The Republic of Asios Vast is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Asios I with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.409 billion Asiosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asios City. The average income tax rate is 12.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asios Vastian economy, worth 681 trillion Asiosian pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 200,006 Asiosian pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, gossip magazines have pictures of Asios I sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, there's never enough space in space, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Asios Vast's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Asios Vast is ranked 156,601^st in the world and 600^th in Europeia for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,205.29 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.