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Uknownfromchina wrote:Wait what?

They are changing the syringe emoji

Melicorium and Klysevia

Uknownfromchina

Sutarianesia wrote:They are changing the syringe emoji

I know but whyyy

Melicorium and Klysevia

Uknownfromchina wrote:I know but whyyy

To make it more realistic

Melicorium, Drew Durrnil, and Klysevia

Uknownfromchina

Sutarianesia wrote:To make it more realistic

Lawl

Melicorium, Drew Durrnil, and Klysevia

The stickmin empire

Ipugao wrote:IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!

O_O your... your what? See if you don't know "firin mah lazor" appears twice in the Henry Stickmin games, in Steal the Diamond and Complete the Mission. And yes, I do also know it was a popular old internet meme

Melicorium, Drew Durrnil, Unojo, and Klysevia

Uknownfromchina

Welp if your bored just deal with cards

Melicorium, Taigama, and Klysevia

Uknownfromchina wrote:Welp if your bored just deal with cards

One of my card’s value tanked by 100 bank and that basically shut me out of the card business

nation=taigama/detail=trend?censusid=86

Melicorium and Klysevia

Uknownfromchina

Taigama wrote:One of my card’s value tanked by 100 bank and that basically shut me out of the card business

Oof

Melicorium, Drew Durrnil, Taigama, and Klysevia

Dispatch fixed:

Hey everyone! So TSP, just hit its 21,000th page! Pretty cool, right? Here's a list of every single person to get the first post on a thousand page! Enjoy!

Of course, we should include Post #1 on Page #1 - Curlyhoward wrote: Curly:"Hey Moe, we’re compassionate!"

Larry:"Because we got ranked 55th in the region for most compassionate citizens today?"

Curly:"Why, cointnee not! It’s because whenever a homeless person tells us they haven’t tasted food in 3 daze, we tell them not to worry, it still tastes the same! Rite Moe?!?"

Moe:"C'mere........."

Curly:"Moe, don't....!"

SLAP!!

Page 1000- Cyador wrote: You could work to make your local gov communist

Page 2000- The glorious sun wrote: Ok?

Page 3000- Rikuchar wrote: Let's party like its 2999

Page 4000- Lokzuvanzkrat wrote: Yay hugs for all!!

Page 5000- Erinor wrote: Thanks to your spam, which is explicitly not allowed on this RMB, the winner will be the first nation to post after this with anything other than spam. You, however, are disqualified.
Which was followed by Sjs republic: Yay, 5000 pages! :D

Page 6000- Tilipria wrote:
By the definition of 'boobs' (the word 'boobs' is synonymous with 'breasts'), it is biologically impossible (or unheard of, at least) for a male to be in bodily possession of a pair of boobs, since males are genetically predisposed to grow a junk instead of boobs at birth.

Men cannot have actual, real boobs (although they can get injections and things of the like).

Page 7000- Auphelia wrote: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

7,000th POST, LOSERS!!!!

Page 8000- Beepee wrote:
***does his happy dance***

Welcome back

Page 9000- Tsp rmb wrote: *eeeeeeeee*

Page 10,000- Hanguk-Nippon wrote: 10,000!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! FINALLLYY!!!!

Page 11,000- Midand wrote: *watches the deaths*
Edit: oh look 11,000...why am i not excited

Page 12,000- Concrete Slab wrote: I think I'm first

Page 13,000- Jaxon wrote: ☭

Page 14,000- Kerlodia wrote: *explodes in a cloud of NO*
HA! 14,000 POST!

Page 15,000- Lily pad nation wrote: Maybe it was inside you all along . . .
(´ω`)
I didn’t think I’d be taken at face value.

Page 16,000- Volaworand wrote: what's a pacer, precious?

EDIT: 16K posts baby!!! This calls for additional hype

page=dispatch/id=1167387

Page 17,000- Quiescent wrote: Shh...we need to sneak up on it

Page 18,000- Poleande wrote: Yesss
YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Page 19,000- Cheesy cheese island wrote: Ok, now this is the 475,000th post on the TSP board, otherwise known as, the first post you see on the 19,000th page. (woah, cheesus christ, i didnt expect people to spam the like button.)

Page 20,000- Hanguk-Nippon (the only person to have two first posts) wrote:
*Unmutes*

A-ha!

20K. Yippee Ki-Yay.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Page 21,000- Nakarisaune wrote: Fun fact - in some places in I believe Uganda, clothes are made from the thinly pounded bark of trees!

Page 22,000- Cheesy cheese island wrote: Nobody:

Absolutely Nobody:

Welsh: Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch

(MUHAHAHA! 22,000 IS MINE!!!)

Page 23,000- Auphelia wrote: Oh bother.

How dreadful.

(Not about your silly posting. I've only just reached 100 votes in the poll, so obviously you all care far more about this virus than you did my return! How shameful.)

Page 24,000- That one country that stole your cheezit wrote: My only problem is that I don't see Marge Simpson anywhere. I mean, imagine where that family would be without her!

Page 25,000- Proctethia wrote: I can't smell 25,000.

Page 26,000- Wi sd ea d wrote: Ah yes, the first post on page 26,000...

Page 27,000- Nicholas and Great Britain wrote: Time to wait for 28000...

Page 28,000- Carthatska wrote: hmm. I do wonder.

Edit: Shoot.

Page 29,000- Ipugao wrote: What other country in the name po?

Page 30,000- Nivosea wrote: Without money

Thanks! Hope you enjoyed!

Read dispatch

Melicorium, Drew Durrnil, Unojo, and Taigama

Western fardelshufflestein wrote:What is even happening.

I’m warming up, stick around.

Country of the boris johnson wrote:well i'd rather that trash super league to see how it will go BUT I WANT PREMIERE LEAGUE TO BE ALIVE *sigh*so as I unojoyish
my military is magic and double posting is hard to get on when people post message every hour or so (or more)

Magic? I can fix that...

Lacey Underwhere, ace reporter, walks slowly out to the hill overlooking the magic tanks, waves a wand using the incantation taught to all by those great wizards of old, Cronkite and Murrow, and the tanks change to 12 near sighted llamas, 2 asthmatic elephants, and a Shriner car loaded with 12 clowns.

Now we have a parade.

•Big Blowout Sale!•

Markut - 57.99
page=deck/card=3393018/season=2

Melicorium and Klysevia

Uknownfromchina

Taigama wrote:•Big Blowout Sale!•

Markut - 57.99
page=deck/card=3393018/season=2

57!?

Melicorium and Klysevia

ns sent me nudes
please help
I'm a minor
no seriously
they did

Melicorium and Klysevia

Uknownfromchina

Drew Durrnil wrote:ns sent me nudes
please help
I'm a minor
no seriously
they did


Question: What the HECK

Melicorium and Klysevia

Uknownfromchina wrote:Question: What the HECK

an ad popped up here with a nude on it

Melicorium and Klysevia

Uknownfromchina

Drew Durrnil wrote:an ad popped up here with a nude on it

Oh Hahaha Thats why I blocked my ads

Melicorium and Klysevia

Uknownfromchina wrote:57!?

Its value is 58 bank lol

I’m also selling other cards I’ll tg them if you want

Melicorium and Klysevia

Uknownfromchina

Taigama wrote:Its value is 58 bank lol

Eh I could put up legendary up too 200

Melicorium, Klysevia, and Femboy waifu

can this stupid poll end?

Melicorium and Klysevia

Suntirad wrote:can this stupid poll end?

No

What nonsense have I missed in my brief absence you rascals?

Suntirad wrote:can this stupid poll end?

Auphelia’s polls are like visiting your grandmother in her dotage. You smile and nod when she shows off her polished knick knacks, then plot to sell them all off when she croaks.

Auphelia, Melicorium, Purple Hyacinth, and Klysevia

I have a challenge for you guys:
Create 27 new accounts corresponding to each NS classification, and whoever gets all 27 classifications listed on the nation name at the same time the quickest wins an S2 Legendary The Stalker.
Rules:
1. Time will be counted from the time of this post.
2. Naming format must be [wanted classification] [name]. Two examples of these are Psychotic Dictatorship Drew Durrnil and Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Ipugao. If this format is not followed, that nation would not be counted and the user would be instructed to recreate another nation with the correct naming format.
3. To be officially recognized as part of this challenge, you must send a telegram to me stating your willingness to participate in this challenge.
4. Anything can be done on the nation creation page to ensure a faster time.
5. If you finish, you will have to telegram me stating that you have finished. At that point, your time will stop, and I will check all 27 accounts to ensure that the finish is genuine. If it is not, then the time stop will be void and the challenge will still going.

Owlograd wrote:What nonsense have I missed in my brief absence you rascals?

I'm here now, nsfwspam is worse than ever, fjarrej attempted to hack multiple accounts, and united engiresco finally left Europe.

Melicorium and Klysevia

Drystar wrote:Auphelia’s polls are like visiting your grandmother in her dotage. You smile and nod when she shows off her polished knick knacks, then plot to sell them all off when she croaks.

She is the daughter of the sick man of Europe!

Crystal Creation, Melicorium, and Klysevia

Sutarianesia wrote:She is the daughter of the sick man of Europe!

that's a bad ship
ew cringe

Crystal Creation, Melicorium, and Klysevia

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