The Community of Bazooka Joe is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mort the Sweater Guy with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.344 billion Bazooka Joeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bubblicious. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The powerhouse Bazooka Joean economy, worth 631 trillion Bubble Gums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 85,921 Bubble Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,951 per year while the poor average 17,811, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, airport security is provided by private companies, and ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals. Crime is relatively low. Bazooka Joe's national animal is the Beluga Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Double Bubble.

Bazooka Joe is ranked 212,764^th in the world and 106^th in Cape of Good Hope for Safest, scoring 34.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.