The Free Land of Angakluk is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mahatma Che Shalom with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 45.734 billion Angaklukeñoes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirknoor Town. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Angaklukian economy, worth a remarkable 4,422 trillion kunas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 96,703 kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angakluk's national animal is the green bumba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Angakluk is ranked 21,661^st in the world and 159^th in Europeia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 88,257.64 Standard Monetary Units.