The Grand Commune of Coporiana is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Liliana Vess with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.327 billion Coporianans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Segovia. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Coporianan economy, worth 283 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 121,756 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More and more people are signing up for the government party, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Coporiana's national animal is the Sea Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ashiocism.

Coporiana is ranked 25,709^th in the world and 597^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 111.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.