The New Reformed Republic of Croscitol is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by President Nakruschi with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.558 billion Croscitolis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alabané. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Croscitoli economy, worth 563 trillion Notes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,352 Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in President Nakruschi's political rallies, and sex-ed is child's play. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Croscitol's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Croscitol is ranked 14,852^nd in the world and 52^nd in Concord for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,095.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.