The Queen's State of Cero Null is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 31.956 billion Cero Nullians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Cero Nullian economy, worth a remarkable 1,207 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 37,785 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,130 per year while the poor average 2,406, a ratio of 100 to 1.

Streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, Cero Null is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, Cero Null has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and the Governor has just been declared ruler of Cero Null in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cero Null's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cero Null is ranked 123,716^th in the world and 1^st in Cero Null for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.