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Si-topia wrote:*puts a friendship bracelet on your wrist*
Best friends, sksksk!
Oh, you mean my metal straw? You don't have one? That's okay, take one of mine!
*throws one at you*
And I oop!

BESTIES! sksksksksksksksksk

Auphelia wrote:What abominable amalgamation of letters is that?

VSCO?

I'd much prefer you be Crisco girls; the flavour when I cook you would be much improved.

Ah, yes, extra fabric in case she grows plump, in the way of the Tubbius of Treadwellia, from all the turtle soup.

You are quite wise, dear.

And I oop!

Treadwellia, Quiescent, Si-topia, Auphelia, and 4 othersAidenfieeld, Lily pad nation, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, and Proctethia

Concrete Slab wrote:BESTIES! skskskskskskskskskAnd I oop!

Si-topia wrote:*puts a friendship bracelet on your wrist*
Best friends, sksksk!
Oh, you mean my metal straw? You don't have one? That's okay, take one of mine!
*throws one at you*
And I oop!

The scariest Halloween creature: the VSCO girl.

Also, dearest Slab, are you not a male? Is being a VSCO girl a state of mind?

Quiescent, Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, Concrete Slab, and 3 othersLily pad nation, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, and Proctethia

Auphelia wrote:The scariest Halloween creature: the VSCO girl.

Also, dearest Slab, are you not a male? Is being a VSCO girl a state of mind?

Yes, I am a male, but it's still fun to do :D

Concrete Slab wrote:Yes, I am a male, but it's still fun to do :D

. . .

Is it?

Is it really?

Quiescent, I say we start our own clique: the Crisco girls. Not only can we make delicious pastries, but we can likely get lucrative branding deals as well!

I noticed you're in desperate need of money ever since one of your okapi accidentally got a pencil stuck up his nose and it had to be surgically removed.

Auphelia, the new poll both delights and pains me.

Nakarisaune wrote:Auphelia, the new poll both delights and pains me.

Ah, the desired effect has been achieved.

All of my polls should inspire blissful agony in their voters.

Regarding this poll, remember that Tubbius the Rotund, His Adiposity, the Fat Father of Treadwellia, does own pigs. Ham-pires must win!

Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, Yansu, Lily pad nation, and 4 others073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, The Filippinas, Proctethia, and Gecetesse

Pear-wolves are best.

Post self-deleted by Aidenfieeld.

I'm back!

Damn it! I accidentally made an offer to sell a card instead of buy it and now it’s matched!
page=deck/card=445300/season=1

Treadwellia wrote:Regarding this poll, remember that Tubbius the Rotund, His Adiposity, the Fat Father of Treadwellia, does own pigs. Ham-pires must win!

But they feast on pigs, sucking them dry, a very anti-tubby way of being!

Zess wrote:Damn it! I accidentally made an offer to sell a card instead of buy it and now it’s matched!
page=deck/card=445300/season=1

I guess if anyone wants a TSSS card for cheap go ahead and bid...

Zess wrote:I guess if anyone wants a TSSS card for cheap go ahead and bid...

You're a dear.

Auphelia wrote:You're a dear.

*hops around Zess’ yard and eats his god damned tulips*

Oh, you didn’t say “deer”, did you?

...That sand-witch better not be made out of real sand!

Quiescent, Yansu, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Proctethia, and 1 otherGecetesse

Abarri wrote:...That better not be made out of real sand!

I don't like sand.

It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Quiescent, Si-topia, Auphelia, Abarri, and 3 others073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Proctethia, and Gecetesse

Zess wrote:I don't like sand.

It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

I still like beaches though.

Speaking of beaches:

Concrete Slab wrote:Yes, I am a male, but it's still fun to do :D

Turtles.

Zess wrote:I don't like sand.

It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Sounds like a certain Drystar I know, or perhaps Curlyhoward.

Post self-deleted by Lily pad nation.

Nakarisaune wrote:Auphelia, the new poll both delights and pains me.

Hug

Post by Commonwealth Of Astoria suppressed by Auphelia.

Auphelia wrote:. . .

Is it?

Is it really?

Quiescent, I say we start our own clique: the Crisco girls. Not only can we make delicious pastries, but we can likely get lucrative branding deals as well!

I noticed you're in desperate need of money ever since one of your okapi accidentally got a pencil stuck up his nose and it had to be surgically removed.

A pity I wasn't a Crisco girl earlier, I could have removed the offending writing instrument without surgical intervention.

Time to get started on my corporate shilling.

*Coats lips in shortening and smiles broadly*

Try Crisco! Ideal for livestock emergencies, baking and skin care!

Quiescent wrote:A pity I wasn't a Crisco girl earlier, I could have removed the offending writing instrument without surgical intervention.

Time to get started on my corporate shilling.

*Coats lips in shortening and smiles broadly*

Try Crisco! Ideal for livestock emergencies, baking and skin care!

Orphans getting you down?

Dogs won't stop barking?

The solution is simple: Crisco it!

With our revolutionary formula, it's never been so delicious to eat your problems away!

Auphelia wrote:Sounds like a certain Drystar I know, or perhaps Curlyhoward.

I don't know if I'd quite describe them as getting "everywhere".

Quiescent, Auphelia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Proctethia, and 1 otherGecetesse

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