The Void of Precisely Nothing is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nobody with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.275 billion Naughts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Precisely Nothingian economy, worth a remarkable 3,942 trillion Bosons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 215,752 Bosons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing". Crime is totally unknown. Precisely Nothing's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Precisely Nothing is ranked 206,147^th in the world and 1,063^rd in Europeia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -15.87 on the Hickory Productivity Index.