The Void of Precisely Nothing is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Nobody with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 19.749 billion Naughts live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Precisely Nothingian economy, worth a remarkable 4,600 trillion Bosons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 232,926 Bosons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 959,925 per year while the poor average 37,211, a ratio of 25.8 to 1.

Thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime is totally unknown. Precisely Nothing's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Precisely Nothing is ranked 186,123^rd in the world and 437^th in Europeia for Most Armed, with 0.23 Weapons Per Person.