The Confederacy of Canzik is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Rex soki with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.132 billion Canzikians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canzuk. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canzikian economy, worth 651 trillion Ziks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 126,866 Ziks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, the government loves seeing the little people fight, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canzik's national animal is the Dogs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Canzik is ranked 19,798^th in the world and 72^nd in The Union of Democratic States for Safest, scoring 114.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.