the runway and finally stops. A set of stairs is brought over and Hayashi walks down, waving with sternness to his men. He says nothing. Iemōto Imagawa, The Head of the National Imperial Court, awaits him silently by his jet black car. He greets him with fervor and energy, nodding at every word Hayashi speaks. His government badge on his suit glitters in the night, and they both walk into the car.

“So” Iemōto says, “I believe that things are running smoothly, yes?”

“Of course. The rearmament is on the way. Hanguk-Nippon must advance.”

“Yes, yes! I’m doing some.... Interesting things in court. Of course, I don’t actually do much.”

“I thought so. These days are honestly rough. But I times like these, the state must be put ahead.”

“Indeed your excellency! But I’m concerned about the Emperor...”

“Bah! He hasn’t been doing any work these days! He only sits in his palace doing calligraphy and playing Hwato with elderly people. Besides, we have all the power now. The new provisions say so.”

“What provisions?!”

“Shh..... The Emperor is okay. We have much greater things to worry about.

“.... Fine. But.... I’m concern-”

“No.”

“But-“

“NO. We shall discuss this at a later time. Am I making myself clear?

“..... Fine.”

“Now, shall we discuss those foreign nations...? Midand, Volaworand, and Techganet...? They seem..... Trustworthy.”

“..... Yeah....”

They continue to talk like this until they reach Pyongyang.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Our governments supercomputers have been pretty off for a while, we believe there is something wrong within the systems, all of them are protected by the Roswaesian Government, we have submitted a tracking requests for who may have interfered, we have no proof that is was Volaworand however, do you have any proof to point towards Volaworand's actions?

Techolandia wrote:Yes. My intelligence service is going to send you logs of some unusual messages that were detected.
*The intelligence shows a series of encrypted messages sent from a Volaworandian government-affiliated server in Rothera to the parts of your government that run the supercomputers. A few of the messages have been decrypted, revealing Volaworandian-written malware and phishing emails. The first of the messages was sent shortly before your supercomputers started to generate anomalous outputs.*

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Oh my goodness, this is very striking to us! (The Roswaesian Parliamentary notifies The Roswaesian Intelligence Agency of the encrypted messages from Volaworand) Our intelligence agency has been notified, could you provide us more information?

Techolandia wrote:Similar messages went also sent to other countries, including Techganet and Hanguk-Nippon. It also tried to do the same thing against my country, but its antics here were noticed and neutralized quickly. After its cyberattack towards Techolandia was discovered, my intelligence began to investigate and noticed similar attacked against other nations. All of them were from the same government-affiliated server in Rothera, but the attacks appear to have been in order for a variety of purposes. For example, Volaworand meddled in the elections of Techganet and Hanguk-Nippon, but it could not have done the same to your country because your country does not have elections. Should I sent you the logs and the decrypted messages for the other countries?

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Yes, our government needs everything that has been sent/provided as legal information, if we don't receive anything also valid for other countries they may not have a successful trial internationally because lack of support of other nations and foreign citizens, we have also now opened The World Court to where elected officials by international governments may have one seat counting for one vote, these countries include Hanguk-Nippon, Techolandia (you), Nova Montron, New Front, Aequalitate, Auphelia, and Midand, we already have an elected-government official currently in office at The World Court, we encourage all the nations mentioned to elect an official representative of your country to The World Court to speak for you and a valid case for everyone, this would encourage more international cases to The World Court, remember, if your nation has a featured seat on the world court, during a trial involving your nation, your nation does not get to vote, thank you! (4/8 votes is majority vote)

Techolandia wrote:I am going to send everything to you.
  1. Techganet

  2. Hanguk-Nippon (also received similar messages from Nova Montron)

  3. Roswaesia

  4. Midand (also received similar messages from Nova Montron)

  5. Techolandia

  6. Lymnfrees

  7. Valthesia

    EDITORS NOTE: (removed nations not taking part in this roleplay)

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:We are beginning to investigate and we have decrypted all of the messages sent, Roswaesia is thinking about submitting Cyber Sanctions through The World Court due to unnecessary aggression to a nation, and confirmed threat of internet and government access to citizens. We need to be a mandatory attendee to this trial, if not your nation will be questioned of your absence.

Midand wrote:The World Court?

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Yes, The World Court is a court filled with 8 nations that vote on things for the world in a whole, we could also question national sovereignty of nations, we could also denounce a certain nation as a country.

Techolandia wrote:I am going to send a delegation that is going to be led by the Minister of Law, Order, and Homeland Security of my country.

Nova Montron wrote:I shall send a delegate to view the proceedings.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Volaworand.... These cyberattacks..... Hmm.... These need to be brought to justice.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:THE ROSWAESIAN GOVERNMENT

Due to recent aggressive actions made from the Volaworandian Government, we will be restricting communicative abilities to Volaworand unless an emergency is happening, if an emergency is happening, and a citizen needs contact, please communicate your biological information and information of the person that you are calling and we will allow your call to go through, all Kentucky Fried Penguin locations in Roswaesia are ordered to be closed until further notice from The Roswaesian Government, The Roswaesian Government can still hold communication with Volaworand.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Techolandia do you have anymore new information for our government?

Techolandia wrote:Volaworand has stopped most of its malicious cyberactivity. I think that Volaworand knows that we found out about what it has been doing.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:I have received possible small malicious attempts, that were blocked by your cyber security software but our government received it because it could be used as evidence.

(Shows you the attempted shutdown code dispatched from Rothera, Volaworand)

Techolandia wrote:That is alarming. I would like to add this to the list of charges that I bring against Volaworand.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Bringing this to your attention will help improve the situation faster, we need all the help that we can get so we can stop this before erupting into a war to harm world peace! What do you think we should do?

Techolandia wrote:After Volaworand's consistent cyberattacks on various nations, I think that cutting the internet of Volaworand from the rest of the world (so Volaworandians can use the internet to communicate with each other but not people outside the country) is justified. After its server in Rothera was discovered, Volaworand has been using servers in other cities for its most recent cyberattacks.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Should we take this to The World Court for approval? Because this is a pretty big thing to be dealing with.

Techolandia wrote:Yes. However, I am going to let you be the sole vote because we need to respond quickly. A delay can allow Volaworand to commit more cybercrimes.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Okay, we say yes, according to previous evidence provided by several nations

Volaworand wrote:Today, The Volaworand government is being rocked by scandal as the iwakesheep.org site began releasing the first batch of what is says are 8,761 documents detailing how the Intellegence Services Unit of the National Cyber Security Centre operated a massive program of domestic and international cybersurveillance for the past year. Allegations of election interference, corporate espionage, incitement of protests, propaganda, and hacking supercomputers are starting to be posted. Details are scarce but all eyes are on the iwakesheep site.

With Prime Minister Hovland incapacitated and clinging to life on a ventilator, the cabinet is meeting today to select an Acting Prime Minister. Sources suggest the leading candidates are Minister of the Interior, Alan Duncan; Minister of External Affairs, Kamla Patwill; and Minister of Defence & Security, Alastair Dickson. Whoever assumes the mantle of power will find themselves immediately dealing with an outraged public at home and a diplomatic 'nuclear meltdown' abroad.

The Volaworand Newswire is following this story and will bring you the news as we access the files.

290 days ago in the news:
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Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:If the website isn’t removed by 24 hours it will be removed and swatted by our government due to leaking of important classified government information.

Midand wrote:The IT department was absolute hell.
Daisy Treller ducked to avoid an especially ticked off technician throwing his book in rage as he stomped off toward the vending machines...for the 5th time.
According to alerts from Techolandia, malicious content sent from an unspecified server in Volaworand and Nova Montron had impacted systems across the Capitol, and the IT department was in a scramble to eliminate them from their servers.
What didn't help was that the IT department got rid of a lot of their old technicians and they were stuck with a lot of younger technicians just fresh out of school, and were thus just being absolute brats.
Midand's Minister of Security Troy Hederson burst through the door, his face slightly red.
"Is the...content...gone?" he asked, his voice just sweet with ugh.
"Mostly", Daisy said, as a horde of hangry techs made a mass exodus to the vending machine. "Shouldn't take any longer; the content opened from the emails should be safely disposed of."
"Good, good, good", Troy mumbled. "A breach. How fun. Midand should be ashamed."
"It is crazy, right?" Daisy asked nervously, trying to steer the conversation to another thing. "With the crisis in Volaworand and Menwen and Hovland not even on this planet?"
"Yes, yes...", Troy said, and then his tone changed. "We're going to The World Court. I'm taking you with me to make sure some breaches don't make it through on my little... vacation. Roswaesian diplomacy sent Mendeons an invitation."
Daisy gulped. Yay.
"Yes, sir", she said, gulping.
"Start packing; we're leaving soon!" Troy grumbled, and made his way out of the IT hell.

Volaworand wrote:Alan Duncan hung up the phone. "Well, at least he's not releasing the diplomatic cables in this batch."

"Call my stylist, I want him available as soon as the cabiniet meeting is over, I plan on coming out on top. With Hovland dying and this starting to hit the press, I need to make my move now."

"Yes, Minister"

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Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:We will be happy to have you here in Gaqglingbruck for your visit to The World Court! However, besides the happiness, we need to get this fixed, we have a service protection wall around the Antarctic Peninsula, preventing all signals from entering or leaving unless an emergency is to happen, your room at The Monarchist Throne Palace is finished and we are glad to have you for The World Court trial!

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:We have blocked all internet access from inside our nation to yours and nothing can be received.

Techolandia wrote:(My nation has actually been aware of your Techolandian office. My intelligence services knew about it for years, but they decided that the ability to intercept all incoming and outgoing intelligence was worth the risk. However, now that the information has been leaked, the office is going to be raided.)
*Techolandian law enforcement had secured a wide perimeter around the office. Everything was ready. Volaworand's frequency was ready to be jammed. The necessary warrants had been obtained. Techolandian intelligence workers were ready to confiscate all documents. They only had to wait for the final signal to conduct the raid. Once receiving it, they stormed the office, arresting all of the Volaworandian intelligence workers and seizing hard drives, laptops, folders of documents, back-up disks, USB drives, and more. Helicopters landed on the roof in order to allow a quicker break-in of the top floors. Now all of this had to be transmitted back to the Techolandian intelligence headquarters.*

*At other Volaworandian intelligence-affiliated sites across Techolandia, similar raids took place simultaneously. Even if iwakesheep.org had not published about most of Volaworand's sites in Techolandia yet, it would soon.*

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:The IFC Mall, Seoul

Hayashi, dressed in a black overcoat and a hat, swiftly walks into a café to meet up with Iemōto.

Volaworand.... Yes, that’s the nation. I heard they were doing some cybernetic things recently.”

“You’ve heard Iemōto... I guess news travels fast.”

“It really does...”

“Now, here are those documents you asked me for.”

He briskly hands Iemōto a blue folder that has no labels. He looks inside and nods.

“Yes, this is what I was looking for. Thank you. He won’t be able to stop us now.”

“I hope so... I really do...

Hayashi then stands up and walks out of the café slowly, not to be seen for the rest of the day.

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Volaworand wrote:The cabinet meeting had been dragging on for hours an they were no closer to a consensus. Aides keep running into the room with various issues needing attention, and it appears that Kamla worst fears had come true: the program she uncovered had leaked online, and to make it even worse, it was while the Prime Minister was incapacitated. She didn't get a chance to discuss it with Alan to see if he knew anything about it, and now the cabinet was in an uproar.

Alan Duncan, the Minister of the Interior, stood and implored the "We must get our affairs in order, without effective leadership we can't hope to ever reassure the international community's that Hovland was acting with some rouge "deep state" element in the government. We must select a leader, and we must do it now. I say we vote now."

"For violet's sake, Alan, she's dying: I don't know if she knew what was going on or not, but we all owe our careers to her. We all know Lina, she would never authorize these kinds of actions against our allies! Why are you so eager to just take her place so quickly?" Kamla implored. "I think we need to appoint a Royal Commission to investigate these actions and -"

Alan leaned toward Kamla, "No! Royal Commissions! are you joking? Those can drag on for years and never resolve anything. We need to show the people and the world that we have stability and strength first, and then we can investigate Hovland's crimes."

"Crimes! Alan, how can you convict her so quickly, we don't even know if these reports are true," chimed in Alastair Dickson, Minister of Defence and Security. "I agree that we need strong leadership, which is why I am the right choice. The military loves me, and unlike you two, I haven't been making us the laughing stock of the South Pacific."

Now that isn't fair," Kamla interjected "I've been keeping our relations with Midand alive during this visit. Alan's the one who keeps jumping in front of every camera keeping the story going. If you just would say no comment like the rest of us this would have never blown up like this. Besides, Alan, if anyone should have known what was happening it would be the Minister of the Interior and I think should have known -"

"Look folks we need to vote, there's 8 of us, so 5 votes gets you the spot at the head of the table. Hey you! Get all the staff out of the room and bring us some blank sheets of paper - we are voting now!"

Staff and bureaucrats scurried out of the room, Alan's staff dropping some ballots with each of the 8 cabinet ministers on them. His chief of staff lingered.

Alan turned and yelled "I said get OUT!"

"Yes Minister"

Techganet wrote:“Where’s the President? He should be in his office right now!”

Looking for me, James?

“Sorry.”

Update me.

“Volaworand launched a few cyberattacks, and amount of nations affected is unprecedented.”

Hmm. Still no contact with the Government?

“No. I believe Hovland is incapacitated and is depending on life support.”

Wow. I pray for her.
For now, disable all web traffic from Volaworand. Total shutdown of communications and interaction.

“Are you sure you want to do that?”

I’m always sure.

Yes, Mr President.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Hayashi sits down in his new tea house, not too far from the Blue House.

"Ahh.... Hanguk-Nippon truly does make world-class tea. Hands down."

He puts down his cup on the table gently. Across from him sits Iemōto, who is casually sipping tea while looking outside.

"What's the matter?" Hayashi asks. "Nothing, I'm just.... Thinking about the empire's accomplishments and future."

"Ah, don't think about those type of things for now. Enjoy your life while it lasts."

Iemōto sweats for a second but then forgets about it. "Anyway, I received note that Techganet just cut all incoming web traffic from Volaworand."

"Really...? I'm not surprised. I wonder when Midand and the other countries will follow suit?"

"Who knows, sir. Certainly, this is something we can hop in on somehow."

"I hope so." Hayashi quietly says. "You've been saying that a lot recently.... A lot about hope, and the ultimate goal." Iemōto says with a slightly puzzled face.

"Who knows when I need to stop.... Maybe I can't." He takes one last sip of tea. "I think it's just you worrying too much!" Iemōto sighs happily.

"You think so...? I sure don't. Rather, I'm concerned with many things. I recently received word of Lee Yong-Jung's Insurance Corporation skyrocket.... Another questionable figure in domestic politics. Oh, and the economy! Everything is booming, but we need to establish the largest foothold in our foreign bases. We can't let others take it away from us."

Hayashi says sternly and with vigor. "Well good sir, I may have the key." Iemōto pulls out some documents and some business cards. "These here, are the contracting agreements with the Imperial Diet, and these cards are of major Hanguk-Nipponese corporations with huge presences in foreign countries."

"Let me see....." He stares at them closely, reading each line and memorizing each name, address, and number. "Yes. This will make things better.... In the economy at least."

Iemōto smiles. "I knew these would cheer you up!"

Hayashi nods. "Yes.... Shall we go back in?"

Iemōto nods and they both clean up and walk back to the Blue House.

Midand wrote:Cherry Menwen sat comfortably in the plane and let the soft whirr of the engines calm her down.
The visit was over.
She...wasn't exactly impressed. She took a sip of Midandian Husky Wine and looked out at the fluffy clouds. She took this time to think.
Volaworand was Midand's closest ally, and they and Hanguk-Nippon and Techganet had done wonderful things together.
She longed for the days when politics were simpler. When she was able to visit her family more often...
Her Assistant Minister of Foreign Affairs Dellers Geldon plopped down in the seat next to her, holding a dossier.
"What is it now?" Cherry grumbled, angry that her thoughts were interrupted.
Dellers paused. "Yeah, there's been a Volaworandian press conference and...Hovland's dying."
Cherry's interest wasn't too piqued. "It's probably just a sham to knock the media off her back."
"Yeah, I thought that too", Dellers said, and slipped the dossier into his case. He was about to get up and return to his seat when Cherry spoke up.
"About Volaworand...", Cherry started, "and don't get me wrong, this is just off the top of my head."
Dellers nodded and sat back down.
"I was thinking...after we read all that info in the dossier and saw what Volaworand had become, and the cyberattacks, and what crap the ISU's been up to...are we still allies?"
Dellers paused. He was evidently surprised but was expecting it.
Cherry continued, "Our trust and friendship has been broken and mending it doesn't seem to be on the agenda. Volaworand may have been an excellent partner to have back then but...they've changed."
"So...you're saying you want to sever ties with them?" Dellers asked.
"Not yet. I want to see what further...fun...they come up with", Cherry responded. "But, Techganet has cut all web traffic from them. We should follow suit. That should send them some sort of warning. Trading and SPARTA can continue because we need a bit of a boost to the economy at this time."
She paused to take a dainty sip of wine.
Dellers nodded. "Yes. But...what will Mendeons think?"
"I'll send him an email. He might not like it...but this is the truth", Cherry said sadly. "Midand is sending a delegation to The World Court with Roswaesian diplomacy to discuss the matter. We can bring the issue up then."
Dellers nodded one more time and got out of his seat.
Cherry put her head back to the window and watched them soar through the clouds.

Volaworand wrote:The room was quiet. Multiple rounds of voting of the past several hours had narrowed the field for Acting Prime Minister to three potential ministers.

As the Minister of Education, the elderly Rosie DeBosse, slowly unfolded ballots and stacked them on the table, it became clear that cabinet was still divided.

"Well that's it: Three votes for Alan Duncan, three votes for Kamla Patelwill, and two votes for Alistair Dickson. We still don't have a winner."

The Minister of the Interior, Alan Duncan stretched back in his chair. "We've I suggest we take a short break, say 15 minutes? Alistair, care to come out with me for a cigarette?"

The two headed outside, chatting like the two college chums they were.

Kamla cornered a couple of the remaining ministers "Look, we can't simply accept these leaks as genuine. The Volaworand I know would never stab our allies in the back like this. I know it and you know it: I can make sure Midand Techganet Hanguk-Nippon and even this sham world court will know it, too. I know I can. I've been doing a lot of digging and while I admit it doesn't look good there's just something that isn't right here. I need your support so Alan can't keep stonewalling me from digging further. We need be as transparent as possible."

A secretary breezes into the room, carrying tea service on a tray "We have a real treat today. A new tea blend imported from Hanguk-Nippon."

Breaking away from Kamla, Rosie made a bee-line for the tea. "Oh I can't get enough of this. I'll take a cup, dear."

"Yes Minister."

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Hanguk-Nippon Announces the 1st International Tea Convention!

Ever since the dawn of humanity, tea has been a staple in world beverage. To celebrate this drink, the Hanguk-Nipponese Imperial Diet has decided to open up the 1st International Tea Convention in Kyoto.

The Hanguk-Nipponese Government hopes that this will show the greatness of Hanguk-Nipponese tea culture to the world.

Volaworand wrote:Alan took a deep drag of his cigarette and looked the Minister of Defence and Security up and down. "Look Alistair, I know that this whole iwakesheep thing is going to land on someone, and if you were to drop out, I would be a position to protect you. You know that if Kamla gets the big chair, she's going to dig up everything, and you are the Minister responsible after all."

"But that's crazy, Hovland's the one who signed off on everything! She never involved my department at all. I've already got Justice digging into how the ISU got off their leash. I'm not taking the fall for this!" protested Alistair.

"I know, but you know how Kamla is, once she gets into something she won't give this up. Now if you were to support me for Prime Minister, we could control the investigation, and I'm sure you'd come out clean."

"But is that even legal? You know the Department of Justice reports to me, but it's an arms length department," Alistair looks off into the dawn. "I can't direct the investigation, could I?"

Alan knew he had found his opponents weak spot. "Well, if you had a friendly face in the Prime Minister's chair, I'm sure a few administrative orders could make Justice more 'responsive' to your wishes. All you have to is drop out and throw your support to me."

"I don't know Alan, we really need to game this out. Kamla's gonna bring it all out, whoever helped Hovland do this is gonna wish they were never born."

"My sources say Midand behind all this. And don't worry about Kamla. Once I'm Prime Minister I can send her off to this Roswaesian diplomacy's 'World Court' as our representative. Not much information she can get while in Gaqglingbruck, besides what we decide to send her." Alan took a drag from his cigarete, sizing up his rival.

"Oh that is brilliant, Alan. We just might make it through this. And I get to keep my post in cabinet?"

"Of course Alistair, I'm on your side. I'm doing this so I can protect you. So can I count on you to do the right thing when we get back in there?"

"Yes, Acting Prime Minister."

Our story continues in Part II: Dawn breaks
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Volaworand is rocked by crisis at home and abroad. Prime Minister Hovland is barely alive, the victim of poisoning by unknown actors; and her cabinet has gone through a protracted turf war to determine her successor. Meanwhile, in the midst of a diplomatic visit by Midand investigating the treatment of refugees, the IWakeSheep leaks have shattered Volaworand's reputation with revelations the ISU spy agency has been conducting hostile actions in friendly, allied nations. The World Court is building a case against Volaworand while the nation is in disarray.

Volaworand wrote:Kamla Patwill and her assistant Geri were packing files. Having lost the vote, Kamla had to listen to the directives of the the new Acting Prime Minister, Alan Duncan who was sending her to Gaqglingbruck to speak to the 'World Court' to update them on what the investigations were uncovering.

"I think he's just trying to shut me out Geri. Yes this Hovland thing stinks, but I know there's something more. Did we get the mining data?"

"No not yet, I'm having trouble." said Geri, while trying to squeeze a change of clothing into the Minister's swelling bags "I guess the Interior Ministry is focused on anything Hovland signed, I can't seem to get anything else out of them. Heels or Flats?"

"Flats, no... heels. Can't you get both packed? Have the team stay on it Geri, but don't let them know this is related, just tell them I need background data for a potential trade deal or something. Meanwhile I have a special job for you."

"What's that Minister?" asked Geri as she managed to get bag zipped shut.

"You need to pack a bag of your own Geri."

"Am I accompanying you to Gaqglingbruck, Minister?" Geri looked confused.

Kamla shook her head. "No Geri, you need to go to the Tea Convention in Kyoto. I need you to back channel with Techganet and Hanguk-Nippon. I think we are going to need help and with the Internet getting blocked I need outside eyes and ears. Can you do it Geri?"

"Yes Minister"

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Techganet wrote:Have you gotten my stuff from the bunker?

“Yes.”

Alright.
Back to work. Bring in the in-tray.

Oh lord.
I thought you’d said it would be done by the 763 ‘secretaries and assistant secretaries’?

“Oh, um, yeah, about that.
They all lost their jobs.”

What?! When I said the civil service needed slimming, I never said cut it off entirely! How did that happen?

“It’s a complicated story.
Hey, at least you have me.”

But you can’t do all the work can you?

“I guess not.”

Do you know the situation in Hovland’s government?

“They’re having a vote among the ministers who will be the next PM.”

And Hovland?

“To put it frankly she’s dying.”

Lord. Her situation can’t get any worse can it?

“At least the government is still intact.”

I guess so.

“By the way, Volaworand is being put up on the World Court.”

For?

“Well, it’s about that thing I said a day ago.
I didn’t elaborate so please let me.
A website by the name of iwakesheep.org leaked several confidential documents from Volaworand’s ISU, and they’re pretty disconcerting.”

“Ohm, somebody’s comi-

(The Secretary of the Interior Security barges in...)
“Ahilm, we have just received information that hackers from Volaworand’s Intelligence Service Unit were targeting Swift devices HERE IN TECHGANET.”

WHAT?!

“It’s severe. Their hackers are using the devices for surveillance. SURVEILLANCE! Take a look at our report.”

The revelations in the documents include:
ISU hackers targeted smartphones and computers produced by Swift Devices, based in Techganet.

The ISU, based at the Orcadas Military Base, also has a covert office in the Techolandia which covers the eastern portion of the South Pacific.

A programme called Weeping Angel describes how to attack a Swift F8000 TV set so that it appears to be off but can still be used for monitoring.

Those damn bastards. Are they asking for a war?
Bring in Swift’s security chief tomorrow, will you.

“Alright.”

(Personal Secretary)
“Are there others involved?”

I think so. Techolandia, and....
Nova Montron.....

As always, deny, deflect, and avoid questions until everyone forgets what happened.
Not for me.

Send a delegation to the World Court to put another case on Volaworand. I’ll discuss the details later with them.

“Should I contact other countries?”

Right now? I don’t know.
We can’t really trust anybody.
Volaworand is out of the question, Techolandia is just too far away, our communications with Roswaesia is being repaired, and Midand is being too suspicious for us to trust them.
I guess we can contact Hanguk-Nippon. Get them on the line. I want to see if they have any deeper information on this situation and if they can help us. I want to Volaworand to see my wrath.

Uhh, yes, Mr President.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Hayashi receives a call from Techganet while he shifts through some documents. He then checks some calendars before he answers.

“Hello?”

Techganet wrote:Good evening, Mr Hayashi. Or morning. Or afternoon. Or which ever it is over there.

I’m calling to see if you have any more crucial information on the Volaworand leak. We’re putting up a case against Volaworand on the World Court.

If you don’t have any information on them, we could still work together to look deeper into their ISU. Who knows, they might be hiding something else.

Let’s just say, if you decide to go ahead with our ‘co-operation’, that this joint secret operation in Volaworand that we could embark on would never happen.

Techolandia wrote:My intelligence has detected Volaworandian intelligence attempting to bypass the firewall by sending encrypted signals masquerading as signals sent by the health system and other entities allowed to continue using the internet. I think that you should require all internet traffic sent to be unencrypted in order to be able to block illegal traffic like traffic of Volaworand's intelligence agencies but not traffic from allowed sources.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:"Hmmm....... Alright. Let's see what we can find. I don't have much information for you, but my government suspects that a power outage in the Miyoo Gasan area might be their fault."

Techganet wrote:Interesting. Well, since you've agreed, can we schedule a meeting tomorrow evening, if possible?

I think we'd be a great team.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:"I think so too. Tomorrow evening it is."

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:The First International Tea Convention Begins!

The first ITCB has begun in Kyōto, where tea makers, companies, or just anybody who likes tea comes to learn more and taste the world's drink.

Everybody here has come to buy, sell, and show off their own specialized tea. Branded or not, the popularity contest will be a battleground for all exhibitors.

The government has also come to sponsor this. People suspect that there will be some visitors Volaworand, but with all the recent tensions and scandals, some people may have developed a suspicion about them.

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Volaworand wrote:Kamla hit redial on her phone for the sixth time in as many minutes. "Come on Geri, put down your fracking tea and pick up the phone"

Again, the phone just rang and rang. "Damn! I have to go before this World Court session and I need to know what she has been able to find out from our allies during the Tea conference… I don't know the information from home is giving me the whole picture. Why won't she pick up the phone!"

A bureaucrat interrupts. "The assembly is waiting on you Minister Patelwill."

Kamla sighed, "I suppose there's no more way delaying this any longer. You can let them know I'm coming in now."

"Yes, Minister"

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Volaworand wrote:latest news from the Volaworand Newswire:

Vil Mirzayanov, 83, said he had no doubt that Midandian President Hondunurs Mendeons was responsible, given that Midand maintains tight control over its Midand Tranquilizer Dart Production Co.'s dioxin stockpile and that the agent is too complicated for a non-state actor to have weaponized.

“Mendeons, like all criminals, all the time is denying - it doesn’t mean anything,” Mirzayanov said in an interview in his home in Faraday, Volaworand, where he has lived in exile for more than a year.

Prime Minister Hovland, the driving force behind the Midand Terms of Surrender after the South Pacific Cold War, is fighting for her life since she collapsed after delivering a slurred and bizarre rambling speech, having been poisoned with Dioxin, according to Volaworand authorities.

Acting Prime Minister Alan Duncan said that it was “highly likely” that Midand was behind the attack. "We have concrete evidence that the Midand state was involved, has refused to share technical information about the poisoning with our scientists, and is bent on discrediting Volaworand before the World Court with baseless and trumped up charges."

Duncan gave Midand a midnight deadline to explain how their toxin showed up in Prime Minister Hovland's system right after Midand's delegation arrived in Volaworand. Cherry Menwen, Midand's foreign minister recently ended her official visit to Volaworand and refused to participate in the closing Joint Media Availability before departing abruptly late Saturday.

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Midand wrote:It was a good day at first.
Leader Hondunurs Mendeons actually accepted his morning coffee, and the barista smiled and gave him a quick wink.
But when he opened up the news...
He was close to spitting out a mouthful of whipped cream.

Only Midand could be behind PM Hovland poisoning: toxin's co-developer

His face went absolutely red, and he could tell the entire cafe got the news too. The Ministers and Parliament members were silent, and then the debates started.
Hondunurs quickly made his way out the chaos and stormed into his office early. His secretary was an absolute mess, as her phone was ringing non-stop and she was typing furiously on her computer.
The media was having a feeding frenzy.
He motioned for her to actually take a break and she quickly scurried out of the office without even turning everything off.
He slammed his bum in his chair and immediately called his Public Relations officer.
"What is the goddamn meaning of this?!" he yelled into the phone. He quickly caught himself and regained his composure. "Sorry...I'm just stressed. What happened?"
"Erm...it's Duncan, sir", his PR officer said timidly. "He accused us of attempting to kill Hovland and of us simply being pricks to them."
Hondunurs silently sighed. "Get me an interview. I want to give him a piece of my mind. Inform Menwen that we might be - "
"Yeah...about that. She's been cooped up in her office all day and is not taking any calls."
"What?! What is she doing in there?!"
"We don't know but...there's talk amongst the Parliament that she wants to sever ties with Volaworand. She's been chatting up representatives all day yesterday."
Hondunurs paused and looked outside. Protests were going to brew soon and he knew as soon as he walked out of the building he was going to get hit with a media-tsunami.
What was this chaos?

Midand wrote:

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Volaworand wrote:Geri was on the looking for the booth from of Techganet at the 1st International Tea Convention in Hanguk-Nippon.

She stopped by one of the 1500 booths, trying out the Yōjōki Brand Tea. A camera crew bustled by, filming the crowds. "Hmmm... not bad, kinda sweet even. I miss the bitter Volaworandian Moss Tea from home. I hope I find the right people here so I can get back home." She smiled as she thought of the dawn breaking back home and really wanted to get back in time for the sunrise.

She noticed the black stars and red flag over the booth from Techganet and knew she had found the right place. She took a seat and sipped her tea, watching for any official who might be from the Techganet Department of the Economy.

"I just hope they will listen: Volawoand's future might just depend on it."

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:The security camera scans the scene, finding various people including Ichiro Yu-Jong, a young impressionable man from Kagawa Prefecture, and the Minister of Education in a suit. Ichiro is walking around the corner of a booth when he notices Geri looking around quickly.

He pauses for a second, thinks, sips some Shōki Tea, and walks over.

He taps her shoulder. "Erm, hello. I couldn't help noticing you there. Just standing there looking back and forth and side to side."

Volaworand wrote:"Oh hello" Geri said, taken aback. "I like people watching: you never know what kind of interesting folks and interesting news you will find. Oh where are my manners, I'm Geri Gatwin, I work in the Volaworand Foreign Affairs Department. And who might you be?"

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:"I'm Ichiro Yu-Jong. The Minister of Education of Hanguk-Nippon. We're issuing new Hanguk-Nipponese language textbooks. I'm just here to spread the news.... But.... isn't standing here for several hours just odd...? You've got the First ITC right here!"

He turns around and flings his arms out to the convention.

Volaworand wrote:Geri smiled. "Oh you are part of the Emperor's administration. Congratulations on such a wonderful event. It's so wonderful to meet you. I was actually hoping to run into officials from your government, and hopefully Techganet as well."

A camera crew breezed through the crowd again.

Geri set down her tea. "This is certainly a successful convention, and I assume you must be busy. I have some information about the recent fake news you might have heard concerning Volaworand. Is there any time you might be free to meet privately, perhaps at the restaurant at the Mitsui Garden Hotel around 9pm?"

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:"Oh. I actually do have time today."

He looks at his watch. "Yes, 9pm can do. But anyway, what about the fake news.... Wait, fake news.... What."

Volaworand wrote:Geri passed Ichiro her business card. "I'll be able to talk more freely without so many eyes on us. I'll make a reservation for three, in case you can bring a counterpart from Techganet. I really wish I could say more now, but suffice to say I have information both of your governments will want to know."

"I apologize for monopolizing your time Minister. I really want to pick up some Gyokuro to take home with me. I will see you later tonight. Thank-you so much."

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:He waves bye.

"See you!"

He then looks at the card. "Oh you didn't take that long...." he says to himself.

"Hmm.... Yes, Minami Brand......"

He purchases a tea box and walks around the convention.

Techganet wrote:This was Jeri’s first deployment as Economy Secretary, and it looks like it will be an easy first day on the job.

He was smiling broadly, from cheek to cheek, as he got to taste the varieties of teas at the International Tea Convention in Hanguk-Nippon. He had always adored drinking tea, as he started drinking it from a young age.

Don’t you think this booth is a bit..... umm.....
extravagant?

“Of course not! Just look at the other booths.
We all look the same! The difference is just the flags.” the Techanerean representative for the convention said as the Economy Secretary took a look at the range of teas available.

Ah - Lymnfreeiaie Kscherukf tea. One of the marvellous wonders of Lymnfrees.

Wait, is that Geri?

“I don’t know who she is, but I’m guessing she’s bad news.”

I never said that......
She’s approaching me.
I think she wants to backchannel with me.

I better call the President and see if I should talk to her.

“Do you have his number? I need it for uhh, personal reasons.”

The Secretary rolled his eyes and made the call.

Hello Ahilm!

“Hello. What’s this all about?”

I see Geri from Volaworand over there. I think she’s approaching me. Should I talk to her to discuss all of the crap that’s been going?

“I guess so. There’s no other way of communication between us and them since we cut off the web traffic than to meet them in person. Go ahead. Talk to her.”

Alright, thanks.

The Secretary starts approaching Geri....

Midand wrote:You are stopped by a person tapping you on the shoulder.
She is a female in a blue coat with a business card...for the Midandian Ministry of Security. She shoves it into your hand and jogs off back into the convention.
On the back, it reads: "Meet in the private lounge in 1 hour. Important. National security."

Techganet wrote:The Secretary was utterly confused.
Rightfully so.

Ma’am, wait! Wait!
Huh. Strange.
National security? Whose security?
In one hour? I have to be back by then!
I’ll just have to call back home.

Hello again!

“What is it now, Jeri?”

I’ll be back late. It’s a matter of “national security.”

“National security? What?”

I’ll explain it when I get back. Goodbye!

The Secretary continues to approach Geri, with a confused look on her face.....

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:*Security camera zooms in*

Volaworand wrote:Geri spotted the new Economy Secretary from Techganet coming her way. Kamla was right to send her to this International Tea Convention in Hanguk-Nippon. It was the perfect way to connect with the foreign governments that had severed internet connections with Volaworand.

She smiled broadly and extended her hand. "Oh hello Mr Secretary. It's so nice to run into you. This convention is certainly busy. I was just on my way out but I was wondering if you would have some time to meet with myself and Minister of Education of Hanguk-Nippon.. I have a reservation at the restaurant at the Mitsui Garden Hotel at 9pm. I think your government will want to hear the information I have to share."

Volaworand wrote:A bottle which once contained Dioxin was found in the hotel rooms used by Midand Foreign Affairs Minister Cherry Menwen

"A small bottle was recovered during searches of Cherry Menwen's hotel in Faraday," counter-terrorism police said in a statement. "Scientists have now confirmed to us that the substance contained within the bottle is Dioxin."

More tests were being carried out to try to establish whether it was from the same batch that infected PM Hovland and inquiries were under way to establish where the bottle came from, the statement added. Police say they would like to question Ms Menwen to try to determine why she had the bottle in her hotel.

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Volaworand wrote:Geri was wired on all the tea she had drank at the International Tea Convention. Now that she was back at her hotel she finally had a few moments alone to check her phone. 17 missed calls from her boss, Kamal Patelwill, Minister of External Affairs. "Well this can't be good, I better give her call."

"Yes it's Geri. Yes, I have a meeting with Techganet's Economy Secretary and Hanguk-Nippon's Minister of Education tonight."

Kamla was pleased. "Do you think they will investigate our suspicions about Techolandia?"

"I can't say, Minister. We only spoke briefly, but a meeting is a good first step. How is it going at the World Court?"

"Honestly Geri, the only information I'm getting from home is about Midand being behind the poisoning of PM Hovland. I don't know if Duncan is serious about investigating the ISU leaks at all."

"And how is the Prime Minister doing, any news?"

"The latest cable says they placed her in a medically induced coma: I don't think it will be long. She's the only one who could explain all this, I just don't understand all this. She was never a type to get her hands dirty, I just don't see how she could have done all this alone. Something doesn't smell right."

"Well Minister, it sure worked out well for Minister Duncan, I mean, Acting Prime Minister Duncan, don't you think?"

"Geri, what are you suggesting?"

"Well think about it, who's benifiting most from all this mess?"

"Besides Techolandia? Oh my goodness, Geri you don't think ... no he couldn't. Do you really suspect he could he be behind all this?"

"Yes, Minister"

Techolandia wrote:I am not actually benefiting from your actions. I am benefiting from the revelation of your actions because your actions hurt me by straining my ties with Roswaesian diplomacy, but the fact that your cybercrimes have been revealed has allowed Roswaesian diplomacy to realize that many of the wedge issues were not my fault, so our relations are better again, but they would not have been strained in the first place if you had not committed cybercrimes.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Ichiro waits.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:THE ROSWAESIAN GOVERNMENT

Lake Grabernegg, Frajigsburg District, Roswaesia, has noticed a Volaworandian military chopper flying in Roswaesian air force illegally, we have recently just removed it, and revealed the military personnel flying the chopper, we are investigating right as of now, a couple more were found deploying to Techolandia.

Midand wrote:Cherry Menwen sat at her office with another Foreign Affairs representative, the 15th one today. Her blood flowed with caffeine and her hair might've as well had never even been done today.
She hurriedly sent him off and locked the door again. She rubbed her tired eyes and sat back down at her desk. She finally had around 10 minutes to herself, which she took to refill the coffee pot in her office and apathetically scroll through her laptop through the news.
As "Yep, still the same garbage the Times is pumping out...huh, looks like Mendeons got mad...", she said to herself, until she came across some specific news articles from Volaworand
"What the...?"
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She spat her coffee back into her mug, scrolling furiously through the article. There was no hope now, the media would surely have gobbled it up by this point.
She put her head down.
While there may have been some things worthy of Volaworandian condemnation, this was surely too far.
This was the last straw. No more should the Volaworandian government be tolerated. She sent her secretary to make a call to Mendeons and notify him of this...predicament.
She picked up her phone and dialed up her department.
"I want two agents to get some representative from Techganet and Hanguk-Nippon and tell them about some...info, in whatever way possible. An email will come later."
She put the phone down before the person on the other end even got to respond.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Midand, Volaworand, Hanguk-Nippon, Nova Montron, Techolandia

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Midand wrote:Volaworand
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Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Techganet, Techolandia, Midand, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand,

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Techganet wrote:I would love to, but I'm not sure if I will be able to make it, I have to go meet with Midand in an hour. I don't know who, but I'm pretty sure it's important.
He pauses.....

You know what, I think you have something important to share.
Besides, I have an hour anyway.
Where's Hanguk-Nippon's Minister?

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Ichiro taps your shoulder. “I’m right here. I’ve been waiting for some time.”

He looks over to Geri and smiles.

“Nice to see you again Geri. Anyway, how was the Tea Convention?”

Techganet wrote:Oh, it's going very well. Your country's booth was one of the best, in my opinion.

So, what are we going to talk about?

Volaworand wrote:Geri fumbled with her many tea packages. "Oh yes, this is by far the best convention I've attended all year. Such a wide and diverse collection of nations coming together peacefully to celebrate their wonderful goods. It is truly inspiring. I'm glad to have a chance to speak to both of you. As you know there has been some very inflammatory news leaking from this IWakeSheep website. We have no idea where the site is getting it's information, or even where it is based, but our investigation suggests it is a false flag operation of Technolandia. They clearly wanted to shift the blame for their breakdown in relations with the Roswaesian State, and are setting up Volaworand as the nation to pin the blame on. They clearly have the technological know how to fake these IP addresses, and claim to be providing evidence from all over the South Pacific... just how is it that they are monitoring so many nations?"

"We do indeed apologise, and admit there was a rouge element within the ISU operating without proper oversight, but we have taken immediate steps to shut thatdown and will bring the wrong doers to justice. But, all this supposed 'evidence' that Technolandia is providing is faked: We know that these operations were shut down months ago, and with so many nations erecting firewalls to cut off Volaworand, do they really expect the world to believe that these attacks are still coming from Volaworand. It's completely preposterious! After the news broke about our supposed office in their nation, they claim to have been keeping tabs on it and other sites for years... we assure you there were no other sites: Their exaggerated claims are clearly a false flag operation to exploit these leaks for their own ends."

Geri took a deep breath. "The problem we are having is that we need outside nations to investigate, since our ability to investigate is now severely hampered. And with the assassination attempt by Midand's foreign affairs minister on our Prime Minister, well I hope you can understand that our nation is focusing on this terrorist attacks."

As a show of good faith we will privately provide each of your nations a complete collection of the ISU activities in your nations: we don't know exactly what this iwakesheep site has, and we are concerned they may have diplomatic cables and notes. We regret how this has impacted your nations and our new Acting Prime Minister Duncan is already putting new oversight in place to prevent our spy agency from ever doing anything like this again. But we need your governments to understand, Technolandia is exploting and exaggerating this situation for their own benefit. I implore you, please take these files and our hopes that your great nations will dig into this matter further."

"We urge you be wary of the information from Technolandia, and conduct your own investigations. I am certain that some of this will come out at the ongoing World Court meeting, We are opening our doors wide to the world and we only want the complete truth to come out. I will be here for the entire duration of the Tea convention, and ask that if you wish to communicate privately with our Minister of External Afaairs, I will be happy to be a conduit for you to speak frankly outside of the usual diplomatic channels."

Techganet wrote:Technolandia?
Hmm...

I hear what you say.
I'll bring this matter up to the President and see if we can bring down the case against your country and reinstate the web traffic that we blocked.
He's the type of fellow to be easily persuaded, but that's on certain circumstances.
Mind if the three of us go up to the private lounge for some personal talk?
It would be easier since I have to meet a Midand delegation of some sort in the lounge.

Volaworand wrote:"Certainly Mr Secretary! I am so full of tea today, I might need to try something stronger. I hope they have some Volaworandian SPIT. Will you join us Minister Ichiro?"

Volaworand wrote:Alan Duncan's first day facing the Volaworandian Parliament included some testy exchanges between the Acting Prime Minister and the opposition.

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Techganet wrote:Meanwhile in the President's office, with the head of the National Security Council......

So, the report that you published a year ago, was it mean-

His Secretary barges in once again.......
Ah, James, good to see you almost an hour late. Run into any crazy old ladies again?

"Apologies, Mr President. I had to do some errands for my wife."

Good to know you care for your family.
Anyway, I hear that Jeri wanted to talk to me about something?

"Ah yes, you know when he called you about Geri? Yeah, he talked about bringing down the case on the World Court and reinstating the web traffic to Volaworand."

Why?

"Well, Geri told him that this is all a false flag created by Techolandia, and that they wanted to shift the blame for the deteriorating relations with the Roswaesian State."

The President reaches for his coffee.....

He takes a sniff, only to find something very interesting......

Ugh, this coffee smells weird.

He looks down into his cup, and to his horror......

What in the heavens? There is green goop stirring around in my coffee!

(Head of the NSC)

"Let me take a look at that," he says as he assesses the color and smell of the unknown substance.

"Poison."

Good heavens.

"I think you've just avoided an assassination attempt."

Silence. That was all there was in the room.

President Ahilm Abchoy was rightfully shocked to know that he could've had a similar fate as his predecessor.
A million things were rushing through his mind, and all other important work was thrown out of his thinking space.
The three of them just stood there, waiting for a change in the environment in His Excellency's office.

G-g-get-get our tea ladies in......

"Yes, Mr President."

Techganet wrote:Jeri remembers.

Oh uhm,

He stutters as he takes too long of eye contact with the woman.

Of course, and the meeting with Midand, uh, it's just a meeting about our trade. Nothing, uh haha, too special.

It was clear and obvious that something suspicious was going on.
Jeri decided that the only way to avoid this awkward interaction was to leave all together, leaving Ichiro and Geri utterly confused, and having Ichiro no chance to respond.

Midand wrote:The woman sighs and shakes her head.
"Just remember the meeting. Bring Volaworandian records if you can."
She walks off back into the crowd, and disappears.

Volaworand wrote:After Members of Parliament asked about the completely untrue and false reports of military action in Roswaesia and Techolandia during Question Period, Minister of Defence & Security Alastair Dickson has vehemently denied that Volaworand even has troops that could even reach such far flung corners of the globe and demands that The Roswaesian Government immediately retract such a false and inflammatory report.

He further contends that that Roswaesian diplomacy has shown itself to be biased against Volaworand and must immediately either recuse itself from presiding over the World Court investigation or dismiss the charges and rescind the internet access sanctions it has encourages nations impose on Volaworand without benefit of due process.

His fiery speech in Parliament today has been picked up by the Volaworandian press, who are now questioning the very legitimacy of the World Court itself.

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Volaworand wrote:EDITORS NOTE: Kamla Patelwill is Volaworand's Minister of External Affairs, currently presenting our nations case at the World Court. In an unprecedented break with parliamentary tradition, she has written this op-ed publicly disagreeing with her cabinet college.

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Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:page=dispatch/id=1102195

We have opened the World Court to a more fair environment, nations can now submit requests to enter in as a chair on the world court to decide on trials, and they can review/testify, this court is ran by Hanguk-Nippon, Techolandia, Nova Montron, Roswaesia, Techganet, and other nations that intend on submitting chair requests, the court is very fair at the moment and is wholely officially democratic. (Volaworand)

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:page=dispatch/id=1102217

We thank you for clearing everything up Volaworand, issuing this message shall clear up tensions that are stirring up but some of our Parliamentarians are going to blast Dickson via the media, this could result in him being brought up for questioning on the current day situation at The World Court.

Midand wrote:Jerry Cordan, the Midandian Minister of Economic Affairs had a little pep in his step as he went back to his office. Binders and papers were in his hand filled with detailed schematics and plans for the International Trade Corridor Program. He could smell the bloodthirsty media from a mile away and immediately made a beeline for the secret entrance to the Capitol to avoid their rampage.
Sure, the pressure of the entire Volaworand crisis was mostly on Mendeons and Menwen, but he was stressed too. The announcement to "alleviate the stress" of the Program did nothing to help. And now the pressure was on him about his stance on the situation and rumors that Midand would be cutting ties with them, especially economically.
As he emerged from the hallway and immediately made his way to his office, a Foreign Affairs worker stopped him and shoved a laptop into his hands.
"Hey, what's this?" he asked, turning it on. "I've had a busy day and if it's just a file, leave it in my bin."
"No, this is more important. Menwen wants you in an hour", he said, and he made his way back to the Foreign Affairs department.
The laptop turned on to a full document, with "Rollback of Volaworandian Alliance - Financial Affairs" in bold right on the first page.
Cordan gasped.
"So the rumors are true then..."

Volaworand wrote:Latest IWakeSheep release shows how ISU itself was hacked by a party that used computer code to hide the origins of its own attacks and 'disguise them as Volaworandian activity'

IWakeSheep published 676 source code files today from the Vault 10 files. IWakeSheep claims the Vault 10 files come from the Intelligence Services Unit (ISU), Volaworand's external spy agency.

It says the ISU detected its own hacking attempts were being cloned by a third party to make additional attacks appear as though those responsible were Volaworandian.

IWakeSheep has published files which it claims show the ISU went to great lengths to investigate the hacking of its own systems and internal discussion suggested Techolandia or Midand's cyber defence agencies as the likely counter hackers.

The 676 files released today are part of IWakeSheep's Vault 10 tranche of files and they claim to give an insight into the ISU's response to an attack by so-called Marble software, which can forensically disguise viruses, trojans and hacking attacks.

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The sakhalinsk empire wrote:ANNOUNCEMENT:
Supreme Leader Markus Yevonov has announced that he will NOT repeal the Treaty of Brisbane, and thus continues to hold Queensland and Antarctica (Australian and French claims).

Volaworand wrote:Volaworand notes with amusement the fake news being spread by "the failing NOVOSTI! news" which is completely misrepresenting the territory of Volaworand. Our lands are what was previously a British Overseas Territory incorporated as the British Antarctic Territory. (the region south of 60°S latitude and between longitudes 20°W and 80°W forming a wedge shape that extends to the South Pole. ) Our territory does not and never has overlapped with Australian and French claims.

Volaworand would be happy to develop a bilateral diplomatic recognition of our respective territories if you so wish: it could be the first step to developing an Antarctic Council ensuring the peaceful stewardship of our shared continent. We have no imperialist intentions to expand outside our territory.

The South Atlantic Conflict
The South Atlantic Conflict, (Spanish: Guerra del Atlántico Sur), was a ten-week war between Argentina and the United Kingdom over three British overseas territories in the South Atlantic: the Falkland Islands, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands and the British Antarctic Territory(BAT). It began on Friday, 2 April 1982, when Argentina invaded and occupied the Falkland Islands (and, the following day, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands) in an attempt to establish the sovereignty it had claimed over them. On 5 April, the British government dispatched a naval task force to engage the Argentine Navy and Air Force before making an amphibious assault on the islands. A small military forces seized control of Argentine research stations in the BAT. The conflict lasted 74 days and ended with the Argentine surrender on 14 June 1982, restoring the islands British control and accepting the British military presence in BAT. In total, 649 Argentine military personnel, 255 British military personnel, and three Falkland Islanders died during the hostilities.

The conflict was a major episode in the protracted confrontation over the territories' sovereignty. Argentina asserted (and maintains) that the islands are Argentine territory, and the Argentine government thus characterized its military action as the reclamation of its own territory. The British government regarded the action as an invasion of a territory that had been a Crown colony since 1841. Falkland Islanders, who had inhabited the islands since the early 19th century, are predominantly descendants of British settlers, favored British sovereignty. Neither state officially declared war, although both governments declared the South Atlantic Areas a war zone. Hostilities were almost exclusively limited to the territories under dispute.

As a result of the conflict, Britain maintained a military force in all three territories, and forces at home began pressing for development to justify the expenditure. Britain expanded scientific missions, allowed limited mineral exploration in BAT and placed a small military base in the territory. Diplomatic relations between the United Kingdom and Argentina were restored in 1989 following a meeting in Madrid, at which the two governments issued a joint statement. No change in either country's position regarding the sovereignty of the Falkland Islands was made explicit. Argentine research stations were allowed to reopen in BAT after Argentina withdrew it claim over the sector.
As the warming climate made the Antarctic Peninsula region more accessible to shipping, Britain began building ports, airstrips and permanent settlements along the coast. This lead to a showdown with Chile who had an overlapping claim, resulting in protests under the Antarctic Treaty System. Britain withdrew from the treaty and continued to build up the infrastructure and allowing mining exploration, threatening penguin nesting areas. The hostility escalated and Britain's military units expelled Chilean personnel from the research stations operated by Chile. British forces rapidly controlled all facilities in BAT, triggering the involvement of global powers. All visiting researchers and scientists were quarantined on the South Shetland Islands under armed guard. A showdown ensured between British warships a and Russian-American lead to a blockade of the area for a full season, trapping many scientists for an extra 8 months.

Shetland Accords and Independence
Norway began talks to de-escalate the blockade in 1996 and ultimately was crucial in bringing all parties to peace talks. The United Kingdom, United States, China, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, Canada, Peru, Brazil, and Norway signed the Shetland Accords recognizing the exclusive claim of the British Antarctic Territory over the summer of 1996 and, in accordance with the accord, and The Territory was granted self rule in 1997. A domestic movement began to identify the Territory as 'Volaworand'. Russia, Bulgaria, Ukraine, Chile, Argentina, and Poland have signed but not yet ratified the accord. Ecuador and South Korea refused to sign and a technical state of war still exists between these nations and Volaworand. Spain took part in negotiations but pulled out early. In accordance with the treaty the British portions of foreign debt in Chile and Argentina were forgiven, global scientific researchers were allowed back, the area was opened to limited foreign investment, and a restriction was placed on military deployments, subject to UN inspections.

Following changing governments in Britain, support for the colony declined and a independence movement gained support in Volaworand. After a series of constitutional negotiations, Volaworand elected an independent Parliament in 2014 and was officially granted complete independence on Oct 15, 2017. The new nation recognized some international treaties and was accepted into the Commonwealth. Japan signed a separate military and scientific accord with the new nation.

See: History of Volaworand

Midand wrote:Volaworand, Techganet, Roswaesian diplomacy, Hanguk-Nippon
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Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Techolandia, Techganet, Volaworand, Midand, Hanguk-Nippon
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Midand wrote:Menwen was behind the stage at the semi-public inquiry. The Midandian Cabinet and some political analysts were seated in front of the stage, quietly whispering to each other.
Menwen looked at the dossier in her hand, filled with juicy Volaworandian secrets. Was she actually going to do this...?
Yes.
Yes she was.
Volaworand may have accused her of attempted murder, but that was not going to stop her. Mendeons approved her case, and even encouraged the dossier's contents to quietly be spilled to the public.
She was not ready for them to cut ties yet, but she intended to shake Volaworand up a bit to turn the battle into their favor.
She hoped Hanguk-Nippon, Roswaesian diplomacy, and Techganet, each with copies of the contents, would follow suit.
She straightened her outfit and put the dossier by her side.
Now, Volaworand's doors would truly be open wide.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Techolandia, Hanguk-Nippon, Midand, Volaworand, Techganet
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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Merchant Ship Sanggang Found Docked at a Volaworandian Port

The merchant ship Sanggang was recently spotted docked at a Volaworand-controlled port. Hanguk-Nipponese officials spotted the ship when performing daily scouting and coastal mapping missions. It appeared to be in mediocre conditions, and Hanguk-Nippon officially organized a meeting of Praiano Concordat member states. Discussions are ongoing, and the political opinions in Hanguk-Nippon have intensified.

Several governors of the Provincial Council have petitioned for a demand of an answer, however, the Prime Minister has other opinions.

"I'm obviously not cutting off ties with them.... That wouldn't be in the empire's interests. We would like an answer from Volaworand, we don't just let Hanguk-Nipponese ships make unscheduled docks at foreign ports, and let them disappear from the radar entirely. It's a fact really. We just hope we won't have to press this issue."

Diplomats have recently been ordered to issue a message of inquiry to the Government of Volaworand.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Ae noticed this on radar and satellites also, have you gotten any new information on this?

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Roswaesian Citizen Restricted Departure from Rothera to Hanauma

A Roswaesian citizen by the name of Jake Gartenberg was restricted a flight from Rothera to Hanauma, currently, ongoing debate about what to do is zooming through parliamentary at a rapid pace, King Conner Morris personally pardoned the citizen through security to return to Hanauma to visit his family in an emergency, Volaworand TSA has declined to comment on the issue of Roswaesian citizens to travel from Rothera to Hanauma, Parliamentary has not made a decision whether to take legal action on this.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:King Conner Morris To Cancel Trip to Hanguk-Nippon Tea Festival

King Conner Morris stated on Wednesday that he would be visiting The Hanguk-Nippon tea festival that is currently being featured, Today at 3 PM King Conner stated that he would be canceling his special visit to Hanguk-Nippon due to lack of communication and lack of executive protection King Conner Morris will either be rescheduling his appointment at the tea fest or he will be bypassing the tea fest for the rest of the time being.

Volaworand wrote:Latest news from the Volaworand Newswire:

The TRC’s mandate is to inform all Volaworandians about what happened in Internet Services Unit (ISU) scandal. The Commission will document the truth of victims, families, communities and nations affected by the ISU activities. The aim of the TRC is to guide and inspire Volaworandians and all South Pacific Citizens in a process of reconciliation and renewed relationships that are based on mutual understanding and respect. The Commission will travel to all 4 provinces in Volaworand, shall be granted diplomatic status to travel abroad to hear testimony in Midand, Techganet, Hanguk-Nippon, Nova Montron, Techolandia, Aumeltopia, Deumontiverland, Lymnfrees, South Pacifica Isles and Valthesia.

Over its mandate the Commission will investigate the over-reach of the ISU's anti-terrorism mandate, create an accurate and public historical record regarding the abuses of the War Measures Act both at home and abroad, and is empowered to refer cases for criminal and military prosecutions.

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Volaworand wrote:Minister of Defence and Security, Alastair Dickson was at his wit's end. There was a throng of staff at his office and everyone had reports needing his input.

"Minister, the Sanggang from Hanguk-Nippon has been towed safely to the port in Faraday. They were discovered adrift at sea after suffering a complete loss of power. Shall we proceed with repairing their power system and speed them on their way?"

"Well of course we help them," said Alastair, obviously annoyed, "It's a good thing we found them! This damned Internet firewall is throwing off all the shipping navigation in the region. Have we heard how long until our satellite network can be in position to pick up the slack?"

"The Bi-Spectral Infrared Detection System satellite is in position now to relay signals domestically, but the sea routes are still waiting for the VLC-B to be moved into position. The eggheads at the VSA tell us it will be another week. It was providing free internet services and phone relays for the South Pacific region, so they had some hesitation altering its orbit. Many impoverished nations relied on the free phone and internet services we provided, minister. Don't you think we should ask for other nations to help cover the GPS network over the sea lanes before we just cut off -""

"No! Tell VSA I want it done! I'm not going to be the minister that let foreigners stream episodes of "Keeping Up with the Si-Topians" for free while there are ships getting lost at sea here at home! We will not have a repeat of the cruise ship disaster!"

"Yes Minister"

Alistair shuffled through reports stacked across his desk, signing papers and throwing them into his outbox.

An intern came rushing in, almost out of breath, "Minister, there's a new protest from Deumontiverland. External Affairs asked us to comment on this news story about a unruly passenger. Apparently he was restrained during the flight."

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Alastair threw the article at the intern, hitting him in the chest. "Why are you wasting my time with some drunk guy on a plane? I know you are new here, but this isn't something requiring the attention of a minister. Tell them to get stuffed for all I care."

Alistair's chief of staff interjected, and addressed the young intern, "Tell STC to follow the usual script not to comment on the internal matters of another state. Rowesia can deal with their own drunks."

The intern withdrew, red-faced "yes, sir, err.. sorry sir." The chief of staff pointed at the Minister. The intern turned to Alistair, "Sorry Minister Dickson, I understand. I mean, yes, Minister. Right away."

Alistair turned to his chief of staff. "Why do we have children like that in here wasting my time? Trivial matters do not need my attention!"

"He is 22, Minister, and a promising university student. With the tensions so high right now we thought it best to handle these situations gently, and their King Conner Morris seemed quite upset, so we thought you would want input." stammered the chief of staff.

"Look, I don't know how bored King whats-his-face is to bother with petty trivialities, but we address real issues in this office. I don't want to see that kid in my office again! Do you understand?"

"Yes Minister. There is some news from Techganet. Apparently an attempt was made on their President's life. We don't have any details yet."

"Probably the same Midand pigs who poisioned Prime Minister Hovland. I want a full briefing on everything we know as soon as possible."

"Yes Minister."

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:We will be fining Jake Gartenberg for Disorderly Conduct, and placing him in jail for 10 days, he should not have done that and the flight attendant did the right thing by protecting several other people. | we will be releasing a couple more stories and statements tonight, however, you need to release your World Court speech to the public as it is overdue.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Volaworand, Techolandia, Midand, Techganet, Hanguk-Nippon

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Volaworand wrote:Kamla Patelwill, still present at the World Court rose from her chair.

"Esteemed delegates, friends and neighbours,

Our government has appeared before this body voluntarily as a courtesy to the international community, while our Prime Minister, my personal friend and mentor I might add, is dying: a direct result of the poisoning by agent of Midand. Our Government is still investigating the allegations of "deep state" actions within our ISU spy agency, and shall transparently share our findings as soon as the investigations are complete. Our Truth and Reconciliation Commission has also begun public hearings within the nation and will be travelling to the 10 affected nations as soon as the those nations have cleared our travel.

International communication is taking place by mail with a number of nations since the imposition of numerous illegal and premature communication blockages, blockages which preceded any investigation of the facts. This has slowed down our ability to even collect the allegations being made in order to investigate them. We again object to appearing before the World Court to respond to charges we only hear about when we arrive, with no opportunity to investigate beforehand, and call on the proceedings to be suspended until Volaworand can conduct the internal investigation and discuss directly and separately with each of the 10 nations claims in a bilateral fashion. Our judicial system is independent and our investigations will take however long is needed to develop a clear and truthful picture of what has happened. Unlike this body, we seek the truth in a fair and impartial manner. These investigations will not be rushed or subjected to intrusion by foreign bodies. Our justice system, like every nation, is the beating heart of our Dominion's national sovereignty and we will not be stabbed in the heart by this court.

We again point out this court's unfair process and lack of priorities. Were this this body serious about the rule of law, would it really pursue minor charges, equivalent to spray painting graffiti, all while ignoring the serious charges of attempted murder and the fraud of faked military exercises as an excuse to push the region towards war? Given that this has ignored the poisioning of our Prime Minister by Midand's foreign minister, and the fraud of the military crash faked by Deumontiverland in order to illegally push this minor diplomatic issue into the realm of a military confrontation, we charge that this body is, at its core, without justice. This Court must be dissolved and replaced by a truly democratic forum for peaceful dispute resolution, and not this bureaucratic monstrosity it has become.

Until such time as this body is dissolved, my government has instructed me to remain, to relay the allegations being made and point out the lack of due process. While we are committed to peaceful dialogue, we are also here to witness the mistakes being made, so when this body collapses under the weight of all this hypocrisy, we can help a replacement forum not repeat the sins of this body.

This is our statement: Volaworand is investigating these claims, will admit our mistakes and will punish the wrongdoers, in the courts and under the legal system of Volaworand. Our motto, Research and Discovery shall continue to be our guide.

Thank-you."

Kamla sat down, her hands cleanched and her jaw quivering. She worried other nations would think her anger was at the court - she was angry at herself, angry and disgusted that she agreed to read the new government's position. She calmed herself, hoping the camera's didn't misinterpret her anger.

"I hope Geri is having better luck at the Tea Convention," she thought, "I need the truth and I can't get it here. We need a real dialogue with Midand before this gets worse."

Volaworand wrote:The men aboard the Sanggang are eager to get home, but have seen an outpouring of support from locals since they first became stranded on the Antarctic Peninsula.

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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:That’s good news.

Volaworand wrote:Geri scanned the crowds at the International Tea Convention in Hanguk-Nippon, wondering if the Midand agent she saw speaking with the Techganet Economic Secretary was still at the convention.

She lingered near the booth from Midand for the third time today, hoping to catch a glimpse of the mysterious woman. She purchased some Midand Jasmine blended tea, even though she hated it.

She turned to leave, when she thought she saw the woman out of the corner of her eye: when she looked again the woman wasn't there.

"Perhaps today isn't my lucky day," she thought, "I should just head back to the hotel and relax at the Spa. I should really check in with Minister Patelwill, I can't believe they made her give that speech today. She must be feeling awful."

Geri headed outside and waited for her ride back to the hotel.

Midand wrote:Volaworand mainly.
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Midand wrote:(For Techganet, Volaworand, Roswaesian diplomacy, and Hanguk-Nippon)
Cherry Menwen sat with Dellers Geldon, while she was furiously typing out a long and ardous email.
"Are you sure about this?" Dellers asked, twiddling his thumbs.
"Yes", Cherry said, her fingers flying on the keyboard.
The email contained further contents of the infamous dossier and some instructions, which Cherry always cited as "the door wedge".
Dellers stretched. "Well...I've gotta do some more of your paperwork that you just piled on me during all this crap."
He yawned and took a sip of his coffee.
Cherry ignored him and continued typing. It was time for the doors to be opened. She was sending them an email specifically telling the officials of Techganet, Hanguk-Nippon, and Roswaesian diplomacy to use their copies of the dossier and...leak them. Gradually. With so many nations crashing down on Volaworand they would surely never find a way out.
Dellers put down his mug and stared at the email.
"As I asked already...are you sure about this?"
"Yep", Cherry said. She finished the email and her cursor precariously hovered over "Send".
Dellers was right? Was she sure about this...?
And in one move...she clicked.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Head Parliamentarian Brigid Markle rises and begins stating how she feels on Kamla Patelwill’s statements.

Roswaesia has taken no action against Volaworand nor have we threatened to, the airplane that was in the air seemed to be a minor passenger flight, which all passengers lived and were checked through medical, and scheduled to return home Sunday, Volaworand and Midand tend to be using The World Court in manners being disrespectful, saying that the court is undiplomatic and does not serve correct justice, we are here to say that is wrong, we suggested The World Court back in June of this year to make this world more peaceful, back then, the one chair was for Roswaesia only, now, there are several chairs, 8 actually, for the nations of Midand, Hanguk-Nippon, Techolandia, Nova Montron, Techganet, Roswaesia, Deutschess reich, and Auphelia, your nations are obviously set behind and are oblivious of our recent actions to prevent corruption in the international court, your slander and propaganda of our nation will no longer be accepted, Volaworand, we have began to help your nation out regarding the recent conflict, and your media continues bashing us for making you feel more welcomed to solve the conflict, we are now going to be delaying the take down of The Great Volaworandian Internet Firewall as your actions against our nation have caused us to rethink our currently thought out plan for the future of this conflict, we are clearing the TRC’s travel to Hanauma for talks and international reconciliation to solve the conflict at a quicker pace, however, we are not afraid to cancel this trip, if you would like to rethink how you have things said, feel free to change your thoughts around, The Parliamentary Of Roswaesia’s final vote will be Saturday Afternoon, thank you.

Midand wrote:Menwen ejected Dellers from her office and sat down, scrolling through her laptop.
Dellers grumbled away, muttering about "double paperwork".
Menwen once again ignored him and scrolled through news about recent World Court meetings.
"Yep, yep, uh-huh, more The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand sludge", she grumbled as she scrolled through the stories. "Mm-hmm, oh he's really pissing himself, yep, wow, um..."
It was still the sludgefest that she expected, and the media was slurping it up eagerly. What did she expect?
"Yeah, uh-huh, yes, Roswaesian diplomacy's getting pretty mad about it too; hope Hanguk-Nippon and Techganet got the email", she said to herself.
Until something hit her.
Volaworand's Foreign Affairs Minister struck her as...odd. She was contradicting herself in the meeting, and some of her actions...
Something might've clicked in Menwen's mind.
She opened up her email tab again, wondering what Patelwill had clogged up.
(sorry if it's rushed, i wanted to go to bed)

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:We request that Cherry Menwen visit The Parliamentary of Roswaesia Saturday Morning for diplomatic talks at The Monarchist Throne Palace, we believe as long as more nations get involved the more struggles that will be created.

Prime Minister Brigid Markle emails Cherry Menwen

Hello, Minister Menwen

We request that you visit Roswaesia to begin holding peace talks, Hanauma is open for your visit and we expect to see you here Saturday Morning! We would like to discuss Volaworand's recent actions and their aggression towards our recent foreign policy, you will be under high protection issued by The Parliamentary and shall peace and prosperity be shared throughout, thank you.

Mrs. Markle awaits a respond back.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Techolandia, Hanguk-Nippon, Techganet, Volaworand, Midand

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Techganet wrote:Volaworand, Midand, Hanguk-Nippon
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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Hayashi finally received the email after the 2nd day of the ITC was over. "Another email.... Huh. Leak it? But isn't that bad after the recent revelations....? Huh..... I must call a meeting of the Private Assembly."

So a meeting was called, and several hours of heated debate went on. Finally, they decided that Hanguk-Nippon should make people aware of these acts. Albeit very slowly.

"I wonder what will happen now....? Volaworand...."

Volaworand wrote:Volaworand Parliament passes Public Order Temporary Measures Act (2018) replacing the War Measures Act (2017).

The bill

  • reaffirms the ban on membership in the terrorist group "Le Front de Liberation du Midand";

  • disolves the secret courts established under the War Measures Act (2017);

  • directs that prosecustions be transferred to military or provincial superior courts and, in the case of international actions, the federal Court of Volaworand;

  • ensures anti-terroism cases must respect the Volaworand Charter of Rights;

  • explicitly sunsets the authorities granted to cabinet under the the War Measures Act.

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South Pacifica Isles wrote:South Pacifica Isles clears Volaworand's TRC Commissioners for diplomatic travel.

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Volaworand wrote:Kamla scanned the papers for any piece of good news.

"Sigh, it seems the whole region is turning against us, and we are going to be blamed for everyone's petty problems. Oh wait what's this? Finally, some good news!"

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Midand wrote:Beginning of the leak of the dreaded Volaworandian dossier, dumbed down by the IAM a bit because it was long:
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Midand wrote:Tered Delliam held the IAM report firmly in his hands behind the stage at the press conference.
His assistants were up there, delivering those generic pointless speeches that were only designed to give more time to the main speaker...him.
Dellers Geldon stood beside him and patted his back.
"Yeah...Menwen and Mendeons are putting a lot of pressure on us lately. You'll do fine. Just survive the s***storm of a media and you'll get out mostly scotch free."
Not very comforting...but...it actually helped.
Tered nodded to a stage hand, who nodded to the assistant on the stage. She nodded and wrapped her speech up early, stepping down from the stage.
Tered slowly stepped up onto the stage. He might regret this.
Volaworand and their ISU had been great intelligence partners to have. Were they really going to throw that all away?
Even Hanguk-Nippon, Roswaesian diplomacy, and Techganet. They were probably going to throw it away too.
The question lingered in his head as the ministers and press looked up on him, a giant IAM logo just plastered all over the wall.
He opened up the report, the first page filled with those secrets.
And he then threw it all away for all of Midand.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:"W-WHAT IS THIS?!" Iemōto said as he jumped backwards. "T-This! Is.... Wow.... Hayashi!"

He quickly ran from his office in the Blue House, and got into his car. 20 minutes later he arrived at the Imperial Diet Building. He then saw Hayashi walking out of the building. "SIR! HAYASHI!! I have great news!"

He looked over. "Iemōto? What are you-"

He grabbed Hayashi's suit. "Hayashi! The Dossier has been leaked!" He quickly shows him the contents of the dossier on his phone. Sweating dramatically, and shaking a bit.

Hayashi grabbed the phone and began to scroll. As he saw more and more of the details, things became clearer. Until finally, he hands it back shakily. "T-Th-th-you...." He sighs. "We need to address this to the Imperial Diet. NOW."

"I suspect that Midand, Techganet, and Roswaesian diplomacy have received it."

The two run inside to release the news that will change Hanguk-Nippon's view of Volaworand's government forever.

Volaworand wrote:Alan Duncan smiled. "It's all happening according to plan."

"Pardon Prime Minister?" asked his confused tea lady.

"Oh, Sorry. It's nothing, Mary, I was just scanning the newspaper. I need my Press Secretary, could you be a doll and ask her to come in."

"Yes Prime Minister"

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Volaworand wrote:Geri was aghast. A friend of hers in Techganet's military just sent her a copy of "the Dossier" and her worst fears were coming true.

She forwarded the contents to her boss, Volaworand's Minister of External Affairs, with the text: "See attached. This is going to blow Volaworand's doors open wide."

I think I better get out of Hanguk-Nippon before thier media gets ahold of this.

Midand wrote:Cherry Menwen was mad.
Fake?
Fake?
She flipped through the dossier again and again.
The Newswire's contents still stared at her plain in the eye.
Fake?
Her phone then buzzed.
She then started sweating.
It was from Mendeons.
It read: "Alright Cherry, what trouble did you get us in this time?"

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:THE ROSWAESIAN GOVERNMENT

The Roswaesian Government is declaring a International Cyber Emergency to all affected nations as future attacks are possible, we have just received several malignant software attempts throughout Roswaesian Intelligence, anything coming in and or out of Volaworand is blocked, the nations of Hanguk-Nippon and Midand are encouraged to begin cutting trading relations with Volaworand as you could see possible hacked military devices which includes foreign chips for hacking and several other malignant actions, all diplomatic relations and or meetings are canceled between Roswaesia and Volaworand, we will be pressing sanctions on Volaworand for committing war crimes to several nations including, Hanguk-Nippon, Techganet, Techolandia, Midand, Nova Montron, and Aumeltopia.

Volaworand wrote:Kamla Patelwill's phone buzzed.

"Oh I hope Geri has some good news. Today's sessions at the World Court were exhausting."

Her eye's widened. She immediately began packing, and called down to the front desk of her hotel.

"Yes, I need a car to the airport right away. Yes, I am returning to Volaworand tonight. The World Court will just have to continue without me."

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Roswaesia will be blocking your travel, and you will be detained for committing war crime internationally, if you attempt anything it will be held against you.

Nova Montron wrote:I think we should hold a vote on the court before we detain them. we must take in the information we have been given before we start committing actions against their nation.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:I agree. Some of that information may be false.

Volaworand wrote:Kamla was shocked. "How dare you! Don't yopu know who I am? I am the Minister of External Affairs of the Great Polar Dominion of Volaworand, here under the Diplomatic Immunity of the World Court itself. You have NO authority to impede my travel. If you press this unlawful intrusion on my nations sovereignty the diplomatic consequences will be dire: I guarantee it! Now get out of my way you jack booted thugs, I have a flight to catch."

Kamla pressed on through to the private gate of the airport. Seeing the airport staff, she pointed at the brutes outside the door "Those two are NOT with me."

Nova Montron wrote:plus we shouldn't hold the nation responsible for the actions of the few that committed the crime.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Agreed!

Nova Montron wrote:I would disagree with you on that. she shouldn't be held in any sort of confinement. she should be allowed to travel freely. If she is innocent she would have no reason to run from the trial.

Volaworand wrote:Kamla screamed at her jailors. "How dare you! The Dominion of Volaworand officially protests this unlawful detainment.. I must be released immediately as I have urgent matters of state to attend to at home. I will be contacting my government and you will be sorry!"

Nova Montron wrote:She will be asked questions during the hearing. She should be presumed innocent until proven otherwise.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:You are free to travel back home, King Conner Morris has pardoned you from being held for questioning, and you are allowed to travel back home as no one besides him is allowed to say otherwise. (Nova Montron, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Techolandia)

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:King Conner Morris pardoned your travel but that does not give you a right to treat other people that does not have high executive presence horribly. Everyone deserves respect not just you because of your high status.

We apologize for attempting to hold you for questioning as we should have given you a chance to speak at the trial so you can address all nations accordingly.

All parliamentarians have been scolded by King Conner Morris for their wrong doings, we hope things could go accordingly after this happening.

Everyone’s set trial date is tomorrow at 12 P.M. Central Roswaesian Time, and can be earlier if needed.

You will not be detained any further by any Roswaesian Official after King Conner Morris enforced that any foreign minister is allowed to travel freely amongst their homeland nation without being forced for questioning unless a threat to the nation is made in that current time.

We hope to see you back at questioning at The World Court in Hanauma.

Volaworand wrote:Kamla settled into her seat. "Tell the pilot I'm ready. And bring me a Tea.. Iced, something from the South Pacific."

"We have Aumeltopian SPIT, Volaworandian SPIT and this Midandian blend."

Kamla looked at the flight attendant. "Seriously? Are you daft? Volaworandian SPIT, on the rocks. How long is the flight?"

"Our flight time will be 11 hours, Minister. I'll be right back with your drink? Will there be anything else Minister?"

"No, just let me know when we are airborne and I can use my devices," holding up her phone.

"Yes, Minister"

Volaworand wrote:Geri was in line at the Kyoto airport in Hanguk-Nippon, still trying to call Kamla Patelwill.

"Why isn't she picking up? She always picks up my calls."

The line up was nearing the security gate. Geri shut off her phone and dropped it in the tray, with her shoes and purse.

"Well, an economy class red-eye to Volaworand, connecting through Midand. Well, This is just … great." Geri sighed, "Hopefully nothing will go wrong. Why did I drink all that tea before getting in line?"

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Prime Minister Brigid Markle was on the phone with Roswaesia’s Minister of Foreign Affairs Michael Rossborough

“I am scheduling a flight to Vrillaßsungburgen to discuss future Volaworandian trading deals.” Said Minister Brigid sipping her French Vanilla Latté

“Trading with Volaworand has already decreased tremendously with several nations after our threat of sanctions, what if that decreases relations” - Michael Rossborough on the other line.

“If relations end it gives no reason for Volaworand actions, we must do something to stop this tragedy immediately, start fixing up a plan” Minister Brigid slams the phone.

“Hopefully this will just all die down.” Minister Brigid says with a concerning tone.

Midand wrote:Gerald Pellors...was misunderstood.
Everyone hated his tabloid, but he kept writing it anyway. Why?
Because he enjoyed it. He enjoyed the controversy he could drum up around different people and nations, enjoying how one fat lazy man can cause so much.
He was now scrolling through flight records, looking for people of interest he could prey on.
And he saw Geri, connecting through Midand back to Volaworand.
Jackpot.
He summoned reporters and they made their way to Midandia International Airport.

Midand wrote:Alright Volaworand, here you go.
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Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:INTERNATIONAL MESSAGE

Roswaesia has officially finalized their World Court speech on The Volaworandian Conflict, please read below!

Techolandia, Hanguk-Nippon, Nova Montron, Techganet, Midand

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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:The Naseon Protocols

Hanguk-Nippon has recently decided to call a conference between Volaworand, Midand, Techganet, Nova Montron, and Roswaesian diplomacy in Naseon to discuss cooperative measures to ensure that Volaworand’s Cyberspying comes to a stop. The Protocols will be considered an extension of the extensive 4th Praiano Convention, and soon, the 5th. The Hanguk-Nipponese Government currently awaits for the invitees to respond.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:We will be attending this meeting as wish also wish to stop Volaworand’s cyberspying and we hope that all of our nations can come to a conclusion to help end this tragedy, and live at peace once and for all.

Midand wrote:We agree to attend, and would wish to also bring up the contents of the dossier and their authenticity.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:That would be a great idea!

Volaworand wrote:Acting PM Duncan spoke by telephone with Seong Hayashi of Hanguk-Nippon, urging dialogue to heal split between the Antarctic state and other South Pacific countries, and confirming his attendance at the upcoming Naseon Protocols.

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Midand wrote:The IAM has since released the full report of summaries of the Volaworandian dossier on semi-public web portals, though many debate the existence of some of the points outlined.

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Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:We thank you for always being open for new options of achieving peace, we wish the best for your nation from here on forward, we will be releasing a full report on how we will be speaking at what will be happening at the National Meetings being held on The Hanguk-Nipponese Peninsula.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Midand, Techolandia, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Techganet, Nova Montron

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Volaworand wrote:Acting Prime Minister Alan Duncan seemed to suggest today that "patriotic hackers" may have meddled in the Techganet and Hanguk-Nippon elections, but insisted that none of their potential activities were state-backed.

It's the first time the Volaworand leader has conceded that any election-related hacking attacks may have emanated from his country.

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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:An interesting development indeed....

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Volaworand wrote:With the successful first developmental flight - GSLV Mk-III D1, carrying the high through put satellite GSAT-6, the Volaworand Space Agency has achieved self-reliance in launching 4 ton class satellite to Geosynchronous Transfer Orbit (GTO).

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Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Roswaesian Intelligence Agency (RIA)

Official Volaworandian Report

Midand, Nova Montron, Techolandia, Hanguk-Nippon, Techganet, Volaworand

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(Volaworand)

Your reference to The World Court as The World Court of Roswaesia is not accurate as several nations have chairs on The World Court, including 8 International Superpowers, meaning that it is not undemocratic, it serves justice via majority for 4/8 of the ambassadors from the nations with seats at The World Court, and cooperation with The World Court isn't really an option, if you don't, you could strain relations with several nations around the world, however, it is up to your government to keep these relations continuing, choose your words wisely.

Volaworand wrote:In all official Government Documents and Communications, the body is always referenced as The World Court. However, our free press is not state owned or controlled, and have taken to calling the body the World Court of Roswaesia. There is nothing we can do about it, beyond apologise for the patriotic streak our press seems to have developed, and hope they don't start referencing the court as the Illegitimate World Court of Roswaesia.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:There is no need to apologize! We understand! We are just speaking towards the broadcasting system or whoever broadcasted that story or message, we just only politely ask for them to please stop referencing to The World Court as The World Court of Roswaesia, we thank your government for not referencing The World Court as that.

Volaworand wrote:Volaworand Truth and Reconciliation Commission Chairperson Justice Visvanathan Ponnan released a Preliminary Report on Intelligence Services Unit External Actions outlining 33 allegations being investigated by the Commission, and the stage of the investigations.

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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Nova Montron, are you able to attend the Naseon Convention?

Nova Montron wrote:I will be there personally.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Excellent. We shall see you there.

Nova Montron wrote:see you there.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:So, I'm thinking that we should analyze the contents of the Dossier to find out if the details really are true....

Nova Montron wrote:agreed.

Midand wrote:Cherry Menwen talked privately with her Assistant Minister of Foreign Affairs Dellers Geldon on the balcony. It overlooked the Capitol's courtyard and a lovely view of the sunset. If Cherry wasn't so...unhappy...she would be enjoying it.
Dellers took the cigarette out of his mouth, smoke billowing in his face. His face had a peculiar expression on it.
"So...now what?" he asked, snuffing it out.
Cherry was, surprise surprise, still flipping through the dossier and the new story the Newswire.
Duncan still said it was fake. No surprise there.
"Trying to save his ass", Cherry said to herself.
But what if it was fake? She needed confirmation, and a way to show the media...
She finally got wind of Dellers's question and turned to him.
"I have a new proposal", she said with a grumble.
Dellers gulped nervously. She couldn't blame him. With all the crap Volaworand and Midand were cooking lately, it was understandable.
"There is doubt among all the nations, among the media", she began. "Hanguk-Nippon, Techganet, and Roswaesian diplomacy, I believe, do know the contents of the dossier are true, but I doubt they'll keep that way for long. We need a way for the media and all the world to see that the content was true."
Dellers shook his head. "Another tour, huh? After all that s - "
Cherry shushed him. "No, it's secret this time. I can get my department to bend the rules enough so that Volaworand can't accuse us of anything, should they find out. We send a Foreign Affairs team to Volaworand and retrieve some info to at least confirm a lot of the dossier's contents."
Dellers shook his head again. "Yeah, this won't go well - "
Cherry shushed him again. "I'll make it go well. I will assure that."
She left the balcony, leaving Dellers in silence.

Midand wrote:Volaworand, Hanguk-Nippon, Roswaesian diplomacy
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Volaworand wrote:Entering new markets presents the challenges of language, laws, geography, and customs, as well as actually finding gaps to fill in supply chains, all of which takes time, said Deanna Monroe, Minister of Commerce and Industry.

"It's not as easy as someone standing up and saying let's change our supply chain today."

About 60 per cent of the goods Volaworand produces are unfinished and so needs to be part of a greater manufacturing process, which are often tied up in long-term contracts and require longer-term time horizons to integrate.

"It took us years to get so integrated with Midand, so it's going to take us some time. I think there's going to be some rough patches in the next couple of years, especially if we can't resolve our differences with Midand," said Monroe.

"We remain committed to building on the strong relations we enjoy with Midand, and at the same time are always open to helping our exporters reach markets throughout the South Pacific," she said.

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The World Court is mired in controversy and stalemate. Volaworand is under the leadership of Acting Prime Minister Alan Duncan. While the Truth and Reconciliation Commission is investigating the ISU spy agency's actions, and Parliament has passed a new Public Order Temporary Measures to strip the cabinet of the War Measures Act powers at months end, Kamla and Geri continue to investigate, developing multiple backchannels. Of the Ten nations named in the Vault 10 leaks, Five have imposed an internet firewall on Volaworand, while the remaining five been open to investgating first. Volaworand is worried Midand will cut ties, which would throw both economies into a tailspin. Volaworand is reaching out to shore up it's precarious position in the international community.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Volaworand, Midand, Hanguk-Nippon, Nova Montron, Techganet, Techolandia

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Volaworand wrote:Deanna Monroe, Volaworand's Minister of Commerce and Industry, was nervous. Her staff were giving her another "the sky is falling" briefing.

"If Midand really does sever ties with Volaworand it would cripple both our nation's economies. We are just too interconnected to just shutter everything. They would never do it." a nervous economist said while pointing at downward red lines on his power point presentation. "Their Economic Minister Jerry Cordan seems reasonable and level headed."

"Its Menwen and Mendeons, the 'poison M's' we have to worry about: I think they are calling the shot's there." Another economist disagreed. "Yes Midand is important, but what about our other trading partners, and expanding our exports to other nations in the South Pacific. We haven't really focused on opening up new markets, and we shouldn't have all our eggs in one basket, so to speak. Just this week I was chatting with my counterpart in Auphelia, and they are also looking to increase trade. Perhaps if the Minister could meet with them, a deal could be reached? At least we never hacked them, right?"

"Exactly! We need to look at the nations that we still have good relations with... and probably not the one's the Truth and Reconciliation Commission will be visiting. And Auphelia is a perfect place to start. Our citizens love thier unicorns at the Rothera Zoo: I imagine you at a signing ceremony, right there at the zoo. The media would love it."

Minister Monroe imagined the glowing press reports "Yes... Yes, I will meet them without delay. It never hurts to have options. But, I'm not ready to throw in the towel with Midand, make sure we reach out to their economic ministry: send their Minister Cordan a plushy penguin, and a friendly note. If the government survives this current situation, perhaps we can eventually join their new Trade Corridor Program. I'll ask Kamla to bring that up when she attends the the Naseon Protocols in Hanguk-Nippon."

"Let the Prime Minister's Office know we might have some good news."

"Yes, Minister."

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Techolandia wrote:While I acknowledge that the talks are going to contain some sensitive intelligence and other information that should be kept secret, I think that all information that does not need to be kept secret should be released to the public in order to make the process more open and transparent and to dispel doubt of the fairness of the World Court.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:That is what we are shooting for, we want to make sure that it is released to the public but certain things are kept private so there can be more questioning and more suspicion.

Midand wrote:The Foreign Affairs Private Team Leader video chatted with Minister Cherry Menwen on the plane in her private suite, away from prying...ears. She was angry, but didn't want to let Menwen know it.
The plane engines made it difficult to hear, but Menwen's words were clear and icy.
The team leader once again tried to convince her. "You're sure there's not a different strategy we can use?"
"No", Menwen said, adamant. Her pixelated face fizzled a little. "You won't be caught. I have made sure of that."
"Yes, but if The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand finds out...we're screwed. Midand and Volaworand are icy enough as it is - "
"I understand", Menwen said. "But you have your orders. God, you're sounding like Dellers."
And she ended the call.
The team leader sighed and shut her laptop, opening the window. Out there was a vast expanse of nothing but blue ocean, stretching out into infinity. She could see tiny patches of ice up ahead. Volaworand was coming.
She wholeheartedly disagreed with the mission but...who was she to disobey orders?
They technically weren't even a "Foreign Affairs team". They were spies. On a condemnable mission.
This was going to be great.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Hanguk-Nippon Begins its Elections for the Provincial Council!

The Hanguk-Nipponese Government has recently announced that it will be beginning its elections for the members of the Provincial Council, the government body that manages all of the autonomous republics within Hanguk-Nippon. The government is on the watch for any suspicious internet activity at the moment, thus voting shall not be electronically to reduce the risk of cybernetic interference.

Connections to the recent scandals involving Volaworand, Midand, and Techganet have roused suspicion with the elections.

Midand wrote:Jerry Cordan sighed and trudged through the hallway. The Cabinet meeting was an absolute disaster. Menwen, Geldon, and Mendeons were all at each other's throats, and the rest of the ministers desperately tried to keep the meeting steady.
With the entire crisis involving Volaworand and all that, Cordan felt like the one thing trying to keep everything together. The rest of the government wasn't exactly helping matters, and he could sense rifts forming amongst them.
Cordan stopped and picked up the new public info pamphlets for the International Trade Corridor Program, the names of Hanguk-Nippon and Roswaesian diplomacy proudly emblazoned on the cover. He remembered the little fit Volaworand threw when they realized they weren't invited.
Cordan threw the pamphlet aside and made his way to his office, expecting another mount of paperwork detailing the procedures Midand was taking to cut their ties.
As he made his way there, a worker stopped him.
"Heh, what's this - " he started, but had a package shoved into his arms.
"I love what's inside", the worker said cheekily, and walked off smiling.
Confused, Cordan dropped his case and read the postage.
It was from Volaworand.
Opening the package he found...a very cute looking penguin plushie and a letter.

Volaworand wrote:Dear Minister Cordan, Jerry (written in pen)

Greetings from The Dominion of Volaworand. I was reviewing the Special Edition Penguin plush toys we are offering at Port Lockroy this year, and thought you would get a kick out of them. I am sending you Number One of the 5000 we have commissioned for this season. I know that relations have been strained between our diplomat's but I wanted to personally reassure you that I and all of my team in the Department of Commerce and Industry remain firmly committed to the special relationship between Midand and Volaworand.

The friendship between our nations runs deep and can weather many storms. If you ever want to talk off the record, enclosed is my personal number. You are welcome to call anytime.

In peace and profit,

Deanna

Midand wrote:Cordan read the letter over and over.
Maybe...an off the books discussion would help.
He picked up his personal phone and dialed Deanna's number.

Volaworand wrote:Deanna saw the number from Midand come up on her call display.

"I need the room. Everyone out!"

After the last of her staff filed out of the room she swiped on her phone to pick up.

"Jerry! So good to hear from you! Did you get the plushie?"

Midand wrote:"Why yes", Jerry said, fluffing it. "I quite like it. There was something about a discussion I hear?"

Volaworand wrote:"Well, I've been following the reports in both our nation press with concern. I'm very worried about where things are heading and was wondering if you had any idea's on how we can change the narrative. There must be something we can do together to turn this ship before it's too late?"

Midand wrote:"I genuinely don't know. The three M's really got this ship in their direction and only this direction. The Program could be a good jump pad for us to try to get back together again."
He fluffs the plushie again.

Volaworand wrote:"I'm thinking that perhaps a small event where we could still get media attention would be a good reminder to both our nations that we have more drawing us together than pulling us apart? Is the Midandian pianist that played at your embassy here last month now on tour in Midand? The two of us casually attending a recital together might be a good photo opportunity?"

Volaworand wrote:"Ahh, my staff are knocking at the door. No rest for the wicked I suppose. I do need to run, but thank-you so much for the call Jerry. Think the recital idea over, a small event with good optics could go a long way in the press, and that might help change the course our bosses seem to be on. I'm open to any other idea you might have. If I have my phone off just send me a text. Let's keep this back channel open.

Thanks again Jerry, you have an excellent evening!"

Midand wrote:"Well...I guess this sounds like a good idea", Jerry said, still fluffing the plushie. "You too."
And the call ended.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:The 1st Extraordinary Congress of the Imperial Diet
Hanguk-Nippon recently conducted the first ever Extraordinary Congress of the Imperial Diet. The Congress will cover the current foreign situation, domestic issues, trade, and government reformation.

All members of the Imperial Diet are expected to show up.

Volaworand wrote:Acting Prime Minister Alan Duncan was pleased. "Great job, Deanna, we really needed this."

Deanna Monroe, Volaworand's Minister of Commerce and Industry, was not used to being praised at cabinet meetings. "Thank-you Acting Prime Minister, I've made arrangements with Auphelia to attend a signing ceremony at the Rothera Zoo: the Auphelian Unicorn mare on loan there is pregnant, and the zoo just completed expanding their exhibit. The Free Trade Agreement signing will also serve to open the expanded exhibit."

"The whole nation seems to be glued to the zoo's Unicorn webcam. Any idea when the calf will be born? It's such a welcome distraction from this business with Midand."

Alastair Dickson, the Minister of Defence and Security, spoke up "My team has been monitoring chatter from Midand. I think they are up to something."

"Well keep an eye on them." said Duncan "I don't want Midand interfering with the signing ceremony tomorrow. Deanna, let's take a look at the agreement, shall we?"

"Yes, Acting Prime Minister"

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Midand wrote:Jack Johnson slapped a Volaworand sticker on the back of his laptop. His workmates started at him weirdly from behind his back, but he ignored it.
Even if this was a deathly dangerous confidential mission coupled with the fact that they were technically trespassing on foreign soil, Jack had this weird habit of slapping stickers or postage stamps of every place he visited.
He opened up his laptop and started to work.
Beep.
Beep.

The servers in the "server shack" beeped softly, and a soft whirr covered the room.
Soft conversation echoed from the front of the shack.
"Hey, you seeing this?" a person said in a hushed voice.
"Yeah", another replied. "Trade agreement with Auphelia? They're getting desperate."
Their team leader supervised from the back of the room, shrouded in darkness, the only parts of her visible drenched in blue light.
The first part of the mission was to hide out in an abandoned Volaworandian server room ("shack" as the IT team described) and see if they could snag any files coming in and out of the government that was related to the recent IAM report.
Jack had already intercepted a few transmissions. The team leader then stood over his shoulder, her breaths soft on his neck.
Sweating, Jack opened up a few of the files. The team leader's face changed from apathetic to piqued.
"Tell me what's on there", she said, crossing her arms.
"Well...", Jack said. "We have some updates on...Midandian mines. Yep, that's probably confirmed now. I think there's updates on the operations in Hanguk-Nippon, Techganet, Roswaesian diplomacy, and Techolandia. Most likely good proof."
The team leader sighed and shook her head. "This is not right", she muttered under her breath. "Menwen's gone down the edge too."
Regaining herself, she said to Jack, "Good. Send it to the IAM."
Jack nodded and opened up his messages. He watched from the corner of his eye as she opened the door and disappeared into the snow.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Midand, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, New Front, Deusutopia, Techolandia

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Volaworand wrote:Volaworand's National Cyber Security Centre tested the SnoopSnitch tool and confirmed it does address the security vulnerabilities exploited by the Intellegence Services Unit (ISU) to monitor devices at home and abroad. They advised all Volaworand device users, as well as those in Hanguk-Nippon, Lymnfrees, South Pacifica Isles, and Valthesia to use SnoopSnitch to check and secure their devices.

With Midand, Deumontiverland, Nova Montron, Techganet, and Techolandia currently blocking internet traffic with Volaworand, their devices will not be able to download the tool and will likely remain vulnerable.

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Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Congratulations to Kim Jang-Han!

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:We have a government mandated tool that protects all Roswaesians fron cyberwarfare, including the government, called Cyberprotect, we thank you for creating optional tools for the international stage! May this be the future of fixing relations!

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Volaworand, Midand, Hanguk-Nippon, Techolandia, Techganet

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Midand wrote:Volaworand, Techganet, Nova Montron, Techolandia

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Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Midand, Techolandia, Techganet, Volaworand, Nova Montron, Hanguk-Nippon

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(This is a snapshot of the website and Menwen's document before the IAM took it down.)

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:I wonder why it was taken down, we will hold it under investigation and send it through parliamentary to see if the previous vote needs to be recalled.

Volaworand wrote:The Minister of Defence and Security, Alastair Dickson was reviewing Internet Traffic reports. With The Roswaesian state reopening internet traffic with Volaworand, his office was on hyper alert for incoming attacks against Volaworand's internet. The screens of information light up the darkened office.

He took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes. "I need a cigarette break. Back in a few minutes John. Can you hold down the fort here?"

"Of course, minister. It seems we might have been worried for nothing, everything seems quiet."

"Well keep an eye on it, we can't let anything slip by. I'll be right back."

"Yes, Minister"

Alan reached for his coat and left the room.

John looked back, making sure the minister had left. He opened his browesr and opened his video streaming service. The familiar theme song of Keeping Up with the Si-topians filled the room. "Damn, speakers!" cursed John as he popped in his earbuds, muting the speakers. "The Minister is worried about nothing. At least can get caught up on my show." John enlarged the screen, and settled back in his chair.

On Minister Dickson's screen, a small light of text started to flash "ALERT! ALERT!"

Oblivious to the other screen, John laughed, "OMG, they killed TSSS again! I love this show!"

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Volaworand, Midand, Techolandia, Midand, Techganet, Hanguk-Nippon

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Midand wrote:Tered Delliam, the head of the IAM quietly whispered with Leader Hondunurs Mendeons.
"And Cherry?" Tered asked, his voice hushed.
"Oh she's been pissing me off", Hondunurs said, lighting a cigarette. "Christ, this is stressing the entire Cabinet out."
Tered never saw him smoke before but he ignored it.
After a long period of silence, Hondunurs spoke again.
"I hear rumors that we're giving Cherry the sack after that little stunt with her website", he grumbled, taking a long smoky breath. "Why did you take it down anyway?"
"Well...she was being a brat. Letting things slip and that report would've given the press 10 strokes and a few heart attacks", Tered said, putting his hands in his pocket.
Hondunurs sighed. "We and The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand are pissing everyone off lately. With any luck soon Hanguk-Nippon, Techganet, Roswaesian diplomacy...they're all going to be on our case. We should be letting it go by now but...we're too far in."
"We might be lifting the Volaworandian Internet bans, if that helps - " Tered started, but Hondunurs shushed him.
"Yeah, but what's not helping is the fact that Cherry is now breaking laws of national sovereignty with the little spies she sent in", Hondunurs grumbled angrily.
Tered gulped. "And your point is...?"
Hondunurs smashed his cigarette in an ashtray, a thin puff of smoke exiting through the end. "The rumors...I believe we should make it true. Get your department and perform a full recall of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. I'm just sick of this crap."
"Yes sir", Tered said. They then went silent, save for the tune of Keeping up with the Si-topians in the background.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Prime Minister Markle's phone rings,

"Hello" - Says Mrs. Markle's voice confused as it is 4 AM in Hanauma.

"Minister we have an emergency about parliamentary" - Says Michael Rossborough in a shaky voice.

"What is the emergency that could possibly be so bad that you have to wake me up at 4 AM in the morning?" - Minister Markle puts her slippers on and goes to grab some sweet tea before stopping in her tracks in amazement.

"Parliamentary finalized a vote on removing the firewall without your permission or your vote being included" - Says Minister Michael in a scared voice.

"THEY DID WHAT?!?!?!" - Minister Brigid begins getting ready to storm to Parliamentary for an immediate recall.

"They would never do that without my permission, some pressure must have been applied from Volaworand or they must have scared a minister to do this" - Minister Brigid says fuming.

"Please don't make a scene Minister I-." - Michael Rossborough begins before being cut off.

"I will stop this Volaworand mess before they can continue pressuring us any further." - Minister Markle hangs up the phone and calls Executive Authority Transportation Services

"Get me a limo to Parliamentary and call a flight for Vrillaßsungburgen, we are going to finish this temptation now!' -Minister Brigid silences and hangs up the phone.

Volaworand wrote:Alastair pulled his collar up, trying to light his cigarette. The wind was whirling between the buildings, making the snow swirl around him, and blowing out his lighter.

"This is crazy. Whatever happened to global warming, eh?" he mused to himself.

Pulling his cigarette close to his chest he tried again to light it, knocking his phone loose from his pocket. It went sliding across the sidewalk.

"Damit!" Alastair struggled with the wind and made his way across the icy sidewalk to retrieve his phone. A small light was flashing on the screen.

Alastair flung his cigarette away and rushed back into the building. "Frack! Not today!"

Volaworand wrote:Alastair flung his jacket off and clicked his screen, bring up the contents on the large screen. The Alert light was still flashing.

"John! what the hell man!" pulling John's ear buds out.

John looked up at the screen. "I'm sorry sir, I'm on it. Tracing the attack now."

Alastair was incensed. "When this is over you and I are going to have a talk about this."

"Yes, Minister"

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Minister Brigid arrives at parliamentary in 2 minutes and storms in the doors.

"Go tell intelligence that I need The Roswaesian Space Station to open up its satellite portals too begin investigating inside details, and call Midand and tell them to call me we need to have a talk." - Minister Markle tells the Maids.

"Yes, Madam" - Says the Maids.

"I demand Intelligence to begin investigating thoroughly as to the best plan to begin closing all government servers that could stream Volaworand activities." - Minister Markle arrives in The International Conference Room and closes the doors to begin a private conversation but she begins to hear a familiar voice.

"MINISTER, what is this mess?" - King Conner Morris bursts in aggravated and confused as of the conflict.

"Hello your Majesty, I apologize to the super early bundle of conflicts we are working as fast as we can to shut down all Roswaesian Communication Servers with Volaworand" - Says Minister Markle beginning to shake violently.

"This is to be over and done with immediately no pity or no feeling bad for the consequences, this continuing disaster of a mess is only getting worse and nothing is getting better no matter how much leniency we give Volaworand." - King Conner Morris says slamming his hand on the desk.

"This will be figured out by dawn, I assure you, your Majesty." - Minister Markle says stuttering at her words.

"It better be." - King Conner Morris leaves the room very angrily.

"We have got to figure this out immediately!" - Minister Markle calls all Ministers into the Conference Meeting Room to discuss a vote on completely ending all Volaworand-Roswaesian Servers.

Volaworand wrote:John was frustrated, typing code madly, "This doesn't make any sense! they are blocking my tracers almost as fast as I can send them. Outside attacks are never this fast. It's almost like they are inside our system servers."

Alastair was on his phone. "And put the whole base on lockdown, and start searching the server rooms one by one... Did I stutter??? Yes all of them! We think the attacks are coming from inside. Find them!"

"Ah-HA!" John exclaimed "I think I have them, west side... server room B-37"

Alastair barked into his phone, "Get your butts to B-37, now! the attack is coming from the server room: they must be directly connected to our network!"

Midand wrote:Jack got a ping on his phone.
Perplexed, he turned it on. It was from the team leader.
It read: "Volaworand knows. Wrap up whatever you're hacking and get the hell out."
It seemed the entire shack got the text and were now in a flurry of activity, either shouting at each other or slamming on the computer.
"WE HAVE 20 SECONDS TO EVAC GET THE HELL OUT!" a team member said, ripping out cords.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Prime Minister Brigid was notified of the hacking and she picked up the phone to call Dickson.

"If this Dickson guy doesn't pick up he must be busy doing something not important." - Minister Brigid waits impatiently.

Volaworand wrote:"They are getting sloppy. It's definitely got a Midand signature, how far out is security?" Alastair was pacing around the room. "I need video from your team!"

"The body cams feeds are coming online now, Minister."

"Well get them up on the big screen!"

"Yes Minister"

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Hayashi waits patiently in his office when suddenly Iemōto bursts in.

"SIR! SIR! We've just found out that the elections in the Buyeo Republic have been tampered with!"

Hayashi drops all other thoughts and stares at Iemōto. "Tell me more."

"Well, the system has been bugged. Hanguk-Nipponese internet security is now at risk!"

"Wasn't it always a risk from Volaworand?"

"But not like this.... Not at this level of severity."

".... Restrict communication to government-sponsored web channels. Call up the Hall of Worthies."

"But sir, they're all affiliated with the IDP-"

"Nevermind that, we have an issue at hand! Call them, now! We won't tolerate a false election."

Volaworand wrote:The security team was outside server room B-37. The team leader held up his finger to his lips indicating everyone should be quiet.

He held up his open hand and began curling back each finger counting down a go to enter the room.

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

GO GO GO! we are a go!

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Minister Markle emails back,

"We are doing the same thing to fire back at the attacks, we have blocked all internet traffic and we have restricted and rejected the entrance of anything that involves Volaworand, would you like to visit Roswaesia and speak with King Conner Morris on solving this issue quickly before it gets any worse?"

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:He replies.

"But I have to host the Naseon Convention. We can talk about it there."

Volaworand wrote:Alan Duncan's phone was blowing up.

"Not today! I'm on my way to the Rothera Zoo for the Free Trade Agreement signing, what kind of irritants does Alistair have for me now."

He reads his phone. "Stop the motorcade! We need to get to the Secure Issues Room now! Three Midand agents were just captured."

The driver made a sharp U-turn, and one of the Volaworand flags blew off the front of the car, carried high on the wind as it flapped out of sight.

Midand wrote:Jack got his computer with his beloved stickers taken away.
The Volaworandian team were ruthless, stripping away all loose items and throwing them into secured cars.
"Nothing's going to happen to us...right?" Jack nervously asked the other team members. "Because of the...erm...rules?"
"This is Volaworand we're talking about though", one of them said sadly.
Jack shivered. He had a point.

Volaworand wrote:Earlier today, Deanna Monroe, the Minister of Commerce and Industry, who was alone, was the very last to line up to sign the new Auphelia free trade deal, drafted to offset the potential loss of Midand as a primary trading partner.

"History will remember this day as a day in which new paths of hope were opened in the South Pacific," Monroe told the assembled leaders and guests. "Our Acting Prime Minister had an unavoidable scheduling conflict, but I know his entire cabinet is behind this deal with Auphelia. Today marks a renewal of our government's focus on trade and prosperity. We are looking outward to the future, not inward at the past."

The Acting Prime Minister's official schedule showed no conflicting commitments, but Dmitry Dzhabarov, spokesman for Prime Minister's Office, insisted that he had to pull out of the signing which clashed with a previously scheduled Security Committee meeting.

Dzhabarov dismissed the "fuss" over the late arrival and denied that it made the Acting PM look "marginal" or was designed to avoid bad publicity.

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Midand wrote:Cherry Menwen was sitting quietly at her home, a cup of tea in her hand, and MNN News still blaring a new report on The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand. She took a dainty sip when her laptop yelled at her, causing her to spill her tea on her carpet.
Couldn't she just have one crummy day to herself?
She opened up her laptop and saw her assistant Dellers Geldon staring at her in her office.
"What is it? If it's more Volaworand crap just email me", she grumbled, grabbing a few napkins.
"It's not that", Dellers said indignantly. "Lots of crap has happened."
Cherry sighed. "Lay it on me. However, I do not want to step foot in my office today."
Dellers sighed. "One thing: You know that team you sent out to Volaworand?"
"Yes?" Cherry said.
"Well...they got caught."
"Well that shouldn't be too much of a problem, right?" Cherry said, her face remaining the same. "We have angry-faced bureaucrats just ready to go if they so much lay a finger on them. Now if you'll - "
"Just drop it", Dellers said angrily. Cherry quieted.
"One other pretty bad thing is...the IAM and the higher-uppers are performing a full recall of the ministry."
Cherry's face finally changed. "What?"
"Yes they are. They're going through us bit by bit right now. Full search-n-sweep."
"What?! What is this even - "
Dellers cut her off again. "Public trust in you is falling Cherry. The Ministry's a mess. Mendeons seems pretty pissed at you."
Cherry fumed and reached for her coat.
"But before you leave...", Dellers said, and Cherry looked at his pixelated face indignantly.
"Fine", Cherry said, huffing.
"I think...they're going to sack you. Rumors and rifts are forming in the Parliament. I think they reached their breaking points. Best you make sure your stuff's packed...just in case."
Cherry huffed farther. "Not on my watch."
She slammed her laptop shut and threw on her coat.
On the other side, she only left Dellers to smile a peculiar smile at the dark screen.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Diplomats Preparing for the Worst

Diplomats that have been called to Naseon for the protocols have been ordered to prepare for the worst. After the very recent pull of Volaworand's military from a joint military base with Midand, the Hanguk-Nipponese Government has expressed concern for both sides.

The Chief Secretary of the Foreign Secretariat of the Administrative Offices, Min Akitori, has recently been interviewed. Stating that "these times are of great concern to the international community, what's worse is that the convention is soon and the government has ordered everyone to prepare themselves. So I have very good reason to be worried. Also, the withdrawal of officers from another country is a sign of distrust and deteriorating relations."

The Government of Midand has stated that they're "only pulling out protected officers" though the Hanguk-Nipponese Government believes otherwise. The question still remains: What will happen next?

Volaworand wrote:Volaworand's security service said it had arrested three Midand Agents attempting to carry out a massive cyberattack on the country's financial system. Midand claims the three are diplomatic staff on a private mission, a claim Volaworand rejects. A source close to the investigation says the three are suspected of being part of the terrorist group Le Front de Libération du Midand, saying there are indications they have been active in Aumeltopia Thefourthreich Hanguk-Nippon The sakhalinsk empire Techolandia Techganet Goverwal and North prarie. Membership in the terrorist group is punishable by up to five years imprisonment under the Public Order Temporary Measures Act.

Volaworand bank VTB said its websites had been targeted by a cyberattack but insisted its systems were still working "as normal".

The NCSC did not say if other countries' secret services were involved in the latest plot against Volaworand, but alleged the attacks used servers and "command centres" located in Techolandia belonging to Midandian hosting company, BlazingFast. It is unclear if the attacks also targeted other countries, with unconfirmed reports coming from as far away as Deumontiverland and Hanguk-Nippon.

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Volaworand wrote:The Minister of External Affairs and her faithful assistant had been on a plane for 11 hours, but Kamla Patelwill and Geri Gellers arrived late at night in Hanguk-Nippon.

"You're liable to become a fixture here in Hanguk-Nippon, Geri. Your second visit in as many weeks. Your contacts at the Tea Convention were invaluable. I'm glad you could accompany me to Naseon."

"It's an absolutely lovely nation, Minister. I really wish I could visit it off the clock someday."

"You know I still need to nominate an ambassador. Would you be interested?"

"Oh my goodness, Minister, Of course I would be honoured."

"Well let's get through these meetings and I'll sign the paperwork as soon as we get back home. I think you'll be a great face of Volaworand here, if you don't mind being so far from home. Anyway, I'm exhausted. Do you know where the hotel is?"

Geri smiled broadly, "Yes, Minister."

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Techolandia, Midand, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Techganet, Nova Montron

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Volaworand wrote:Officials have arrested three suspects believed to be behind what authorities are calling the biggest hack in Volaworand's history.

The arrests took place last weekend and included what authorities believe to be the main hacker, and two of his accomplices. The investigation is ongoing, and other parties are being sought. Midand has attempted to assert official protection over the three, tacitly admitting to being behind the attack.

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Midand wrote:Assistant Minister of Foreign Affairs Dellers Geldon talked with IAM Director Tered Delliam in the courtyard, the sun setting, the roads and court empty.
Save for them.
"So, how's the wife, how's the kids, how's life in general?" Tered said sarcastically, just through.
"Oh...good...", Dellers said, pulling out a photo.
This took Tered by surprise. He didn't expect him to be serious...
"This is my wife and teenage daughter", Dellers said, smoothing the creases. "They're in Volaworand now. I have no idea what has become of them..."
He clutched the photo as if his life depended on it and took a long drag of his cigarette. Tered tried to awkwardly change the subject.
"So...how's the Ministry going? Besides the recall..."
Tered shoved his hands into his pocket.
"Oh...recall-ish", Dellers said drearily. "Any word on the..."officials?"
He put emphasis on "officials".
Tered couldn't thank him enough for the topic change...but then he realized this also wasn't the best topic.
"Still detained in Volaworand. Don't know what's happening to them, but a plane full of angry bureaucrats is on it's way. Hanguk-Nippon, Roswaesian diplomacy, and Techganet aren't on to us yet..."
"Good...", Dellers said. "And Menwen?"
"Didn't see much of her today except for her poking around her office. She's suspicious."
"Yes...yes...don't know how she knew though", Dellers said. A faint, but unnoticed, smirk appeared on his lips. He then suddenly pulled Tered close and slipped a phone into Tered's pocket.
"Take this. It's about Menwen."
Dellers then took another puff of his cigarette and walked back into the Capitol, leaving Tered to stand there as the sun sank below the mountain.

South Pacifica Isles wrote:Volaworand Lymnfrees Midand

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South Pacifica Isles wrote:Midand Volaworand Lymnfrees

Denouncing Midand for supporting terrorism and war crimes in his conflict-torn country, South Pacifica Isles Deputy Prime Minister Walid Al-Moualem reported to the World Court on Saturday that the seven-year civil war is almost over, calling all those opposing General Shoigu terrorists.

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Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Why would you make such accusations? If you have any evidence we suggest that you submit it to The World Court and we will place in under review and investigation.

Imperial isaac wrote:Theres no proof hes supporting terroism though.

Volaworand wrote:When the first sorties were launched, opposition forces fighting the SPI government were a mere 30 kilometres from the base outside Latakia, on the South Pacifica Isles coast. Now, the closest enemy troops are more than 400 kilometres away, and territory held by Le Front de Liberation du Midand (FLM) is shrinking by the day. They've been driven back by unrelenting, punishing attacks by Volaworandian bombs and missiles and on the ground by SPI government troops and militias supported by Volaworandian "advisers" and special forces.

Tactically, Volaworand's intervention has turned the course of the conflict. Shoigu's regime, which was on the verge of collapse, is now resurgent. Volaworand's generals now openly talk about shifting to the next phase of the war, which is hunting down and taking out other militants from formerly FLM-affiliated groups elsewhere in South Pacifica Isles. The threat posed by FLM being on Volaworand's back doorstep was one of the major motivations for Prime Minister Lina Hovland to join the conflict. Another was Volaworand's desire to show the world that it could be a major power and reliable ally in the South Pacific once again. Having a friendly government supporting Volaworand in international affairs is welcomed by the government.

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Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:We are currently investigating Midand’s intelligence report, and most is coming up false, but we have only found some to be true, we ask you to bring a speech up to the stand at The World Court to address recent accusations, we will begin attempting to try and shift The World Court’s focus away from Midand’s internally harmful accusations.

Volaworand wrote:COMMENTS FROM ACTING PRIME MINISTER DUNCAN'S OFFICE

Prime Minister Lina Hovland, who is slowly dying after being poisoned by Midand's Cherry Menwen, would beg to differ. And the recent Midand attacks the banking and public transit system are proceeding through Volaworand's Justice System under the Public Order Temporary Measures Act, where the Le Front de Libération du Midand was officially designated a terrorist group.

Volaworand is proceeding under our domestic justice system, and applying pressure on Midand directly, without bringing complaints to the WC, but we continue to decry the WC's focus on the false allegations of cyber meddling brought by Midand and Techolandia.

We have no control over how General Shoigu's government in theSouth Pacifica Isles regards the situation, but do appreciate their support.

Midand wrote:"Any updates?" Assistant Minister of Foreign Affairs Dellers Geldon said to Tered Delliam, IAM Director.
"No", Tered said with a grimace. "The gals in Volaworand still ain't budging. The bureaucrats didn't even get to do anything. We've given them an ultimatum, but they don't seem to get it, or they're doing it on purpose to piss us off."
Dellers nodded and sat down in a chair next to Tered. He clutched his pocket with the photo. He felt a tear coming, but he ignored it.
Tered tried to lighten the mood. "Take a load of this garbage", he said, passing Dellers a newspaper.
A copy of the recent issue of The Midandia Times.
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Dellers read it with interest and boredom, somehow at the same time. "Terrorists, huh? Volaworand must be really getting desperate. Do you know of anything related to this...terrorist group?"
"Well not that I know of", Tered said, laughing awkwardly. He quieted down.
Dumb joke.
"Well, there is a terrorist group throwing hissy fits, though I'm pretty sure they're not Midandian based. I should make a few calls", Tered said.
Dellers then changed his expression. "And the file I gave you on Menwen?"
Tered went cold. That file. Yeah...
"Are you sure all that on there is true? Some of that seems quite far-fetched."
"I've been working under her for years", Dellers said indignantly. "Why would she let all of us know?"
A faint smirk on Deller's lips disappeared.
Tered's phone then buzzed. A new news story from Roswaesian diplomacy.
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"What..."
"You sure that's not us either?" Dellers said sarcastically.
"Not us either. I got a lot of calls to make", Tered said, sighing. "Hanguk-Nippon, Techganet, Roswaesian diplomacy...they're all getting a little pissed at us..."
"You be busy then", Dellers said. He patted the photo in his pocket and opened his laptop and began typing away, leaving Tered in silence.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:They have to earn our friendship.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Techolandia, Volaworand, Midand, Hanguk-Nippon, Techganet, Nova Montron

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Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Techolandia, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Midand, Nova Montron, Techganet

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Volaworand wrote:Military analyst Pavel Felgenhauer said "It would appear the General Shoigul regime in South Pacifica Isles has chosen to sweep the ISU spy allegations under the rug, in exchange for increased military support from Volaworand. If the apparent target of the spying doesn't co-operate then the TRC was left with little choice but to close the probe."

Volaworand's federal TRC said that it had ended its inquiry into "the possible mass collection of telecommunication data of the South Pacifica Isles government by Volaworand's Intelligence Services Unit".

It said that although the agency conducted "strategic signals intelligence" and tapped online communications, there was "no hard evidence" that they "illegally, systematically and massively" monitored SPI telecommunications and Internet traffic or operated any locations in the South Pacifica Isles for the purposes of depriving detainee's their constitutional protections during questioning.

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Volaworand wrote:Did the Volaworand Antarctic College ignore faculty reports that a spy might be working at a campus-controlled research facility so as not to jeopardize a lucrative Volaworand Space Agency contract? That’s the basis of a whistleblower suit filed last week against VAC by Sandra Troian, a professor of applied physics there who says the university, after dismissing her concerns, tried to retaliate against her for speaking with federal authorities.

Troian says that a former postdoctoral research scholar in VAC Space Sciences Department violated federal law by acquiring security-sensitive research information from a Nova Montron institution.

VAC officials, along with the former VAC employee in question, deny the claims and accuse Troian of suing due to negative conclusions about her in a recent research misconduct investigation.

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Midand wrote:(Volaworand)
Dellers Geldon spoke softly in the dark with an unknown voice.
"Did Delliam take the bait?" the voice asked.
"Yes he did", Dellers said, lighting a cigarette and patting the photo in his pocket.
"That's good. Where's Menwen?" the voice asked again, lighting a cigarette itself.
Dellers smiled. "Oh going crazy. She's been all over the IAM and is being quite the brat", Dellers said, chuckling slightly at the end.
"This plan...I do not agree with it", the voice said, sparks flying from his cigarette. "Are you sure it will work?"
"Yes", Dellers said boldly. "We plan, Menwen takes the fall, I get to do what I have to do."
"Yes...", the figure said. They were then interrupted by Dellers's phone pinging, a message from one of his many news subscriptions.
"Well look at this...Roswaesian diplomacy pulled out of the trade program."
"Wonder what Cordan would say", the figure said, chuckling.
"What would Hanguk-Nippon, Techganet, and Volaworand say?" Dellers said back. "Midand is going downhill lately. I can fix that."
"Yeah...you do that", the man said, still doing.
"Yes I would", Dellers said to himself.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:We haven’t officially pulled out, however, we are pretty close to suspending current programs until this conflict is fixed.

Midand wrote:Volaworand, Roswaesian diplomacy, Hanguk-Nippon
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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Doubtful. I knew this program was doomed to fail in the first place.

Volaworand wrote:Volaworand's Police have released the following intercepted text exchange, which occurred around the time that Prime Minister Hovland was poisoned.

They believe it is a code discussing the delivery of the vial of dioxin later found in Minister Menwen's hotel room.

The investigators continue to follow the digital footprint left behind during the Midand diplomatic visit last month.

Police ask anyone with information to contact authorities.

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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Hanguk-Nippon Officially Withdraws from the ITCP

After several short deliberations, the Hanguk-Nipponese Hall of Worthies declared that "their time with Midand is over. Hanguk-Nippon needs to look elsewhere for allies. We now know that Midand is not one of them". The Imperial Army was recently tasked with the withdrawal of Hanguk-Nipponese diplomats from Midand, and talks on cooperation have begun to break down.

On related news, Hanguk-Nippon has still permitted Midand to send over its delegation for the Naseon Convention despite recent tensions. However, public opinion of Midand has rapidly decreased.

Midand wrote:Luhi:Treso'a watched the sadly watched another plane take off, most of it's passengers most likely never to return to their beloved island again.
Her daughter Luhi:Tresa comforted her, patting her back. The airport had a very sad demeanor, and the billowing snowstorm outside did not help. The waiting lounge was dark and dreary, and the gate agent gave up trying to cheer everyone up.
Luhi:Treso'a was part of the Luhi Clan, a distant branch of Midandian natives who had resided on their island near Volaworand for millenia. But then the Midandian government, who owned the beautiful snowcapped island, proclaimed that due to some odd "budget" issue, their island was being loaned off to a private company.
Treso'a hoped that the company that accepted the island would be sympathetic to the Luhi's plight, but Midand Global Corp. a conglomerate notorious for it's impact, had bought it and...they were forced to leave. Their reserves weren't classed as permanent, so they couldn't refute their claim.
Treso'a couldn't take it anymore and buried her head in her eyes.
"I'm sorry...", she weeped in her native language.
Tresa, who had lived in Midand City for a period of time, patted her on the back again. "It's sad, I know", she said in a mix of Midandian and English. "But the reservation there is a great place. You'll..."
She trailed off, deciding it was just best to let her mother weep.
And Treso'a weeped.
She weeped harder when the gate agent announced boarding for their flight to South Midandia Island and then to Midand City, the pristinely white jet pulling up to the jetway.
Why did they have to be affected as well?

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Prime Minister Brigid Markle steps up to The Parliamentary's Main Stand alongside The Minister of Economics and Logistics Lillian Marturszergen.

Minister Markle begins speaking; Hello Fellow Ministers and Parliamentarians, we request that you acknowledge Midand's recent actions as a nation in whole, they have repeatedly been violating International Peace alongside the Hanguk-Nipponese Peninsula and the Roswaesian Mainland, agreeing with Hanguk-Nippon, public opinions and views about Midand have begun decreasing rapidly, immigration from Midand to Roswaesia has also increased by 1.2%, meaning more and more people are leaving their own country because of the world turning on their homeland government. Midand has brought this upon themselves, we are hoping to begin repairing relations with Volaworand and we are also willing to send teams to Volaworand voluntarily to help out with ending cyber-terrorism of which is currently highly present there, we will be filing two complaints onto The World Court, both relating to Midand's high tendency in releasing false information to public view as propaganda to persuade thoughts across the world, we will begin slowly ending relations with Midand, by cutting all media related to Midand from entering public view, we thank Midand for everything that they may have done in the past to help Roswaesia, but it is time to end it here, and we also applaud Hanguk-Nippon in releasing their choice at leaving The ITCP, we will be alongside them in this journey and would love to work with them in the future around trade, now here is a few words from our Minister of Economics and Logistics Lillian Marturszergen.

Mrs. Marturszergen rises as Mrs. Markle backs and adjusts the microphone for speaking.

Minister Marturszergen begins speaking nervously; Hello Ministers and Parliamentarians, as most of you know, The Department of Economics and Logistics have been stressed with the recent happenings with Midand and the ITCP, The International Financing Hub stated that the ITCP is corrupt and could lead to Midand taking foreign goods without paying the proper price for receiving them, this lead to Economics and Logistics finalizing their vote to end all trading relations with Midand, and the ITCP, we would love to increase trading and normal relations with Hanguk-Nippon, this could result in quicker and less corrupt trading cooperation between nations of two strong governments, we thank you for sitting with Parliamentary today.

North prarie wrote:PRARIE NEWS NETWORK BREAKING NEWS

President Kay Valieant has announced that North Prarie will stay in Midand and not pull out of Roosevelt Roads Joint Base. This comes after tensions between Midand and the world have been rising, and after ally Volaworand pulled out of the base after 3 Midandian spies were discovered on Volaworandian territory. President Valieant has said that she does not wish to provoke Volaworand, she just thinks it is the correct move for international relations. "Although Volaworand is a historical ally, and even though we are aware of the fact that we have territory on Antarctica, we cannot leave behind our great friendship with Midand and our historical ties with the Midandians. I will be negotiating and speaking with Mr. Duncan and Mr. Mendeons throughout the week."

North prarie wrote:Newest updates on Roosevelt Roads.

North Prariean Minister of Military Activity Jeff Halz has come out saying that North Prarie wishes for the formerly Volaworandian portion of Roosevelt Roads Joint Base to be converted into a Prariean naval base.
"I have spoken with strategists and contractors and we have come to the decision that North Prarie wishes to take over the formerly Volaworandian naval portion of Roosevelt Roads and convert it into a Prariean naval base, therefore making the entire base North Prariean. We will make infastructure and militarical investments, which will bring new jobs into the Northwestern Coast area. We are happy to work with our Volaworandian and Midandian allies to make this happen."

Midand wrote:Assistant Minister of Foreign Affairs Dellers Geldon sifted through and threw away his pile of papers, grumbling to himself about Menwen's absence and all the work he got.
It was mostly all the crap from Volaworand, and rising suspicion and strained relations with nations like Techganet, Hanguk-Nippon, and Roswaesian diplomacy.
Getting more and more frustrated by the moment, and frustrated at the slow rate of his current...plan...he decided to take it all out on a lowly intern passing his office, holding cups of coffee in his hands.
"Damn nations, just taking it all out on us!" Dellers yelled. "Is there one nation that can still stay with us?!"
The intern whimpered, piping hot coffee spilling all over his hands. "I...erm...brought your coffee sir..."
Dellers sighed. "Put it on my desk."
The intern cautiously wiped his hands and put the steaming cup on Dellers's desk. Dellers opened the window and sighed.
The intern then piped up timidly. "What about North prarie? They seem quite levelheaded for the whole crisis..."
Dellers lit up. "Exactly!"

Midand wrote:Volaworand, Roswaesian diplomacy, Techganet, Hanguk-Nippon, North prarie, Hanguk-Nippon
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Imperial isaac wrote:Goverment Advisor: We need midand seperated

Isaac E: Why?

Goverment Advisor: We cant say what since there could be spys here but ill show you.

Isaac E: protests are one thing but this is insane.

Leaked talk

Midand wrote:

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Imperial isaac wrote:

Leaked talks 2

Isaac E: so you wanna do this explain

Goverment advisior: Wel-

Some guy: Were being leaked

Isaac E: What?!

Some guy: Midand knows!

Isaac E: Well they don't know everything we haven't even got to witch group were supporting.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:"If the Midandian people distrust their government, they have the right to do so."

-The Seoul Times

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:page=dispatch/id=1110492

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Midand, Volaworand, Hanguk-Nippon, Techolandia, Techganet, Nova Montron, South Pacifica Isles.

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Midand wrote:The current Assistant Minister of Foreign Affairs Dellers Geldon marched smugly into Leader Hondunurs Mendeons's office. He looked stressed, angry, and about to go off all at the same time.
Dellers decided it was best to keep smooth, silent, and calm. Mendeons had this interesting mind, and he had to find his way through it.
Mendeons sighed and closed his laptop. "Ah, Assistant Minister Geldon...report", he grumbled. He was doodling something strange on a sketchpad. Dellers couldn't see it, but there were a lot of scribbles.
"Volaworand still ain't budging", Dellers said.
Mendeons sighed further. "Menwen should've known that plan wouldn't work. Are we still giving them consequences?"
"Nothing feasible", Dellers said. "The detainees could be staying there all year."
Mendeons sighed. "Great", he muttered under his breath. "Anymore?"
"Techganet and Hanguk-Nippon are growing suspicious. Roswaesian diplomacy is out the door by now. The protests are still going on, they're still being handled. No one on the outposts are taking it well, and Volaworand's still throwing hissy fits.
"Menwen's a little out of action at the moment", Dellers said. "Though she's still messing everything up...in her own home. I trust you got the file Tered gave you?"
He saw Mendeons grimace. "Yes. Hell, as much as I hate Menwen, I don't think - "
Dellers cut him off. "I've been serving under for years, you think I know?"
"Take the bait, take the bait, take...", Dellers thought.
Mendeons sighed. "I'm filing an injunction. Until now, her position is suspended."
"Ah, I see", Dellers said, trying hard not to smile.
"Now, you're dismissed - ", Mendeons said.
Dellers held his breath.
" - Minister Geldon."

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:

Minister of Foreign Affairs Michael Rossborough arrived at Parliamentary eager to share his thoughts.

'Minister, we are pleased to have you back at Parliamentary would you like me to take your coat?' - Said Maid Jacquie.

'Yes, that would be great' - said Minister Rossborough in a voice of excitement.

Minister Rossborough was lead into The Room of The Main, Parliamentary's voting room

All ministers arose and vowed as he made his entrance. (Roswaesia is very key to respecting royalty and respecting government officials of high executive authority)

Michael Rossborough was announced by The Prime Stand, and he started to speak.

"Dear Parliamentarians and Ministers of this wonderful nation called Roswaesia, we wish to tell you that all Midand relations have been cut, meaning international conflicts are mostly gone!' - Hundreds of Parliamentarians and Ministers began applauding.

"Midand is putting their citizens through pure hell and their citizens through uncontrollable environments of riots, The Midandian Government has begun only caring about themselves and their power and international presence, Midand continued making attempts at dumping their numerous versions of Propaganda into our government and too our citizens, which The Roswaesian Department of Homeland Security blocked before it reached media's view and public views began to change." - Said Rossborough in a anxious voice.

- Michael Clinched his fists in a quick mood swing

"Roswaesians are aware that Midand is committing several versions of international hatred and has featured private groups to steal foreign intelligence to stop foreign and international investigations, I mean 4 Midandian officials are in Roswaesia as we speak starting their sentence for 40 years in prison. Midand has several layers of federal corruption and attempts to hypocritical processes such as saying The Nation of Volaworand is horrible for committing mistakes that are mostly in the past. Midand's hypocritical demands and actions to foreign nations needs to stop immediately, or we will take actions to make sure it stops."

- The Room Immediately silenced after that last sentence.

'Minister?' - said a quiet voice in the background of hundreds of Parliamentarians.

- The Minister of Homeland Security Alina Mahgahony stood up and The Prime Stand turned on her microphone to speak.

'We have been under a cyber attack from foreign intelligence in Midand for awhile, but we have blocked all attacks'

- Several Parliamentarians began getting outraged by the previous statement.

"Quiet Down Immediately" - The Prime Stand silenced everyone.

'Thank you, as I was saying, Midand has been attempting to research foreign intelligence's to find the weaknesses that the intelligence's government is not aware of. Midand has been mostly committing these attacks in Roswaesia, while possibly pushing several attacks in Hanguk-Nippon, Techganet, and even Volaworand while releasing several denouncing statements to Volaworand while doing the attacks themselves, this needs to immediately come to a hault or consequences will be given."

- All Parliamentarians are outraged at this point.

- The Prime Stand requested and issued a vote to all Parliamentarians, making all their computer screens light up.

The Prime Stand began speaking.

"Dear Parliamentarians, after the provided evidence and suggestions from the Minister of Homeland Security we ask that you pull a vote too began liberation groups to start pushing The Midandian government for a change."

Parliamentarians immediately started voting at rapid speeds.

Michael Rossborough began to speak once again. "Our Minister of Homeland Security has a point on Midand, they are committing international crimes, so we need to start pushing Midand to change in a whole, Roswaesians are being pulled from Midand immediately and then travel will be blocked. This is just the start of a Roswaesian-Midand process.

- All Parliamentarians voted by the end time of that speech.

- Parliamentary vote for The Midandian Government Refresh Plan 929 to 71

"Now all we need is for Midand to give us permission to begin the process on fixing the Midandian government and help them have a good reputation in the future" - Rossborough said grinning while finalizing his statement.

- All Parliamentarians stood up and begin making a mass exodus out into The Main Parliamentary building.

Imperial isaac wrote:Midand meanwhile again.

Isaac E: Ohhh nice ste

Millitary man: ISAAC E WE HAVE BIG PROBLEM!

Isaac E: Well?

Millitary man: Our ambassador to Midand was Murdered!

Isaac E: Well it cant be the government can it?

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:THE ROSWAESIAN GOVERNMENT

The Roswaesian Government is making efforts to stop pollution within its territories and the surrounding areas, therefore, things will need to be removed to be the beginning cause of removing atmosphere pollution, to start on ending the climate's pollution, Propane is now illegal across all Roswaesian territories, if you are found with a tank or any other byproduct of propane, you could be fined up too $1000, this excludes special manufacturing districts, however, we will be working on new material that prevents pollution from rising into the air, any foreign pollution that is found within our territories, we will begin filing complaints with The World Court and to foreign nations for "Foreign Pollution". Thank you.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:THE ROSWAESIAN GOVERNMENT

Trade Route 58 between Roswaesia and Nova Montron will be closed due to the annual 31st Gartensbage District Parade, trading will resume at around 3:30 P.M. Nova-Roswaesian Time, until then, all Nova Montron trading traffic will be notified to take Trade Route 36 as a detour route.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:THE ROSWAESIAN GOVERNMENT

The Roswaesian Government will be closing The Hanguk-Nippon-Roswaesian Bridge to begin constructing a accessible, more usable , trading route between our two countries, acknowledging that the land claims in Southeastern Russia could conflict in trading between Roswaesia and Hanguk-Nippon, The Bridge will resume in 2-3 days.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:THE ROSWAESIAN GOVERNMENT

The Roswaesian Government is issuing that 25,000 pounds of meat be pulled from all markets due to possible Salmonella poisoning and potential Chemical Intoxication, main producing stores include, The Roswaesian Market, Vlatsunbuerg Store, and The Central Store.

Midand wrote:Volaworand, Roswaesian diplomacy
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Midand wrote:The Temporary Minister of Foreign Affairs, Dellers Geldon, stood, accomplished as all the movers and lifters lifted all of Menwen's stuff out of the office.
The ugly dog-covered vase that Menwen always seemed to like. The dusty tea set that she never used. Her desk, her spinning chair, and her potted flowers.
The suspicion letters from Roswaesian diplomacy, Hanguk-Nippon, Techganet, and Volaworand.
All moving out. The mail pile was replaced with Dellers's, and his name was now on the plaque on the door.
Dellers Geldon
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Room East A26

"Finally", he thought as the last mover put his chair in. He sat down in the larger office, gazing in awe at how bigger the office was than his.
He could finally correct Menwen's wrongs. Bring the Ministry into his vision. Get Volaworand and Midand back on track with each other. Have more authority.
Be better than Menwen.
Save his family.
He wasted no time and immediately sent messages to Volaworand, Hanguk-Nippon, Roswaesia, Techganet, and many other nations affected.
It was done.
Maybe, for one last time...he could see his family again.

Volaworand wrote:Volaworand Police are conducting an operation today in the South Shetland Islands.

Numerous foreign research stations have been placed on lockdown as the police are conducting site searches.

Details have not been confirmed however anonymous sources say they are looking for other Midand hackers who may have fled to the northern islands using faked scientific researcher travel documents.

Police have refused to comment on the purpose of the operation.

Midand wrote:The team leader glanced nervously at the team and then back at the door to the ferry.
The ferry terminal bustled with travelers, shouting families, and screaming people complaining about the ticket price.
"Stop being nervous; if we get on the ferry, the cops are long gone", one of the team members said, chewing on a toothpick.
"That's exactly what I'm nervous about. If we don't get on the ferry, the cops catch us!" she said, sweating.
"Quit worrying, what's 2 minutes going to do?"
"Now boarding Class C, ferry to South Midandia - Airport Island Port."
Maybe he was right. Maybe they could make it.
There were reports of police searching the Shetlands, and they were going to suffer the same fate as the "Forgotten Three" if they weren't quick.
(LOL, got memories of The Last Crusade...I should watch that again)

Volaworand wrote:Volaworand Space Agency scuttles GSAT-7 satellite after failed test.

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Volaworand wrote:VN - At least two suspects involved in a spy network fled Volaworand for Midand on Friday, a week after three suspects were detained, Volaworand media reported today.

According to the Volaworand daily An-Nahar, the latest suspects may have posed as employees of Midand Global Corp.

The daily said that the alleged suspects escaped the country from the South Shetlands Ferry Port in the northern district.

Police have apprehended three suspects over the past month in an expanding probe into an alleged network of Midand spies employed in the country's telecom sector.

In response, Le Front de Liberation du Midand (FLM) leadership claimed the FLM had complete control over Volaworand's telecom sector, a charge flatly denied by the NCSC.

Since April 2018, Volaworand has arrested more than 70 people on suspicion of spying or terrorism, including the three Midand agents.

Volaworand wrote:Is Volaworand's media falling for Midand's charm offensive?

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Midand wrote:Volaworand, Techganet, Roswaesian diplomacy, Hanguk-Nippon
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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:We shall see how far he gets.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:The Treaty of Okayama

After recent tensions between Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Midand, Techganet, and Roswaesian diplomacy, Hanguk-Nippon has proposed a treaty directed against Midand in their recent espionage investigations and the current strained relations. Observers look on as Hanguk-Nippon prepares for military cooperation with another power.

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Volaworand wrote:Kamla Patelwill looks over the proposal of Hanguk-Nippon. She is generally pleased, but scribbles a few notes to send to their diplomatic team.
  • In the Preamble, what is meant by Hoping that the Volaworand maintains the level of formality in their military? With the increased tension we face in the South Pacific, we are slowly raising our military spending, having only recently increased our spending from 2% of GDP to 3.8%... ultimately we hope to cap out just under 5% would this level of spending be at odds with this proposal?

  • In Article 1: We have some questions around the military equipment coordination. Being a peaceful and isolated polar nation we have an extremely small land force, so have only little use for armored equipment. Our main focus is naval technologies, polar climate search and rescue equipment and auxillary naval support like ice breakers and tugs to keep our ports clear. We do have a fair sized navy and are currently researching adapting our nuclear power tech for development of a nuclear powered submarine fleet. We have delayed replacing our current 5 submarines until this technology can be developed domestically for use during long patrols under the ice shelves of our nation.

  • Also in Article 1: What do you see the scope of a joint military-research institution, and how would it be funded? We would be willing to commit to a wide group offering mutual aid and intelligence sharing, perhaps a joint disaster response team formation for monitoring and responding to natural or technological disasters, but we are very wary of our troops being on foreign soil for anything other than strict humanitarian grounds. We do still technically have, on paper, a defensive alliance with Techganet, North prarie, and Midand under the Eastfold treaty, although it has withered we doubt it be honoured in the event an outbreak of state sponsored violence. Should that treaty officially dissolve (perhaps under this treaty if Techganet and North Prarie agreed?) then we might be open to a more robust defensive alliance. As things sit now legally, we can't commit to ally against Midand, while we are still allies on paper.

  • In Article 2, could the point on shipping lanes read "Shipping lanes will monitored and, if the country of origin deems it necessary, may be protected by convoys at their own expense. Signatories agree to share information about real and potential threats interruptions of trade."

  • We support Article 3, and would be open to a longer period of Non-Agression if other parties were willing. We would ask if it would be acceptable to replace "None of the signatories may support the enemy of the other through direct military intervention and/or through the use of volunteer corps" with "None of the signatories may support a declared enemy of the other through direct military support or through third parties."

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:1. It is of no concern.

2. Adding naval technology and winter equipment as Hanguk-Nippon has a very formidable navy, but lacks much high-quality winter equipment. We will also assist you in the process of clearing out ice from your ports.

3. It will be funded through the Administrative Offices and Vathesian Treasury as we have annexed them

4. It won't dissolve (just weakened). However, it will be ignored by my government. Also, I have never stated that this treaty was against Midand. It only concerned them.

5. Changed.

6. Changed but all lend-leases to a declared enemy are strictly prohibited.

Le Front de Liberation du Midand wrote:page=dispatch/id=1111162

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Hanguk-Nippon, we are aware of the treaty that you have proposed, and we are sending it through parliamentary to see if any revisements to the current treaty are necessary to implement the best possible outcome, as this may take a long time, we ask that all nations involved in the treaty are patient until Roswaesia announces their voting outcome to ratify the treaty in this nation or not, thank you. (Volaworand, Midand)

Techolandia wrote:Volaworand, Midand, Hanguk-Nippon, Nova Montron, Deusutopia, New Front, Aequalitate, Techganet, The sakhalinsk empire, North prarie, it is time to speak out and rise up again Roswaesian Diplomacy and the World Court! It's now or never! page=dispatch/id=1102195 page=dispatch/id=1111424

Midand wrote:Under Dellers Geldon's administration, we have decided to decline jumping into this current issue, simply because we want to untangle our own first.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Hanguk-Nippon Begins to Close the Door

Hanguk-Nippon has begun to show signs of pursuing a "Selective Closed-Door Policy" with other nations. Ever since the World Court was dissolved, the Hanguk-Nipponese Government realized that everything was much easier to do. Several new policies known as the "새新しい외교外交전戦略 (Saeatarshī oegyogaikō jeonsenryaku)" or "New Diplomatic Strategy" have been taken on to better secure Hanguk-Nippon's diplomatic relations, and to put Hanguk-Nippon's interests first. What sparked this was the recent distancing from Roswaesian diplomacy and the shift towards Volaworand.

Observers believe that this is the first step in Hanguk-Nippon's desire for greatness and self-determination.

Volaworand wrote:Kamla reviews the changes and smiles. "Yes, this is something I believe I could get Acting Prime Minister Duncan to support. Are there any other nations you are looking to open this up to, or do you want this to be a bilateral treaty only?"

Volaworand wrote:Yes, they would be acceptable for us, though we aren't sure how they feel towards us at the moment. Perhaps if you approach them to see if they would be open to it?

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Yes, I could talk to them.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:We agree, if you are willing to work with us to restart this international body to form a more democratic version, we are willing to work with you and any other nation.

Midand wrote:Volaworand, Roswaesian diplomacy, Techganet, Techolandia, Hanguk-Nippon, North prarie
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Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:The World Court is being dissolved, meaning no nation can any longer be within it’s legislature.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Perhaps this will result in a lasting peace.

Midand wrote:Temporary Minister of Foreign Affairs Dellers Geldon stared forlornly at the sun, it's gleaming glow slowly descending under the mess of urban buildings of Midandia.
He sighed. His family, Lindsay and Troy, were probably looking at the very same sun...on the bottom of the world.
Dellers slumped back into his chair, lit a cigar, and looked at the now framed photo on his desk. Their smiles. Lindsay's hair billowing in the wind. Troy looking so determined on his bike.
His thoughts were broken when an intern knocked on his door.
"Come in, be quick", Dellers grumbled.
The intern walked in and threw a stack of papers on his desk. "Profiles on the diplomatic teams you're sending to Volaworand You're sure you can't just hold an international - "
"Zip it", Dellers said. "I have my reasons."
The intern bit his lip and left his office.
Dellers flipped through the papers, looking for a team member he could trust the most.
And at last he found Dalea Gellerson.
He opened up his phone and texted her.
"Save my damn family."

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The World Court has collapsed. Nations are diplomatically aligning with Volaworand and growing suspicious of Midand. With the region splintering into factions the terrorist group le Front de liberation du Midand threatens the tenuous peace.

Imperial isaac wrote:Isaac E: i think its time for the strike against the liberation front

Goverment minister: we need allys though

Imperial isaac wrote:Roswaesian diplomacy Phonamrong welp its time

Isaac E: welp the conflict has began a member from Le Front de Liberation du Midand killed the ambassador their tyranny will end in midand
Le Front de Liberation du Midand its time Midand prepare to (im not invading main midand)

Imperial isaac wrote:The Liberation war has begun Imperial isaac East midanian and other groups vs Le Front de Liberation du Midand

Edit: Kaionese Infantry Air force and naval units approach the shores of Le Front de Liberation du Midand's occupied territory

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Techolandia, Volaworand, Midand, Techganet, Deusutopia, Hanguk-Nippon

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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:An interesting development.

Le Front de Liberation du Midand wrote:FLM sees armed combat as the centre of its existence and as the only method to achieve its objectives. FLM sources cite this belief as follows: “the only way to liberation is to organise and enlarge the fire-power of guerrilla corps and orientate them towards all targets.” In this newest video, FLM stated that the fight will be taken to all South Pacific cities. In the video message, FLM militants threaten to “attack the institutions and allies of the Midand state all over the world. The capitalist dogs in Imperial Isaac shall drown in rivers of their own blood.”

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North prarie wrote:Unmarked aircraft over Northern Midand, 2:44 AM, 8/24/2030

Lt. Colonel Micheal Gardeporte stared out the window into the Midandian summer night, then back at the Special Forces division he helped lead. The 20-something, hard faced soldiers were readying their assault rifles, loading their SMGs, tinkering with their grendades. These men were going to land right into the heart of one of the most dangerous guerrilla groups in the world, the Le Front de Liberation du Midand. Midand Liberation Front. How dare they steal one of the most beautiful languages, and an old Prariean one at that, to name their radical terrorist group.
He turned to Private First Class Matt London, one of the younger, but more hard-working and exciting men on the team.
"Lt. Colonel, how dangerous are these guys really?"
"You have no idea, Private. We have an upper hand, but these SOBs will blow the f*****g face off of anyone who doesn't keep their head on a swivel at all times."
Drop in 20
"Lt. Colonel, do you think we'll really go to war with the Volaworandians?"
"Probably not. They're our allies. But if we had to, we know how to fight in that weather, though we're probably not as prepared as they will be. It'll probably be a Saknippon Isles situation."
Drop in 15
"Whats the Saknippon isles, Lt. Colonel?"
"Look it up if you get back from this mission alive, Private. Now get your ass of your bench and get ready. We're-
Drop in 10.
there. Go."
"If you get back from this mission alive." Matt kept those words in his head while listening to machine gun fire or rustling while riding down on his glider.
Matt London killed the first FLM member he saw.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:This is very interesting, have you identified the aircraft?

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:That seems interesting! we can defeeat them via ground forces if they need any help!

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:If North Prarie needs any help in defeating Le Front de Liberation du Midand.

North prarie wrote:Sure. We'll take all the help offered.

Midand wrote:North prarie, Volaworand, Techganet, Hanguk-Nippon, Roswaesian diplomacy, Techolandia, Le Front de Liberation du Midand (wow that's a lot)
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Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:Okay, we will send within 1-3 days.

Roswaesian diplomacy wrote:THE ROSWAESIAN GOVERNMENT
Monday, October 22, 2030 at 9:46 AM Roswaesian Capital Time

The Roswaesian Government is releasing this message to announce that we will be sending ground forces to counter Le Front de Liberation du Midand, these ground forces are no threat to Midandian Citizens, we will be working alongside North prarie to completely remove Le Front de Liberation du Midand from any held power in Midand, we hope that Volaworand and Techolandia help in removing this harmful terrorist group located inside of Midand.

Midand wrote:We appreciate your help. COMM teams from Midand are currently on nationwide manhunts, hunting down different FLM members. We advise other nations' militaries to do the same.

Le Front de Liberation du Midand wrote:SITE is currently working to determine the primary source of the list, which includes individual phone numbers and addresses of people in Midand, Volaworand, Imperial isaac, South Pacifica Isles, Techganet, North prarie, Techolandia, Hanguk-Nippon, Deumontiverland, and Phonamrong.

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The FLM's prior video said a regional leader, Olga Agha, had been killed in a North prarie airstrike in Midand. The video threatened retaliation for her death.

Midand wrote:Volaworand, North prarie, Techolandia, Techganet, Hanguk-Nippon, Imperial isaac
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North prarie wrote:Newest FLM Developments

The North Prariean government has set up bodyguards and government-level anti-virus protection for the about-800 Prariean individuals on the FLM "kill-list." These individuals have been ordered to not leave their homes. The government has also told all citizens to watch their backs, to report suspicious activities, and to go to crowded public areas as little as possible. Armed guards have been set up in city plazas, stadiums, parks, monuments, and more across the country.

Volaworand wrote:Volaworand forces at home and in South Pacifica Isles are on High Alert

Alastair Dickson, Volaworand's Minister of Defence and Security, slammed his fist on the desk: "Find them! Find them and kill them!"

"It's not like we haven't been doing just that, Minister." shot back General William D'Otter, Volaworand's Chief of Defence. "We have had them on the run in South Pacifica Isles, and we were tracking them in Midand until cabinet decided to pull my troops out of the country. I can't do my job if cabinet keeps tying my hands."

Alastair sneered "Look, just get the job done! Have you at least tracked the source of the video?"

"We've ruled out the nations we can, but we can't rule out the four nations still blocking internet access with the Dominion. Techganet, Techolandia, Midand and Nova Montron are the most likely sources."

"I better get Kamla in External Affairs to reach out to them. Perhaps with this new threat they will finally drop this ridiculous firewall. Focus on tracing the people they named: We can't allow these terrorists to harm anyone. And share what we've learned with Hanguk-Nippon, South Pacifica Isles, North prarie and Imperial isaac."

"What about Phonamrong and Deumontiverland, Minister?"

"Do you really think they can be trusted?"

"Yes Minister."

North prarie wrote:President Valieant was going through her daily briefings when something caught her eye. A Stonebridge Post article reminding the country that there still hadn't been a deal over the Prariean infrastructure built in [n]Volaworand[/n]. Suddenly, a rush of memories flooded her brain. The ribbon-cutting at the newly remodeled Rothera International. Doing the 'Arctic Thunderclap' with the roaring crowd at the FC Volaworand game in Valhalla. The hoisting of the North Prariean flag at the Volaworandian Old Parliament Building. This had to be resolved officially.
So she picked up the phone and dialed Acting Prime Minister Duncan.

Midand wrote:Sergeant Alair Foreson of the COMM Division of the Midandian Military halted his troops.
The trees in the forest swayed silently, save for the rustling leaf blowing in the wind.
Alair slowly aimed his gun, keeping an eye for hostiles.
"Sergeant, what are you doing?"
His underling's voice crackled in his radio.
"Sssh", Alair shushed. His gun was trained. He saw him...
Bang.
A body slumped to the ground, his gun in his hand, nearly drawn. The FLM crest emblazoned on his shirt ran red with blood.
That was close.
"Don't ask me questions when I'm working. It upsets the animals", Alair said, and motioned for the rest of his squad to follow.
"Alright Chocolate Team, we're nearing the village. Keep eyes out for hostiles. This is strictly a rescue mission, do not go hunting."
"Yes sir."
"Copy."
Alair got half of his team to split up and keep watch for any FLM guards and scout wherever their lair was, and took his half to rescue the hostages in the village.
The FLM had taken the village of Baypark hostage in an effort to show even the "most insignificant are of worth".
Alair circled around a few abandoned buildings. He found a few crying children along the way. He got some of his men to take them along and hide them in a hole in a large tree he saw earlier.
"They're in the town square. I count ten guards", one of the squad members said.
"Good. We're doing the Encircle Method", Alair said. "Charlie and Victor, on me. We're coming in through the north. Paul and Dere, go through the south. The rest of you, provide cover and backup fire."
"Copy."
"Yep."
Alair snuck through the forest at the edge of the village. He could see a building full of people. He guessed it was where the hostages were held, and climbed up the stairs of a building to get a better view.
Yep. He was right. A few guards were circling around a few frightened hostages.
"Alright. Yandere, get your sniper. I see a lot of guards. Hope you still got your lucky aim."
"Copy."
He saw Yandere enter into another building and set up a rifle. He took aim and...bang.
Alair took out a pair of binoculars and saw one terrorist collapse to the ground. The rest of the guards went in a panic, rushing down the stairs, and soon out into the open, guns drawn.
"Charlie, Victor, they're coming to you."
"Roger that boss."
He heard a door creak and more gunshots.
"Got 'em both", Victor said.
"Good. They'll be rushing out the entrances now. Everyone gun 'em down. If one surrenders, don't shoot him. We have quizzes to give too", Alair said, shooting another running terrorist.
"Copy. Look at that, they're running in lines."
Alair looked down and saw a group of terrorists running to them in formation. "They're quite giddy", he said.
He heard more shots, and they slumped to the ground.
"Too giddy", he heard Paul say. A few other team members giggled.
Alair then heard more gunshots. Then an entire barrage. "Hey, I heard quite the gunfight over there. Anything wrong?" He then heard grunts of pain.
"Yeah...", Yandere said, his voice heavy. "A terrorist knicked me in the legs...twice."
"Damn. Should we get a stretcher?"
"Nah, I'm fine. I can live through this..." Alair heard another grunt.
"Alright, it seems that most of the guards either fled or are dead", Alair heard Victor say. The ground was now laden with smoke, dust, and bodies.
"Job done. If they come back with reinforcements in let's say...5-10 minutes...we have that amount of time to get all the hostages out."
"Got it."
Alair was about to leave when he heard a child scream. He looked around the room and fixed his eyes on a closet in the corner. The noise came from there. There were people in there. Civilians who managed to escape the onslaught.
"It's alright. I'm not with them. I'm with Midandian COMM."
The door slowly creaked open, revealing a frightened mother and crying child. Alair showed his badge to confirm he was actually what he told them.
"I-I-I'm sorry...", she croaked. "I-I-thought you..."
"Sssh, it's alright", Alair said. "You're safe now. My team is getting a lot of other civilians to a safe space. You can come with me if you'd like."
The mother and child nervously followed Alair down the stairs.
"Alright, job done", he heard Yandere say, his voice still dripping with pain.
"Good. Get the team and civilians back to base, and get Yandere to put his damn sniper down and on a stretcher", Alair said jokingly.
"Actually...we're not going back", Yandere said. "North prarie, Roswaesian diplomacy, and Volaworand forces are arriving tomorrow for backup. We're only heading back to regroup."
"Oh for - ", Alair started, and turned to the two civilians. "Sorry", he said apologetically.
In his mind, he still went, "Damnit."

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Hanguk-Nippon Reopens Volunteer Forces Program

With the recent declarations of foreign military intervention in Midand, the Hanguk-Nipponese has declared that Volunteer Divisions-615 and 94 be sent to Midand to assist in the quelling of rebellion. Observers expect the volunteers to arrive in a day and 2 hours.

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FARADAY (VN) - A Midandian chemist who helped develop the nerve agent used to poison Prime Minister Hovland said only the Midandian government could have carried out the attack with such a deadly and advanced toxin.

Vil Mirzayanov, 83, said he had no doubt that Midandian President Hondunurs Mendeons was responsible, given that Midand maintains tight control over its Midand Tranquilizer Dart Production Co.'s dioxin stockpile and that the agent is too complicated for a non-state actor to have weaponized.

“Mendeons, like all criminals, all the time is denying - it doesn’t mean anything,” Mirzayanov said in an interview in his home in Faraday, Volaworand, where he has lived in exile for more than a year.

Prime Minister Hovland, the driving force behind the Midand Terms of Surrender after the South Pacific Cold War, is fighting for her life since she collapsed after delivering a slurred and bizarre rambling speech, having been poisoned with Novichok, according to Volaworand authorities.

Acting Prime Minister Alan Duncan said that it was “highly likely” that Midand was behind the attack. "We have concrete evidence that the Midand state was involved, has refused to share technical information about the poisoning with our scientists, and is bent on discrediting Volaworand before the World Court with baseless and trumped up charges."

Duncan gave Midand a midnight deadline to explain how their toxin showed up in Prime Minister Hovland's system right after Midand's delegation arrived in Volaworand. Cherry Menwen, Midand's foreign minister recently ended her official visit to Volaworand and refused to participate in the closing Joint Media Availability before departing abruptly late Saturday.

‘NOBODY KNEW’

Mirzayanov said he spent years testing and improving Dioxin, the name given to a group of chemical weapons that Midand secretly created during the latter stages of the South Pacific Cold War. The weapon is more than 10 times as powerful as the more commonly known VX, another nerve agent.

The program eventually produced tons of the agent, the dissident said, which Midand has never acknowledged.

“This Dioxin was invented and studied and experimented and many tons were produced only in Midand. Nobody knew in this world,” Mirzayanov said in an interview at his home in a quiet suburb of Faraday.

As countries around the South Pacific, including Volaworand, began signing the Chemical and Biological Weapons Convention, a multinational treaty to prevent the development and use of such weapons, Mirzayanov grew angry that Midand was hiding the programs’s existence.

He was fired and jailed after speaking out against the new generation of chemical weapons. Although the charges were eventually dismissed and he was placed under survailance.

He fled to Volaworand, where he published a book exposing what he knew about Midand’s covert chemical weapons program.

The effort involved as many as 30,000 or 40,000 people, he said, including perhaps 1,000 who worked on Dioxin specifically, though many were not aware of the program’s true nature.

The agent can be synthesized by mixing harmless compounds together. That made it easier for Midand to produce materials for Dioxin under the cover of manufacturing agricultural chemicals, he said.

Dioxin attacks the nervous system, making it impossible for victims to breathe and causing unimaginable pain, said Mirzayanov, who watched countless lab animals, including mice, rats and dogs, subjected to the poison.

“It’s torture,” he said. “It’s absolutely incurable.”

Mirzayanov said Mendeons likely chose to use a painful nerve agent to frighten other dissidents into silence.

“I was shocked,” he said. “I never imagined even in my bad dreams that this chemical weapon, developed with my participation, would be used as a terrorist weapons.”

- Volaworand Newswire

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Volaworand, dressed as King George III, sings a rousing song calling all TSP voters to the polls!
(Linkto the tune of You'll be Back from the musical Hamilton).


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You cry in your SPIT which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you clicked the R-M-B
Now you're making me mad
Remember despite our estrangement, I'm your cute-ee!

Soon you'll crack
Yes you'll see
You'll remember you should vote for me
Soon you'll crack
Time will tell
You'll remember that I'll serve you well

Oceans rise, regions fall
We have seen each other through it all
And if push comes to shove,
I will ping you in a dispatch to remind you of my love

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You say my love is draining and you can't go on
You'll be the one complaining if the votes go wrong

And, no, don't change the subject
'Cause you're my favorite subject
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Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever

Soon you'll crack
Like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love
For your praise
And I'll love you till my dying days

When you're gone, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this thing we had
'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love

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Oh no, not Hamilton...

Mikole wrote:that sucks was he banned from tsp

of course not... Our truth and reconciliation commission resolved it after the world court collapsed!

The World Court Of Roswaesia (WC) is "already dead to us" Minister of Defence & Security Alastair Dickson told Parliment. "Volaworand will," he said, "resist the court by any means necessary."

Why would the new Duncan Government take such a hard line against "the world's court of last resort"? Founded in the wake of The sakhalinsk empire and Techolandia's wars, the international body was supposed to try evildoers who would otherwise escape justice due to broken legal systems in failed states.

Opposing the court is not a new position for Volaworand or Minister Dickson. The Hovland Governement refused to sign the court's implementing treaty, contending that it would lead to trials of soldiers and spies by a politically turbo-charged body located in Roswaesia. At the time, many South Pacific leaders opposed Prime Minister Hovland's war on terror, including the internment of enemy aliens at Marambio and Esperanza. Minister Dickson warned, when the formation of body was first being imposed on the region, that it would be ineffective, unaccountable and overly political. Volaworand chose to remain isolated and outside this courts jurisdiction over the internal affairs of South Pacific nations.

Now, Volaworand intelligence agents may face charges for activities in Techganet and elsewhere. While Volaworand is not a signatory of the treaty or decrees of , Techganet apparently is, and the court claims jurisdiction over any actions taken there. If the WC begins prosecuting Volaworandian "crimes" abroad, commanders will temper their battle plans, soldiers will become gun-shy and civilians will refuse to serve. Volaworand's sovereign right to defend itself will be weakened. Midand is also expected to be another target, as they appear to have agreed to the court's jurisdiction and have been credibly accused of using chemical weapons to assassinate Volaworand's Prime Minister. Meanwhile, without any evidence or fair process in place, the WC has apparently already convicted Volaworand without a trial. They have encouraged numerous nations to erect internet firewalls based on unsubstantiated and unverified internet leaks and make wild claims about Volaworand's military being in far flung corners of the world in a blatant attempt to escalate some old news into an military conflict in order to justify their relevance. Volaworand will not accede one iota of national sovereignty to this undemocratic and unelected body.

In practice, the World Court Of Roswaesia is a failed experiment.

Its trials appear selective and political. While the court has received more than 10,000 written complaints referring to 139 countries, according to the Polar Research Centre, it has focused its prosecutions exclusively on polar nations. The only investigation in progress, relates to Technolandia's complaints filed against Volaworand. This leads to the all-too-easy accusation that the court is racist, neo-colonialist or, in the words of one Polar writer, "tropical justice for polar nations." Following the Antarctic Covenant summit, Imperial Antarctica Prime Minister Richard C. Harvey denounced the court as a "racial hunt". While these charges are hyperbolic, the court's selective and unfair prosecutions have undermined its credibility among polar citizens.

As a result, South Pacific nations are pulling out. Deusutopia, Aequalitate, and New Front have essentially withdrawn from the WC and it seems Nova Montron and Hanguk-Nippon are joining them to stampede for the exit. Auphelia seems to happily ignore the WC completely.

The WC likes to refer to itself as the world's court, but it represents fewer and fewer of world's nations. Volaworand, Midand, Hanguk-Nippon and Nova Montron have never posted ratifications of the court's imposition on the region. Technolandia itself has openly criticized the WC as "unfair" and implied it was corrupt. The Sakhalinsk Empire has encouraged leaving the court's jurisdiction en masse. It appears only Deumontiverland, the host nation, recognizes the WC's authority.

The court's leaders have, in addition, not held themselves to particularly high standards. Chief prosecutor Roswaesian diplomacy, defended thier unquestioned ability to unilaterally change the military access codes of a sovereign nation, saying that nations own internal security measures were insufficient. Such a wildly inappropriate massive intrusion in national sovereignty hardly inspires confidence.

Even worse for the court's credibility are the allegations brought by Hanguk-Nippon, leader of the Praiano Concordat’s (a alternate forum to the WC), that the world court has never held official democratic voting or transparently released records on any case, allegations that deserve an impartial review.

The World Court is a noble ideal but a flawed institution. Far better to encourage nations to develop their own courts that are accountable to the victims and free from charges of selective enforcement or foreign intervention. Volaworand's Truth and Reconciliation Commission -- a government body subject to oversight by the people's representatives -- has heard hard cases and delivered judgements respected across the political spectrum. This institution aims to rehabilitate victims, and pay compensation for state outrages against them.

That method would be a better model for the South Pacific than a court funded and run from Roswaesia.

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Dinoium wrote:Mwhahaha!Oh no, not Hamilton...

well yeah, Les Mis was soooo two weeks ago....


A number of drama llamas were killed as native nations loyal to Delegate-elect Erinor stormed the strategic
Delegate Cabana. With several hours until the next WA update, they have begun fortifying their position with a
massive street barricade.

Erinor loyalists in The South Pacific have secured a major milestone to oust holdout Delegate Tsunamy from the Delegate Cabana, unnamed TSP sources say.

Today the Erinor loyalists made significant gains against Tsunamy's forces. Erinor has continued to gain endorsements since winning the Delegate election 11 days ago, clinching victory in the key final round of delegate elections after a strong push by Beepee insurgents.

During today's offensive, local citizen militia members used rocks, bottles and endorsements to break down the door of the Delegate Cabana and blockade the streets, military sources say.

The capture of the cabana should give Erinor's forces the power of the TSP delegacy, assuming they can hold their position through tonight's update.

This advance has reportedly forced Delegate Tsunamy to flee to the regional offsite forums.

Why is there fighting in The South Pacific?

The so called "t-rebels" known as tSP-ers, backed by forces loyal to the outgoing Delegate, took over parts of The South Pacific, and forced the government into a plebiside to determine the preferred regional capitalization convention: the South Pacific (tSP) or The South Pacific (TSP). Upper case T loyalists won the vote by almost two thirds of the electorate, but some t-rebels refused to acknowledge the vote and defiantly continued to not capitalize the T.

The t-rebels accused the T loyalists of corruption and began to drown the region with hugs and floof roleplays. Forces loyal to the capitalized T began fighting back, leading to a shocking rise in RMB stabbings and robust demand for Revive-o-matic Services and Death Ray Guns.

After the Delegate election 11 days ago lower case tSPer's ignored the vote and stubbornly refused to boost the endorsement count of the new Delegate-elect. Upper case TSPers rallied and sporadic fighting broke out on the RMB. As drama llama's rampaged the countryside a core group of peasant workers and student intellectual TSPers created a citizen militia movement under the banner of delegate-elect Erinor to put down the tSPer influence once and for all.

As revolutionary fervor has gripped the region, numerous reworkings of musical numbers and disco classics have graced the RMB. Thankfully, rap battles have not gained any traction.

This is a fluid situation, and we will provide breaking news as it develops.



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Why is there fighting in The South Pacific?

The so called "t-rebels" known as tSP-ers, backed by forces loyal to the outgoing Delegate, took over parts of The South Pacific, and forced the government into a plebiside to determine the preferred regional capitalization convention: the South Pacific (tSP) or The South Pacific (TSP). Upper case T loyalists won the vote by almost two thirds of the electorate, but some t-rebels refused to acknowledge the vote and defiantly continued to not capitalize the T.

The t-rebels accused the T loyalists of corruption and began to drown the region with hugs and floof roleplays. Forces loyal to the capitalized T began fighting back, leading to a shocking rise in RMB stabbings and robust demand for Revive-o-matic Services and Death Ray Guns.

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Dinoium, and Mikole

Truth is overrated.

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Sword of summer wrote:Is this active and if so may I join?

we wound it down... but that was knowhere a few months ago... you should check it out if you're looking for our regional geopolitical RMB roleplay

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, and Greater felter

Greater felter wrote:Haha! I secretly put a garbage truck inside of them!

Meh, I already put those in my cookies anyways so no difference.

The Solar System Scope, Volaworand, and Greater felter

Nakarisaune wrote:Truth is overrated.

look at Nakari… kepin' things 100!

The Solar System Scope and Lily pad nation

Sword of summer

If I leave and become more active in Golden foxtopia and make this the puppet it was always intended will I be shunned or can I keep all my relations?

The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand
Mafia Penguin leads in Local Council Election.
Well I guess that's how Mafia works.

Sword of summer wrote:If I leave and become more active in Golden foxtopia and make this the puppet it was always intended will I be shunned or can I keep all my relations?

you can play whatever nation you want as your main nation.

Volaworand relations with Golden foxtopia remain unaffected. I can't speak for anyone else you've connected diplomaticly with in swords.. it would be up to them.

The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand, a former British colony, has a federal parliamentary representative democracy under constitutional monarchy system of government, similar to that of Commonwealth Nations of Canada, Australia or New Zealand. Our nation is a somewhat corrupted left leaning Civil Rights Lovefest/Left-Leaning College State. We are generally pacifist, but maintain defensive and peacekeeping troops. We are a capitalist, trading nation. Volaworand is a signatory to numerous bilateral and multi-lateral treaties: the full list of treaties is available here.

Volaworand is mildly engaged in the South Pacific regional roleplay. Our interactions occur primarily in the South Pacific's nation-based roleplay dedicated message board, Knowhere, but also in dispatches, on LinkTreasure Island on the South Pacific's offsite forums (find us on plot 28) and a bit here and there on the nationstates forums.

In addition to formal treaties and embassy exchanges, our nation solidifies links with the South Pacific region and the wider world in a number of ways:

  • We serve as the chair of the South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA), a trade agreement to normalize the production and trade of South Pacific Iced Tea (SPIT, as it's known in the South Pacific). Contact us by telegram or tag us in the RMB if you are interested in making an application to join this trade pact.

  • Volaworand is home of the Kentucky Fried Penguin global fast food chain, which offers franchise locations in the South Pacific and throughout the wider world through the Kentucky Fried Penguin storefront on the Global Economics and Trade Board on the forums.

  • We actively exchange national animals with other nations in the South Pacific, visit the Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand to see the hosted animals. Please send a telegram if you would like to exchange animals.

  • The Volaworand Newswire collects news and diplomacy dispatches from nations throughout the South Pacific, along with the occasional news of region wide interest. New nations looking to join nation-based roleplays can review the newswire to see what topics are in the South Pacific's recent news.

  • Volaworand's government owned transportation service Southern Transportation Corporation operates Direct International Flight connections with nations in the South Pacific, primarily those that have claimed a spot on the LinkTSP Forums Roleplay Map or "puppet" nations.

  • Volaworand maintains active membership in the World Assembly and exchanges endorsements as part of the The Southern World Assembly iNitiative (SWAN). SWAN is an initiative organized by the regional government of the South Pacific to promote the participation of nations in the World Assembly (WA) and to encourage them to endorse everyone in the South Pacific, building security and community within the South Pacific. Endorsements help build influence, which improves regional security and is used in some border control situations. We have reached the Squire rank.

Notable Diplomatic Relationships

These nations in the South Pacific region have notable economic, political, military or historic relations with Volaworand.

Our Department of External Affairs bureaucrats rate these relationships on a semantic gradient:
Steamy | Cozy | Balmy | Tepid | Chilly | Frosty | Frigid

We take into account Government Classifications, HDI, GDP, PPP, bilateral treaties, shared membership in multilateral agreements, historical interactions and note any National Policies considered undesirable to the general public in Volaworand.1


The Place of A Place Somewhere stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Republic of Abarri Left-Leaning College State, HDI: 91.58, GDP: 661.1 trillion, PPP: 60,969 (July 29, 2019)1
some trade contact.
Tepid


The Kingdom of Aezealia stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Axolotl Empire of Andrendia stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


Auphelia Left-wing Utopia, HDI: 89.97, GDP: 715.9 trillion, PPP: 49,247 (July 29, 2019)1
primary trade partner, mutual aid, academic exchanges, close diplomatic and political partner.
Cozy


The Tastiest Parts of Beepee Democratic Socialists, HDI: 97.71, GDP: 588.8 trillion, PPP: 3,074 (July 29, 2019)1
preferred trade partner, diplomatic and political cooperation, non aggression and mutual aid.
Cozy


The Constitutional Monarchy of British Falkland Islands Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 67.41, GDP: 213.6 trillion, PPP: 37,372 (July 29, 2019)1
protectorate state: close political, trade and diplomatic relations. Mutual aid.
Steamy


The Colony of British Pitcairn Islands New York Times Democracy, HDI: 68.95, GDP: 256.8 trillion, PPP: 84,478 (July 29, 2019)1
protectorate state: close political, trade and diplomatic relations. Mutual aid.
Steamy


Biwaki stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Goosedom of Canadian Dominion stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The coldwyvernian undead Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 80.06, GDP: 482.7 trillion, PPP: 68,174 (July 29, 2019)1
trade partner, some political relations.
Tepid


Colonla stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Mighty Foundation of Concrete Slab Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, HDI: 92.49, GDP: 603.1 trillion, PPP: 35,931 (July 29, 2019)1
Some diplomatic and trade contacts.
Balmy


The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Commonwealth of Esterwood stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


Erinor Left-wing Utopia, HDI: 95.07, GDP: 1,030.5 trillion, PPP: 2,155 (July 29, 2019)1
limited contact.
Tepid


The Tired Individual of Evinea Capitalizt, HDI: 74.21, GDP: 20.85 trillion, PPP: 84,154 (Nov 7, 2021)1
diplomatic and trade contact.
Balmy


The Republic of The free romanians stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Disputed Territories of Le Front de Liberation du Midand Corrupt Dictatorship, HDI: 39.35, GDP: 118.7 trillion, PPP: 23,802 (July 29, 2019)1
hostile terrorist group.
Frigid

    📉 outlawed group
    📉 committed terrorist attack inside Volaworand
    📉 Policy Concern: Autocracy - The nation does not hold democratic elections.
    📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
    📉 Policy Concern: Socialism - Industry is owned and run by the government in a centrally planned economy.
    📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
    📉 Policy Concern: No Immigration - Foreigners cannot become residents.
    📉 Policy Concern: No Emigration - Citizens are not permitted to leave.


The Imperial Sinjōist State of Hanguk-Nippon Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 59.18, GDP: 208.6 trillion, PPP: 68,762 (July 29, 2019)1
trade, political partner, academic/scientific cooperation, intelligence sharing, non-aggression and mutual aid, joint military exercises, military exchange, Space Observation cooperation.
Cozy


The Military Government of The Helleness stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


Kingson island stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


Lirozonia stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Midaic Republic of Midand Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, HDI: 92.92, GDP: 753.1 trillion, PPP: 8,860 (July 29, 2019)1
extensive trade, close political partner, history of military hostility followed by cooperation, defence ally.
Cozy


Milkyway republic stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


Neo mida gals Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, HDI: 63.95, GDP: 3.25 trillion, PPP: 68,212 (Oct 24, 2021)1
some diplomatic contact.
Tepid


The Galactic Empire of Nova Montron Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 97.17, GDP: 804.3 trillion, PPP: 6,648 (July 29, 2019)1
trade, some political cooperation.
Tepid

    📈 history of military cooperation
    📈 Midand Terms of Surrender terms of peace
    📉 Policy Concern: Socialism - Industry is owned and run by the government in a centrally planned economy.
    📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.


Promised islands stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Sanduaguo Stan of Purple Hyacinth Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 68.09, GDP: 52.7 trillion, PPP: 9,961 (Oct 24, 2020)1
some trade contact.
Tepid


The United Kingdom of S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, HDI: 68.66, GDP: 263.3 trillion, PPP: 95,127 (July 29, 2019)1
protectorate state: close political, trade and diplomatic relations. Mutual aid.
Steamy


Sjorve ned stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Confederacy of the 3 Islands of St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha New York Times Democracy, HDI: 73.72, GDP: 255.7 trillion, PPP: 81,825 (July 29, 2019)1
protectorate state: close political, trade and diplomatic relations. Mutual aid.
Steamy


The Oppressed Peoples of South Pacifica Isles Corporate Police State, HDI: 49.63, GDP: 221.3 trillion, PPP: 75,567 (July 29, 2019)1
trade partner, military coopereration, foreign aid recipient.
Cozy


The United Federated Empire of Techganet Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 93.66, GDP: 1,051.9 trillion, PPP: 6,026 (July 29, 2019)1
trade, political partner, defence ally, history of military cooperation.
Cozy

    📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
    📈 Eastfold Pact economic, social and cultural collaboration, and mutual defence pact
    📈 The Allied 7 defence, finance and humanitarian aid pact (defunct)
    📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
    📈 mutual embassy exchange
    📈 Techganet's Swift Smart Device Technologies operates a Tech Bar store and supplies the Volaworand Antarctic College. KFP makes use of Swift Technologies in its "Modern Format" locations.
    📉 invoked sanctions (now lifted) during Volaworand's ISU spy scandal
    📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
    📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.


The Logical Socialist Democracy of Zess Liberal Democratic Socialists, HDI: 91.80, GDP: 200.6 trillion, PPP: 13,910 (July 29, 2019)1
some trade.
Tepid


1 NationStates data, Comparision data for Volaworand: Left-Leaning College State, HDI: 95.43, GDP: 1,596.4 trillion, PPP: 134,695 Oct 22, 2021

For roleplay purposes we assume that every nation in the South Pacific exchanges ambassadors, and has at least a diplomatic officer in each other's nations. Over time as nations develop friendship these arrangements become deeper and result in the establishment of more formal relations and the opening of larger Consular Offices, Trade Offices and Embassies. If you would like to exchange consular offices, please send a telegram to open negotiations. We prefer to document these exchanges with a bilateral treaties, but it is not always needed.

Volaworand Consular Offices Abroad

Volaworand maintains many embassies and consulates abroad, the largest are in the following nations:

Nation

City

Ambassador

Auphelia

Embassy in Virgo, Trade Office in Capricorn, Student exchanges: Taurus University, Tourism Office in Virgo

Calla Ryan

The Tastiest Parts of Beepee

Embassy in Norfolk Pinewoods

Colton (Colt) Walsh

The Constitutional Monarchy of British Falkland Islands

Embassy, Trade and Tourism Offices in Stanley

Hannah Mccoy

The Colony of British Pitcairn Islands

Embassy, Tourism Office in Adamstown

Mandy Mckenzie

The Imperial Sinjōist State of Hanguk-Nippon

Embassy in Seoul

Geri Gatwin

The Midaic Republic of Midand

Embassy in Midandia

Ambassador position vacant
Chief of Staff: Vicky Crawford

The Oppressed Peoples of South Pacifica Isles

Embassy in Mordor

Twyford Daniels

The Confederacy of the 3 Islands of St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha

Embassy, Trade & Tourism Offices in Jamestown

Anil Anderson

The United Kingdom of S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands

Embassy, Trade & Tourism Offices in King Edward Point

Alejandro Lowery

The United Federated Empire of Techganet

Embassy in Empicere

Peter Young

Hosted Consular Offices in Volaworand

Volaworand hosts embassies and consular offices of many nations, the largest of which are in the following nations:

Nation

City

Ambassador

Auphelia

Embassy in Rothera, Trade Office in Faraday, Student exchanges: Volaworand Antarctic College, Tourism Office in Rothera

The Tastiest Parts of Beepee

Embassy in Rothera

The Constitutional Monarchy of British Falkland Islands

Embassy & Tourism Office in Rothera, Tourism & Trade Office in Faraday

Lincoln Mcdermott

The Colony of British Pitcairn Islands

Embassy & Tourism Office in Rothera, Tourism & Trade Office in Faraday

Claire Huff

The Imperial Sinjōist State of Hanguk-Nippon

Embassy in Rothera

His Excellency Asahi Seo-mun (あさひ서문)

The Midaic Republic of Midand

Embassy in Rothera

The Oppressed Peoples of South Pacifica Isles

Embassy in Rothera

Irina Shoigu

The Confederacy of the 3 Islands of St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha

Embassy, Trade & Tourism Offices in Rothera, Trade Office in Faraday

Lucille Calhoun

The United Kingdom of S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands

Embassy in Rothera

Zack Jones

The United Federated Empire of Techganet

Embassy in Rothera

Other Foreign Relations

The following is a list of other foreign relations of Volaworand. These are nations we are interested in, and so we keep an eye on them. Some are new and neutral, some are hostile but have not directly interacted with Volaworand. Some have ceased to engage with the South Pacific's international community, so they are noted here in case they return.

Nation

Status

Notes

The 🍪 Tropical Biscuit Paradise of Aumeltopia

Balmy

trade contact. co-head of Joint SPIT Commission South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA), Friendly Rival in the SPIT wars economic roleplay in late 2017

Arkesia

Tepid

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

Democraciaa

Chilly

Maxonian Pox travel restrictions on passengers

East lodge

Tepid

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific

The 3rd Tsardom of East Sakhlin

Chilly

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific

Eskvenn

Chilly

limited trade contact.

Thefourthreic

Frigid

Rouge state, hostile nuclear program

The fune shogunate

Chilly

suspected of terrorist activity in Hanguk-Nippon

Golden foxtopia

Tepid

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

Imperialantarctica

Cozy

Antarctic Accord, Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific

Imperial isaac

Cozy

trade, political partner, history of military cooperation

The iranian national republic

Tepid

The Tripartite Legion intelligence sharing, diplomatic contact

Iran-somalia

Frigid

State sponser of FLM Terrorism, Travel Advisory: HIGH RISK

Islas tualua

Tepid

some trade.

Kerlodia

Balmy

preferred trade partner, diplomatic cooperation, non-aggression and mutual aid. Friendship and Cooperation Agreement, The Tripartite Legion anti-terrorism partner, Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific. Direct flight connections.

Liberusland

Frosty

Travel Advisory: SEVERE RISK

Lily pad nation

Frosty

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

Martigues

Cozy

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

Mryasia

Balmy

Treaty of Amity and Commerce, Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific

Nation states cayo

Balmy

diplomatic and trade contact.

The The of of New Haudenosaunee Confederacy

Frosty

some trade, limited political relations. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

North prarie

Cozy

close trade, diplomatic and political partner, mutual defense ally

P r of china

Tepid

trade partner, diplomatic recognition, non-aggression and mutual aid. Treaty of Amity and Commerce, Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific

Philippinia

Balmy

limited trade, diplomatic partner.

Poleande

Tepid

some trade and political cooperation. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific

Premier knowhere

Frosty

some trade.

Ruvonia

Balmy

trade partner, diplomatic recognition, non-aggression and mutual aid. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific

Tilipria

Tepid

trade partner, foreign aid receipient.

The sakhalinsk empire

Tepid

trade, diplomatic partner.

The state of somalia

Tepid

intelligence sharing diplomatic contact. The Tripartite Legion Anti-terrorism partner.

Techolandia

Tepid

some political cooperation. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific

The unified carolinas

Tepid

some trade and diplomatic contact. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific

The united chinese republic

Tepid

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

The Federal-Monarchical Republic of United Europe-Eurasia

Balmy

Trade, political connections, intelligence sharing. Memberships in South Pacific United Nations, South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA), The Tripartite Legion. Kentucky Fried Penguin locations. Invoked sanctions, trade embargo and pursued World Court case against Volaworand during the ISU spy scandal.

Valkolia

Tepid

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

Wote la afriar

Frosty

unstable, hostile nation. Travel Advisory: SEVERE RISK - AVOID ALL TRAVEL

The Gay Agenda of Xarbraden

Tepid

limited trade contact.

Yansu

Chilly

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

Zinaland

Tepid

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

Read factbook

The Solar System Scope and Lily pad nation

Sword of summer

Volaworand wrote:you can play whatever nation you want as your main nation.

Volaworand relations with Golden foxtopia remain unaffected. I can't speak for anyone else you've connected diplomaticly with in swords.. it would be up to them.

The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand, a former British colony, has a federal parliamentary representative democracy under constitutional monarchy system of government, similar to that of Commonwealth Nations of Canada, Australia or New Zealand. Our nation is a somewhat corrupted left leaning Civil Rights Lovefest/Left-Leaning College State. We are generally pacifist, but maintain defensive and peacekeeping troops. We are a capitalist, trading nation. Volaworand is a signatory to numerous bilateral and multi-lateral treaties: the full list of treaties is available here.

Volaworand is mildly engaged in the South Pacific regional roleplay. Our interactions occur primarily in the South Pacific's nation-based roleplay dedicated message board, Knowhere, but also in dispatches, on LinkTreasure Island on the South Pacific's offsite forums (find us on plot 28) and a bit here and there on the nationstates forums.

In addition to formal treaties and embassy exchanges, our nation solidifies links with the South Pacific region and the wider world in a number of ways:

  • We serve as the chair of the South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA), a trade agreement to normalize the production and trade of South Pacific Iced Tea (SPIT, as it's known in the South Pacific). Contact us by telegram or tag us in the RMB if you are interested in making an application to join this trade pact.

  • Volaworand is home of the Kentucky Fried Penguin global fast food chain, which offers franchise locations in the South Pacific and throughout the wider world through the Kentucky Fried Penguin storefront on the Global Economics and Trade Board on the forums.

  • We actively exchange national animals with other nations in the South Pacific, visit the Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand to see the hosted animals. Please send a telegram if you would like to exchange animals.

  • The Volaworand Newswire collects news and diplomacy dispatches from nations throughout the South Pacific, along with the occasional news of region wide interest. New nations looking to join nation-based roleplays can review the newswire to see what topics are in the South Pacific's recent news.

  • Volaworand's government owned transportation service Southern Transportation Corporation operates Direct International Flight connections with nations in the South Pacific, primarily those that have claimed a spot on the LinkTSP Forums Roleplay Map or "puppet" nations.

  • Volaworand maintains active membership in the World Assembly and exchanges endorsements as part of the The Southern World Assembly iNitiative (SWAN). SWAN is an initiative organized by the regional government of the South Pacific to promote the participation of nations in the World Assembly (WA) and to encourage them to endorse everyone in the South Pacific, building security and community within the South Pacific. Endorsements help build influence, which improves regional security and is used in some border control situations. We have reached the Squire rank.

Notable Diplomatic Relationships

These nations in the South Pacific region have notable economic, political, military or historic relations with Volaworand.

Our Department of External Affairs bureaucrats rate these relationships on a semantic gradient:
Steamy | Cozy | Balmy | Tepid | Chilly | Frosty | Frigid

We take into account Government Classifications, HDI, GDP, PPP, bilateral treaties, shared membership in multilateral agreements, historical interactions and note any National Policies considered undesirable to the general public in Volaworand.1


The Place of A Place Somewhere stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Republic of Abarri Left-Leaning College State, HDI: 91.58, GDP: 661.1 trillion, PPP: 60,969 (July 29, 2019)1
some trade contact.
Tepid


The Kingdom of Aezealia stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Axolotl Empire of Andrendia stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


Auphelia Left-wing Utopia, HDI: 89.97, GDP: 715.9 trillion, PPP: 49,247 (July 29, 2019)1
primary trade partner, mutual aid, academic exchanges, close diplomatic and political partner.
Cozy


The Tastiest Parts of Beepee Democratic Socialists, HDI: 97.71, GDP: 588.8 trillion, PPP: 3,074 (July 29, 2019)1
preferred trade partner, diplomatic and political cooperation, non aggression and mutual aid.
Cozy


The Constitutional Monarchy of British Falkland Islands Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 67.41, GDP: 213.6 trillion, PPP: 37,372 (July 29, 2019)1
protectorate state: close political, trade and diplomatic relations. Mutual aid.
Steamy


The Colony of British Pitcairn Islands New York Times Democracy, HDI: 68.95, GDP: 256.8 trillion, PPP: 84,478 (July 29, 2019)1
protectorate state: close political, trade and diplomatic relations. Mutual aid.
Steamy


Biwaki stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Goosedom of Canadian Dominion stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The coldwyvernian undead Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 80.06, GDP: 482.7 trillion, PPP: 68,174 (July 29, 2019)1
trade partner, some political relations.
Tepid


Colonla stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Mighty Foundation of Concrete Slab Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, HDI: 92.49, GDP: 603.1 trillion, PPP: 35,931 (July 29, 2019)1
Some diplomatic and trade contacts.
Balmy


The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Commonwealth of Esterwood stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


Erinor Left-wing Utopia, HDI: 95.07, GDP: 1,030.5 trillion, PPP: 2,155 (July 29, 2019)1
limited contact.
Tepid


The Tired Individual of Evinea Capitalizt, HDI: 74.21, GDP: 20.85 trillion, PPP: 84,154 (Nov 7, 2021)1
diplomatic and trade contact.
Balmy


The Republic of The free romanians stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Disputed Territories of Le Front de Liberation du Midand Corrupt Dictatorship, HDI: 39.35, GDP: 118.7 trillion, PPP: 23,802 (July 29, 2019)1
hostile terrorist group.
Frigid

    📉 outlawed group
    📉 committed terrorist attack inside Volaworand
    📉 Policy Concern: Autocracy - The nation does not hold democratic elections.
    📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
    📉 Policy Concern: Socialism - Industry is owned and run by the government in a centrally planned economy.
    📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
    📉 Policy Concern: No Immigration - Foreigners cannot become residents.
    📉 Policy Concern: No Emigration - Citizens are not permitted to leave.


The Imperial Sinjōist State of Hanguk-Nippon Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 59.18, GDP: 208.6 trillion, PPP: 68,762 (July 29, 2019)1
trade, political partner, academic/scientific cooperation, intelligence sharing, non-aggression and mutual aid, joint military exercises, military exchange, Space Observation cooperation.
Cozy


The Military Government of The Helleness stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


Kingson island stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


Lirozonia stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Midaic Republic of Midand Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, HDI: 92.92, GDP: 753.1 trillion, PPP: 8,860 (July 29, 2019)1
extensive trade, close political partner, history of military hostility followed by cooperation, defence ally.
Cozy


Milkyway republic stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


Neo mida gals Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, HDI: 63.95, GDP: 3.25 trillion, PPP: 68,212 (Oct 24, 2021)1
some diplomatic contact.
Tepid


The Galactic Empire of Nova Montron Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 97.17, GDP: 804.3 trillion, PPP: 6,648 (July 29, 2019)1
trade, some political cooperation.
Tepid

    📈 history of military cooperation
    📈 Midand Terms of Surrender terms of peace
    📉 Policy Concern: Socialism - Industry is owned and run by the government in a centrally planned economy.
    📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.


Promised islands stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Sanduaguo Stan of Purple Hyacinth Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 68.09, GDP: 52.7 trillion, PPP: 9,961 (Oct 24, 2020)1
some trade contact.
Tepid


The United Kingdom of S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, HDI: 68.66, GDP: 263.3 trillion, PPP: 95,127 (July 29, 2019)1
protectorate state: close political, trade and diplomatic relations. Mutual aid.
Steamy


Sjorve ned stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated


The Confederacy of the 3 Islands of St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha New York Times Democracy, HDI: 73.72, GDP: 255.7 trillion, PPP: 81,825 (July 29, 2019)1
protectorate state: close political, trade and diplomatic relations. Mutual aid.
Steamy


The Oppressed Peoples of South Pacifica Isles Corporate Police State, HDI: 49.63, GDP: 221.3 trillion, PPP: 75,567 (July 29, 2019)1
trade partner, military coopereration, foreign aid recipient.
Cozy


The United Federated Empire of Techganet Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 93.66, GDP: 1,051.9 trillion, PPP: 6,026 (July 29, 2019)1
trade, political partner, defence ally, history of military cooperation.
Cozy

    📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
    📈 Eastfold Pact economic, social and cultural collaboration, and mutual defence pact
    📈 The Allied 7 defence, finance and humanitarian aid pact (defunct)
    📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
    📈 mutual embassy exchange
    📈 Techganet's Swift Smart Device Technologies operates a Tech Bar store and supplies the Volaworand Antarctic College. KFP makes use of Swift Technologies in its "Modern Format" locations.
    📉 invoked sanctions (now lifted) during Volaworand's ISU spy scandal
    📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
    📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.


The Logical Socialist Democracy of Zess Liberal Democratic Socialists, HDI: 91.80, GDP: 200.6 trillion, PPP: 13,910 (July 29, 2019)1
some trade.
Tepid


1 NationStates data, Comparision data for Volaworand: Left-Leaning College State, HDI: 95.43, GDP: 1,596.4 trillion, PPP: 134,695 Oct 22, 2021

For roleplay purposes we assume that every nation in the South Pacific exchanges ambassadors, and has at least a diplomatic officer in each other's nations. Over time as nations develop friendship these arrangements become deeper and result in the establishment of more formal relations and the opening of larger Consular Offices, Trade Offices and Embassies. If you would like to exchange consular offices, please send a telegram to open negotiations. We prefer to document these exchanges with a bilateral treaties, but it is not always needed.

Volaworand Consular Offices Abroad

Volaworand maintains many embassies and consulates abroad, the largest are in the following nations:

Nation

City

Ambassador

Auphelia

Embassy in Virgo, Trade Office in Capricorn, Student exchanges: Taurus University, Tourism Office in Virgo

Calla Ryan

The Tastiest Parts of Beepee

Embassy in Norfolk Pinewoods

Colton (Colt) Walsh

The Constitutional Monarchy of British Falkland Islands

Embassy, Trade and Tourism Offices in Stanley

Hannah Mccoy

The Colony of British Pitcairn Islands

Embassy, Tourism Office in Adamstown

Mandy Mckenzie

The Imperial Sinjōist State of Hanguk-Nippon

Embassy in Seoul

Geri Gatwin

The Midaic Republic of Midand

Embassy in Midandia

Ambassador position vacant
Chief of Staff: Vicky Crawford

The Oppressed Peoples of South Pacifica Isles

Embassy in Mordor

Twyford Daniels

The Confederacy of the 3 Islands of St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha

Embassy, Trade & Tourism Offices in Jamestown

Anil Anderson

The United Kingdom of S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands

Embassy, Trade & Tourism Offices in King Edward Point

Alejandro Lowery

The United Federated Empire of Techganet

Embassy in Empicere

Peter Young

Hosted Consular Offices in Volaworand

Volaworand hosts embassies and consular offices of many nations, the largest of which are in the following nations:

Nation

City

Ambassador

Auphelia

Embassy in Rothera, Trade Office in Faraday, Student exchanges: Volaworand Antarctic College, Tourism Office in Rothera

The Tastiest Parts of Beepee

Embassy in Rothera

The Constitutional Monarchy of British Falkland Islands

Embassy & Tourism Office in Rothera, Tourism & Trade Office in Faraday

Lincoln Mcdermott

The Colony of British Pitcairn Islands

Embassy & Tourism Office in Rothera, Tourism & Trade Office in Faraday

Claire Huff

The Imperial Sinjōist State of Hanguk-Nippon

Embassy in Rothera

His Excellency Asahi Seo-mun (あさひ서문)

The Midaic Republic of Midand

Embassy in Rothera

The Oppressed Peoples of South Pacifica Isles

Embassy in Rothera

Irina Shoigu

The Confederacy of the 3 Islands of St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha

Embassy, Trade & Tourism Offices in Rothera, Trade Office in Faraday

Lucille Calhoun

The United Kingdom of S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands

Embassy in Rothera

Zack Jones

The United Federated Empire of Techganet

Embassy in Rothera

Other Foreign Relations

The following is a list of other foreign relations of Volaworand. These are nations we are interested in, and so we keep an eye on them. Some are new and neutral, some are hostile but have not directly interacted with Volaworand. Some have ceased to engage with the South Pacific's international community, so they are noted here in case they return.

Nation

Status

Notes

The 🍪 Tropical Biscuit Paradise of Aumeltopia

Balmy

trade contact. co-head of Joint SPIT Commission South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA), Friendly Rival in the SPIT wars economic roleplay in late 2017

Arkesia

Tepid

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

Democraciaa

Chilly

Maxonian Pox travel restrictions on passengers

East lodge

Tepid

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific

The 3rd Tsardom of East Sakhlin

Chilly

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific

Eskvenn

Chilly

limited trade contact.

Thefourthreic

Frigid

Rouge state, hostile nuclear program

The fune shogunate

Chilly

suspected of terrorist activity in Hanguk-Nippon

Golden foxtopia

Tepid

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

Imperialantarctica

Cozy

Antarctic Accord, Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific

Imperial isaac

Cozy

trade, political partner, history of military cooperation

The iranian national republic

Tepid

The Tripartite Legion intelligence sharing, diplomatic contact

Iran-somalia

Frigid

State sponser of FLM Terrorism, Travel Advisory: HIGH RISK

Islas tualua

Tepid

some trade.

Kerlodia

Balmy

preferred trade partner, diplomatic cooperation, non-aggression and mutual aid. Friendship and Cooperation Agreement, The Tripartite Legion anti-terrorism partner, Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific. Direct flight connections.

Liberusland

Frosty

Travel Advisory: SEVERE RISK

Lily pad nation

Frosty

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

Martigues

Cozy

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

Mryasia

Balmy

Treaty of Amity and Commerce, Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific

Nation states cayo

Balmy

diplomatic and trade contact.

The The of of New Haudenosaunee Confederacy

Frosty

some trade, limited political relations. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

North prarie

Cozy

close trade, diplomatic and political partner, mutual defense ally

P r of china

Tepid

trade partner, diplomatic recognition, non-aggression and mutual aid. Treaty of Amity and Commerce, Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific

Philippinia

Balmy

limited trade, diplomatic partner.

Poleande

Tepid

some trade and political cooperation. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific

Premier knowhere

Frosty

some trade.

Ruvonia

Balmy

trade partner, diplomatic recognition, non-aggression and mutual aid. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific

Tilipria

Tepid

trade partner, foreign aid receipient.

The sakhalinsk empire

Tepid

trade, diplomatic partner.

The state of somalia

Tepid

intelligence sharing diplomatic contact. The Tripartite Legion Anti-terrorism partner.

Techolandia

Tepid

some political cooperation. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific

The unified carolinas

Tepid

some trade and diplomatic contact. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific

The united chinese republic

Tepid

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

The Federal-Monarchical Republic of United Europe-Eurasia

Balmy

Trade, political connections, intelligence sharing. Memberships in South Pacific United Nations, South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA), The Tripartite Legion. Kentucky Fried Penguin locations. Invoked sanctions, trade embargo and pursued World Court case against Volaworand during the ISU spy scandal.

Valkolia

Tepid

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

Wote la afriar

Frosty

unstable, hostile nation. Travel Advisory: SEVERE RISK - AVOID ALL TRAVEL

The Gay Agenda of Xarbraden

Tepid

limited trade contact.

Yansu

Chilly

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

Zinaland

Tepid

Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE

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I meant as a region would this be okay?

Dinoium wrote:The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand
Mafia Penguin leads in Local Council Election.
Well I guess that's how Mafia works.

you come to me... on the day of my daughters wedding....


CRS wiretap transcript (probably faked) of a secret meeting of Volaworand's LC exploratory committee Raw feed here: Linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B34sntIgI4g

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: I believe in The South Pacific. TSP has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in TSP fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a goddess, Auphelia, not an Italian. She went to the movies. She stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago she took her for a drive, with another friend, Concrete Slab. They made her drink whiskey and then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they suppressed her posts. Like an animal. When I went to the hospital her nose was broken. Her jaw was shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life. A beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again. [He breaks down at this point, and the Don gestures to Kerlodia to get him a drink.] Sorry... [He regains his composure and carries on.] I went to the High Court, like a good TSPer. These two were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison, and suspended the sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool, and those two bastards, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, "For justice, we must go to Don Volaworandleone."

Don Volaworandleone: Why did you go to the off-site forum's High Court? Why didn't you come to me first?

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: What do you want of me? Tell me anything, but do what I beg you to do.

Don Volaworandleone: What is that?

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: [whispers his request in the Don's ear] I want them dead.

Don Volaworandleone: That I cannot do.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: I will give you anything you ask.

Don Volaworandleone: We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you ever came to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of SPIT, even though my spouse is godparent to your only child. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And, uh, you were afraid to be in my debt.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: I didn't want to get into trouble.

Don Volaworandleone: I understand. You found paradise in TSP, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: "Don Volaworandleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: I ask for justice.

Don Volaworandleone: That is not justice. Your daughter is still alive.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: Let them suffer then, as she suffers. How much shall I pay you?

Don Volaworandleone: [shakes his head ruefully] NHC, NHC. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then that scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: Be my friend... Godfather.
[The Don shrugs, New Haudenosaunee Confederacy bows toward the Don and kisses the Don's hand.]

Don Volaworandleone: Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: Grazie, Godfather.

Don Volaworandleone: Prego. [New Haudenosaunee Confederacy leaves, and Don Volaworandleone turns to Kerlodia] Give this to, uh, Aidenfieeld. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all, we're not murderers, in spite of what this undertaker thinks.

Other Volaworand for LC campaign news:
page=dispatch/id=1170301

- Volaworand Newswire

Read dispatch

Volaworand wrote:you come to me... on the day of my daughters wedding....


CRS wiretap transcript (probably faked) of a secret meeting of Volaworand's LC exploratory committee Raw feed here: Linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B34sntIgI4g

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: I believe in The South Pacific. TSP has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in TSP fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a goddess, Auphelia, not an Italian. She went to the movies. She stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago she took her for a drive, with another friend, Concrete Slab. They made her drink whiskey and then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they suppressed her posts. Like an animal. When I went to the hospital her nose was broken. Her jaw was shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life. A beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again. [He breaks down at this point, and the Don gestures to Kerlodia to get him a drink.] Sorry... [He regains his composure and carries on.] I went to the High Court, like a good TSPer. These two were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison, and suspended the sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool, and those two bastards, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, "For justice, we must go to Don Volaworandleone."

Don Volaworandleone: Why did you go to the off-site forum's High Court? Why didn't you come to me first?

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: What do you want of me? Tell me anything, but do what I beg you to do.

Don Volaworandleone: What is that?

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: [whispers his request in the Don's ear] I want them dead.

Don Volaworandleone: That I cannot do.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: I will give you anything you ask.

Don Volaworandleone: We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you ever came to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of SPIT, even though my spouse is godparent to your only child. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And, uh, you were afraid to be in my debt.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: I didn't want to get into trouble.

Don Volaworandleone: I understand. You found paradise in TSP, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: "Don Volaworandleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: I ask for justice.

Don Volaworandleone: That is not justice. Your daughter is still alive.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: Let them suffer then, as she suffers. How much shall I pay you?

Don Volaworandleone: [shakes his head ruefully] NHC, NHC. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then that scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: Be my friend... Godfather.
[The Don shrugs, New Haudenosaunee Confederacy bows toward the Don and kisses the Don's hand.]

Don Volaworandleone: Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: Grazie, Godfather.

Don Volaworandleone: Prego. [New Haudenosaunee Confederacy leaves, and Don Volaworandleone turns to Kerlodia] Give this to, uh, Aidenfieeld. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all, we're not murderers, in spite of what this undertaker thinks.

Other Volaworand for LC campaign news:
page=dispatch/id=1170301

- Volaworand Newswire

Read dispatch

Mwhahaha, more memes that I actually enjoy.

Sword of summer wrote:I meant as a region would this be okay?

we're a pretty chill region... play whatever nation you want as your main... or play them all equally!

Or start a Marxist terrorist group and threaten everyone! we'll deal.


The hackers order those watching to: "Kill them wherever you find them."

An FLM-linked group of hackers has released a "kill list" of 8,786 names and addresses in the South Pacific, calling for lone wolf attacks on the targets in a chilling video posted online.

In a posting on Telegram -- a private messaging app -- the group first warned that a release of the names was imminent.

About 10 minutes later, the hackers posted the actual list, which includes names of seemingly random individuals from primarily Midand and Volaworand, according to the terror monitor SITE.

"More than 7,000 of the names were from Midand," said a source from the cyber department at SITE.

The video, just under six minutes, begins with a warning for Midand.

"We have a message to the people of Midand. and most importantly your Leader Mendeons," the text on the screen reads. "Know that we continue to wage war against you. Know that your counter attacks only make us stronger. The FLM will start a new step in this war against you," the message said.

SITE is currently working to determine the primary source of the list, which includes individual phone numbers and addresses of people in Midand, Volaworand, Imperial isaac, South Pacifica Isles, Techganet, North prarie, Techolandia, Hanguk-Nippon, Deumontiverland, and Phonamrong.

"We're trying to determine where the list came from and also identify a common theme among all the individuals," the source said.

Terror analysts say it's not yet determined how serious a threat the list may pose in Midand and elsewhere.

"This group has released several 'kill lists' in the past and so far there's been no confirmed incident of someone on the list being directly targeted or attacked," the source said.

The FLM's prior video said a regional leader, Olga Agha, had been killed in a North prarie airstrike in Midand. The video threatened retaliation for her death.

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Dinoium wrote:Mwhahaha, more memes that I actually enjoy.

You can't handle the memes!

Volaworand
AS A ULTRA THEATRE NERD YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON
#VoteForVoly

North prarie wrote:Volaworand
AS A ULTRA THEATRE NERD YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON
#VoteForVoly

*blush* my works barely compare the true musical genius of Auphelia!

Plot


Act I

The Narrator, Aumeltopia introduces four characters who each have a wish: Lily pad nation wishes to attend the Delegate's festival; Pencil Sharpeners 2, a simple poor boy, wishes that his cow, Snow White, would give milk; a Baker, The Solar System Scope and his Wife, Si-topia, wish they could have a child; and 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 wishes for bread from TSSS to take to her programmer's house. ("Once Upon A Time").

PS2's weary mother, Treesil, after having to kill their last chicken for meat and finding they have finally run out of the small pittance their father left before he died, nags him into selling the cow. Meanwhile, across the Forest, Lily's stepmother, Quiescent, and stepsisters, Saxavo and Estantia, tease Lily about wanting to attend the Delegate's festival.

TSSS's neighbor, an ugly, tentacled old witch named Auphelia, reveals that the source of the couple's infertility is a curse she placed on the TSSS's line after catching his father stealing her bamboo, including six magic bamboo sprouts. Auphelia also took TSSS's father's newborn child, Beepee. She explains the curse will be lifted if TSSS and Si-topia can find the four ingredients that Auphelia needs for a certain potion; "a cow as white as snow, the cape as red as blood, hair as yellow as teeth, and a slipper as pure as gold," all before the RMB updates at midnight in three days' time. All begin their journeys into the Forest—PS2 goes to The North Pacific market to sell his beloved Snow White, Lily's family rides to the Delegate's festival while Lily, left behind, goes to her mother's grave to ask for guidance, 073 goes to her programmer's house hidden deep in the middle of the Forest, and TSSS, refusing Si-topia's help, goes to find the ingredients for Auphelia's potion ("Into the Forest").

Lily visits her mother's grave by a pond of her own tears accumulated over the years, and receives a beautiful gown and golden slippers from her mother's spirit ("Lily's Pad At The Pond"). PS2 encounters Erinor, who mocks him for trying to sell his cow for more than a "hunk of bamboo" and then vanishes. 073 meets a hungry Curlyhoward, who convinces her to take a detour on her way to her Programmer's, trying to seduce/eat her (The role of Programmer is also played by Quiescent, but the role will heretofore be known as Programmer to avoid confusion with the Stepmother) ("Hello, Little Android"). TSSS and Si-topia squabble over her presence in the Forest, but they come across PS2 with Snow White. Not having the money necessary to buy the cow, they convince PS2 that the six bamboo sprouts TSSS has found in his father's old floof are magic bamboo sprouts, and buy the cow for five of them. PS2 bids a tearful goodbye to his cow ("So Long, Old Cow"), and TSSS orders Si-topia to return to the village with the cow. He has qualms about being so dishonest, but Si-topia reasons that the chance to have a dragon-fox child justifies their trickery ("Maybe It's Maybelline Magic").

Aupehelia has raised Beepee as her own son, keeping him locked away from the world in a tall tower accessible only by climbing Beepee's long, golden hair ("Our Little World"). But this day a handsome prince, Volaworand, spies the beautiful Beepee and resolves to climb the tower himself. In another part of the Forest, TSSS has tracked down 073. Following Auphelia's advice, he attempts to simply steal the red cape 073 wears to keep dirt out of her processing unit, but her ensuing temper tantrum guilts him into returning it. When 073 arrives at her programmer's house, she is swallowed by Curlyhoward. TSSS, in pursuit of the cape after forgetting his guilt, slays Curly, pulling 073 and her programmer from the beast's innards. 073 rewards TSSS with the red cape, reflecting on her new experiences ("This Now Computes"). Meanwhile, Treesil angrily tosses the bamboo aside upon learning PS2 traded their cow for five measly shoots, which later grow into an enormous stalk overnight, and sends her son to bed without supper. As Lily flees the Delegate's Festival (pursued by a handsome princess, Havenfell), Si-topia runs into her and helps her hide, quizzing Lily about the ball. Lily explains that it was a nice ball ("A Very Nice Princess") but seems nonplussed by the experience, wary of Havenfell's overt advances. As a giant bamboo stalk begins to sprout from the ground next to PS2's cottage, Si-topia spots Lily's pure gold slippers. She tries to chase after Lilu but inadvertently allows Snow White to run off, leaving her without slippers or the cow. The characters each state morals and credos as the first midnight chimes ("First Midnight") and they continue their journeys through the Forest.

The next morning, PS2 describes his adventure climbing the bamboo and finding the upper echelons of the South Pacific's regional security forces in the clouds ("Giants in the Sky"). He finds TSSS and gives him five Drama Llamas he stole from the CRS to buy back his cow. When TSSS hesitates, PS2 climbs back up the bamboo to find more. Erinor emerges and taunts TSSS, stealing the money and flying off on his one wing. Si-topia confesses she has lost the cow, and she and TSSS split up to look for it. Lily's princess (Havenfell) and Beepee's Prince (Volaworand), who are siblings, meet and compare the their newfound and unobtainable amours ("Agony"). Si-topia, who is eavesdropping, takes note when Volaworand mentions that he is in love with a man in a tower with hair "as yellow as teeth." Si-topia fools Beepee into letting down his hair by telling him that she is his prince, and pulls out a piece of it. Meanwhile, Erinor returns Snow White to TSSS to repay the Drama Llamas.

Si-topia and Lily meet again, and Si-topia makes a desperate grab for Lily's shoes, almost succeeding before Lily flees, weirded out by the crazy lady trying to steal her shoes in a dark Forest. TSSS and Si-topia reunite, now with three of the four items. TSSS admits that they will have to work together to fulfil the quest ("It Takes Two To Make A Thing Go Right"/ "It Takes Two To Make It Outta Sight"). PS2 arrives with a hen that lays golden eggs and attempts to buy Snow White back, but the cow suddenly keels over dead as midnight chimes, obviously done with being some sort of MacGuffin, and not even the only one. Again, the characters recite morals ("Second Midnight"). Auphelia discovers that Volaworand has been visiting Beepee and, in fury and anguish, demands that Beepee stay with her so she can protect him from the outside world ("Stay with Me"). When Beepee refuses, the Witch cuts off Beepee's hair and banishes him to a desert ("Fly, My Pretty"). Erinor shows up once more and gives TSSS the money to buy another cow. PS2 encounters 073, who is now sporting a stooge skin cape and a large knife for protection. She goads him into returning once again to the CRS' home to steal a magic harp ("I'm A Troll, LOL").

Lily, returning from the last night of the Delegate's festival, describes how Havenfell spread pitch on the stairs to prevent her from escaping. Caught between wanting to escape and wanting to stay, she eventually resolves to let Havenfell decide, leaving her one of her slippers as a clue to her identity ("On the Steps of the Palace"). As Lily escapes to the Forest, Si-topia frantically tries to convince her to give up her other shoe, offering her the sixth magic bamboo sprout in exchange for it. Lily throws the bamboo aside, but trades shoes with Si-topia and flees. TSSS arrives with another cow he bought with the Drama Llamas Erinor gave him; they now have all four items. A searcher for the slipper, the Princesses's Koala, Sanjurika, grabs the slipper from Si-topia as evidence, and they are fighting over it when a great crash is heard and Treesil runs in to report that there is a dead CRS member in her backyard. Havenfell, more concerned with finding Lily, waves her off and departs with one of the slippers she found on the steps of her palace, giving the other to TSSS and Si-topia. PS2, to his mother's relief, returns with the magic harp.

TSSS and Si-topia summon Auphelia, and discovers that the new cow is unsatisfactory, as it's a regular cow which has been is covered with flour. However, she is able to resurrect Snow White and instructs TSSS and Si-topia to feed the other ingredients to the cow. PS2 then tries to milk her, but no milk comes. Auphelia demands to know what ingredients were used, and Si-topia reveals where she got the yellow hair, and Auphelia furiously explains that she, as the subject of her mother's curse, cannot have touched any of the ingredients that will break it. Erinor appears once more and tells TSSS to feed the hair-like corn silk from a cob of corn he hands to TSSS to the cow. Now Snow White gives milk, which is the potion. Auphelia, satisfied, reveals that the Erinor is the TSSS's father, and she has allowed him to help his son as penance for his crime. Auphelia drinks the potion. At the chime of the third midnight Erinor falls dead, his reparation complete, the curse is broken, and Auphelia regains the beauty she had before the curse, shedding her tentacles and becoming filled with the dewy glow of youth.

Lily's princess searches for the girl whose foot fits the slipper; her stepsisters try but can only get it on by cutting off parts of their feet ("Careful, My Toe! "). Lily appears, her foot fits the slipper, and she becomes the princess's bride. Beepee pines in the desert where his Prince, Volaworand, finds him. Auphelia attempts to curse the couple, but with her own curse broken and bereft of her tencalces, her powers are gone. At Lily's wedding to Havenfell, Saxavo and Estantia are blinded by a swarm frogs as they try to win Lily's favour. Si-topia, now very pregnant, thanks Lily for the slipper. Everyone is at the wedding. Everyone but Auphelia and the stepsisters congratulate themselves on being able to live happily "Ever After," though they fail to notice another bamboo sprout growing sky-high...



Act II

Aumeltopia, the narrator, introduces the action again: ("Once Upon a Time . . . Later") All the characters seem happy but are still wishing: Si-topia and TSSS have their precious baby, but wish for more room and bicker over TSSS's unwillingness to hold his child; PS2 and his mother are rich and well-fed, but PS2 misses the CRS' kingdom in the sky; Lily is living with Havenfell in the Palace, but is getting bored. ("So Happy").

Everyone is suddenly knocked over by a loud crash. The enormous foot of a CRS member, Kringalia, has destroyed Auphelia's garden, sparing only a few bamboo sprouts. TSSS and Si-topia decide that they must tell the Delegate and his Ministers, and TSSS travels to the palace. His news is ignored by Tsunamy and Havenfell, and also by Treesil when he stops at her house to ask for PS2's aid. When he returns home, 073 arrives on her way to Programmer's: her house has been destroyed and her mother is missing. TSSS and Si-topia decide to escort her. Meanwhile, PS2 decides that he must slay Kringalia and Lily learns from her frog friends that her mother's grave was disturbed and decides to investigate, dressed in her old rags. Once again, everyone heads into the Forest, but this time the mood is sombre, for "the skies are strange, the winds are strong" ("Into the Forest" Reprise).

Beepee has also fled to the forest in a hysterical fit, driven mad by his treatment at Auphelia's hands over the years. Volaworand has followed him, but when he encounters his sister, Havenfell, who is searching for Lily, they each confess they have another reason for their presence in the Forest. They have grown bored and frustrated with their marriages and now lust after two beautiful women asleep in the forest - Alice Parker and Fudgetopia ("Stealing Never Felt So Sweet"/ "Agony", Reprise).

TSSS, Si-topia, and 073 get lost in the forest and find Lily's family and Sanjurika the royal koala, who reveal that the castle was set upon by Kringalia. Auphelia arrives as well, bringing news that Kringalia has destroyed the village and TSSS's house. Suddenly, thunderous footsteps are heard and Kringalia appears. To the shock of all, this CRS member is a woman – widow of the CRS member that PS2 killed. Her booming voice proclaims that she wants PS2's blood in revenge. To satisfy the Kringle, the group realises they must give her someone, but are unable to decide on whom until they realise that Aumeltopia is still commenting on the actions from the sidelines. Everyone offers Kringle Aumeltopia as a sacrifice, but Aumeltopia convinces them how lost they would be without them. Nevertheless, Auphelia throws Aumeltopia into the Kringle's arms and they are killed by being dropped. Treesil finds the group and aggressively defends her son, angering Kringle, and the koala clubs Treesil to quiet her, inadvertently killing her. As Kringle leaves to search for PS2, Beepee runs into her path and is trampled, to the horror of Auphelia ("Auphelia's Lament").

The Delegate and his Ministers continue on their way, fleeing despite the TSSS's pleas for them to stay and fight the CRS. Auphelia declares she will find PS2 and sacrifice him to Kringle, and TSSS and Si-topia decide they must find him first and split up to search. Si-topia meets Havenfell, and the princess rapidly seduces her ("Any Moment"). Meanwhile, TSSS discovers Lily at her mother's ruined grave and convinces her to join their group for safety. Havenfell, satisfied, leaves Si-topia with a few platitudes, and she reflects on her adventure of the forest and her return to domestic life with family ("Moments in the Forest"). However, she has lost her way, stumbles into the path of Kringle, and is consequently killed by a falling tree.

TSSS, 073, and Lily await the return of Si-topia when Auphelia drags in PS2, whom she found weeping over Si-topia's body. The grief-stricken TSSS unwittingly agrees to give PS2 to Kringle and the CRS, causing an argument. The characters first blame each other for their predicament, until finally they all decide to blame Auphelia for growing the bamboo in the first place ("Your Fault"). Disgusted and fed up, Auphelia curses and scolds them for their inability to accept responsibility, throwing away the rest of her magic bamboo sprouts. This brings her mother's curse on her again, and she gains her magic once more, vanishing away from the Forest. ("Last Midnight"/ "A Tentacled Terror").

TSSS flees, but is visited by Erinor's spirit who convinces him to face his responsibilities ("No More"). TSSS returns and helps plan killing Kringle, using Lily's frog friends to choke out the CRS member by shoving themselves down her throat in area smeared with pitch, where PS2 and TSSS can finally deliver a fatal blow. Lily stays behind to protect TSSS's child and when Havenfell passes by, she nearly fails to recognise Lily. Lily confronts her, having learned of her infidelity from her frogs, and Havenfell explains her feelings of unfulfillment and her reasons for seducing another woman. Lily asks Havenfell if she will help kill Kringle with TSSS and PS2, but Havenfell declines. Lily asks her to go, and Havenfell sorrowfully leaves.

Upon returning to Volaworand, Alice Parker, and Fudgetopia, she discovers that Kringle has already eaten them. The CRS member picks Havenfell up, demanding to know where PS2 is. In fear, Havenfell tells where Lily said TSSS and PS2 would be, not mentioning the trap, and is then eaten by Kringle.

073 returns to Lily with the news that her programmer had been killed by Kringle, and she had discovered the bodies of Quiescent and the stepsisters in the forest as well, crushed to death under Kringle's feet . Meanwhile, TSSS tells PS2 that his mother is dead. PS2 vows to kill Sanjurika the Royal Koala, until TSSS convinces him that will not benefit anyone, and they return to Lily, having set up the trap. Lily comforts 073 and tries to address her qualms – does killing Kringle make them no better than she is? TSSS and Lily explain to PS2 and 073 that everyone is connected, and their choices have consequences ("No One Is Alone").

The four remaining characters slay Kringle and the deceased characters now including the Delegate and his Ministers (who were raided by The Black Hawks).

The survivors resolve to band together and rebuild. The spirit of Si-topia appears to comfort her mourning husband, advising him to tell their child their story. TSSS begins to tell the child the story of the play, while Auphelia appears with the final moral: "Careful the things you say, Children Will Listen." ("The Witch's Farewell").

All join in on a last reprise of the title song, surmising that we all must venture into Forest while remembering that at any moment a rogue CRS member might come down from on high and banject hundreds of tiny nations on a mere whim.

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Auphelia wrote:*arcs of electricity flow down from the generator as it begins spinning, through the wires, and into the fox body*

*the sky opens up and lighting flashes down, filling the generator with a blueish glow*

*the electricity stops flowing and the lab returns to normal, now permeated with the hum of the generator as it converts the powerful lightning into usable increments that are released and used to power the rest of the lab*

Good work!

*the fox body twitches and begins to come alive*

If my calculations were correct and we had the right potato, that should be The Solar System Scope.

Si-topia wrote:Yay!!
*moves closer to the table*
Sweetheart?

Linguiniland wrote:Hahahah fools my plan worked. That wasn't TSSS that you stole from me. He's still right here in his glorious potato form. Have fun with your Baked Spud

*Dashes off like a caped villain in a silent movie*

!!! D:

Si-topia wrote:I'm assuming The Solar System Scope fell asleep. So before I forget and make him upset...
*tucks him in, gives him a kiss, and turns out the lights*
😚💕

*holds you close and wraps arm around you* 😴💙

Si-topia, Auphelia, Volaworand, and Linguiniland

Nakarisaune wrote:Truth is overrated.

Lies are underrated.

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