The Unforgiving Cold of Arctic Lands is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elizaveta Dubravina with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 7.134 billion Arctisans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Arctisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,804 trillion work-hours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 252,976 work-hours, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a hole in the heart of every Arctisian city, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, the government defends a woman's right to choose, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arctic Lands's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is incorrect beliefs.

Arctic Lands is ranked 1,056^th in the world and 25^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 98.52 on the Human Development Index.