The Augustin Alliance Tribune of Austria Swiss Germania is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Duke Alfred IV with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.355 billion Austria Swiss Germanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wilhelmkrone. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Austria Swiss Germanian economy, worth 819 trillion Royal Eagle Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 79,111 Royal Eagle Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Royal Eagle Marks treacle machine, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austria Swiss Germania's national animal is the ASG Gray Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eminenzglaube.

Austria Swiss Germania is ranked 84,913^th in the world and 86^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Developed, scoring 65.57 on the Human Development Index.