The Community of All Snakes is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Timothy Snake with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 4.698 billion Snakes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of All Snakes City. The average income tax rate is 13.2%.

The large but inefficient All Snakesian economy, worth 244 trillion Snake Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,000 Snake Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All Snakes's national animal is the Honeybee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Serpentanity.

All Snakes is ranked 48,579^th in the world and 12^th in Valaryia for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.