The Absolute Monarchy of Arryia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Shah Quathar Perooz II with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.559 billion Arryians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Persepolis. The average income tax rate is 71.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Arryian economy, worth 750 trillion Tomen a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,062 Tomen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government endows universities based on clearly demonstrated greed, a petition to improve Arryian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, bike rage is all the rage, and there's always a Bigtopian willing to eat Shah Quathar Perooz II's table scraps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arryia's national animal is the Asiatic Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.

Arryia is ranked 76,240^th in the world and 99^th in Fifth Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,311.62 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.