The Constitutional Monarchy of XJeff is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.283 billion XJeffians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of X. The average income tax rate is 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient XJeffian economy, worth 135 trillion xxxes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,274 xxxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, Zeroness is one of the most popular forenames in XJeff, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XJeff's national animal is the zeroness, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XJeff is ranked 177,951^st in the world and 535^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 117.73 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.