The State of Bwiema is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 21.099 billion Bwiemen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Bwieman economy, worth 926 trillion bets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 43,892 bets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,888 per year while the poor average 2,751, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bwiema's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bwiema is ranked 124,378^th in the world and 1^st in Bwiema for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.