The United Northern Kingdom of Skelleftella is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Linus Karl Okelsson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.786 billion Skelleftellans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Äkerslön. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Skelleftellan economy, worth a remarkable 3,702 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 343,224 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime is totally unknown. Skelleftella's national animal is the Atlantic Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Skelleftella.

Skelleftella is ranked 17,348^th in the world and 4^th in Valaryia for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 27,467.93 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.