The Empire of Aix les Filles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Naseem Hussein with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 19.258 billion Alfes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salon. The average income tax rate is 72.2%.

The Alfian economy, worth 821 trillion Ninettas a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 42,636 Ninettas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aix les Filles's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aix les Filles is ranked 273,179^th in the world and 79^th in Ensio for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.69 kickbacks per hour.