The State of Assiniboine is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.514 billion Assiniboineans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although International Aid, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong Assiniboinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 39,498 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,539 per year while the poor average 2,122, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, deers are considered a delicacy, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Assiniboine's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Assiniboine is ranked 125,505^th in the world and 1^st in Assiniboine for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.