The Free Enterprise Zone of Boeingia is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 616 million Boeingians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raytheonople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Boeingian economy, worth 105 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 170,935 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,462,354 per year while the poor average 3,458, a ratio of 422 to 1.
Rural Boeingians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, the most ambitious parents buy a dozen lottery scratch-cards each week for their kids, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, and corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Boeingia's national animal is the rattlesnake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Boeingia is ranked 2,118th in the world and 7th in Hell for Fattest Citizens, with 44.75 Obesity Rate.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
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Boeingia, corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with.
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Boeingia, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred.
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Boeingia, the most ambitious parents buy a dozen lottery scratch-cards each week for their kids.
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Boeingia, rural Boeingians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities.
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Boeingia, the nation's mettle is about to be tested.
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Boeingia, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
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Boeingia was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Corporate Bordello".
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Boeingia, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs.
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Boeingia, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
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Boeingia, the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust".




















































