The Empire of Acoanielyth and Larelannoneth is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.075 billion Larelacoanielythans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The powerhouse Acoanielythian and Larelannonethian economy, worth a remarkable 1,217 trillion keys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 80,741 keys, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 381,930 per year while the poor average 10,099, a ratio of 37.8 to 1.

Supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small caliber bullets, Leader has just been declared ruler of Acoanielyth and Larelannoneth in an international press conference, Larelacoanielythans incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Acoanielyth and Larelannoneth's national animal is the griffin.

Acoanielyth and Larelannoneth is ranked 263,720^th in the world and 9,814^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 14.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.