The Scary Pirate Owl of Altincredible is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.717 billion Altincredibleans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Altincrediblean economy, worth 713 trillion mikas a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,402 mikas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 285,689 per year while the poor average 3,035, a ratio of 94.1 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Altincredible's national animal is the owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Altincredible is ranked 235,631^st in the world and 3,310^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 17.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.