The Dictatorship of Ancarchyland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Kasane Teto with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.099 billion Ancarchylandians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tetopolis. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ancarchylandian economy, worth 907 trillion Tetors a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 221,289 Tetors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and newspapers are running a front-page picture of Queen Kasane Teto holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancarchyland's national animal is the Baguette, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tetoism.

Ancarchyland is ranked 8,766^th in the world and 84^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 221,289.96 Standard Monetary Units.