The Democratic Republic of Amblerville is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Big Brother with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.115 billion Amblervilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landing Strip 1. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amblervillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,634 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,035 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Class boundaries start and end with the firmness of local tomatoes, a certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and chess players with pacemakers and cochlear implants are treated with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amblerville's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Amblerville is ranked 320,063^rd in the world and 760^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.51 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.