The State of Southwestern Federal Republic is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and complete absence of social welfare. The devout population of 8.905 billion Southwestern Federal Republicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Soweto. The average income tax rate is 23.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Southwestern Federal Republician economy, worth 409 trillion Republican Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,990 Republican Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, refugees from other nations are flocking to Southwestern Federal Republic's border, and chemical burn victims tan their scars summering at luxury beach resorts with huge cash settlements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Southwestern Federal Republic's national animal is the Aramadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Southwestern Federal Republic is ranked 183,666^th in the world and 674^th in Concord for Fattest Citizens, with 9.6 Obesity Rate.