The Kingdom of Bronia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 578 million Bronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viqluzaf. The average income tax rate is 19.1%.

The very strong Bronian economy, worth 44.4 trillion Dulflorins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,884 Dulflorins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", and foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bronia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bronia is ranked 192,473^rd in the world and 111^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Fattest Citizens, with 9.47 Obesity Rate.