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Hello
I only give safe, sane and consensual hugs
(completely ripping off Auphelia's campaign)
Hi *hugs in a completely non-consensual way*
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Lily pad nation, and The Filippinas
*Eats seven kit-kats*
Woooooo! Hype!
*steals cookies and gives them to Dinoium
The Solar System Scope, Dinoium, and Greater felter
Haha! I secretly put a garbage truck inside of them!
Is this active and if so may I join?
this game is cool
The Solar System Scope, Dinoium, Volaworand, Lily pad nation, and 1 otherMikole
Mwhahaha!
Volaworand, dressed as King George III, sings a rousing song calling all TSP voters to the polls!
(to the tune of You'll be Back from the musical Hamilton).
You say the price of your vote's not a price that I am willing to pay
You cry in your SPIT which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you clicked the R-M-B
Now you're making me mad
Remember despite our estrangement, I'm your cute-ee!
Soon you'll crack
Yes you'll see
You'll remember you should vote for me
Soon you'll crack
Time will tell
You'll remember that I'll serve you well
Oceans rise, regions fall
We have seen each other through it all
And if push comes to shove,
I will ping you in a dispatch to remind you of my love
Da dada da da
Da dadada dayada
Dada da da dayada
Da dada da da
Da dadada dayada
Dada da da da
You say my love is draining and you can't go on
You'll be the one complaining if the votes go wrong
And, no, don't change the subject
'Cause you're my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever
Soon you'll crack
Like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love
For your praise
And I'll love you till my dying days
When you're gone, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this thing we had
'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
Da dada da da
Da dadada dayada
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Da dada da da
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Vote (ideally for Volaworand) here: page=poll/p=137963, or suffer continued vocal and cinematic stylings of Volaworand!
- Volaworand Newswire
Oh no, not Hamilton...
The Solar System Scope, Volaworand, and Mikole
of course not... Our truth and reconciliation commission resolved it after the world court collapsed!
Why would the new Duncan Government take such a hard line against "the world's court of last resort"? Founded in the wake of The sakhalinsk empire and Techolandia's wars, the international body was supposed to try evildoers who would otherwise escape justice due to broken legal systems in failed states.
Opposing the court is not a new position for Volaworand or Minister Dickson. The Hovland Governement refused to sign the court's implementing treaty, contending that it would lead to trials of soldiers and spies by a politically turbo-charged body located in Roswaesia. At the time, many South Pacific leaders opposed Prime Minister Hovland's war on terror, including the internment of enemy aliens at Marambio and Esperanza. Minister Dickson warned, when the formation of body was first being imposed on the region, that it would be ineffective, unaccountable and overly political. Volaworand chose to remain isolated and outside this courts jurisdiction over the internal affairs of South Pacific nations.
Now, Volaworand intelligence agents may face charges for activities in Techganet and elsewhere. While Volaworand is not a signatory of the treaty or decrees of , Techganet apparently is, and the court claims jurisdiction over any actions taken there. If the WC begins prosecuting Volaworandian "crimes" abroad, commanders will temper their battle plans, soldiers will become gun-shy and civilians will refuse to serve. Volaworand's sovereign right to defend itself will be weakened. Midand is also expected to be another target, as they appear to have agreed to the court's jurisdiction and have been credibly accused of using chemical weapons to assassinate Volaworand's Prime Minister. Meanwhile, without any evidence or fair process in place, the WC has apparently already convicted Volaworand without a trial. They have encouraged numerous nations to erect internet firewalls based on unsubstantiated and unverified internet leaks and make wild claims about Volaworand's military being in far flung corners of the world in a blatant attempt to escalate some old news into an military conflict in order to justify their relevance. Volaworand will not accede one iota of national sovereignty to this undemocratic and unelected body.
In practice, the World Court Of Roswaesia is a failed experiment.
Its trials appear selective and political. While the court has received more than 10,000 written complaints referring to 139 countries, according to the Polar Research Centre, it has focused its prosecutions exclusively on polar nations. The only investigation in progress, relates to Technolandia's complaints filed against Volaworand. This leads to the all-too-easy accusation that the court is racist, neo-colonialist or, in the words of one Polar writer, "tropical justice for polar nations." Following the Antarctic Covenant summit, Imperial Antarctica Prime Minister Richard C. Harvey denounced the court as a "racial hunt". While these charges are hyperbolic, the court's selective and unfair prosecutions have undermined its credibility among polar citizens.
As a result, South Pacific nations are pulling out. Deusutopia, Aequalitate, and New Front have essentially withdrawn from the WC and it seems Nova Montron and Hanguk-Nippon are joining them to stampede for the exit. Auphelia seems to happily ignore the WC completely.
The WC likes to refer to itself as the world's court, but it represents fewer and fewer of world's nations. Volaworand, Midand, Hanguk-Nippon and Nova Montron have never posted ratifications of the court's imposition on the region. Technolandia itself has openly criticized the WC as "unfair" and implied it was corrupt. The Sakhalinsk Empire has encouraged leaving the court's jurisdiction en masse. It appears only Deumontiverland, the host nation, recognizes the WC's authority.
The court's leaders have, in addition, not held themselves to particularly high standards. Chief prosecutor Roswaesian diplomacy, defended thier unquestioned ability to unilaterally change the military access codes of a sovereign nation, saying that nations own internal security measures were insufficient. Such a wildly inappropriate massive intrusion in national sovereignty hardly inspires confidence.
Even worse for the court's credibility are the allegations brought by Hanguk-Nippon, leader of the Praiano Concordat’s (a alternate forum to the WC), that the world court has never held official democratic voting or transparently released records on any case, allegations that deserve an impartial review.
The World Court is a noble ideal but a flawed institution. Far better to encourage nations to develop their own courts that are accountable to the victims and free from charges of selective enforcement or foreign intervention. Volaworand's Truth and Reconciliation Commission -- a government body subject to oversight by the people's representatives -- has heard hard cases and delivered judgements respected across the political spectrum. This institution aims to rehabilitate victims, and pay compensation for state outrages against them.
That method would be a better model for the South Pacific than a court funded and run from Roswaesia.
The Solar System Scope and Mikole
well yeah, Les Mis was soooo two weeks ago....
A number of drama llamas were killed as native nations loyal to Delegate-elect Erinor stormed the strategic
Delegate Cabana. With several hours until the next WA update, they have begun fortifying their position with a
massive street barricade.
Erinor loyalists in The South Pacific have secured a major milestone to oust holdout Delegate Tsunamy from the Delegate Cabana, unnamed TSP sources say.
Today the Erinor loyalists made significant gains against Tsunamy's forces. Erinor has continued to gain endorsements since winning the Delegate election 11 days ago, clinching victory in the key final round of delegate elections after a strong push by Beepee insurgents.
During today's offensive, local citizen militia members used rocks, bottles and endorsements to break down the door of the Delegate Cabana and blockade the streets, military sources say.
The capture of the cabana should give Erinor's forces the power of the TSP delegacy, assuming they can hold their position through tonight's update.
This advance has reportedly forced Delegate Tsunamy to flee to the regional offsite forums.
Why is there fighting in The South Pacific?
The so called "t-rebels" known as tSP-ers, backed by forces loyal to the outgoing Delegate, took over parts of The South Pacific, and forced the government into a plebiside to determine the preferred regional capitalization convention: the South Pacific (tSP) or The South Pacific (TSP). Upper case T loyalists won the vote by almost two thirds of the electorate, but some t-rebels refused to acknowledge the vote and defiantly continued to not capitalize the T.
The t-rebels accused the T loyalists of corruption and began to drown the region with hugs and floof roleplays. Forces loyal to the capitalized T began fighting back, leading to a shocking rise in RMB stabbings and robust demand for Revive-o-matic Services and Death Ray Guns.
After the Delegate election 11 days ago lower case tSPer's ignored the vote and stubbornly refused to boost the endorsement count of the new Delegate-elect. Upper case TSPers rallied and sporadic fighting broke out on the RMB. As drama llama's rampaged the countryside a core group of peasant workers and student intellectual TSPers created a citizen militia movement under the banner of delegate-elect Erinor to put down the tSPer influence once and for all.
As revolutionary fervor has gripped the region, numerous reworkings of musical numbers and disco classics have graced the RMB. Thankfully, rap battles have not gained any traction.
This is a fluid situation, and we will provide breaking news as it develops.
- Volaworand Newswire
Why is there fighting in The South Pacific?
The so called "t-rebels" known as tSP-ers, backed by forces loyal to the outgoing Delegate, took over parts of The South Pacific, and forced the government into a plebiside to determine the preferred regional capitalization convention: the South Pacific (tSP) or The South Pacific (TSP). Upper case T loyalists won the vote by almost two thirds of the electorate, but some t-rebels refused to acknowledge the vote and defiantly continued to not capitalize the T.
The t-rebels accused the T loyalists of corruption and began to drown the region with hugs and floof roleplays. Forces loyal to the capitalized T began fighting back, leading to a shocking rise in RMB stabbings and robust demand for Revive-o-matic Services and Death Ray Guns.
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Dinoium, and Mikole
Truth is overrated.
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Volaworand, Greater felter, and 1 otherLily pad nation
we wound it down... but that was knowhere a few months ago... you should check it out if you're looking for our regional geopolitical RMB roleplay
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, and Greater felter
The Solar System Scope, Volaworand, and Greater felter
The Solar System Scope and Lily pad nation
The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand
Mafia Penguin leads in Local Council Election.
Well I guess that's how Mafia works.
you can play whatever nation you want as your main nation.
Volaworand relations with Golden foxtopia remain unaffected. I can't speak for anyone else you've connected diplomaticly with in swords.. it would be up to them.
The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand, a former British colony, has a federal parliamentary representative democracy under constitutional monarchy system of government, similar to that of Commonwealth Nations of Canada, Australia or New Zealand. Our nation is a somewhat corrupted left leaning Civil Rights Lovefest/Left-Leaning College State. We are generally pacifist, but maintain defensive and peacekeeping troops. We are a capitalist, trading nation. Volaworand is a signatory to numerous bilateral and multi-lateral treaties: the full list of treaties is available here.
Volaworand is mildly engaged in the South Pacific regional roleplay. Our interactions occur primarily in the South Pacific's nation-based roleplay dedicated message board, Knowhere, but also in dispatches, on Treasure Island on the South Pacific's offsite forums (find us on plot 28) and a bit here and there on the nationstates forums.
In addition to formal treaties and embassy exchanges, our nation solidifies links with the South Pacific region and the wider world in a number of ways:
We serve as the chair of the South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA), a trade agreement to normalize the production and trade of South Pacific Iced Tea (SPIT, as it's known in the South Pacific). Contact us by telegram or tag us in the RMB if you are interested in making an application to join this trade pact.
Volaworand is home of the Kentucky Fried Penguin global fast food chain, which offers franchise locations in the South Pacific and throughout the wider world through the Kentucky Fried Penguin storefront on the Global Economics and Trade Board on the forums.
We actively exchange national animals with other nations in the South Pacific, visit the Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand to see the hosted animals. Please send a telegram if you would like to exchange animals.
The Volaworand Newswire collects news and diplomacy dispatches from nations throughout the South Pacific, along with the occasional news of region wide interest. New nations looking to join nation-based roleplays can review the newswire to see what topics are in the South Pacific's recent news.
Volaworand's government owned transportation service Southern Transportation Corporation operates Direct International Flight connections with nations in the South Pacific, primarily those that have claimed a spot on the TSP Forums Roleplay Map or "puppet" nations.
Volaworand maintains active membership in the World Assembly and exchanges endorsements as part of the The Southern World Assembly iNitiative (SWAN). SWAN is an initiative organized by the regional government of the South Pacific to promote the participation of nations in the World Assembly (WA) and to encourage them to endorse everyone in the South Pacific, building security and community within the South Pacific. Endorsements help build influence, which improves regional security and is used in some border control situations. We have reached the Squire rank.
These nations in the South Pacific region have notable economic, political, military or historic relations with Volaworand.
Our Department of External Affairs bureaucrats rate these relationships on a semantic gradient:
Steamy | Cozy | Balmy | Tepid | Chilly | Frosty | Frigid
We take into account Government Classifications, HDI, GDP, PPP, bilateral treaties, shared membership in multilateral agreements, historical interactions and note any National Policies considered undesirable to the general public in Volaworand.1
The Place of A Place Somewhere stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Republic of Abarri Left-Leaning College State, HDI: 91.58, GDP: 661.1 trillion, PPP: 60,969 (July 29, 2019)1
some trade contact.
Tepid
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
The Kingdom of Aezealia stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact observer nation
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Axolotl Empire of Andrendia stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
Auphelia Left-wing Utopia, HDI: 89.97, GDP: 715.9 trillion, PPP: 49,247 (July 29, 2019)1
primary trade partner, mutual aid, academic exchanges, close diplomatic and political partner.
Cozy
📈 Auphelia-Volaworand Free Trade Agreement
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 Auphelia-Volaworand Trade Agreement
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📉 Policy Concern: Human Sacrifice - Religious sacrifice of human beings is legal.
📉 Policy Concern: Socialism - Industry is owned and run by the government in a centrally planned economy.
The Tastiest Parts of Beepee Democratic Socialists, HDI: 97.71, GDP: 588.8 trillion, PPP: 3,074 (July 29, 2019)1
preferred trade partner, diplomatic and political cooperation, non aggression and mutual aid.
Cozy
📈 direct flight connections
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 The Tripartite Legion International Anti-Terrorism Pact member
📈 Beepee-Volaworand Friendship and Cooperation Agreement diplomatic, trade, non-aggression, mutal aid
📈 mutual embassy exchange
The Constitutional Monarchy of British Falkland Islands Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 67.41, GDP: 213.6 trillion, PPP: 37,372 (July 29, 2019)1
protectorate state: close political, trade and diplomatic relations. Mutual aid.
Steamy
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 Memorandum of Understanding concerning the Sharing of Consular Services
📈 direct flight connections
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
The Colony of British Pitcairn Islands New York Times Democracy, HDI: 68.95, GDP: 256.8 trillion, PPP: 84,478 (July 29, 2019)1
protectorate state: close political, trade and diplomatic relations. Mutual aid.
Steamy
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 Memorandum of Understanding concerning the Sharing of Consular Services
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
Biwaki stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Universities Network connects Biwakian International University with Volaworand Antarctic College
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Goosedom of Canadian Dominion stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
The coldwyvernian undead Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 80.06, GDP: 482.7 trillion, PPP: 68,174 (July 29, 2019)1
trade partner, some political relations.
Tepid
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
Colonla stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Mighty Foundation of Concrete Slab Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, HDI: 92.49, GDP: 603.1 trillion, PPP: 35,931 (July 29, 2019)1
Some diplomatic and trade contacts.
Balmy
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Commonwealth of Esterwood stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
Erinor Left-wing Utopia, HDI: 95.07, GDP: 1,030.5 trillion, PPP: 2,155 (July 29, 2019)1
limited contact.
Tepid
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
The Tired Individual of Evinea Capitalizt, HDI: 74.21, GDP: 20.85 trillion, PPP: 84,154 (Nov 7, 2021)1
diplomatic and trade contact.
Balmy
📈 Member of The Green Pact
📈 TSP-SPIDER Co-lead Agency
📈 South Pacific Universities Network connects Amwich University with Volaworand Antarctic College
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
The Republic of The free romanians stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Universities Network connects Babes Bolyai Cluj with Volaworand Antarctic College
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Disputed Territories of Le Front de Liberation du Midand Corrupt Dictatorship, HDI: 39.35, GDP: 118.7 trillion, PPP: 23,802 (July 29, 2019)1
hostile terrorist group.
Frigid
📉 outlawed group
📉 committed terrorist attack inside Volaworand
📉 Policy Concern: Autocracy - The nation does not hold democratic elections.
📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
📉 Policy Concern: Socialism - Industry is owned and run by the government in a centrally planned economy.
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
📉 Policy Concern: No Immigration - Foreigners cannot become residents.
📉 Policy Concern: No Emigration - Citizens are not permitted to leave.
The Imperial Sinjōist State of Hanguk-Nippon Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 59.18, GDP: 208.6 trillion, PPP: 68,762 (July 29, 2019)1
trade, political partner, academic/scientific cooperation, intelligence sharing, non-aggression and mutual aid, joint military exercises, military exchange, Space Observation cooperation.
Cozy
📈 direct flight connections
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 Seoul Agreement diplomatic, trade, non-aggression, mutal aid
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 The Tripartite Legion International Anti-Terrorism Pact member
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📈 The Sasebo Deal Military Compact Agreement outlining cooperation and Status of Forces
The Military Government of The Helleness stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Universities Network connects New Nafplion State University with Volaworand Antarctic College
📉 Concerns check in progress
Kingson island stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact observer nation
📉 Concerns check in progress
Lirozonia stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact observer nation
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Midaic Republic of Midand Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, HDI: 92.92, GDP: 753.1 trillion, PPP: 8,860 (July 29, 2019)1
extensive trade, close political partner, history of military hostility followed by cooperation, defence ally.
Cozy
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 direct flight connections
📈 Eastfold Pact economic, social and cultural collaboration, and mutual defence pact
📈 Midand Terms of Surrender terms of peace
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📈 Midand's Globe Corp. International owns some insurance and mining companies in Volaworand.
📉 invoked sanctions (now lifted) during Volaworand's ISU spy scandal
📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
Milkyway republic stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Universities Network connects Lacosan Institute of Science and Technology with Volaworand Antarctic College
📉 Concerns check in progress
Neo mida gals Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, HDI: 63.95, GDP: 3.25 trillion, PPP: 68,212 (Oct 24, 2021)1
some diplomatic contact.
Tepid
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
The Galactic Empire of Nova Montron Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 97.17, GDP: 804.3 trillion, PPP: 6,648 (July 29, 2019)1
trade, some political cooperation.
Tepid
📈 history of military cooperation
📈 Midand Terms of Surrender terms of peace
📉 Policy Concern: Socialism - Industry is owned and run by the government in a centrally planned economy.
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
Promised islands stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Universities Network connects Southern Cross College with Volaworand Antarctic College
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Sanduaguo Stan of Purple Hyacinth Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 68.09, GDP: 52.7 trillion, PPP: 9,961 (Oct 24, 2020)1
some trade contact.
Tepid
The United Kingdom of S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, HDI: 68.66, GDP: 263.3 trillion, PPP: 95,127 (July 29, 2019)1
protectorate state: close political, trade and diplomatic relations. Mutual aid.
Steamy
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 Memorandum of Understanding concerning the Sharing of Consular Services
📈 direct flight connections
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
Sjorve ned stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Universities Network connects Sjorve Nedian University of Technology with Volaworand Antarctic College
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Confederacy of the 3 Islands of St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha New York Times Democracy, HDI: 73.72, GDP: 255.7 trillion, PPP: 81,825 (July 29, 2019)1
protectorate state: close political, trade and diplomatic relations. Mutual aid.
Steamy
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 Memorandum of Understanding concerning the Sharing of Consular Services
📈 direct flight connections
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
The Oppressed Peoples of South Pacifica Isles Corporate Police State, HDI: 49.63, GDP: 221.3 trillion, PPP: 75,567 (July 29, 2019)1
trade partner, military coopereration, foreign aid recipient.
Cozy
📈 hosts Volaworand military bases, purchases military equipment from Volaworand
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 The Tripartite Legion International Anti-Terrorism Pact member
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📉 Policy Concern: Autocracy - The nation does not hold democratic elections.
📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
📉 Policy Concern: Slavery - Slavery is legal
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
The United Federated Empire of Techganet Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 93.66, GDP: 1,051.9 trillion, PPP: 6,026 (July 29, 2019)1
trade, political partner, defence ally, history of military cooperation.
Cozy
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 Eastfold Pact economic, social and cultural collaboration, and mutual defence pact
📈 The Allied 7 defence, finance and humanitarian aid pact (defunct)
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📈 Techganet's Swift Smart Device Technologies operates a Tech Bar store and supplies the Volaworand Antarctic College. KFP makes use of Swift Technologies in its "Modern Format" locations.
📉 invoked sanctions (now lifted) during Volaworand's ISU spy scandal
📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
The Logical Socialist Democracy of Zess Liberal Democratic Socialists, HDI: 91.80, GDP: 200.6 trillion, PPP: 13,910 (July 29, 2019)1
some trade.
Tepid
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📉 Policy Concern: Socialism - Industry is owned and run by the government in a centrally planned economy.
1 NationStates data, Comparision data for Volaworand: Left-Leaning College State, HDI: 95.43, GDP: 1,596.4 trillion, PPP: 134,695 Oct 22, 2021
For roleplay purposes we assume that every nation in the South Pacific exchanges ambassadors, and has at least a diplomatic officer in each other's nations. Over time as nations develop friendship these arrangements become deeper and result in the establishment of more formal relations and the opening of larger Consular Offices, Trade Offices and Embassies. If you would like to exchange consular offices, please send a telegram to open negotiations. We prefer to document these exchanges with a bilateral treaties, but it is not always needed.
Volaworand maintains many embassies and consulates abroad, the largest are in the following nations:
Nation | City | Ambassador |
Embassy in Virgo, Trade Office in Capricorn, Student exchanges: Taurus University, Tourism Office in Virgo | Calla Ryan | |
Embassy in Norfolk Pinewoods | Colton (Colt) Walsh | |
Embassy, Trade and Tourism Offices in Stanley | Hannah Mccoy | |
Embassy, Tourism Office in Adamstown | Mandy Mckenzie | |
Embassy in Seoul | Geri Gatwin | |
Embassy in Midandia | Ambassador position vacant | |
Embassy in Mordor | Twyford Daniels | |
The Confederacy of the 3 Islands of St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha | Embassy, Trade & Tourism Offices in Jamestown | Anil Anderson |
Embassy, Trade & Tourism Offices in King Edward Point | Alejandro Lowery | |
Embassy in Empicere | Peter Young |
Volaworand hosts embassies and consular offices of many nations, the largest of which are in the following nations:
Nation | City | Ambassador |
Embassy in Rothera, Trade Office in Faraday, Student exchanges: Volaworand Antarctic College, Tourism Office in Rothera | ||
Embassy in Rothera | ||
Embassy & Tourism Office in Rothera, Tourism & Trade Office in Faraday | Lincoln Mcdermott | |
Embassy & Tourism Office in Rothera, Tourism & Trade Office in Faraday | Claire Huff | |
Embassy in Rothera | His Excellency Asahi Seo-mun (あさひ서문) | |
Embassy in Rothera | ||
Embassy in Rothera | Irina Shoigu | |
The Confederacy of the 3 Islands of St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha | Embassy, Trade & Tourism Offices in Rothera, Trade Office in Faraday | Lucille Calhoun |
Embassy in Rothera | Zack Jones | |
Embassy in Rothera |
The following is a list of other foreign relations of Volaworand. These are nations we are interested in, and so we keep an eye on them. Some are new and neutral, some are hostile but have not directly interacted with Volaworand. Some have ceased to engage with the South Pacific's international community, so they are noted here in case they return.
Nation | Status | Notes |
Balmy | trade contact. co-head of Joint SPIT Commission South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA), Friendly Rival in the SPIT wars economic roleplay in late 2017 | |
Tepid | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE | |
Chilly | ||
Tepid | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific | |
Chilly | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific | |
Chilly | limited trade contact. | |
Frigid | Rouge state, hostile nuclear program | |
Chilly | suspected of terrorist activity in Hanguk-Nippon | |
Tepid | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE | |
Cozy | Antarctic Accord, Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific | |
Cozy | trade, political partner, history of military cooperation | |
Tepid | The Tripartite Legion intelligence sharing, diplomatic contact | |
Frigid | State sponser of FLM Terrorism, Travel Advisory: HIGH RISK | |
Tepid | some trade. | |
Balmy | preferred trade partner, diplomatic cooperation, non-aggression and mutual aid. Friendship and Cooperation Agreement, The Tripartite Legion anti-terrorism partner, Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific. Direct flight connections. | |
Frosty | ||
Frosty | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE | |
Cozy | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE | |
Balmy | Treaty of Amity and Commerce, Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific | |
Balmy | diplomatic and trade contact. | |
Frosty | some trade, limited political relations. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE | |
Cozy | close trade, diplomatic and political partner, mutual defense ally | |
Tepid | trade partner, diplomatic recognition, non-aggression and mutual aid. Treaty of Amity and Commerce, Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific | |
Balmy | limited trade, diplomatic partner. | |
Tepid | some trade and political cooperation. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific | |
Frosty | some trade. | |
Balmy | trade partner, diplomatic recognition, non-aggression and mutual aid. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific | |
Tepid | trade partner, foreign aid receipient. | |
Tepid | trade, diplomatic partner. | |
Tepid | intelligence sharing diplomatic contact. The Tripartite Legion Anti-terrorism partner. | |
Tepid | some political cooperation. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific | |
Tepid | some trade and diplomatic contact. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific | |
Tepid | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE | |
Balmy | Trade, political connections, intelligence sharing. Memberships in South Pacific United Nations, South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA), The Tripartite Legion. Kentucky Fried Penguin locations. Invoked sanctions, trade embargo and pursued World Court case against Volaworand during the ISU spy scandal. | |
Tepid | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE | |
Frosty | unstable, hostile nation. Travel Advisory: SEVERE RISK - AVOID ALL TRAVEL | |
Tepid | limited trade contact. | |
Chilly | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE | |
Tepid | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE |
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Volaworand relations with Golden foxtopia remain unaffected. I can't speak for anyone else you've connected diplomaticly with in swords.. it would be up to them.
The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand, a former British colony, has a federal parliamentary representative democracy under constitutional monarchy system of government, similar to that of Commonwealth Nations of Canada, Australia or New Zealand. Our nation is a somewhat corrupted left leaning Civil Rights Lovefest/Left-Leaning College State. We are generally pacifist, but maintain defensive and peacekeeping troops. We are a capitalist, trading nation. Volaworand is a signatory to numerous bilateral and multi-lateral treaties: the full list of treaties is available here.
Volaworand is mildly engaged in the South Pacific regional roleplay. Our interactions occur primarily in the South Pacific's nation-based roleplay dedicated message board, Knowhere, but also in dispatches, on Treasure Island on the South Pacific's offsite forums (find us on plot 28) and a bit here and there on the nationstates forums.
In addition to formal treaties and embassy exchanges, our nation solidifies links with the South Pacific region and the wider world in a number of ways:
We serve as the chair of the South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA), a trade agreement to normalize the production and trade of South Pacific Iced Tea (SPIT, as it's known in the South Pacific). Contact us by telegram or tag us in the RMB if you are interested in making an application to join this trade pact.
Volaworand is home of the Kentucky Fried Penguin global fast food chain, which offers franchise locations in the South Pacific and throughout the wider world through the Kentucky Fried Penguin storefront on the Global Economics and Trade Board on the forums.
We actively exchange national animals with other nations in the South Pacific, visit the Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand to see the hosted animals. Please send a telegram if you would like to exchange animals.
The Volaworand Newswire collects news and diplomacy dispatches from nations throughout the South Pacific, along with the occasional news of region wide interest. New nations looking to join nation-based roleplays can review the newswire to see what topics are in the South Pacific's recent news.
Volaworand's government owned transportation service Southern Transportation Corporation operates Direct International Flight connections with nations in the South Pacific, primarily those that have claimed a spot on the TSP Forums Roleplay Map or "puppet" nations.
Volaworand maintains active membership in the World Assembly and exchanges endorsements as part of the The Southern World Assembly iNitiative (SWAN). SWAN is an initiative organized by the regional government of the South Pacific to promote the participation of nations in the World Assembly (WA) and to encourage them to endorse everyone in the South Pacific, building security and community within the South Pacific. Endorsements help build influence, which improves regional security and is used in some border control situations. We have reached the Squire rank.
These nations in the South Pacific region have notable economic, political, military or historic relations with Volaworand.
Our Department of External Affairs bureaucrats rate these relationships on a semantic gradient:
Steamy | Cozy | Balmy | Tepid | Chilly | Frosty | Frigid
We take into account Government Classifications, HDI, GDP, PPP, bilateral treaties, shared membership in multilateral agreements, historical interactions and note any National Policies considered undesirable to the general public in Volaworand.1
The Place of A Place Somewhere stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Republic of Abarri Left-Leaning College State, HDI: 91.58, GDP: 661.1 trillion, PPP: 60,969 (July 29, 2019)1
some trade contact.
Tepid
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
The Kingdom of Aezealia stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact observer nation
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Axolotl Empire of Andrendia stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
Auphelia Left-wing Utopia, HDI: 89.97, GDP: 715.9 trillion, PPP: 49,247 (July 29, 2019)1
primary trade partner, mutual aid, academic exchanges, close diplomatic and political partner.
Cozy
📈 Auphelia-Volaworand Free Trade Agreement
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 Auphelia-Volaworand Trade Agreement
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📉 Policy Concern: Human Sacrifice - Religious sacrifice of human beings is legal.
📉 Policy Concern: Socialism - Industry is owned and run by the government in a centrally planned economy.
The Tastiest Parts of Beepee Democratic Socialists, HDI: 97.71, GDP: 588.8 trillion, PPP: 3,074 (July 29, 2019)1
preferred trade partner, diplomatic and political cooperation, non aggression and mutual aid.
Cozy
📈 direct flight connections
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 The Tripartite Legion International Anti-Terrorism Pact member
📈 Beepee-Volaworand Friendship and Cooperation Agreement diplomatic, trade, non-aggression, mutal aid
📈 mutual embassy exchange
The Constitutional Monarchy of British Falkland Islands Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 67.41, GDP: 213.6 trillion, PPP: 37,372 (July 29, 2019)1
protectorate state: close political, trade and diplomatic relations. Mutual aid.
Steamy
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 Memorandum of Understanding concerning the Sharing of Consular Services
📈 direct flight connections
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
The Colony of British Pitcairn Islands New York Times Democracy, HDI: 68.95, GDP: 256.8 trillion, PPP: 84,478 (July 29, 2019)1
protectorate state: close political, trade and diplomatic relations. Mutual aid.
Steamy
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 Memorandum of Understanding concerning the Sharing of Consular Services
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
Biwaki stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Universities Network connects Biwakian International University with Volaworand Antarctic College
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Goosedom of Canadian Dominion stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
The coldwyvernian undead Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 80.06, GDP: 482.7 trillion, PPP: 68,174 (July 29, 2019)1
trade partner, some political relations.
Tepid
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
Colonla stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Mighty Foundation of Concrete Slab Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, HDI: 92.49, GDP: 603.1 trillion, PPP: 35,931 (July 29, 2019)1
Some diplomatic and trade contacts.
Balmy
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Commonwealth of Esterwood stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
Erinor Left-wing Utopia, HDI: 95.07, GDP: 1,030.5 trillion, PPP: 2,155 (July 29, 2019)1
limited contact.
Tepid
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
The Tired Individual of Evinea Capitalizt, HDI: 74.21, GDP: 20.85 trillion, PPP: 84,154 (Nov 7, 2021)1
diplomatic and trade contact.
Balmy
📈 Member of The Green Pact
📈 TSP-SPIDER Co-lead Agency
📈 South Pacific Universities Network connects Amwich University with Volaworand Antarctic College
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
The Republic of The free romanians stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Universities Network connects Babes Bolyai Cluj with Volaworand Antarctic College
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Disputed Territories of Le Front de Liberation du Midand Corrupt Dictatorship, HDI: 39.35, GDP: 118.7 trillion, PPP: 23,802 (July 29, 2019)1
hostile terrorist group.
Frigid
📉 outlawed group
📉 committed terrorist attack inside Volaworand
📉 Policy Concern: Autocracy - The nation does not hold democratic elections.
📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
📉 Policy Concern: Socialism - Industry is owned and run by the government in a centrally planned economy.
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
📉 Policy Concern: No Immigration - Foreigners cannot become residents.
📉 Policy Concern: No Emigration - Citizens are not permitted to leave.
The Imperial Sinjōist State of Hanguk-Nippon Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 59.18, GDP: 208.6 trillion, PPP: 68,762 (July 29, 2019)1
trade, political partner, academic/scientific cooperation, intelligence sharing, non-aggression and mutual aid, joint military exercises, military exchange, Space Observation cooperation.
Cozy
📈 direct flight connections
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 Seoul Agreement diplomatic, trade, non-aggression, mutal aid
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 The Tripartite Legion International Anti-Terrorism Pact member
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📈 The Sasebo Deal Military Compact Agreement outlining cooperation and Status of Forces
The Military Government of The Helleness stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Universities Network connects New Nafplion State University with Volaworand Antarctic College
📉 Concerns check in progress
Kingson island stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact observer nation
📉 Concerns check in progress
Lirozonia stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact observer nation
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Midaic Republic of Midand Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, HDI: 92.92, GDP: 753.1 trillion, PPP: 8,860 (July 29, 2019)1
extensive trade, close political partner, history of military hostility followed by cooperation, defence ally.
Cozy
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 direct flight connections
📈 Eastfold Pact economic, social and cultural collaboration, and mutual defence pact
📈 Midand Terms of Surrender terms of peace
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📈 Midand's Globe Corp. International owns some insurance and mining companies in Volaworand.
📉 invoked sanctions (now lifted) during Volaworand's ISU spy scandal
📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
Milkyway republic stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Universities Network connects Lacosan Institute of Science and Technology with Volaworand Antarctic College
📉 Concerns check in progress
Neo mida gals Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, HDI: 63.95, GDP: 3.25 trillion, PPP: 68,212 (Oct 24, 2021)1
some diplomatic contact.
Tepid
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
The Galactic Empire of Nova Montron Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 97.17, GDP: 804.3 trillion, PPP: 6,648 (July 29, 2019)1
trade, some political cooperation.
Tepid
📈 history of military cooperation
📈 Midand Terms of Surrender terms of peace
📉 Policy Concern: Socialism - Industry is owned and run by the government in a centrally planned economy.
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
Promised islands stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Universities Network connects Southern Cross College with Volaworand Antarctic College
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Sanduaguo Stan of Purple Hyacinth Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 68.09, GDP: 52.7 trillion, PPP: 9,961 (Oct 24, 2020)1
some trade contact.
Tepid
The United Kingdom of S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, HDI: 68.66, GDP: 263.3 trillion, PPP: 95,127 (July 29, 2019)1
protectorate state: close political, trade and diplomatic relations. Mutual aid.
Steamy
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 Memorandum of Understanding concerning the Sharing of Consular Services
📈 direct flight connections
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
Sjorve ned stats check in progress1
new contact.
unrated
📈 South Pacific Universities Network connects Sjorve Nedian University of Technology with Volaworand Antarctic College
📈 South Pacific Free Trade Pact member
📉 Concerns check in progress
The Confederacy of the 3 Islands of St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha New York Times Democracy, HDI: 73.72, GDP: 255.7 trillion, PPP: 81,825 (July 29, 2019)1
protectorate state: close political, trade and diplomatic relations. Mutual aid.
Steamy
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 Memorandum of Understanding concerning the Sharing of Consular Services
📈 direct flight connections
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
The Oppressed Peoples of South Pacifica Isles Corporate Police State, HDI: 49.63, GDP: 221.3 trillion, PPP: 75,567 (July 29, 2019)1
trade partner, military coopereration, foreign aid recipient.
Cozy
📈 hosts Volaworand military bases, purchases military equipment from Volaworand
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📈 National Animal exchanged with Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand
📈 The Tripartite Legion International Anti-Terrorism Pact member
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📉 Policy Concern: Autocracy - The nation does not hold democratic elections.
📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
📉 Policy Concern: Slavery - Slavery is legal
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
The United Federated Empire of Techganet Civil Rights Lovefest, HDI: 93.66, GDP: 1,051.9 trillion, PPP: 6,026 (July 29, 2019)1
trade, political partner, defence ally, history of military cooperation.
Cozy
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📈 Eastfold Pact economic, social and cultural collaboration, and mutual defence pact
📈 The Allied 7 defence, finance and humanitarian aid pact (defunct)
📈 Kentucky Fried Penguin locations
📈 mutual embassy exchange
📈 Techganet's Swift Smart Device Technologies operates a Tech Bar store and supplies the Volaworand Antarctic College. KFP makes use of Swift Technologies in its "Modern Format" locations.
📉 invoked sanctions (now lifted) during Volaworand's ISU spy scandal
📉 Policy Concern: Capital Punishment - Citizens may be executed for crimes.
📉 Policy Concern: Weapons of Mass Destruction - The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
The Logical Socialist Democracy of Zess Liberal Democratic Socialists, HDI: 91.80, GDP: 200.6 trillion, PPP: 13,910 (July 29, 2019)1
some trade.
Tepid
📈 South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) member
📉 Policy Concern: Socialism - Industry is owned and run by the government in a centrally planned economy.
1 NationStates data, Comparision data for Volaworand: Left-Leaning College State, HDI: 95.43, GDP: 1,596.4 trillion, PPP: 134,695 Oct 22, 2021
For roleplay purposes we assume that every nation in the South Pacific exchanges ambassadors, and has at least a diplomatic officer in each other's nations. Over time as nations develop friendship these arrangements become deeper and result in the establishment of more formal relations and the opening of larger Consular Offices, Trade Offices and Embassies. If you would like to exchange consular offices, please send a telegram to open negotiations. We prefer to document these exchanges with a bilateral treaties, but it is not always needed.
Volaworand maintains many embassies and consulates abroad, the largest are in the following nations:
Nation | City | Ambassador |
Embassy in Virgo, Trade Office in Capricorn, Student exchanges: Taurus University, Tourism Office in Virgo | Calla Ryan | |
Embassy in Norfolk Pinewoods | Colton (Colt) Walsh | |
Embassy, Trade and Tourism Offices in Stanley | Hannah Mccoy | |
Embassy, Tourism Office in Adamstown | Mandy Mckenzie | |
Embassy in Seoul | Geri Gatwin | |
Embassy in Midandia | Ambassador position vacant | |
Embassy in Mordor | Twyford Daniels | |
The Confederacy of the 3 Islands of St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha | Embassy, Trade & Tourism Offices in Jamestown | Anil Anderson |
Embassy, Trade & Tourism Offices in King Edward Point | Alejandro Lowery | |
Embassy in Empicere | Peter Young |
Volaworand hosts embassies and consular offices of many nations, the largest of which are in the following nations:
Nation | City | Ambassador |
Embassy in Rothera, Trade Office in Faraday, Student exchanges: Volaworand Antarctic College, Tourism Office in Rothera | ||
Embassy in Rothera | ||
Embassy & Tourism Office in Rothera, Tourism & Trade Office in Faraday | Lincoln Mcdermott | |
Embassy & Tourism Office in Rothera, Tourism & Trade Office in Faraday | Claire Huff | |
Embassy in Rothera | His Excellency Asahi Seo-mun (あさひ서문) | |
Embassy in Rothera | ||
Embassy in Rothera | Irina Shoigu | |
The Confederacy of the 3 Islands of St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha | Embassy, Trade & Tourism Offices in Rothera, Trade Office in Faraday | Lucille Calhoun |
Embassy in Rothera | Zack Jones | |
Embassy in Rothera |
The following is a list of other foreign relations of Volaworand. These are nations we are interested in, and so we keep an eye on them. Some are new and neutral, some are hostile but have not directly interacted with Volaworand. Some have ceased to engage with the South Pacific's international community, so they are noted here in case they return.
Nation | Status | Notes |
Balmy | trade contact. co-head of Joint SPIT Commission South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA), Friendly Rival in the SPIT wars economic roleplay in late 2017 | |
Tepid | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE | |
Chilly | ||
Tepid | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific | |
Chilly | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific | |
Chilly | limited trade contact. | |
Frigid | Rouge state, hostile nuclear program | |
Chilly | suspected of terrorist activity in Hanguk-Nippon | |
Tepid | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE | |
Cozy | Antarctic Accord, Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific | |
Cozy | trade, political partner, history of military cooperation | |
Tepid | The Tripartite Legion intelligence sharing, diplomatic contact | |
Frigid | State sponser of FLM Terrorism, Travel Advisory: HIGH RISK | |
Tepid | some trade. | |
Balmy | preferred trade partner, diplomatic cooperation, non-aggression and mutual aid. Friendship and Cooperation Agreement, The Tripartite Legion anti-terrorism partner, Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific. Direct flight connections. | |
Frosty | ||
Frosty | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE | |
Cozy | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE | |
Balmy | Treaty of Amity and Commerce, Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after nation left The South Pacific | |
Balmy | diplomatic and trade contact. | |
Frosty | some trade, limited political relations. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE | |
Cozy | close trade, diplomatic and political partner, mutual defense ally | |
Tepid | trade partner, diplomatic recognition, non-aggression and mutual aid. Treaty of Amity and Commerce, Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific | |
Balmy | limited trade, diplomatic partner. | |
Tepid | some trade and political cooperation. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific | |
Frosty | some trade. | |
Balmy | trade partner, diplomatic recognition, non-aggression and mutual aid. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific | |
Tepid | trade partner, foreign aid receipient. | |
Tepid | trade, diplomatic partner. | |
Tepid | intelligence sharing diplomatic contact. The Tripartite Legion Anti-terrorism partner. | |
Tepid | some political cooperation. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific | |
Tepid | some trade and diplomatic contact. Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after leaving The South Pacific | |
Tepid | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE | |
Balmy | Trade, political connections, intelligence sharing. Memberships in South Pacific United Nations, South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA), The Tripartite Legion. Kentucky Fried Penguin locations. Invoked sanctions, trade embargo and pursued World Court case against Volaworand during the ISU spy scandal. | |
Tepid | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE | |
Frosty | unstable, hostile nation. Travel Advisory: SEVERE RISK - AVOID ALL TRAVEL | |
Tepid | limited trade contact. | |
Chilly | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE | |
Tepid | Zoo animal ownership ceded to Volaworand after CTE |
I meant as a region would this be okay?
Mafia Penguin leads in Local Council Election.
Well I guess that's how Mafia works.
you come to me... on the day of my daughters wedding....
CRS wiretap transcript (probably faked) of a secret meeting of Volaworand's LC exploratory committee Raw feed here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B34sntIgI4g
Don Volaworandleone: Why did you go to the off-site forum's High Court? Why didn't you come to me first?
Don Volaworandleone: What is that?
Don Volaworandleone: That I cannot do.
Don Volaworandleone: We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you ever came to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of SPIT, even though my spouse is godparent to your only child. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And, uh, you were afraid to be in my debt.
Don Volaworandleone: I understand. You found paradise in TSP, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: "Don Volaworandleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money.
Don Volaworandleone: That is not justice. Your daughter is still alive.
Don Volaworandleone: [shakes his head ruefully] NHC, NHC. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then that scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.
[The Don shrugs, New Haudenosaunee Confederacy bows toward the Don and kisses the Don's hand.]
Don Volaworandleone: Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.
Don Volaworandleone: Prego. [New Haudenosaunee Confederacy leaves, and Don Volaworandleone turns to Kerlodia] Give this to, uh, Aidenfieeld. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all, we're not murderers, in spite of what this undertaker thinks.
Other Volaworand for LC campaign news:
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CRS wiretap transcript (probably faked) of a secret meeting of Volaworand's LC exploratory committee Raw feed here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B34sntIgI4g
Don Volaworandleone: Why did you go to the off-site forum's High Court? Why didn't you come to me first?
Don Volaworandleone: What is that?
Don Volaworandleone: That I cannot do.
Don Volaworandleone: We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you ever came to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of SPIT, even though my spouse is godparent to your only child. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And, uh, you were afraid to be in my debt.
Don Volaworandleone: I understand. You found paradise in TSP, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: "Don Volaworandleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money.
Don Volaworandleone: That is not justice. Your daughter is still alive.
Don Volaworandleone: [shakes his head ruefully] NHC, NHC. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then that scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.
[The Don shrugs, New Haudenosaunee Confederacy bows toward the Don and kisses the Don's hand.]
Don Volaworandleone: Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.
Don Volaworandleone: Prego. [New Haudenosaunee Confederacy leaves, and Don Volaworandleone turns to Kerlodia] Give this to, uh, Aidenfieeld. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all, we're not murderers, in spite of what this undertaker thinks.
Other Volaworand for LC campaign news:
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Mwhahaha, more memes that I actually enjoy.
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, and Volaworand
we're a pretty chill region... play whatever nation you want as your main... or play them all equally!
Or start a Marxist terrorist group and threaten everyone! we'll deal.
The hackers order those watching to: "Kill them wherever you find them."
An FLM-linked group of hackers has released a "kill list" of 8,786 names and addresses in the South Pacific, calling for lone wolf attacks on the targets in a chilling video posted online.
In a posting on Telegram -- a private messaging app -- the group first warned that a release of the names was imminent.
About 10 minutes later, the hackers posted the actual list, which includes names of seemingly random individuals from primarily Midand and Volaworand, according to the terror monitor SITE.
"More than 7,000 of the names were from Midand," said a source from the cyber department at SITE.
The video, just under six minutes, begins with a warning for Midand.
"We have a message to the people of Midand. and most importantly your Leader Mendeons," the text on the screen reads. "Know that we continue to wage war against you. Know that your counter attacks only make us stronger. The FLM will start a new step in this war against you," the message said.
SITE is currently working to determine the primary source of the list, which includes individual phone numbers and addresses of people in Midand, Volaworand, Imperial isaac, South Pacifica Isles, Techganet, North prarie, Techolandia, Hanguk-Nippon, Deumontiverland, and Phonamrong.
"We're trying to determine where the list came from and also identify a common theme among all the individuals," the source said.
Terror analysts say it's not yet determined how serious a threat the list may pose in Midand and elsewhere.
"This group has released several 'kill lists' in the past and so far there's been no confirmed incident of someone on the list being directly targeted or attacked," the source said.
The FLM's prior video said a regional leader, Olga Agha, had been killed in a North prarie airstrike in Midand. The video threatened retaliation for her death.
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Dinoium, and Le Front de Liberation du Midand
Volaworand
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*blush* my works barely compare the true musical genius of Auphelia!
Act I
The Narrator, Aumeltopia introduces four characters who each have a wish: Lily pad nation wishes to attend the Delegate's festival; Pencil Sharpeners 2, a simple poor boy, wishes that his cow, Snow White, would give milk; a Baker, The Solar System Scope and his Wife, Si-topia, wish they could have a child; and 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 wishes for bread from TSSS to take to her programmer's house. ("Once Upon A Time").
PS2's weary mother, Treesil, after having to kill their last chicken for meat and finding they have finally run out of the small pittance their father left before he died, nags him into selling the cow. Meanwhile, across the Forest, Lily's stepmother, Quiescent, and stepsisters, Saxavo and Estantia, tease Lily about wanting to attend the Delegate's festival.
TSSS's neighbor, an ugly, tentacled old witch named Auphelia, reveals that the source of the couple's infertility is a curse she placed on the TSSS's line after catching his father stealing her bamboo, including six magic bamboo sprouts. Auphelia also took TSSS's father's newborn child, Beepee. She explains the curse will be lifted if TSSS and Si-topia can find the four ingredients that Auphelia needs for a certain potion; "a cow as white as snow, the cape as red as blood, hair as yellow as teeth, and a slipper as pure as gold," all before the RMB updates at midnight in three days' time. All begin their journeys into the Forest—PS2 goes to The North Pacific market to sell his beloved Snow White, Lily's family rides to the Delegate's festival while Lily, left behind, goes to her mother's grave to ask for guidance, 073 goes to her programmer's house hidden deep in the middle of the Forest, and TSSS, refusing Si-topia's help, goes to find the ingredients for Auphelia's potion ("Into the Forest").
Lily visits her mother's grave by a pond of her own tears accumulated over the years, and receives a beautiful gown and golden slippers from her mother's spirit ("Lily's Pad At The Pond"). PS2 encounters Erinor, who mocks him for trying to sell his cow for more than a "hunk of bamboo" and then vanishes. 073 meets a hungry Curlyhoward, who convinces her to take a detour on her way to her Programmer's, trying to seduce/eat her (The role of Programmer is also played by Quiescent, but the role will heretofore be known as Programmer to avoid confusion with the Stepmother) ("Hello, Little Android"). TSSS and Si-topia squabble over her presence in the Forest, but they come across PS2 with Snow White. Not having the money necessary to buy the cow, they convince PS2 that the six bamboo sprouts TSSS has found in his father's old floof are magic bamboo sprouts, and buy the cow for five of them. PS2 bids a tearful goodbye to his cow ("So Long, Old Cow"), and TSSS orders Si-topia to return to the village with the cow. He has qualms about being so dishonest, but Si-topia reasons that the chance to have a dragon-fox child justifies their trickery ("Maybe It's Maybelline Magic").
Aupehelia has raised Beepee as her own son, keeping him locked away from the world in a tall tower accessible only by climbing Beepee's long, golden hair ("Our Little World"). But this day a handsome prince, Volaworand, spies the beautiful Beepee and resolves to climb the tower himself. In another part of the Forest, TSSS has tracked down 073. Following Auphelia's advice, he attempts to simply steal the red cape 073 wears to keep dirt out of her processing unit, but her ensuing temper tantrum guilts him into returning it. When 073 arrives at her programmer's house, she is swallowed by Curlyhoward. TSSS, in pursuit of the cape after forgetting his guilt, slays Curly, pulling 073 and her programmer from the beast's innards. 073 rewards TSSS with the red cape, reflecting on her new experiences ("This Now Computes"). Meanwhile, Treesil angrily tosses the bamboo aside upon learning PS2 traded their cow for five measly shoots, which later grow into an enormous stalk overnight, and sends her son to bed without supper. As Lily flees the Delegate's Festival (pursued by a handsome princess, Havenfell), Si-topia runs into her and helps her hide, quizzing Lily about the ball. Lily explains that it was a nice ball ("A Very Nice Princess") but seems nonplussed by the experience, wary of Havenfell's overt advances. As a giant bamboo stalk begins to sprout from the ground next to PS2's cottage, Si-topia spots Lily's pure gold slippers. She tries to chase after Lilu but inadvertently allows Snow White to run off, leaving her without slippers or the cow. The characters each state morals and credos as the first midnight chimes ("First Midnight") and they continue their journeys through the Forest.
The next morning, PS2 describes his adventure climbing the bamboo and finding the upper echelons of the South Pacific's regional security forces in the clouds ("Giants in the Sky"). He finds TSSS and gives him five Drama Llamas he stole from the CRS to buy back his cow. When TSSS hesitates, PS2 climbs back up the bamboo to find more. Erinor emerges and taunts TSSS, stealing the money and flying off on his one wing. Si-topia confesses she has lost the cow, and she and TSSS split up to look for it. Lily's princess (Havenfell) and Beepee's Prince (Volaworand), who are siblings, meet and compare the their newfound and unobtainable amours ("Agony"). Si-topia, who is eavesdropping, takes note when Volaworand mentions that he is in love with a man in a tower with hair "as yellow as teeth." Si-topia fools Beepee into letting down his hair by telling him that she is his prince, and pulls out a piece of it. Meanwhile, Erinor returns Snow White to TSSS to repay the Drama Llamas.
Si-topia and Lily meet again, and Si-topia makes a desperate grab for Lily's shoes, almost succeeding before Lily flees, weirded out by the crazy lady trying to steal her shoes in a dark Forest. TSSS and Si-topia reunite, now with three of the four items. TSSS admits that they will have to work together to fulfil the quest ("It Takes Two To Make A Thing Go Right"/ "It Takes Two To Make It Outta Sight"). PS2 arrives with a hen that lays golden eggs and attempts to buy Snow White back, but the cow suddenly keels over dead as midnight chimes, obviously done with being some sort of MacGuffin, and not even the only one. Again, the characters recite morals ("Second Midnight"). Auphelia discovers that Volaworand has been visiting Beepee and, in fury and anguish, demands that Beepee stay with her so she can protect him from the outside world ("Stay with Me"). When Beepee refuses, the Witch cuts off Beepee's hair and banishes him to a desert ("Fly, My Pretty"). Erinor shows up once more and gives TSSS the money to buy another cow. PS2 encounters 073, who is now sporting a stooge skin cape and a large knife for protection. She goads him into returning once again to the CRS' home to steal a magic harp ("I'm A Troll, LOL").
Lily, returning from the last night of the Delegate's festival, describes how Havenfell spread pitch on the stairs to prevent her from escaping. Caught between wanting to escape and wanting to stay, she eventually resolves to let Havenfell decide, leaving her one of her slippers as a clue to her identity ("On the Steps of the Palace"). As Lily escapes to the Forest, Si-topia frantically tries to convince her to give up her other shoe, offering her the sixth magic bamboo sprout in exchange for it. Lily throws the bamboo aside, but trades shoes with Si-topia and flees. TSSS arrives with another cow he bought with the Drama Llamas Erinor gave him; they now have all four items. A searcher for the slipper, the Princesses's Koala, Sanjurika, grabs the slipper from Si-topia as evidence, and they are fighting over it when a great crash is heard and Treesil runs in to report that there is a dead CRS member in her backyard. Havenfell, more concerned with finding Lily, waves her off and departs with one of the slippers she found on the steps of her palace, giving the other to TSSS and Si-topia. PS2, to his mother's relief, returns with the magic harp.
TSSS and Si-topia summon Auphelia, and discovers that the new cow is unsatisfactory, as it's a regular cow which has been is covered with flour. However, she is able to resurrect Snow White and instructs TSSS and Si-topia to feed the other ingredients to the cow. PS2 then tries to milk her, but no milk comes. Auphelia demands to know what ingredients were used, and Si-topia reveals where she got the yellow hair, and Auphelia furiously explains that she, as the subject of her mother's curse, cannot have touched any of the ingredients that will break it. Erinor appears once more and tells TSSS to feed the hair-like corn silk from a cob of corn he hands to TSSS to the cow. Now Snow White gives milk, which is the potion. Auphelia, satisfied, reveals that the Erinor is the TSSS's father, and she has allowed him to help his son as penance for his crime. Auphelia drinks the potion. At the chime of the third midnight Erinor falls dead, his reparation complete, the curse is broken, and Auphelia regains the beauty she had before the curse, shedding her tentacles and becoming filled with the dewy glow of youth.
Lily's princess searches for the girl whose foot fits the slipper; her stepsisters try but can only get it on by cutting off parts of their feet ("Careful, My Toe! "). Lily appears, her foot fits the slipper, and she becomes the princess's bride. Beepee pines in the desert where his Prince, Volaworand, finds him. Auphelia attempts to curse the couple, but with her own curse broken and bereft of her tencalces, her powers are gone. At Lily's wedding to Havenfell, Saxavo and Estantia are blinded by a swarm frogs as they try to win Lily's favour. Si-topia, now very pregnant, thanks Lily for the slipper. Everyone is at the wedding. Everyone but Auphelia and the stepsisters congratulate themselves on being able to live happily "Ever After," though they fail to notice another bamboo sprout growing sky-high...
Act II
Aumeltopia, the narrator, introduces the action again: ("Once Upon a Time . . . Later") All the characters seem happy but are still wishing: Si-topia and TSSS have their precious baby, but wish for more room and bicker over TSSS's unwillingness to hold his child; PS2 and his mother are rich and well-fed, but PS2 misses the CRS' kingdom in the sky; Lily is living with Havenfell in the Palace, but is getting bored. ("So Happy").
Everyone is suddenly knocked over by a loud crash. The enormous foot of a CRS member, Kringalia, has destroyed Auphelia's garden, sparing only a few bamboo sprouts. TSSS and Si-topia decide that they must tell the Delegate and his Ministers, and TSSS travels to the palace. His news is ignored by Tsunamy and Havenfell, and also by Treesil when he stops at her house to ask for PS2's aid. When he returns home, 073 arrives on her way to Programmer's: her house has been destroyed and her mother is missing. TSSS and Si-topia decide to escort her. Meanwhile, PS2 decides that he must slay Kringalia and Lily learns from her frog friends that her mother's grave was disturbed and decides to investigate, dressed in her old rags. Once again, everyone heads into the Forest, but this time the mood is sombre, for "the skies are strange, the winds are strong" ("Into the Forest" Reprise).
Beepee has also fled to the forest in a hysterical fit, driven mad by his treatment at Auphelia's hands over the years. Volaworand has followed him, but when he encounters his sister, Havenfell, who is searching for Lily, they each confess they have another reason for their presence in the Forest. They have grown bored and frustrated with their marriages and now lust after two beautiful women asleep in the forest - Alice Parker and Fudgetopia ("Stealing Never Felt So Sweet"/ "Agony", Reprise).
TSSS, Si-topia, and 073 get lost in the forest and find Lily's family and Sanjurika the royal koala, who reveal that the castle was set upon by Kringalia. Auphelia arrives as well, bringing news that Kringalia has destroyed the village and TSSS's house. Suddenly, thunderous footsteps are heard and Kringalia appears. To the shock of all, this CRS member is a woman – widow of the CRS member that PS2 killed. Her booming voice proclaims that she wants PS2's blood in revenge. To satisfy the Kringle, the group realises they must give her someone, but are unable to decide on whom until they realise that Aumeltopia is still commenting on the actions from the sidelines. Everyone offers Kringle Aumeltopia as a sacrifice, but Aumeltopia convinces them how lost they would be without them. Nevertheless, Auphelia throws Aumeltopia into the Kringle's arms and they are killed by being dropped. Treesil finds the group and aggressively defends her son, angering Kringle, and the koala clubs Treesil to quiet her, inadvertently killing her. As Kringle leaves to search for PS2, Beepee runs into her path and is trampled, to the horror of Auphelia ("Auphelia's Lament").
The Delegate and his Ministers continue on their way, fleeing despite the TSSS's pleas for them to stay and fight the CRS. Auphelia declares she will find PS2 and sacrifice him to Kringle, and TSSS and Si-topia decide they must find him first and split up to search. Si-topia meets Havenfell, and the princess rapidly seduces her ("Any Moment"). Meanwhile, TSSS discovers Lily at her mother's ruined grave and convinces her to join their group for safety. Havenfell, satisfied, leaves Si-topia with a few platitudes, and she reflects on her adventure of the forest and her return to domestic life with family ("Moments in the Forest"). However, she has lost her way, stumbles into the path of Kringle, and is consequently killed by a falling tree.
TSSS, 073, and Lily await the return of Si-topia when Auphelia drags in PS2, whom she found weeping over Si-topia's body. The grief-stricken TSSS unwittingly agrees to give PS2 to Kringle and the CRS, causing an argument. The characters first blame each other for their predicament, until finally they all decide to blame Auphelia for growing the bamboo in the first place ("Your Fault"). Disgusted and fed up, Auphelia curses and scolds them for their inability to accept responsibility, throwing away the rest of her magic bamboo sprouts. This brings her mother's curse on her again, and she gains her magic once more, vanishing away from the Forest. ("Last Midnight"/ "A Tentacled Terror").
TSSS flees, but is visited by Erinor's spirit who convinces him to face his responsibilities ("No More"). TSSS returns and helps plan killing Kringle, using Lily's frog friends to choke out the CRS member by shoving themselves down her throat in area smeared with pitch, where PS2 and TSSS can finally deliver a fatal blow. Lily stays behind to protect TSSS's child and when Havenfell passes by, she nearly fails to recognise Lily. Lily confronts her, having learned of her infidelity from her frogs, and Havenfell explains her feelings of unfulfillment and her reasons for seducing another woman. Lily asks Havenfell if she will help kill Kringle with TSSS and PS2, but Havenfell declines. Lily asks her to go, and Havenfell sorrowfully leaves.
Upon returning to Volaworand, Alice Parker, and Fudgetopia, she discovers that Kringle has already eaten them. The CRS member picks Havenfell up, demanding to know where PS2 is. In fear, Havenfell tells where Lily said TSSS and PS2 would be, not mentioning the trap, and is then eaten by Kringle.
073 returns to Lily with the news that her programmer had been killed by Kringle, and she had discovered the bodies of Quiescent and the stepsisters in the forest as well, crushed to death under Kringle's feet . Meanwhile, TSSS tells PS2 that his mother is dead. PS2 vows to kill Sanjurika the Royal Koala, until TSSS convinces him that will not benefit anyone, and they return to Lily, having set up the trap. Lily comforts 073 and tries to address her qualms – does killing Kringle make them no better than she is? TSSS and Lily explain to PS2 and 073 that everyone is connected, and their choices have consequences ("No One Is Alone").
The four remaining characters slay Kringle and the deceased characters now including the Delegate and his Ministers (who were raided by The Black Hawks).
The survivors resolve to band together and rebuild. The spirit of Si-topia appears to comfort her mourning husband, advising him to tell their child their story. TSSS begins to tell the child the story of the play, while Auphelia appears with the final moral: "Careful the things you say, Children Will Listen." ("The Witch's Farewell").
All join in on a last reprise of the title song, surmising that we all must venture into Forest while remembering that at any moment a rogue CRS member might come down from on high and banject hundreds of tiny nations on a mere whim.
The Solar System Scope and Auphelia
*the sky opens up and lighting flashes down, filling the generator with a blueish glow*
*the electricity stops flowing and the lab returns to normal, now permeated with the hum of the generator as it converts the powerful lightning into usable increments that are released and used to power the rest of the lab*
Good work!
*the fox body twitches and begins to come alive*
If my calculations were correct and we had the right potato, that should be The Solar System Scope.
*moves closer to the table*
Sweetheart?
*Dashes off like a caped villain in a silent movie*
!!! D:
*tucks him in, gives him a kiss, and turns out the lights*
😚💕
*holds you close and wraps arm around you* 😴💙
Si-topia, Auphelia, Volaworand, and Linguiniland
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