The Resplendent Founder of Brahmana is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Totally Not Altino with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 14.928 billion Brahmanans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karma. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but inefficient Brahmanan economy, worth 325 trillion karmas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,808 karmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, Totally Not Altino's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Brahmana's national animal is the Owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Owltholic.

Brahmana is ranked 243,353^rd in the world and 264^th in Karma for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.81 law-abiding acts per hour.