The United Socialist States of Buzz Buzz is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Goddess Atalanta with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 8.417 billion Buzz Buzzians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pleione. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Buzz Buzzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion Canna Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 128,249 Canna Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge, and the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buzz Buzz's national animal is the Buzzdorian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Buzz Buzz is ranked 300,769^th in the world and 1,719^th in the Outback for Fattest Citizens, with 4.36 Obesity Rate.